<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page253" id="page253"></SPAN>[pg 253]</span></p>
<p class="h2">CHAPTER XIX<br/>
THE SOMME</p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">There's a shell as 'as fell in the mud,</span><br/>
<span class="i0">A bloomin' big shell in the mud,</span><br/>
<span class="i2">A bloomin' big shell,</span><br/>
<span class="i2">An' it might give us 'ell.</span><br/>
<span class="i0">As it would if it wasn't a dud.</span><br/></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">I was watching and saw where it goed,</span><br/>
<span class="i0">Exactly the spot where it goed,</span><br/>
<span class="i2">In a sweat o' a funk,</span><br/>
<span class="i2">I watched where it sunk,</span><br/>
<span class="i0">And I'm thankful it didn't explode.</span><br/></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">(<i>From "The Dud."</i>)</span><br/></div>
</div>
<p class="indent">The trench was quite a good one for the
Somme, about six foot deep with here
and there a few dug-outs where men
could sleep and eat.</p>
<p class="indent">There, on a certain autumn morning, we find
the men of the London Irish again, waiting to
cross No Man's Land and attack the Germans.
A month has passed since they left Gorre and
during that time they have seen much fighting in
which they have earned great renown.</p>
<p class="indent">"We're too well known," Bubb often remarked
bitterly, but beneath all his grumbling
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page254" id="page254"></SPAN>[pg 254]</span>
it could be seen that he was more than a little
proud of his regiment. "We're too well known
that's wot it is," he would continue. "If there's
anything to be done oo's to do it? Us. We're
always in the thick o' it. If the 'eads 'ear that
there's a stiff job to be done and it wants an
army corps to do it, wot do the 'eads say. They
say: 'Put the London Irish, the footballers of
Loos on the job. They'll soon do it.'"</p>
<p class="indent">On this morning Bubb was preparing breakfast
in a dug-out while Bowdy Benners was
sleeping in a corner and Flanagan was out on
the parapet watching for Tanks. These monsters
were going to cross presently, but as yet they
were not to be seen. In front, the self-sown
crops were waving in the breeze, and the barbed
wire entanglements showed red and rusty over
the meadows. Nothing of the German wires
remained; they had been blown to bits. The
German trenches could be seen in front, dipping
out of sight into a natural valley on the left and
losing all outline amongst the tree stumps on
the right. The stumps were all that remained
of the well-known High Wood; the locality was
pitted with shell-holes and littered with dead,
friend and foe, who lay together in silent
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page255" id="page255"></SPAN>[pg 255]</span>
communion. The Germans still held the
wood.</p>
<p class="indent">Bubb, having prepared breakfast, went to the
door and called Flanagan in, then he turned
round and kicked Bowdy on the shins.</p>
<p class="indent">"Git out 't," he said. "Ye're not going to
fight on an empty tummy, are yer?"</p>
<p class="indent">Flanagan came into the dug-out. "That
smells A.1." he remarked. "But the Tanks,"
he said. "I can't see them yet. I hope they're
not late."</p>
<p class="indent">"I hope they're not," Bowdy replied, and
yawned. The arrival of the Tanks did not interest
him apparently. He reached out his hand
for the mess-tin of tea and drank.</p>
<p class="indent">"We're givin' them 'ell wiv our guns," said
Bubb. "Blowin' the place to 'ell.... That's
a good drop o' tea, ain't it?"</p>
<p class="indent">"Indeed, it's damned good," Flanagan replied.
"I'm out for a V.C. this time, anyhow....
Where's Snogger?"</p>
<p class="indent">"He's outside, somewhere," said Bowdy.
