<h2><SPAN name="Chapter_16" id="Chapter_16"><i>Chapter 16</i></SPAN></h2>
<h3>WELCOME HOME, PROGGER</h3>
<p>The night was dark and broody with no moon or stars. Not a glimmer of
light anywhere. A curtain of fine rain closed in the deserted parking
lot.</p>
<p>With a great heave Grandpa hoisted Grandma up into the back of the
truck. "It's easier loading Misty," he panted.</p>
<p>Grandma was too excited to answer. Feeling her way in the dark, she
pushed the goats aside, took off her head scarf, and sat down on it.
Then she opened a clean handkerchief for Maureen. But Maureen ignored
it, lost in delight over the little white kid.</p>
<p>The motor made a roar in the night as the truck pulled out of the lot
and headed for the highway. Almost there, Grandpa turned down a gravel
lane, dimmed the lights, and parked. He and Paul jumped out and ran to
the back of the truck. Hastily they broke open the bale of hay, and
began shaking it over the stowaways.</p>
<p>Maureen sneezed.</p>
<p>"Hay's dusty," Paul said.</p>
<p>"Might of knowed it," Grandpa snorted. "No wonder Buck Jackson give it
away. Now whichever of ye sneezed, we can't have no more o' that. If
yer nose feels tickly, jes' clamp yer finger hard underneath it, and
'twon't happen."</p>
<p>Before Paul and Grandpa got back into the cab, they looked around
cautiously. No one was in sight.</p>
<p>"I feel like the smugglers we read about in Berlin," Paul said,
"sneakin' refugees to West Germany."</p>
<p>It was only a half-hour's ride to Chincoteague, but with no one singing
or laughing, it seemed more like half a day. In silence they rode past
Rabbit Gnaw Road and through Horntown and past Swan's Gut Road and
across the salt flats that led to the causeway.</p>
<p>Almost at the end of the causeway their headlights showed up a
temporary guardhouse. A soldier with a rifle came out and flagged them
down. He shone his flashlight into the cab of the truck. "Hi there, Mr.
Beebe," he grinned in recognition. "Hi, Paul. How's Misty?"</p>
<p>"She's still all right," Paul replied.</p>
<p>The guard flicked off his flashlight and leaned one arm on the lowered
window. He seemed hungry for talk. "Funny thing," he said, "about the
telephone calls comin' in from all over the countryside. Mostly they're
from children. It's not folks they're worried about. It's the ponies.
'Specially Misty. Yeah," he laughed, "<i>she's</i> their prime concern."</p>
<p>"Mine, too!" Paul said.</p>
<p>Unmindful of the drizzle, the guard went on. "By the way, how's
everybody over at Wallops?"</p>
<p>Grandpa coughed. "They're all hankerin' fer home."</p>
<p>"Wal, maybe it won't be long now. The Mayor got through to Washington,
and they're sending four big 'copters tomorrow to work with you and Tom
on liftin' the dead ponies." In a routine manner he went around to the
back of the truck and flashed his light inside. "Any stowaways?" he
asked jokingly.</p>
<p>Grandpa matched the joking tone. "Yup, we got two."</p>
<p>After an interminable silence the soldier's laughter filled the night.
"Wal, I'll be a billy goat's whiskers if ye 'ain't got a nanny and her
kid! How's the missus going to like that?"</p>
<p>"I figger she's going to feel mighty close to 'em," Grandpa chuckled.</p>
<p>"Why? How's that?"</p>
<p>Suddenly Grandpa panicked. The sweat came cold on his forehead. He cut
off the dashlight so his face would be in the dark. He couldn't speak.</p>
<p>Paul came to the rescue. "We bought them for Misty's colt," he
explained. "Sup-pli-ament-ary feeding, you know."</p>
<p>The guard snapped off his light and tweaked Paul's ear. "Ye got a
bright boy here, Mr. Beebe. G'night, folks. Ye can move on now."</p>
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<p>Home was clammy cold, and it had a stench of fish, and the bedroom rug
with the roses was wet as a sponge. But it was Home! And Wait-a-Minute
was there with a wild welcome, turning somersaults, then flying round
and round like a whirling dervish.</p>
<p>"This floor is like walkin' on mucilage," Grandma said, "but no matter
how messy, there's jes' no place like Pony Ranch."</p>
<p>Maureen sighed in agreement. Then she added soberly, "Even without the
ponies."</p>
<p>"You forget," Paul corrected, "we still have Watch Eyes and Billy
Blaze, and the mares in the hay house."</p>
<p>"And," Grandpa added with a crooked smile, "Wings' herd up to Tom's
Place ... and with Misty expectin' ... and two goats and five cats, we
got the beginnin's again."</p>
<p>"Grandma!" Maureen cried. "What's happened to the back of your dress?"</p>
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<p>Grandma swished her skirt around. Her eyes widened. The whole back from
the waist down was gone. "Why, whatever in the world!" she gasped.</p>
<p>Paul and Maureen began to shriek in laughter. "The nanny goat!"</p>
<p>"Like I said," Grandpa roared, "Missus Beebe'll allus feel mighty close
to that nanny."</p>
<p>Grandma flounced to the drawer where she kept her aprons. In pretended
anger she took out two. "I'll just wear 'em both," she said. "One fore
and one aft."</p>
<p>There was much to be done before bedtime—the ponies in the hay house
to be grained and watered, the nanny and her kid to be tended to,
kindling to be brought in. And late as it was, Grandma got down on her
hands and knees and scrubbed the floor with vigor and strong naphtha
soap.</p>
<p>When she had almost finished, Maureen, muddy but radiant, sloshed into
the back hall. "Guess what, Grandma!"</p>
<p>"What <i>now</i>?" Grandma asked without looking up. Her lips were set in a
thin line as she carefully pushed the basket of kittens back under the
stove. "Now what you so tickled about?"</p>
<p>"Feel in my pocket!"</p>
<p>"Mice?"</p>
<p>"No, Grandma. Guess again."</p>
<p>"Probably some toady-frog or lizard."</p>
<p>"No! No! Feel!"</p>
<p>Grandma wiped her hands on her apron and poked a cautious fingertip
into Maureen's pocket. She touched something smooth and curved.
