<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page167" id="page167"></SPAN>[pg 167]</span></p>
<p class="h2">CHAPTER XIII<br/>
THE TRENCHES</p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">All the night the frogs go chuckle; all the day the birds are singing,</span><br/>
<span class="i0">In the pond beside the meadow; by the roadway poplar-lined;</span><br/>
<span class="i0">In the field between the trenches are a million blossoms springing</span><br/>
<span class="i0">'Twixt the grass of silver bayonets where the lines of battle wind;</span><br/>
<span class="i0">Where man has manned the trenches for the maiming of his kind.</span><br/></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">(<i>From "Soldier Songs."</i>)</span><br/></div>
</div>
<p class="indent">The trench is a world within itself, having
customs, joys and griefs peculiar to its
limitations. The inmates can only claim
for the most part a short existence; they have
degrees of opulence and poverty, but the former
is far removed from those who are legally heirs
to it, and all the dwellers in the trench commune
share their poverty in common. The word
"ours" is on all lips; save for a few relics of
outside civilisation there is nothing which a man
claims as "mine." Food and drink and clothing
are "ours," as also are the parcels from
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page168" id="page168"></SPAN>[pg 168]</span>
home, though the men to whom they are addressed
have generally the privilege of opening
them. Money has lost all its value: for the time
being food is not sold here, and all men have to
work at the same job, and they work well, for
the safety of their bodies depends upon the labour
of their hands. Again, in the carping times
of peace a soldier may depend upon the sweat of
others for his daily needs; here in the trenches
he is a Socialist in the highest sense of the much-abused
word.</p>
<p class="indent">The life of the Commune is seldom monotonous,
its uncertainty makes it interesting, its
novelty never wanes. The trench has its history,
every dug-out a legend, and the shell-riven
alleys of war are steeped in tradition. The
narratives of the trench are handed on from
regiment to regiment, a word or two on the firestep
while the battalion just going out changes
places with the relieving battalion, and the
legend of an adjacent dug-out is made plain.</p>
<p class="indent">Such scraps of conversation as these may be
heard. "That dug-out on the left got a 'ole in
the roof the other night. A time-expired man
who was going off to Blighty the next day went
in there and lay down to kip. A whizz-bang 'it
the roof, and the poor bloke went west."</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page169" id="page169"></SPAN>[pg 169]</span>
"The Germans occupied these trenches at
one time; the Guards charged them, and not a
man escaped. You'll see their dug-outs all along
here."</p>
<p class="indent">"A sniper used to play 'ell with this bay a
month ago. 'E used to send the bullets into the
trench. It took the men some time to discover
'im. Then they got 'im. 'E was up on the top
of a chimney-stack in the village behind the
German trench. 'E could see right down the
trench. Our artillery brought the chimney down
and the sniper with it."</p>
<p class="indent">So the stories are told and retold, and passed
from one set of soldiers to the next who occupy
the trenches.</p>
<p class="indent">No doubt stories become distorted and enlarged
in the course of time, but always there
is a grain of truth in the most exaggerated trench
story; and every tale gives an added interest and
a subtle touch of romance to the locality. The
mean, primitive trench, the home of the Brown
Brethren, is not without certain features of
grandeur, and an atmosphere of mystery pervades
the whole place, due, no doubt, to its close
association with death.</p>
<p class="indent">It was yet dark in the trenches of the Cologne
sector, a much be-shelled locality on Vimy
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page170" id="page170"></SPAN>[pg 170]</span>
Ridge, but a faint subdued flush showed on the
Eastern sky far away behind the enemy's line.
Stars were twinkling coldly clear overhead and
a keen wind rustled along the floor of the trench.
Vague mutterings and rumblings could be heard
in the dug-outs; the men already warned to
stand to arms on the banquette were snatching
a few moments' extra repose; hugging with
miserly desire at an additional minute's rest.
Sergeant Snogger came running along the trench
shouting. "Stand to! Stand to!" he called.
There was no particular hurry for the sector was
then a comparatively quiet one. But the sergeant
merely ran because a brisk race was a most
effective means of driving away the sleepy feeling
which was fostered by the narcotic odours
of the dug-out.</p>
<p class="indent">The men turned out yawning and swearing,
then broke into a brisk run round a near traverse
and back again to their posts by the dew-besprinkled
bayonets. One man looked across the
parapet, fixed an indifferent eye on the Ridge,
then burst into a rag-time chorus which a mate
took up with vigour.</p>
<p class="indent">The Zouave Wood, the shell-scarred spinney
where the trees were flung broadcast by high
concussion shells, lay on the left, wrapped in
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page171" id="page171"></SPAN>[pg 171]</span>
shadow and hiding many mysteries. In it was
many a little grave where the kindly earth
covered friend and foe alike. It was a place of
many secrets, of strange and vague whispering.