"He thinks that he'll not come through this
scrap. He is quite nervy."</p>
<p class="indent">"I wouldn't mind 'avin' a job at these 'ere
tanks," said Bubb. "It'd be damn good
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page256" id="page256"></SPAN>[pg 256]</span>
sport.... 'Ave another piece of bacon,
Bowdy?"</p>
<p class="indent">"Thank you," Bowdy replied, taking the half
rasher which Bubb handed to him. "I'm
damned hungry.... Here, did you see Captain
Thorley this morning. He was giving cigarettes
away. Turkish they were; must have cost
a penny apiece. Fat ones, like a cigar almost."</p>
<p class="indent">"'E's a good bloke, old Thorley," said Bubb.</p>
<p class="indent">"I wonder if the tanks are in sight yet," said
Flanagan. "They're goin' to make a clean
sweep of all the High Wood.... What's the
time now?"</p>
<p class="indent">"A quarter to seven," Bowdy replied, looking
at his wrist watch. "It'll all be over at ten
o'clock one way or the other The Guards
and Northumberland Fusiliers are round one side
of the wood and it's almost closed in."</p>
<p class="indent">Having finished their breakfast, the men went
outside into the trench. The shells could be
heard bursting on the German lines, and the
enemy were replying. The machine guns were
going pit-pit, and bullets were ripping the English
sandbags.</p>
<p class="indent">"There, look!" shouted Bowdy Benners,
pointing at the sky overhead. His two mates
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page257" id="page257"></SPAN>[pg 257]</span>
looked up to see an aeroplane making its way
across to the enemy's lines. It was followed by
two, three, half-a-dozen, flying low.</p>
<p class="indent">"There, the tanks!" somebody shouted, and
a line of faces peeped over the sandbags. One
man in Benners' bay got hit through the head
and fell to the floor of the trench. The remainder
drew back discreetly and kept their heads under
cover. Sergeant Snogger appeared suddenly,
smoking a cigarette and paring his nails with a
clasp-knife. He leant his back against the parados
and looked at the trio.</p>
<p class="indent">"Cheero, sarg," said Bubb. "Fancy yer
chance?"</p>
<p class="indent">"Not 'arf," said Snogger. "It'll be a walk-over."</p>
<p class="indent">"Pass the word along for Sergeant Snogger,"
came the message up the trench.</p>
<p class="indent">The sergeant closed his knife, put it in his
pocket and rushed round the traverse.</p>
<p class="indent">"I didn't see the tanks," said Bubb. "There
are none 's far as I could see."</p>
<p class="indent">"I saw one," Bowdy said. "Over on the
right."</p>
<p class="indent">"There were two," said Flanagan. "Crawlin'
along as if they were pickin' up worms. Big,
ugly lookin' brutes they were. God! they'll
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page258" id="page258"></SPAN>[pg 258]</span>
make the Germans sit up.... You have yer
helmet twisted round, Bubb."</p>
<p class="indent">Bubb adjusted his helmet, lit a cigarette,
pulled his rifle towards him, cleaned a speck of
dirt from his bayonet, then put his rifle back to
its original place. Bowdy and Flanagan followed
the movement with intent eyes. From
their look it might seem as if their very existence
depended on the job which Bubb had done.</p>
<p class="indent">"Yes, it's some strafing," said Bowdy. "The
Germans are getting enough to go on with, anyway.
Phew!"</p>
<p class="indent">The three men crouched to avoid the fragments
from a shell which burst on the parapet to the
left. Somebody called out for stretcher-bearers
and the message sped along the trench.</p>
<p class="indent">"It'll be quite easy getting across here," said
Bowdy. "One whistle and up you go and the
best of luck. Here, I haven't got a cigarette....
Oh, yes, I have, here they are, I
put them into the wrong pocket. Have one,
Flanagan—one Bubb?"</p>
<p class="indent">Bubb took the cigarette, placed it behind his
ear and continued smoking the one which he had
in his mouth. "I'll keep this'n to smoke when
we get across there," he said.</p>
<p class="indent">"It's about time to move now," said Bowdy,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page259" id="page259"></SPAN>[pg 259]</span>
and he raised his head cautiously and looked
over.</p>
<p class="indent">"There!" he said. "They're making head-way.
No damned stopping them. Bravo! the
tanks! Good old tanks!"</p>
<p class="indent">"Bravo!" said Bubb, sticking his head over.
