Adventures of Puss in Boots, Jr.

<h2><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[136]</SPAN></span> <SPAN name="donkey" id="donkey"></SPAN>PUSS CONVERSES WITH AN INTELLIGENT GRAY DONKEY</h2> <div class="block22"> <div class="figleft2"> <ANTIMG src="images/quote.png" width-obs="8" height-obs="7" alt="open quote" title="" /></div> </div> <div class="block24"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> <p class="cap nmb">Donkey, donkey, old and gray,</p> <span class="i3 nmt">Ope your mouth and gently bray,<br/></span> <span class="i0">Lift your ears and blow your horn<br/></span> <span class="i0">To wake the world this sleepy morn,"<br/></span></div> </div></div> <p class="noi">called Puss, Jr., who always remembered his <em>Mother Goose</em> rhymes perfectly.</p> <p>The donkey paused in his grazing and looked up. "This sleepy morn," he repeated. "I don't call this a 'sleepy morn.' I should say it was very wide awake."</p> <p>"I guess it is," admitted Puss, "but, you see, I was only saying a little rhyme from <em>Mother Goose</em>."</p> <p>"Well, I don't see how it applies to the present situation at all," replied the donkey, in a rather ungracious manner. "The only thing you have right is the donkey part."</p> <p>Puss felt rather crestfallen. To be corrected by a donkey, generally considered one of the stupidest of animals, was not at all to his liking.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[137]</SPAN></span> Puss evidently forgot for the moment that all <em>Mother Goose</em> animals are very intelligent, for otherwise how would they have been celebrated in rhyme? But, like a wise cat, he took the rebuke meekly and said nothing.</p> <p>"Well," said the donkey, after a pause, "can I do anything else for you, Sir Cat? Granting that it is too late to wake the morn, there may be other requests with which I will gladly comply."</p> <p>"Gracious me!" thought Puss to himself, "he uses big words."</p> <p>The donkey cocked up both ears as if awaiting Puss, Jr.'s, reply.</p> <p>"Which is the shorter road across Mother Goose Land?" inquired Puss.</p> <p>"I don't know the exact number of miles," replied the donkey, thoughtfully, "but the road to your left is the shorter. The one to your right leads to the seashore. Gingerbread Bridge is at the ending."</p> <p>"What!" exclaimed Puss, Jr. "Why, you don't say so!"</p> <p>"What do you know about Gingerbread Bridge?" asked the donkey.</p> <p>"I crossed it once, and not so very long ago, either," replied Puss.</p> <p>"Then you certainly don't want to take Gingerbread Road," replied the donkey, "so it is not hard to choose which way to go."</p> <p>"Thank you," said Puss, turning his horse's<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[138]</SPAN></span> head down the road to the left. "I will take the left road because it is the right road!"</p> <p>"Ha, ha!" brayed the donkey, "that's a good joke for a cat. May you have a pleasant journey!"</p> <p>"Lift your ears and blow your horn; the sheep's in the meadow, the cows' in the corn!" cried Puss, gaily. "Although the morn is awake, I fear Boy Blue is still asleep."</p> <p>And with these words our small hero cantered down the road and out of sight.</p> <hr /> <div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />