<h2 id="c24">XXIV <br/><span class="small">THE LOBSTEROID CIRCUIT</span></h2>
<p>Myles could not help comparing his present ease of passage
down the swath cut by the Cupians with his difficult grubbing
through the shrubs a few feet an hour, or even with
forcing his way behind the wedge-faced insect.</p>
<p>Upon his arrival at the brink of the abyss, his first act
was to test the black sand with an electric coil. As he had
expected, it was magnetite, the only iron ore which will
respond to a magnet. It was the same ore as he had used
in his crucibles while making his radio set in Vairkingi.</p>
<p>This preliminary disposed of, cables were quickly stretched
back and forth across the pit, and from these cables large
electro-magnets were hung close to the surface of the water.
Wires were run from the lighting system of the near-by
town to a master controller at the top of the cliff.</p>
<p>When all was in readiness, the earth-man threw the current
into all the circuits. The result was immediate. To the
surface of the water there floated bottom side up, a score
or more of lobsterlike creatures, each the size of a freight
car. Poor beasts!</p>
<p>The pellets of sand and cement, in the cavities of their
gravity-sense organs, were composed of magnetite; and this
being attracted upwardly by the suspended electro-magnets,
gave the poor creatures the impression that up was down,
and down was up. Consequently, reversing their position and
floating to the surface, they imagined—with what little
imagination their primitive brains were capable of—that
they were resting peacefully at the bottom of the lake.</p>
<p>Next there were turned on, in place of the suspended
magnets, a number of magnets lying against the steep side
of the pit near the surface of the water; and instantly all
the lobsteroids rolled over, with their bellies toward that
side of the pit. The experiment was a complete success.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_190">190</div>
<p>Grappling hooks and blocks and tackle were then brought,
and dragging was begun for the airplane, the ant-rifle, and
the bandoleer of cartridges which Myles had lost on the
night of his landing in Cupia.</p>
<p>The radio man himself, stationed at his switchboard, manipulated
the instruments. Presumably all three of the sought
articles were near the bank where Cabot had landed, so
fishing was begun at that point, while energized magnets,
across the pond, drew the huge crustaceans away. Even so,
several of them swam back and snapped at the grappling
hooks.</p>
<p>This gave Myles an opportunity to practice his controls.
Whenever one of the monsters of the deep would approach
any of the dredging apparatus, the radio man would close
the switch which controlled some near-by magnet, whereat
the bewildered beast would be thrown completely off his
balance, and would require several paraparths before he
could orient himself to the new lines of force. By the
time that this had been accomplished, Cabot would have
switched on some other magnet, thus again upsetting the
beast’s equilibrium.</p>
<p>It was truly a weird and novel tune which this electrical
genius of two worlds played upon his keyboard, while huge
green shapes moved at his command.</p>
<p>Finally Myles got so expert at this strange game, that
it became safe for his workmen to descend into the pit
without fear of the denizens of the deep. At last the ropes
were securely fastened to the ant-plane, and it was drawn
up the bank to safety. The fire-arm and ammunition followed
shortly thereafter.</p>
<p>The forces of the true king—Baby Kew—were now armed
with one small airship, one rifle, and one bandoleer of
cartridges.</p>
<p>“You must attack at once!” Nan-nan asserted.</p>
<p>The earth-man looked at the Cupian in surprise.</p>
<p>“Why?” he asked.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_191">191</div>
<p>“Because,” the young cleric explained, “if you don’t some
one of this village is going to get word to Prince Yuri of your
return. Although no announcement has yet been made of
your identity, this feat of yours of overcoming the scissor-beasts
is as good as a verbal introduction. Runners will soon
be notifying the usurper.”</p>
<p>“Why runners?” Myles asked. “Why not radio?”</p>
<p>“Because,” Nan-nan replied. “I took the precaution to
throw an adjusting-tool into the local motor-generator set
early this morning. One of the solenoids is hopelessly jammed,
and it will take several days and nights of steady work
to restore it.”</p>
<p>“Great are the ramifications of the lost religion,” Cabot
murmured approvingly.</p>
<p>But the young cleric pouted, in spite of the tone of approval.
Said he: “There were no ramifications to <i>this</i> accomplishment.
I did it all myself.”</p>
<p>“Have it your own way,” Myles returned conciliatorily.