Smiling, she reached in and brought out two tiny brown-flecked eggs.</p>
<p>"And there's two in my other pocket! I found 'em high and dry in
Misty's manger."</p>
<p>Grandpa and Paul came stomping into the back hall with armfuls of wood.
"What's to eat?" Grandpa shouted. "I could swaller a whale."</p>
<p>Grandma shook her head. "Bread's mouldy. Milk's sour. Only thing we got
is four little bitty banty eggs."</p>
<p>"Why, they're good," Maureen said in a hurt tone.</p>
<p>"Course they are, honey." Grandma placed them on the table. "Paul, you
still got your boots on. Run out to the smokehouse for some bacon.
We'll have a tiny fried egg apiece and plenty o' crispy bacon. I'll put
the skillet on and have it spittin' hot."</p>
<p>When Paul had gone out, Grandma turned to Maureen and Grandpa. "Now you
two wash up so's I can tell who's who. And for pity's sake, use that
naphtha soap. If'n I had any sense at all, I'd go around this house
with a clothespin twigged onto my nose."</p>
<p>Grandpa's face broadened into a grin. "Humpf! A sea-captain's daughter
complainin' 'bout a little bilge water."</p>
<p>Suddenly Maureen shushed Grandpa and held up a warning finger. "Listen!"</p>
<p>Faint and far off, like something in a dream, came a sound like a dog's
barking. Then it faded away and stopped. They all stood still—waiting,
listening. For long seconds they heard nothing. Only the clock
hammering and the fire crackling in the stove.</p>
<p>But there! It came again. Louder this time. Nearer! A gruff, rusty
bark, then three short yaps, familiar, beloved.</p>
<p>In one stride Grandpa was at the door. He flung it wide and a flash of
golden fur bulleted into the room, skidding across the wet floor until
it reached Maureen.</p>
<p>"Skipper! Skipper!" she cried, hugging him passionately, wildly.</p>
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<p>Grandpa and Grandma seemed to forget they were grown. They let Skipper
come leaping at them, let him put his front feet on their shoulders.
Who minded muddy paws? Who minded the icy-cold nose? Who minded the
wet tongue-swipes? And the tracked floor? Not even Grandma! Only
Wait-a-Minute hissed and spat at him.</p>
<p>Everyone was laughing and crying and talking all at once.</p>
<p>"Where you been, feller?"</p>
<p>"<i>I</i> thought you'd been caught in a mushrat trap."</p>
<p>"<i>I</i> thought you'd drowned, for sure."</p>
<p>"Why, ye're strong as a tiger."</p>
<p>"And yer coat's got a nice shine."</p>
<p>Paul came in then, a wide smile spread across his face. "He <i>should</i> be
fat and shiny. He's been in the smokehouse eatin' his way through hams
and salt pork."</p>
<p>Grandma wiped her laughter-tears away. "He allus was crazy on smoked
meats," she said.</p>
<p>Maureen buried her nose in his ruff. "He's even got a smokehouse smell
to him," she said. "Remember, Paul? Last thing you did was to go get a
ham before we left on the helicopter."</p>
<p>Grandpa went to the sink and plunged his face into the wash basin,
making a sound like a seal. He came up bellowing: "Skipper's a progger!"</p>
<p>"What's that?" Maureen and Paul wanted to know.</p>
<p>Grandpa scruffed his beard, thinking. "It's a old, old Chincoteague
word, and it means ... wa-al, it jes' means someone as is smart enough
to grab a livin' when things is dire bad." And he cupped his hands
around his mouth and boomed, "Welcome home, ye old Progger!"</p>
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