<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page120" id="page120"></SPAN>[pg 120]</span></p>
<p class="h2">CHAPTER IX<br/>
TRENCH FEVER</p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Now out in the trenches you'll find to your cost</span><br/>
<span class="i0">That the slower you shuffle the sooner you're lost;</span><br/>
<span class="i0">There are actions done better the quicker they're done,</span><br/>
<span class="i0">Like getting your rations or bombing a Hun,</span><br/>
<span class="i0">Or dodging a pip-squeak or catching a flea,—</span><br/>
<span class="i0">The quicker you do them the better they be.</span><br/></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">(<i>From "Trench Wisdom."</i>)</span><br/></div>
</div>
<p class="indent">The Irish were back in the trenches again.
It was night; the ground was covered
with snow, and Spudhole who did not
feel well was glad of an hour's rest in a dug-out.</p>
<p class="indent">The dug-out belonged at one time to the Germans.
It was a spacious apartment stretching
out into unfathomable corners. The dry floor
was level as a board and all round the walls snug
little crannies were scraped out in the clay. Here
were stored all manner of odds and ends, bully
beef tins, loaves, biscuits, coils of barbed wire,
hand grenades, bandoliers, water jars, tins of
jam, candles and firewood.</p>
<p class="indent">A brazier burned on the floor, the smoke curled
upwards and was sucked out through a hole in
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page121" id="page121"></SPAN>[pg 121]</span>
the roof as through a chimney. A dozen men
sat around the fire, their sheepskin jackets steaming
and the brass buckles of their equipment shining
like gold. The blaze, burning high, lit up
the steady eyes and ruddied the strong features
of the men. Spudhole, half asleep, leant forward
over his knees, his arms folded, his shoulders
humped up and his helmet well down over his
face. Bowdy Benners was writing a letter, his
notepaper spread out on Bubb's back, his knees
crossed. An old, wrinkled man of forty-eight,
named Bill Hurd, was telling how his own son
had joined the Army at the outbreak of war.
Hurd was an Irishman and had worked as a carpenter
on a big estate in Devon, and his son John
had a job in his father's workshop.</p>
<p class="indent">"'Twas two days after war was declared,"
Bill was saying, "and I was down in the kitchen
waitin' till it was time to go out till my job. I
was always an early riser. Upstairs I heard John
singin' like a thrush. 'What's wrong with him?'
I says till myself, for, though he was a good, willin'
cub, he was not an early riser. When he
came down I says till him, 'What's up wid ye
this mornin'?' I says. 'I'm goin' till jine up,' he
says. It most took my breath away. 'But ye're
not only eighteen come the end of next week,' I
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page122" id="page122"></SPAN>[pg 122]</span>
says till him. 'But I can be nineteen at a pinch,'
he answers, and what was to be said to that? I
ups and shakes him by the hand. 'Ye're a man,
that's what ye are,' I says till him. 'And where
are ye goin' to jine up?' I asks him. 'In the town,'
he says, meanin' the town nearest where there
was a recruitin' station. 'Then I'll go 'long wid
ye an' see that ye're right fitted up,' I says to him.
'I must go out an' do an hour's work,' he then
says. 'When I've finished that I'll be ready to
go.' 'Right, me boy,' I says, for I knew that he
wanted to go out and tell the other men what he
was going to do.</p>
<p class="indent">"So we goes to the recruitin' station and the
corp'ral there runs a tape over John. 'Ye'll do,'
he says. 'Ye'll make a fine sodger.' So we went
out, me an' him, and I goes wid him to the nearest
tobacco shop. 'Now think of what ye're goin'
to do,' I says till him. 'It's not an easy job,
the job of a sodger. Now think,' I said, 'think,
me boy.' He looked at me straight in the face
and said, as if he was offended: 'Ye don't think
I've done wrong, do ye?' Begorra, there and
then, I just—and there were a lot iv people lookin'
at us—I just caught him be the hand and
squeezed it. 'Ye're a man,' I says, 'an' I'll get
ye a pipe an' tobacco.'</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page123" id="page123"></SPAN>[pg 123]</span>
"And so I did, and would ye misdoubt me when
I say that he was as handy puttin' a match to
a pipe as I was meself. But it's not easy to understand
young cubs."</p>
<p class="indent">"When did you join up?" asked Snogger, who
came into the dug-out at that moment.</p>
<p class="indent">"Long after that," said Billy. "There was a
young fellow on the estate, the son of me mistress.
A fine, hearty-lookin' fellow, a rale good
lump iv a cub with laughey eyes and so handsome.
