<h2 id="Chapter_14">14. The Battle of Tippermuir</h2>
<p>At last word went round that the army was to move,
but not, as Kelpie had expected, away from the danger
of Perth and Lord Elcho’s great army. Quite the contrary.
They were, it seemed, going to take Perth.</p>
<p>Recklessness and practical caution fought within Kelpie.
A fine, daft, gallant, and suicidal idea it seemed to her. If
she had any sense in the head of her, she would take her
leave now and head for safety. But she decided, instead,
to go along but to stay with the women and children
well behind the lines, once the fighting started, and then
take to the hills when the battle was lost.</p>
<p>The small, poorly equipped army gathered itself together
and started south to the sound of pipes playing
valiantly. They had got no farther than the hill of Buchanty
when they ran into one of the enemy forces which<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[171]</SPAN></span>
had been surrounding them all the time. A full five hundred
bowmen it must be, and Kelpie looked around hastily
for something to hide under.</p>
<p>But she had reckoned without Montrose. He and Antrim
rode to meet the two leaders of the bowmen, and they
talked. And, sometime during the talking, Montrose cast
his spell, for presently the two forces spread out over the
purple masses of blooming heather and ate together, the
leaders still talking over wine and food.</p>
<p>And then one of the enemy leaders sprang to his feet,
and Kelpie could hear his words clearly. “You’re wrong!”
he shouted. “’Tis not two thousand men ye have, but two
thousand and five hundred! For we’ll never be fighting
against Montrose!”</p>
<p>Kelpie shook her head wonderingly. Why on earth did
Montrose fight at all, if he could do this? Or did Argyll
and others have some kind of counter-magic? Kelpie began
to feel newly discouraged about her own prospects
for magical powers, with so much competition about.</p>
<p>The newly expanded army moved on again, undisturbed
by the news that, in addition to his seven thousand
infantry, Lord Elcho also had some eight hundred cavalry
and nine pieces of heavy artillery. The Highlanders, like
Kelpie, put their faith in the magic of Montrose. With him
to lead them, no force on earth could beat them.</p>
<p>They spent the night on the moor of Fowlis, and early
in the morning were away down the Small Glen, and on<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[172]</SPAN></span>
to Tippermuir. There stood the walled town of Perth,
some three miles away. And between stood the Covenant
army, spread wide, waiting to catch Montrose’s impudent
small army between its fierce jaws.</p>
<p>Kelpie looked at it with awe, and some of her assurance
left her. Surely, now, Montrose was stretching his powers
too far! Lord Elcho would be wiping them out as easily
as Antrim might knock down herself. There they stood, six
deep, every man protected by corselet and an iron headpiece,
and the most of them armed with muskets, against
one-third the number of Highlanders, who wore only ragged
kilts and rawhide brogans and had claymores and
bows and arrows, or no weapons at all. It was a sad contrast.</p>
<p>The citizens of Perth seemed to regard the coming battle
as a fine new kind of Sabbath sport, for they had turned
out in great numbers to watch the fun. Kelpie shoved
through the palpitating crowd of women and children,
now well behind the army, until she reached a spot on
high ground which gave her both a good view and a
quick escape route for when she needed it. And she expected
to need it. She hoped that Ian might escape the
slaughter somehow, but she was going to be quite sure
that <em>she</em> did.</p>
<p class="tb">Ian, who had an even better view in his spot in the