But he pulled it back quickly, for a bullet ripped
a sandbag beside him, and a handful of clay and
chalk was slapped into his face.</p>
<p class="indent">"Gawd, that's a bloomin' poultice," he muttered,
ducking down and wiping the grit from
his eyes. "It 'asn't knocked my 'ead off, but I
feels as if it 'as.... I'm not goin' to look over
again till the whistle's blown."</p>
<p class="indent">Bowdy Benners placed a mirror on a bayonet
and held it over the trench. Looking in it he
could see the field in front, the barbed wire entanglements,
the shell-holes, the German trench
on which the shells were falling, gouging out the
occupants. And the tanks. Yes, he could see
them crossing, mammoths moving forward with
irrevocable decision, serious minded leviathans
which knew their business and went about it in
a deliberate manner. Bullets rattled on their
hides, struck sparks out of their scaly armour,
but had no effect on the air of detachment with
which the great monsters in steel pursued their
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page260" id="page260"></SPAN>[pg 260]</span>
inexorable way. Nosing complacently forward,
they crawled down into shell-craters, hiccoughed
up again, straightened themselves out, and
stealthily pursued their way towards the enemy
trench.</p>
<p class="indent">"They're getting on," said Bowdy. "We'll
soon be over, too." He detached the mirror
from its rest and placed it in his pocket. "I
never knew a better one for shaving; it's so
handy."</p>
<p class="indent">Sergeant Snogger came into the bay again
frantic with anger.</p>
<p class="indent">"I would like to know oo sent that bloody
message up," he thundered. "Gawd, I'll find
out, and then someone will be damned unlucky."</p>
<p class="indent">He stopped, then gave an inarticulate cry and
collapsed in a heap. Bubb's jaw dropped and
he stared at Snogger with dilated eyes. The
sergeant lay silent and motionless, death was instantaneous
for a shrapnel bullet had smashed
his spine.</p>
<p class="indent">Bowdy and Flanagan lifted the dead man in
their arms and placed him on the firestep.</p>
<p class="indent">"I never seed anybody knocked out so sudden,"
said Bubb in a nervous voice. "One minute
speakin' and then...."</p>
<p class="indent">"Don't think of it," said Flanagan. "The
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page261" id="page261"></SPAN>[pg 261]</span>
tanks are well on now. What a funny thing—tanks.
They are as old as the hills. Montaigne
speaks about them. He calls them coaches.
Listen."</p>
<p class="indent">He fumbled in his haversack, brought out a
dilapidated volume—Florio's translation of Montaigne
and read:—</p>
<blockquote>
<p class="indent">"Were my memory sufficiently informed of
them I would not think my time lost, heere
to set down the infinite variety which histories
present to us of the use of coaches in the service
of warre: divers according to the nations
and different according to the ages: to my
seeming of great effect and necessity....
Even lately in our fathers' time, the Hungarians
did very availefully bring them into
fashion and profitably set them a work against
the Turks; every one of them containing a
Targattier and a Muskettier, with a certain
number of harquebuses or calivers, ready
charged; and so ranged that they might make
good use of them: and all over covered with
a pavesado, after the manner of a Galliotte.
They made the front of their battaile with three
thousand such coaches: and after the Canon
had playd, caused them to discharge and
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page262" id="page262"></SPAN>[pg 262]</span>
shoote of a volie of small shott upon their
enemies, before they should know or feel,
what the rest of the forces could doe: which
was no small advancement; or if not this, they
mainely drove those coaches amidde the thickest
of their enemies' squadrons, with purpose
to breake, disroute and make waie through
them. Besides the benefit and helpe they
might make of them, in any suspicious or
dangerous place to flanke their troupe marching
from place to place: or in hast to encompasse,
to embarricade, to cover or fortifie any
lodgment or quarter."</p>
</blockquote>
<p class="indent">Captain Thorley appeared round the corner,
his hand bandaged. A splinter of shell had
caught him a few minutes before.</p>
<p class="indent">"Getting ready, boys?" he asked. "You'll
have no difficulty in crossing here.... Another
two minutes.... Snogger dead?...
What a pity!"</p>
<p class="indent">He disappeared.</p>
<p class="indent">"I wish we did get across," said Bubb. "I'm
fed up wiv this waitin': I want to get at 'em."</p>
<p class="indent">Then a whistle was blown; another. The men
scrambled up the parapet and tumbled out on to
the levels.</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page263" id="page263"></SPAN>[pg 263]</span>
The bombardment seemed to increase; the
German trenches were hidden by smoke, flying
dirt and logs. Their dug-outs were going sky-high.