There, in the dawn, the spirits of the dead men
seemed to hold converse. But by day the earth
could not hide them, the weapons of the quick
dug them again from the graves and flung them
out on the riven spaces of the restless earth.</p>
<p class="indent">The air was cold and keen. The men covered
their chins with the collars of their khaki coats,
lit their cigarettes and leant against the parapet.
They dozed for a moment and then woke guiltily
with a start. Nobody had noticed them, they
dozed again.... The east flushed crimson, the
German trench to the left showed dark against
the glow and stood out distinctly. A sniper's
bullet ripped a sandbag and a shower of fine
white dust dropped into the trench. No one paid
any heed.... The birds were out hopping
from prop to prop of the barbed wire entanglements.
A lark soared into air pouring out an
ecstatic song.... The dead men on the levels
could now be seen lying close to the earth in limp
and ghastly attitudes, the birds singing above
them.... The sun was up; a million dewdrops
sparkled in a glorious jewelled disarray
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page172" id="page172"></SPAN>[pg 172]</span>
on the wires.... The field had taken on a
greener hue and in many places the daisies
peeped timidly up from the soft grasses....
A white mist circled round the spinney and the
gashes in the trees became more distinct. Looking
southwards down on to the level lands one
could see the Double Crassier tailing out on one
side to the village of Loos and on the other side to
the mining hamlet of Maroc.... Away down
on the left, twelve kilometres away, lay Lens with
its many chimneys, and a number of the chimneys
smoking. The enemy were probably working
the mines. The terra-cotta houses stood out
very distinct and seemed nearer to us than they
really were. The air was very clear and a perfect
flood of brilliant sunshine lit the town, the
enemy's trench and the dead men lying out on
the field.</p>
<p class="indent">The order to stand down had long since been
given and the men were now busy preparing their
breakfasts. Braziers were alight in the dug-outs
and the red glow of flaming coke stood out in
vivid contrast to the dark interiors. Little
wreaths of pale smoke curled up over the trench
and the air was full of the odour of frying bacon.
Spudhole was frying his bread in the grease and
to judge by the expression on his face he was very
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page173" id="page173"></SPAN>[pg 173]</span>
interested in his work. Nothing else seemed to
trouble him. The sniper's bullet hit the sandbag
again and a spurt of chalk was whisked into the
frying-pan. The youth looked up, obviously annoyed,
and swore whole-heartedly; then he bent
to his work again.</p>
<p class="indent">Breakfast ready, Bubb, Bowdy and Flanagan
sat on the fire-step and ate.</p>
<p class="indent">"I've an appetite like the war Casualty List,"
said Flanagan. "It's always crying for 'More!
More!' and is never satisfied. It's almost as
bad as Bubb when he came back from hospital."</p>
<p class="indent">"I'd ravver be 'ere than in the 'orsp," said
Bubb. "This breakfast is not to be larfed at."</p>
<p class="indent">The fare was indeed excellent and every man
did it justice. Each had a mess-tin of tea, a
thick slice of buttered bread and a rasher of
bacon. Tongues were loosened and the talk became
general for there were so many things to
talk about. The week-old papers which came by
last night's post were read and comments passed
on the contents. A full page advertisement in a
leading daily came in for a fair share of sarcasm.
This advertisement told of the virtues of a wonderful
beauty cream just discovered. It gave a
most delightfully delicate pink flush to the skin
and took away the effects of twenty or thirty
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page174" id="page174"></SPAN>[pg 174]</span>
years' wear from a woman's face. It was the
talk of London. All the society women were
using it. Lady So-and-So said so-and-so about
it; the celebrated actress A—— vowed that it
was the one thing which England had waited for
since the early part of the last century, etc.</p>
<p class="indent">"For my own part I wish they invented some-thin'
to take away the crawlers off my clothes,"
Spudhole remarked as he finished his tea. "I'm
goin' to 'ave a coot."</p>
<p class="indent">He got to his feet, took off his tunic and
donned his equipment over his shirt. Bowdy
went into the dug-out to have a few hours' sleep;
Flanagan sat down on the fire-step and lit a cigarette.</p>
<p class="indent">"It's getting quite hot, Spudhole," he said.</p>
<p class="indent">"'Ot as 'ell," Spudhole replied.</p>
<p class="indent">At that moment a shell burst amidst the poppy
flowers on the open in front of the sector and
Spudhole, who was making his way towards the
dug-out door clapped his hand to his neck and
exclaimed: "I've copped one this time; it's givin'
me gyp!"</p>
<p class="indent">Flanagan shouted "Stretcher bearers!" Then
he turned to help his mate but even as he did so
he felt a sudden penetrating pain pierce his own
chin, and the wasp which was responsible for the
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page175" id="page175"></SPAN>[pg 175]</span>
sting flew off to a safe distance and poised itself
in the air over the dug-out. Fitzgerald, knowing
that it was contemplating another attack, prepared
to retreat.</p>
<p class="indent">"It's wasps, Spudhole!" he yelled. "We'll
clear off round the corner."</p>
<p class="indent">But before they moved Bowdy Benners rushed
out of the dug-out, festooned with angry wasps.</p>
<p class="indent">"Good God!" he yelled, striking out with both
hands. "I'm stung to death. My pillow was a
nest of the swine! Git out, you vermin!...
Got that one! Did I? He's stung my finger....
Oh! blast!..."</p>
<p class="indent">The three retreated at the double round the
traverse and into the next bay. The occupants
were just sitting down to breakfast, a good breakfast,
for the post had come and parcels were
bulky.</p>
<p class="indent">"Wot the blazes is this?" one of them exclaimed
as the crush of men rounded the corner
waving their arms about their heads. "These
'ere blokes are working their tickets, I suppose!"</p>
<p class="indent">He finished his remark with a yell, for an enterprising
wasp had flown the rout and stung the
speaker on the nose. Then the insect made the
round of the breakfast party. A few fled instantly
and escaped, others took to their heels at
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page176" id="page176"></SPAN>[pg 176]</span>
the first sting, but the man who waited to pick
up the sultana cake and the tin of sardines had
all the colours of a Board School map on his face
for weeks afterwards.</p>
<p class="indent">A narrow, crooked trench infested by furious
wasps is not a healthy locality. The insects outmanœuvred
the soldiers at every turn. The men
turned the third buttress feeling that they had
escaped their persecutors only to find that the
insects had crossed the top of the traverse and
were in waiting round the corner. As a man
runs a trench is a weary pathway, as a wasp flies
it presents no difficulties.</p>
<p class="indent">The place was in an uproar. The wasps had
attacked on both sides, some drove the men left,
others flew after them on the right. In every
bay their numbers seemed to have increased; at
the traverse turning the soldiers eluded them for
a moment only to encounter them in the next bay.
A number of men sought safety in the dugouts;
the wasps followed and drove them out into the
perilous trench again. When the first officer
was met he stood for a moment with one foot in
the trench, one on the firestep, and stared in astonishment.
His wonderment was short-lived.
A wasp announced itself when it alighted on his
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page177" id="page177"></SPAN>[pg 177]</span>
ear, and immediately the subaltern became one
with the rout.</p>
<p class="indent">Spudhole was now wounded in several places.
The morning had been fine, and like the rest of
his mates, he was in shirt-sleeves fighting order.</p>
<p class="indent">"I've copped a sting again," he yelled. "That's
umpty eleven times. I always said that I didn't
'old with a war like this un. Bombs and bullets,
whizz-bangs and pip-squeaks and now these 'ere
God-forsaken wopses.... That's anuver one,
a blurry Boche. 'E sniped me from the rim of
me cap.... God! Platoons of 'em....
Oh! damn! That un took me at the rear where
I should 'ave a patch on me trousers...."</p>
<p class="indent">Again a bay was entered where another merry
party was sitting down to breakfast; a gargantuan
spread of fried bacon, toast and trench tea.