front row of the battle line, was not feeling very optimistic<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[173]</SPAN></span>
himself. He looked with resignation over the flaunting
blue banners of the Covenant ranks bearing the motto:
<em>For Christ’s Crown and Covenant</em>—and then back to the
one brave royal banner—three golden leopards on a red
background—floating above the Highland rabble. The
breeze rippled its folds and shivered across the purpled
moors. It seemed too fine a day for men to die.</p>
<p>Alex turned from chaffing his cousins among the small
band of Keppoch MacDonalds and looked at Ian. There
was a touch of pallor beneath the sunburn of his angular
face, but his eyes were bright.</p>
<p>“And are you frightened, Ian?” he asked with a crooked
grin.</p>
<p>“As ever was!” retorted Ian forthrightly, and Alex
chuckled.</p>
<p>“And I too,” he agreed. “My cousin Archie has just been
saying it’s only a fool does not fear danger—in which
case, I’m a wise man indeed!”</p>
<p>Ian looked around him. Most of the ordinary clansmen
seemed not much worried. There was an almost supernatural
faith in Montrose, that he would bring victory at
any odds. And Antrim—the magnificent Colkitto—strode
down the line with confidence in every inch of him. His
legs were pillars beneath the MacDonald kilt he wore, and
they were matched by the size of his shoulders.</p>
<p>“I think <em>he</em> isn’t afraid,” observed Ian.</p>
<p>Alex nodded agreement. “Montrose is worried, though,”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[174]</SPAN></span>
he murmured. “You can see it behind his eyes. What is
happening now?” For one of Montrose’s officers was going
toward Lord Elcho, waving a white flag of truce.</p>
<p>“Here’s Ranald,” said Archie. “He’ll know. Ranald learns
everything.” If Archie was frightened, one would never
know it. His black eyes sparkled wickedly from under his
thick black hair, and he turned eagerly to make room for
another Keppoch cousin. “What is it Ranald, <i lang="gd">avic</i>?”</p>
<p>“An envoy of courtesy,” reported Ranald, shaking his
fair head wonderingly. “Montrose has sent to ask is it
against their principles to fight on the Sabbath, and would
they rather wait for tomorrow. Only Montrose would
think to make such a gesture!”</p>
<p>Archie, who seemed to have a low opinion of Covenant
principles, shook his head disapprovingly. Alex opened
his mouth for a jesting remark, and forgot to close it again.
For, incredibly, outrageously, the envoy was being taken
prisoner! He was seized, bound, hustled off through the
Covenant ranks.</p>
<p>Incredulous anger rippled through the Highland army.
Ian stood aghast. “He couldn’t!” he whispered. “He
<em>couldn’t</em> violate a flag of truce!” And for once even the
more cynical Alex shared Ian’s feelings.</p>
<p>Oddly, Kelpie’s face came to Alex at that moment. Her
narrow, slant-eyed, impudent face would be wondering
what was so awful about violating a white flag. Was it any<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[175]</SPAN></span>
worse than killing a man in battle? And the envoy wasn’t
even dead—yet, anyway. To his disgust, Alex found himself,
in his own mind, trying to explain it to her. “<i lang="gd">Dhiaoul!</i>”
he muttered and turned his attention to the matters at
hand.</p>
<p>It was quite possible that Lord Elcho had done himself
an ill service, for a flame of Celtic rage had engulfed the
Highland army. Alex found that he had shifted forward
an inch or two without knowing it, and the rest of the
army with him. Those without weapons had picked up
stones. For a moment it seemed that they would all break
into a wild charge, but Montrose achieved the minor miracle
of holding them back. “Wait!” said his outflung arm.