He was a great friend iv mine. Well, he
was an officer in the regulars, and he got hit in
the eyes out here be a splinter iv a shell and he
was knocked stone blind. He comes home, goes
into hospital, and was there for long enough, but
nothin' could be done. All hope was lost; he
would be blind for life. And his mother, she took
it as calm as anything. 'Billy,' she used to say
to me, 'somebody must suffer and it's all for the
country when all's said and done.' She was a
brave woman; didn't wear her heart on her
sleeve. I never saw her eyes wet, not until one
day. 'Twas when her boy sent a wee fretwork
letter-rack home from hospital as a present to
his mother. He had made it himself, blind as
he was, and it was very purty. I was doin' a
bit of woodwork in the hall when it came in a
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page124" id="page124"></SPAN>[pg 124]</span>
parcel. The mother opened the parcel and saw
what was inside.... And she began to cry as
if she would never stop. After that, when anybody
spoke of her boy, she would burst out
weepin'.</p>
<p class="indent">"Well, I liked the boy," said Billy. "So I
thought 'twas up to me to have revinge for him
on the Germans. So I had a clean shave and
went to the recruitin' office and signed on as a
man of thirty-nine."</p>
<p class="indent">"Ye should have had more sense," said Bubb,
getting to his feet, and disappearing into a corner.
No doubt the boy, who was not feeling well,
wanted to snatch an hour's sleep.</p>
<p class="indent">Snogger looked at the men.</p>
<p class="indent">"Six of you for rashun fatigue," he said.
"Two to relieve the men on guard. Whose turn
is it?"</p>
<p class="indent">"I'm one," said Bowdy.</p>
<p class="indent">"Me as well," said Billy Hurd.</p>
<p class="indent">"Pull yourselves together, then, and git out,"
said Snogger. "It's two minutes past time."</p>
<p class="indent">Bowdy and Billy got to their feet, buckled their
equipment and went out to their posts. An hour
later they came back. Bowdy shook the snow
from his sheepskin jacket and sat down on the
ground beside the brazier.</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page125" id="page125"></SPAN>[pg 125]</span>
"It's a very cold night outside," he said.
"Freeze the horns off a brass monkey, it would.
Where's Spudhole?" he asked.</p>
<p class="indent">"Wot's wrong now? Wot d'yer want?" asked
a feeble voice, as Spudhole peeped out from a
dark corner by the wall. He rose to his feet and
buttoned his sheepskin jacket which had become
loose.</p>
<p class="indent">"How are you feeling now, Spudhole?" asked
Benners.</p>
<p class="indent">"Oh, I'm all right; in the pink," said Spud.
"'Ave yer a drop of water to spare?"</p>
<p class="indent">Bowdy handed a water-bottle to Spud; the
youngster raised it to his lips and drank greedily.</p>
<p class="indent">"Cold water's not a drink for a night like this,"
said Bowdy. "What you want is something hot.
If I make a mess-tin of tea, will you have some?"</p>
<p class="indent">"Thank you," said Bubb, handing the bottle
back.</p>
<p class="indent">"I'm goin' to 'ave another kip now," he added.
"Rouse me up when it's my turn for sentry-go."</p>
<p class="indent">He lay back, closed his eyes and felt very cold.
At intervals he shivered, shaking from head to
foot. Innumerable currents of icy air seemed to
have taken up their abode in the dug-out, living,
crafty currents as cruel as enemies, which stole
slyly down his back penetrating between flesh and
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page126" id="page126"></SPAN>[pg 126]</span>
underclothing. They blew on the back of his
neck; when he turned round he encountered them
on his face, they stole out from all corners incessantly
chilling him with their treacherous,
frozen breath. He fell asleep, woke up, and it
seemed to him that a swarm of ants had got into
his throat and that other ants, thousands of them,
were crawling over his arms and legs.</p>
<p class="indent">He got up, shook himself. His legs felt very
weak, his head was spinning. He tottered over
to the fire. Bowdy, who was pouring a handful
of tea into the boiling water, looked up.</p>
<p class="indent">"Good heavens, Spudhole, you are looking
bad," he said. "Feeling cold?"</p>
<p class="indent">"Cold's not the word," Bubb replied. "I
wouldn't be worse off 'andcuffed to a ghost.
Wot's the time?" he asked.</p>
<p class="indent">"Ten to eleven," said Bowdy, looking at his
wrist watch.</p>
<p class="indent">"Just 'bout my time for sentry-go," said Bubb
in a weak voice. "I s'pose I'm gettin' trench
fever or somefin'," he added.</p>
<p class="indent">Bowdy placed a spoonful of condensed milk
in the tea, stirred it and added sugar.</p>
<p class="indent">"This will warm you up," he said, filling the
mess-tin lid with tea and handing it to Bubb.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page127" id="page127"></SPAN>[pg 127]</span>
"Then you can lie down agin near the fire and
I'll do your turn as sentry."</p>
<p class="indent">Spudhole had the lid half raised to his lips.
His hand shook, the tea splashed out in little
drops which fell on the brazier.</p>
<p class="indent">"Bowdy!" he said, in a slow voice.</p>
<p class="indent">"What is it?"</p>
<p class="indent">"I've never failed at my work yet," said Spudhole.