“But to get back to what we were discussing, how am I to
attack the usurper with no troops, and only one plane,
and one rifle?”</p>
<p>“But you <i>must</i> attack!” Nan-nan objected. “As for planes,
every plane in the kingdom, save only yours, is under lock
and key at Wautoosa, the old naval air base, which now
is the headquarters of the whistling bees. Every firearm, save
two, your rifle and Prince Yuri’s automatic, is under heavy
guard at the Kuana arsenal. Only the pretender himself and
the arsenal guards—who are trusted henchmen of his—are
permitted to be armed.”</p>
<p>“And I suppose,” the earth-man interjected, with a shrug,
“that you expect me, alone and single-handed, to seize
the Kuana arsenal, and distribute arms to my people.”</p>
<p>“Not exactly,” the priest replied. “You see—”</p>
<p>At which point the conversation was interrupted by a
body of troops, four abreast, which came marching toward
them down the aisle which had been cut through the trees.</p>
<p>Cabot stepped back aghast. Trapped! The soldiers swung
along in the perfect cadence which had been taught them
by generations spent in the marching clubs—or “hundreds”—of
Cupia. True, they were unarmed, but what could
one armed human do against such numbers? Cabot glanced
down the path, and saw hundred after hundred turn into
it at the farther end.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_192">192</div>
<p>There was only one possibility of escape, his plane. But
the plane was still dripping from its submergence in the
pond. Would its trophil-engine start while wet? Had enough
water leaked into the alcohol tanks to damage the fuel? He
would see.</p>
<p>Shouting to Nan-nan and Emsul to follow, he started
toward his craft; but the young cleric blocked his way.
Treachery.</p>
<p>No. For the young priest cried: “Fear not, defender of
the faith. These be friends! They are the armies which you
are to lead against Yuri. They are marching clubs of the
loyal hill towns, which have been called together here,
ostensibly for an athletic tournament.”</p>
<p>Cabot stopped his mad scramble of retreat, and smiled.
With such men he would reconquer Cupia, Yuri or no Yuri,
bees or no bees!</p>
<p class="tb">The foremost hundred debouched and formed in company-front.
Then from the ranks there stepped a Cupian,
who snatched off his blond wig, revealing ruddy locks
beneath. Onto his own right breast he pinned a red circle,
the insignia of Field Marshal. It was Hah Babbuh, Chief
of Staff of the Armies of Cupia, who had been Cabot’s right-hand
man in the two wars of liberation.</p>
<p>Facing the troops he gave a crisp command. Up shot
every left hand. Then, wheeling about, he held his own
hand aloft and shouted: “Yahoo, Myles Cabot! We are ready
to follow where you lead!”</p>
<p>“Yahoo!” the troops echoed in unison.</p>
<p>Then, giving his men the order “at ease,” Hah strode up
to the earth-man. Warmly, the two friends patted each other
on the cheek. It was many sangths since they had seen
each other, and much had happened in the meantime.</p>
<p>A council of war was immediately held between Myles,
Hah, Nan-nan, and Emsul, at the plane.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_193">193</div>
<p>“Won’t this gathering come to the attention of Yuri?”
Myles asked. “And won’t he at once suspect its cause, in
view of its nearness to Luno Castle, and in view of my recent
radio announcements from Vairkingi?”</p>
<p>“I doubt it,” the Babbuh replied, “for we have wrecked
every radio set in the vicinity.”</p>
<p>But, this did not reassure the earth-man as much as it
might.</p>
<p>“It would seem to me,” he asserted, “that this very
fact would put Prince Yuri on his guard.”</p>
<p>“Possibly so,” Nan-nan ruefully admitted, “but it will
take four days for investigators to cover the thousand stads
from Kuana to here by kerkool, two days by bee.”</p>
<p>“And in the meantime,” Myles countered, “it will take our
plane two days to reach Kuana, and our kerkools four.”</p>
<p>“Then,” Emsul suggested, “had we not better march
openly and at once?”</p>
<p>This suggestion was accepted, with the reservation, however,
that the return of Cabot and the existence of their
plane were to be kept as secret as possible.</p>
<p>Accordingly the main body of the troops were put on the
march toward Kuana, under Emsul, with instructions to
requisition every available kerkool, wreck every radio set,
and place every settlement under martial law. The kerkools,
as fast as seized, were to be manned by the best sharpshooters,
and sent ahead.</p>
<p>The local village and the lobster pond were placed
under heavy guard, and the earth-man with his plane
and rifle remained under cover.</p>
<p>That night, just at sunset, he started forth. The airship
had been stripped to its lightest, and in it were crowded
Myles Cabot, Hah Babbuh, Nan-nan, and half a dozen