Over it all, two aeroplanes glided gracefully
through the air. The tanks were still
going forward. A platoon on the right had
started too soon and the men were half-way
across. Bowdy Benners and Bubb walked
abreast, chatting leisurely. Flanagan had disappeared.</p>
<p class="indent">The air was alive with bullets, men were falling
all round, groaning and screaming. In
front the tanks had both stopped, one in a shell-crater,
the other in a sap. The artillery lengthened
its range and the shells were falling behind
the first line and the High Wood. But
the enemy machine guns had not been silenced,
the High Wood was yet as venomous as a wasps'
nest.</p>
<p class="indent">"Forward!" The men advanced at a steady
pace, their bayonets in air. One man had his
entrenching tool fastened over his stomach as a
bullet shield. Bowdy saw him get hit in the
head.... The machine gun fire was deadly;
dozens fell and lay writhing. A tall youngster
with a long neck came to a dead stop, dropped
his bayonet to the ground, put his hand inside
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page264" id="page264"></SPAN>[pg 264]</span>
the waist of his trousers and groped around as
if trying to catch a flea. "I've copped a packet
this time," he said and lay down.</p>
<p class="indent">The flanks of the marching line converged on
the centre despite the orders of the officers to the
men. "Keep your distance!" "Spread out a
bit there!" etc. But the men felt inclined to
huddle together, like frightened children....
The machine guns seemed to intensify their fire,
the bullets struck the earth in a steady and incessant
stream. On the left a party of men
advanced steadily. A shell dropped in the middle
of them....</p>
<p class="indent">Captain Thorley, who was leading his platoon,
turned round.</p>
<p class="indent">"Under cover," he shouted. "It's no good
going ahead yet. It's murder."</p>
<p class="indent">The men disappeared into adjacent shell-holes,
others brought in the wounded. The machine-guns
swept the field with insistent vehemence.</p>
<p class="indent">Bowdy and Bubb joined themselves together
in a deep crater.</p>
<p class="indent">"Couldn't 'ave a more swagger shell-'ole than
this'n," said Spudhole. "We're in luck's way.
Flanagan got 'it," he continued. "I saw 'im cop
it. Right froo the 'ead. 'E didn't say nuffin', just
fell and stiffened."</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page265" id="page265"></SPAN>[pg 265]</span>
He placed his back against the sloping wall
of the swagger shell-hole and drawing his
cigarette from his mouth with a graceful swan-like
motion of the arm, he turned to Bowdy
Benners.</p>
<p class="indent">"Blimey, I don't feel 'arf a swell 'ere," he
said. "Wouldn't mind stickin' it in this 'ere
place for duration.... Eh, wot's that,
Bowdy?"</p>
<p class="indent">A German shell came out from the unknown
humming like a gigantic beetle. Nearer it came
and nearer.</p>
<p class="indent">"It's going to fall wide," said Bowdy, although
he instinctively guessed that it would fall
very near.</p>
<p class="indent">It swept over the two men's heads with a
vicious swish and dived into the opposite wall of
the shell-hole. Bowdy went red in the face,
Bubb's jaw dropped, his eyes protruded as if
they were going to spring out of his head. The
shock paralysed the two boys for a second; they
were so unnerved that the feeling of fear was
momentarily denied them. They stared blankly
at the shell which had only entered about a foot
into the ground. The base of the projectile was
showing, it might explode at any moment. They
were in a position similar to that of a patient to
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page266" id="page266"></SPAN>[pg 266]</span>
whose body a local anæsthetic is applied and who
sees the surgeon at work but does not feel the
knife. Bowdy was the first to recover his composure.</p>
<p class="indent">"Clear out of it, Spudhole!" he yelled, and
both clambered across the rim of the crater into
the open.</p>
<p class="indent">They lay out there for a few minutes and as
the shell did not go off they went back again.
Outside the machine-gun bullets were ripping up
the ground. The two men lay down quietly
without speaking a word. Bubb put the stump
of his cigarette back in his mouth and relit it.</p>
<p class="indent">"There! See the aeroplanes?" said Bowdy.