A platoon officer was sharing in the meal. He
was a stout good-natured man with a bald head,
baby-pink and shiny. The advance party of
wasps could not miss the head; the pests came
to a halt on it, and being nasty, they stung when
they alighted. The officer yelled several words
which the men had never noticed in his vocabulary
before. Groping frantically for his hat,
which, as often happens in a crisis, was nowhere
to be found, he overturned the brazier, the toast-rack,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page178" id="page178"></SPAN>[pg 178]</span>
and several canteens of tea, scalding the
feet of a number of men who were seated on the
firestep.... The soldiers were up in an instant
and raced off along the trench. Rifles, equipment
and ammunition were flung down on the
floor and trampled into the clay and rubble.</p>
<p class="indent">At this point, Spudhole was seized with a
happy thought. A newspaper had fallen on the
fire and was bursting into flame. Spudhole,
seizing the lighted paper, held it close to his face
and kept the wasps away for a moment.</p>
<p class="indent">"But wot is the good of it," he grumbled as
the flames died down. "I'm getting stung be'ind
and burned in front. I'm off!" and, throwing
the paper down, he fled.</p>
<p class="indent">Struggling, shoving and waving their arms
about, the men hustled along the narrow alley.
Two soldiers scrambled up over the top out into
the open, but, being seen by the enemy, a brisk
rifle fire was opened on them and they fled back
into their wasp-infested shelter again.</p>
<p class="indent">At this point Sergeant Snogger was heard.
Seeing two men rushing out into the open field
waving their arms over their heads, he stared at
them open-mouthed and rubbed his eyes with
both hands. A hidden sniper had been potting
at the parapet for days!... The action was
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page179" id="page179"></SPAN>[pg 179]</span>
not in keeping with trench discipline; in fact if
the men did not return immediately they'd "be
damned unlucky!"</p>
<p class="indent">"Back! Ye fools, come back!" he yelled.
"Wot the blazes—was that!"</p>
<p class="indent">The wasp swept past his face like a spent bullet,
swung back again and stung him on the forehead.
A second caught him on the neck, a third
on the arm. He turned and ran.</p>
<p class="indent">For Flanagan, he was unlucky enough to have
his puttees off when the stampede started, and
in a few moments a wasp had got up the leg of
his trousers. It stung him half-a-dozen times
before he squashed it to pulp....</p>
<p class="indent">What happened when the Irish rushed into a
Highland regiment on the right must be left to
the reader's imagination. Never before had the
Gael been so conscious of the nakedness of his
knees. He gave vent to his wrath in vehement
words and it was found difficult to ascertain
whether his anger was directed against the wasps
or the men who were responsible for their coming.</p>
<p class="indent">Was it at the hundredth traverse or the thousandth
that the effectives of the besetting force
lost an appreciable amount of intensity? That
was a matter for conjecture, but this alone is
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page180" id="page180"></SPAN>[pg 180]</span>
known. A jar of marmalade which got overthrown
in a bay enticed the insects, and many
stopped to feast on the disbanded treasure. But
a few followed with unabated ardour; these were
counter-attacked and destroyed, and afterwards
the soldiers bombed the "Bay of the Broken Jar"
with a certain amount of success.</p>
<p class="indent">The Irish strode back defiant and alert, ready
for anything. But the wasps gave no further
trouble; here and there one or two were seen
poised in air over a line of sandbags, but these
fled at the approach of the men.</p>
<p class="indent">The dug-out in which they had originally entrenched
was left in complete seclusion for the
rest of the day, and at night Bowdy and his two
mates approached the place in slow, methodical
order. They found the wasps' nest in a corner
of the wall and poured two mess-tins of boiling
water on it. A third mess-tin remained but it
was not needed.</p>
<p class="indent">"We'll 'ave a drop of char now," said Bubb.
"The evenin's gettin' cold now and we want
somefing 'ot."</p>
<p class="indent">"Righto!" said Bowdy. "I'll light a fire in
here now that the wasps are gone."</p>
<p class="indent">He lit a fire, boiled the water and made the
tea. Outside a sniper was potting at the roof
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page181" id="page181"></SPAN>[pg 181]</span>
of the dug-out. He had been sniping all day,
from where, none could determine.</p>
<p class="indent">"Wonder what he's doing it for," Bowdy asked
as he sat down and reached for the mess-tin
which was bubbling merrily on the brazier.
"He'll never pot one of us."</p>
<p class="indent">Even as he touched the mess-tin a bullet ricochetted
off the parapet outside, hissed into the
dug-out and pierced the bottom of the mess-tin.
The tea poured out and extinguished the fire.</p>
<p class="indent">"Well, that's past a joke," Bowdy muttered.
"Blow me blind if I'm not going out to-night to
let daylight through that boundering Boche."</p>
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