sharpshooters. Long before morning, they came up with the
lights of the foremost kerkools, and so were forced to cease
their advance, whereupon they landed, and encamped for
the rest of the night and the following day.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_194">194</div>
<p>All day long, kerkools passed them on the road, stopping
to report as they passed. Apparently a surprising number
of these swift two-wheeled Porovian autos had been captured.</p>
<p>The following night the plane again took wing, and continued
until it caught up once more with the advance guard
of the “taxi-cab army.” These men reported that, at the
last radio station seized, they had learned that Prince Yuri
had put censorship on the air, thus showing conclusively
that the usurper had learned something of what was going
on. Then the kerkools swept ahead, and Cabot encamped
as before. He was now halfway to Kuana, his loved ones,
and Prince Yuri.</p>
<p>Toward the end of the day which followed, the advancing
kerkools met a bombing squadron of whistling bees, and
were forced to halt and take cover as best they could. Most
of the men escaped, but many of the machines had to be
left on the road, where they were demolished by the bombs
of the enemy.</p>
<p class="tb">During all this confusion, a kerkool from the capital,
bearing crossed sticks as a flag of truce, drew up at the
vanguard, with the following message: “King Yuri cannot
but regard the steady procession of kerkools toward Kuana as
a menace directed against him. If it is not so intended, then
let a delegation in one kerkool proceed under crossed sticks
to convince him of your sincerity. From now on, if more
than one kerkool advances, it will be taken as a hostile act,
and Prince Kew, the heir to the throne, will be sacrificed as
a hostage.”</p>
<p>Upon receiving this message, Emsul at once directed his
followers to stay where they were until Myles Cabot should
catch up with them. Then, with a picked body of men,
in one kerkool, under crossed sticks, he took up the road
toward Kuana, preceded by the delegation which had
brought the message from Yuri.</p>
<p>Not a word would he give them as to the purpose of
the advance.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_195">195</div>
<p>“Your message was from Prince Yuri,” he said, “and
therefore to Prince Yuri shall be the reply. But it does seem
a bit thoughtless of the Hymernians to drop bombs on our
men, before even attempting to ascertain whether or not our
advance was intended to be peaceful.”</p>
<p>To this, they in turn made no answer.</p>
<p>About midnight, Myles Cabot, in his airplane, reached the
point where the kerkools had halted. He found the Cupians
confused and more or less leaderless. He, as they, was
horrified at the threat which the usurper Yuri held over
the head of the little king.</p>
<p>But while he and Nan-nan and Hah Babbuh were
conferring on the situation, word was brought in, by a party
who had just demolished a near-by radio set, that they had
picked the following unaddressed and unsigned message
out of the air:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Fear not. Baby Kew has been kidnaped from the
palace, and is safe.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Somehow this news carried conviction. The longer they
considered it, the more authentic it appeared. Certainly, it
could not have emanated from Yuri, for he could have no
possible object in deceiving them into thinking that the little
king was safe, and thus encouraging them to proceed with
whatever they might have afoot.</p>
<p>But they could not imagine who was their informant.
It might be any one of a number of the leaders in Cabot’s
two wars of liberation, Poblath the Philosopher, mango of the
Kuana jail; Ja Babbuh, Oya Buh, and Buh Tedn, professors
at the Royal University; Count Kamel of Ktuh, the ex-radical;
or even the loyal Prince Toron, Yuri’s younger brother,
whom Cabot had left in charge as regent, upon embarking
on his ill-fated visit to the earth.</p>
<p>All these loyal Cupians had been driven into hiding,
when the renegade Yuri had returned across the boiling
seas and had usurped the throne with the aid of the
Hymernians. Where they now were, no one knew. This
message might be from any one of them—or it might not.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_196">196</div>
<p>Anyhow, it served to hearten Cabot and his two companions.</p>
<p>Said Myles: “Undoubtedly there were some of Yuri’s
Cupian henchmen on the backs of the bees which bombed
our kerkools. These have probably reported by wireless that
our advance has stopped. I do not believe that Yuri yet
knows that we have a plane; accordingly, he will not expect
immediate trouble, so long as our vanguard remains here,
four hundred stads from Kuana.</p>
<p>“You, Hah Babbuh, remain here in charge of our troops.