"They're flying damned low over the enemy
trench. Hear their horns going? Signalling to
the artillery, I suppose."</p>
<p class="indent">"S'pose so," said Bubb, flattening out in the
bottom of the shell-crater and drawing his cigarette
from behind his ear. He put it in his mouth
and lit it. "I knew it would be wanted," he
said.</p>
<p class="indent">Ten minutes passed. The tanks were still
stuck and showed no sign of movement. The
English artillery opened on the High Wood
again. All guns within range had apparently
chosen it for their objective now. The oft-lacerated
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page267" id="page267"></SPAN>[pg 267]</span>
tree-stumps were broken like glass,
they were dragged out by the roots and hurled
broadcast; the wood was disgorging its entrails.
The unfortunate wretches who held it were in a
ghastly situation. To remain in their dug-outs
was death. Their manner of dying was left to
their choice. They could come out into the hurricane
and be blown to bits, they could stay in
their lairs and be buried alive. They were confronted
by two evils, one as bad as the other.
The machine-guns were silent now; probably
they were all out of action.</p>
<p class="indent">Bowdy put up his head and looked across towards
the German lines.</p>
<p class="indent">"God, they're getting it!" he said. "And
the tanks are still stuck.... There! There're
hundreds of the Germans coming across with
their hands up.... One batch is unlucky;
a shell has dropped in the middle of
them."</p>
<p class="indent">"Far as I can see, we'll 'ave nuffink to do
when this strafin' is over, bar go over an' take
the trenches," said Bubb, who was looking at
the nerve-shaken Germans as they came rushing
towards the craters. "I 'ope we get relieved to-night
after we've finished."</p>
<p class="indent">"'Course we'll get relieved," said Bowdy.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page268" id="page268"></SPAN>[pg 268]</span>
"We've been in four days now.... Here,
what the devil's wrong with you?"</p>
<p class="indent">A wild-eyed German, armed with a rifle and
bayonet, came to the rim of the crater and
lunged at Bubb. The Cockney, elusive as an
eel, slipped out of reach, seized his own rifle and
fired at the man. The German fell forward, dead,
the bullet had gone through his neck and pierced
the jugular vein.</p>
<p class="indent">"Funny bloke, that feller," said Bubb.</p>
<p class="indent">"I think he had gone mad," said Bowdy, changing
his position and getting clear of the prostrate
form which had fallen into the crater.</p>
<p class="indent">At this moment the artillery fire ceased ravaging
the German front line, the range was lengthened
and the guns devoted their attention to the
enemy's support trenches.</p>
<p class="indent">A whistle was blown....</p>
<p class="indent">The men went forward, Captain Thorley
leading. The bandage on his hand was very
dirty now.... The enemy trenches were
very quiet, not a rifle spoke. Parties of Germans
came out with their hands in air, muttering
"Kamerad! Kamerad!" They were taken
prisoners.</p>
<p class="indent">"It's a damned tame endin'," said Bubb.
"After all that strafing."</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page269" id="page269"></SPAN>[pg 269]</span>
"It's like a grand overture without a performance
following," said Captain Thorley who overheard
Bubb's remark.</p>
<p class="indent">"Yes, sir," Bubb replied. "'Ave yer a
match to spare, sir. I forgot mine. Left them
in the last dug-out, sir."</p>
<p class="indent">Every move augmented the number of
prisoners, they rose from the ground and from
shell-holes and gave themselves up. Now and
again an apparently dead German was tickled
with the point of a bayonet and he came to life
with startling suddenness. Bubb discovered a
helmet, put it on and put up his hands in imitation
of the Germans who were surrendering....
Bowdy discovered a box of cigars somewhere and
lit up, then he handed the box round.</p>
<p class="indent">"Have a smoke, boys," said Captain Thorley.
"Just to celebrate the taking of the High
Wood...."</p>
<p class="indent">At that moment a shrapnel shell burst over
the captain's head and he fell to the ground
mortally wounded. A bullet had hit him on the
temple. A few men rushed in to his assistance,
Bubb leading. But nothing could be done. His
brains were oozing out.... Consciousness
was lost, death would come in a few moments.
A stretcher-bearer appeared, then another, and
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page270" id="page270"></SPAN>[pg 270]</span>
they carried the captain away. He died before
reaching the dressing-station.</p>
<p class="indent">The London Irish now set about consolidating
their position and spent long hours of spade-work
on the job. Next night the men were relieved.</p>
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