“Wait!” boomed Antrim. “Be patient a wee while, men of
my heart, and we soon will be giving them cold steel
for it.”</p>
<p>And they waited, only inching forward a toe at a time,
as the Covenant army moved closer, until not a hundred
paces separated them. A long wait it seemed, long enough
for all the army to hear Lord Elcho’s answer to the message
of the unfortunate envoy. “The Lord’s Day,” he had
said, “is fit for the Lord’s work of exterminating the barbarous
Irish and Highlanders.”</p>
<p>“When we charge,” muttered Archie, who had been in
battles before, “keep just one thing in mind. Choose your
enemy and kill him, and then a second man if you can.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[176]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Very well so,” agreed Alex mildly. “And what will I
do with my third man?” He was pleased that his voice
had just the nonchalance he wanted for it.</p>
<p>Ian’s was equally cool. “Just be leaving him to me,” he
said. “I’ll have had my three by then.”</p>
<p>Another inch forward, and the Covenanters closer yet,
and still no signal to charge. And now came the Covenant
battle cry for the day. “Jesus and no quarter!” they yelled,
and Ian shuddered at the blasphemy.</p>
<p>And then suddenly came a shrill wild skirl from the
gaunt woman at the back of the battle. A voice lifted and
pealed savagely. “Wolves of the North! Let the fangs bite!”</p>
<p>And the signal was given, and as they rushed forward
Ian’s voice answered with his own clan battle cry. “Sons
of the dogs, come hither, come hither, and ye shall have
flesh!”</p>
<p>“God and St. Andrew!” answered the Keppoch MacDonalds,
and the air was thick with the wailing menace
of pipes and clan cries, until the pipers abandoned their
pipes for the claymores, and the slogans became scattered
and mixed with mere yells.</p>
<p>Neither Alex nor Ian remembered the rest clearly—only
a wall of armed men ahead, and then the smashing,
tearing impact of battle. There was Archie’s fighting
laughter, and the blazing red beard of Antrim ... someone
yelling “A Gordon, a Gordon!” the whole of the fight.
And then there was no wall of armored men, but only<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[177]</SPAN></span>
fleeing backs, and the charge went on and on—until they
were at the gates of Perth.</p>
<p class="tb">When Kelpie reached Perth, some time later (and a
messy three miles it was too, littered with Covenant casualties),
she fully expected to find it being thoroughly
sacked and looted, and to be in time to pick up a few wee
things herself. It was just for this that she had managed to
get slightly ahead of the rest of the women and children.</p>
<p>But there was unexpected quiet and order. Kelpie
paused inside the gate, frowning. A few citizens peered
fearfully from windows, waiting for the worst, but the
worst did not seem to be happening. Instead, Highlanders
stood about, glaring at the frightened heads and at a
shouting preacher on the near corner, and looking disgruntled.</p>
<p>“He shall rain snares upon the sinners,” screamed the
preacher, “and fire and brimstone and storms of wind shall
be the portion of their cup!”</p>
<p>Kelpie joined a group of ragged Highlanders who were
standing there listening. “<em>Now</em> will he remember their
iniquity and visit their sins!” the preacher was suggesting
hopefully. “I will consume them by the sword, and by the
famine, and by the pestilence! I will pour their wickedness
upon them!”</p>
<p>“Is it ourselves he means?” asked Kelpie of the nearest
Highlander.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[178]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>He nodded, looking disgusted. “And we not even allowed
to feed his words back to him,” he growled. “And,”
he added regretfully, “I am thinking that the fine coat of
him would be fitting me, whatever.”</p>
<p>“But why? Why not be silencing him and taking it?”
demanded Kelpie. He shrugged, looking aggressive. Montrose,
it seemed, had ordered no sacking, no looting, no
harm to the citizens.</p>
<p>Several Highlanders turned from the preacher, who was
now informing them that they were to be cast forth from
the land, and chimed in. An unheard-of thing, that! And
they half-starved and in rags, and counting on food, clothing,
and a fine wee bit of loot from these overfed, psalm-singing
heathen hypocrites! And what was Montrose
about, then, to be depriving them of their just reward?
And yet, not a man suggested disobeying.</p>
<p>The preacher, a gaunt, long-faced man in a fine black
coat, was working himself up into a fine passion of Covenanter
Christianity. “They shall die grievous deaths,”
he announced. “They shall not be lamented, neither shall
they be buried; they shall be as dung upon the face of
the earth.”</p>
<p>“Is it his own friends he’s speaking of?” came Alex’s
mocking voice. “’Tis a fine burial service you’re preaching,
my friend, but shouldn’t you be helping to dig the graves
first?”</p>
<p>The preacher stopped, glared, and began to launch forth<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[179]</SPAN></span>
with more Bible verses. But the Highlanders had got the
idea.</p>
<p>“Now then,” one of them called, chortling. “’Twould be
no harm to the bonnie man if we just see to it that he
helps bury his friends, now, would it? Come away out,
now, and be useful!” And in a moment the preacher was
being propelled firmly out of the gate, protesting loudly
that yon muckle redshanks were gang to murther him.
Alex and Ian, Archie and Ranald were left, grinning after
them.</p>
<p>Kelpie spared them no more than a glance and then
returned to her grievance. No looting! And she had been
wanting a nice silver belt and perhaps a silken purse.</p>
<p>Disgustingly, Ian and Alex agreed with Montrose. “’Tis
a barbaric practice, sacking cities,” said Ian with quiet
intensity. “Why should soldiers war on civilians, especially
women and bairns? If there were more leaders with the
principles of Montrose, war would be less evil than it is.”</p>
<p>“There’s no use one army stopping, and the others going
on doing it,” argued Kelpie.</p>
<p>“Someone must be stopping first,” Alex pointed out.
Odd how he kept trying to explain principles to this little
witch, who could no more understand them than could
his cousin Cecily’s wee and wicked yellow kitten. “If Montrose
shows mercy, perhaps the Covenanters will do the
same.”</p>
<p>Kelpie sneered audibly, and Archie made a rude noise.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[180]</SPAN></span>
Alex shrugged. “To be more practical,” he pointed out,
“perhaps Montrose is hoping that these towns near his
own home may be turned to our side if we treat them
well.”</p>
<p>“I think he would do so anyway,” insisted Ian, “’Tis a
point of integrity, Kelpie.”</p>
<p>Kelpie looked blank, and Alex laughed. “Do not be
trying to explain integrity to <em>her</em>, Ian!” he pleaded. “Begin
first on a creature with more capacity—like Cecily’s kitten,
for example—and then Dubh, perhaps, and after that you
might be working up to a kelpie.”</p>
<p>At the mention of Cecily, Ian saw in his mind a heart-shaped,
mischievous face in a halo of tawny hair. And
then he put it away from him, for Alex had said fifty times
that he was going to marry his cousin one day; and if
his foster brother wanted Cecily, then she was not for
Ian to think of. So he thought instead of Kelpie, who was
tossing her black head scornfully.</p>
<p>“Well, whatever integrity is,” she announced, “this is
daft. For,” she predicted with gloomy relish, “all the towns
around will be thinking they may do as they please, with
no fear of punishment. Just wait you now, they’ll be shouting
more loudly and burning more witches than ever
before.”</p>
<p>Surprisingly, Alex nodded. It was Ian who was about to
argue. But at this moment Lachlan and Maeve arrived,
shouting that at last they had found Mac ’ic Ian, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[181]</SPAN></span>
would he be coming away this minute to have his sore
wound tended.</p>
<p>Ian laughed, faintly embarrassed, and began to protest.
And Kelpie, with a pang of concern, noticed for the first
time that his plaidie was wrapped oddly about his left arm
and that a stain of red was creeping along the sleeve
beneath it.</p>
<p>“<i lang="gd">Dhé!</i>” she cried. “It may be only a wee bit cut as you
say, Ian, but yon orange-top”—she glared at Maeve—“has
not the sense to be tending it for you, and it will
surely mortify if you let her. I,” she announced firmly, “will
bind it myself, with bread mold and cobwebs on the cut,
and a wee charm or two over it, and ’twill heal overnight,
for I know about such matters.”</p>
<p>Maeve promptly screamed that the wicked little witch
would poison Mac ’ic Ian only over her dead body. Kelpie
retorted that it was a fine idea, that last. Ranald said that
he had known mold and cobwebs to work very well.
Archie’s black eyes sparkled with amusement, and it fell
upon Alex to arbitrate.</p>
<p>Firmly, with the masterful air that Kelpie usually resented
hotly, he declared in favor of her bread mold but
against her charms. He pacified Maeve by allowing her
to supervise and to put the sign of the cross upon Ian’s
arm. And because both Maeve and Kelpie were genuinely
concerned over Ian’s welfare a truce of sorts was declared—for
the moment.</p>
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