I seriously doubt if the usurper will attack you, for he
does not dare trust enough Cupians with rifles for that
purpose. Nan-nan and I and our sharpshooters will proceed
as rapidly as possible in the plane, until daybreak,
when we will encamp as usual.</p>
<p>“To-morrow afternoon, send scouts ahead to destroy the
wireless and start your whole kerkool army on the move at
sunset. Bend every effort to join me as soon as possible
at the capital, where I expect to arrive some time to-morrow
night. Beyond that, I have no definite plans. May
the Great Builder speed our cause.”</p>
<p>Then he said good-night, and took off once more in
his plane. As he soared aloft with his noisy trophil-motor,
earth-men would have heard it for stads in every direction,
but these Cupians were earless and hence possessed no
sense of hearing as we know it. The noisy plane could make
no impression upon their antenna-sense, for its engines
being of the trophil variety—or Diesel, as we call a somewhat
similar device on earth—had no electrical ignition.</p>
<p class="tb">Throughout the remainder of the night the plane sped
southward, deviating from its course only when whistling
sounds warned them of the presence of bees. With the first
faint tinge of pink in the east, they landed and hid their
airship at the edge of a wood, two hundred and sixty stads
from Kuana.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_197">197</div>
<p>A small town lay near by. To it went several of the
crew in search of food and information, while the rest
took turns guarding the plane and sleeping.</p>
<p>During Cabot’s turn at watch, he noted a figure slinking
across a neighboring field. There was something strangely
familiar about this figure, so Myles hid himself in a tartan
bush and awaited its approach.</p>
<p>It walked with a peculiar limp, very much like that
which had characterized Buh Tedn, ever since he recovered
from the shell wound which he had received in the Second
War of Liberation. But the face and the hair of the approaching
Cupian bore no resemblance to that of Professor
Tedn. Nevertheless, Cabot took a chance.</p>
<p>Stepping suddenly from his place of concealment, he
shouted: “Buh Tedn!”</p>
<p>Thereat, the Cupian emitted a shriek of terror from his
antennae, and started running away across the fields.</p>
<p>“Stop!” the earth-man called. “I am Myles Cabot.”</p>
<p>The fleeing man halted abruptly and peered at Myles
inquisitively; then he smiled and snatched off his wig, and
straightened out his expression. It was none other than
Buh Tedn!</p>
<p>“So you are the cause of all the rumpus,” he ejaculated,
returning and patting his friend warmly on the cheek.</p>
<p>“What rumpus?” Miles inquired with interest.</p>
<p>“Wireless won’t work,” the other replied, “and no messages
on the air anyhow. Nothing but bees; the air is full
of <i>them</i> anyhow—also full of vague rumors of all sorts. As
Poblath would say: ‘Where there’s wind, there’s a storm’.”</p>
<p>“Speaking of Poblath,” Myles said, “where <i>is</i> the philosopher?”</p>
<p>“Kuana, the last I heard,” Buh Tedn replied. “Ja Babbuh
and Oya Buh are somewhere in the west. Prince Toron has
disappeared completely. Hah Babbuh and Emsul are supposed
to be in the northern part of the Okarze Mountains.
Kamel Bar-Sarkar has gone over to Yuri. I am here. That
about completes the list of our former leaders.”</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_198">198</div>
<p>“Hah Babbuh is in charge of my unarmed forces one
hundred and sixty stads north of here,” Cabot answered.
“Emsul is on his way to Yuri under crossed sticks. I am here
in a plane, with one rifle, Nan-nan the cleric, and six unarmed
sharpshooters.”</p>
<p>“What is the idea?” Tedn asked.</p>
<p>“The idea is to fly to Kuana to-night,” the earth-man replied,
“and raise as much rough-house as possible for Prince
Yuri. Will you come with us? There is one vacant place in
the plane.”</p>
<p>The Cupian looked at him admiringly, and said: “You
are still the same old Myles Cabot! You propose to capture
Kuana practically without arms and single-handed. And the
joke is that you will probably succeed. How <i>do</i> you do it?”</p>
<p>“It’s a gift!” Myles laughed. “But ‘trees have antennae’,
as Poblath would say. Let us proceed to the plane and wait
for evening.”</p>
<p>At the plane, Cabot awakened one of the Cupians to take
his place on guard. Then, in low tones, he and Buh Tedn
each related to the other all that had occurred since the
matter-transmitting apparatus had shot the radio man earthward.</p>
<p>Along toward night the absentees returned from the
village, bringing provision, but scarcely any news except that
the place was seething with suppressed excitement, and
that they had succeeded in getting into the radio station
and “pying” the apparatus.</p>
<p>“Let us start then at once,” Buh Tedn counseled. “No
one can now get word to Yuri, and perhaps they will mistake
us for a Hymernian, anyhow.”</p>
<p>But impatient as he was, Myles would hear none of this.</p>
<p>“They could easily dispatch a runner to some near-by
town to send the message from there,” he said. “Furthermore,
a plane looks very little like a whistling bee.”</p>
<p>So the group feasted, and waited until the last streaks
of red had died in the west, before they shot into the air
and southward. The plane was driven to its utmost, but
it was later than 1:00 o’clock before the lights of Kuana
loomed ahead.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_199">199</div>
<p>Turning to the right, Cabot skirted the city and landed
near the arsenal.</p>
<p>Nan-nan promptly left them.</p>
<p>“I have church affairs to attend to,” he explained.</p>
<p>“Great are the ramifications of the lost religion,” the
earth-man replied, laughing, “and I hope that you pick
up some useful information.”</p>
<p>After the young cleric had gone Buh Tedn asked:</p>
<p>“Surely you don’t plan for us to attack the arsenal? It is
heavily guarded by the only men whom Yuri permits to
carry fire-arms in this entire kingdom.”</p>
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