"I'm not 'ere in the trenches to shift my
jobs on to other blokes."</p>
<p class="indent">"But you're feeling queer," said Bowdy. "If
I felt like that I would go down and see the M.O.
and get shoved into hospital."</p>
<p class="indent">"Would you!" said Spudhole, placing the mess-tin
lid on the floor. "I know better. Wot did
I 'ear yer say once? Ye'd never leave your
trenches when the regiment was there unless you
were carried out on a stretcher."</p>
<p class="indent">"That was only swank," said Bowdy. "You
drink your tea, Spudhole, and lie down. I'll put
a couple of sandbags round you and if you're not
better in the morning, just run down and see the
M.O."</p>
<p class="indent">"Well, I'm damned if I goes away from the
line," said Bubb. "Not until the battalion is wiv
me. That's settled."</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page128" id="page128"></SPAN>[pg 128]</span>
He bent down, raised the mess-tin and drank
the tea. Snogger came to the door.</p>
<p class="indent">"Next on sentry-go?" he called.</p>
<p class="indent">"I'm there," said Bowdy.</p>
<p class="indent">"It's my turn," said Bubb.</p>
<p class="indent">"No chewin' the fat, or some of ye'll be damned
unlucky," said Snogger. "'Ooever's on's on,
that's all; so get some elbow grease on and 'urry
out. Them that's on's a minute and 'arf over
their time already."</p>
<p class="indent">Spudhole went out, crawled up on the firestep
and relieved the sentry. Leaning both arms on
the parapet, he looked over No Man's Land towards
the German trenches. The levels in front,
a shell-scarred spread of ground set off in its
ghastly array of barbed wire entanglements, was
covered with snow. Here Nature had only one
mood, a mood of sulky menace which overawed
and subdued the tempers of the onlookers. The
sky was coldly clear and a million stars showed
in its broad expanse. But Bubb's circle of horizon
was very small, objects quite near at hand
stood out weirdly silhouetted with a blurred,
though definite outline. The trenches were
wrapped in ghostly solitude, the brazier aflare
in the dug-out which Bubb had just left added no
relieving tint to the blind helplessness of the night.</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page129" id="page129"></SPAN>[pg 129]</span>
The sick boy stood back from the parapet and
clapped his hands together in an endeavour to
warm himself.</p>
<p class="indent">"Gawd, it's cold 'ere," he muttered. "I wish
I was in the dug-out 'avin' a kip. 'Twould be
so much better than standin' out 'ere. But I
wouldn't 'ave it, naw, not at any price. I wouldn't
shove my job on to any bloke. Bowdy would do
sentry-go for me, good old Bowdy, and so would
old Flan if 'e warn't down at the dump, but why
should they? I wouldn't mind lettin' them do it
if it was out o' the trenches."</p>
<p class="indent">"How are you getting on, Spud?" asked a voice
from the trench. "Feeling the cold?"</p>
<p class="indent">The boy looked down at Captain Thorley. The
captain and he were great friends.</p>
<p class="indent">"Cold," said Spud, through chattering teeth.
"It's not warm 'ere, is it, sir? I feel as cold as
if I was 'andcuffed to a ghost."</p>
<p class="indent">"I hear that you're not feeling well," said the
captain.</p>
<p class="indent">"I'm orlright, sir. Was a bit dicky a minute
back, but the cold air 'asn't 'arf bucked me up."</p>
<p class="indent">"Well, you know that Bowdy will do your job
for you if you're feeling queer," said Thorley.</p>
<p class="indent">"I know that, sir, but I'm orlright," said Bubb.
"Besides, I wouldn't rob a man of 'is sleep."</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page130" id="page130"></SPAN>[pg 130]</span>
Bubb finished his hour, but when his next turn
as sentry came round he was unable to perform
his duty. He looked helplessly at his mate.</p>
<p class="indent">"Bowdy," he said, in a low, apologetic voice.
"I've no guts for anuvver hour's sentry-go. I'm
washed out. I will go down to the M.O. not to-morrow
mornin' but now. If I stay 'ere any
longer, I'll 'ave to be carried out o't. But didn't
I stick it to the last, Bowdy?"</p>
<p class="indent">"Of course, you did. I'm damned if I'd stick
it so long."</p>
<p class="indent">"Clear out of it at once, Spudhole," said Billy
Hurd. "Ye're like a ghost, somethin' like what
a cat would take in on a wet day."</p>
<p class="indent">"Ye think I'm sick enough to leave 'ere then?"
asked Bubb. "I don't want any o' the fellers to
say, arter I go, that I was swingin' the lead."</p>
<p class="indent">"If ye stop 'ere any longer, they'll say that ye're
stayin' here, hopin' that ye'll be so bad when ye
leave that ye'll never be sent back again."</p>
<p class="indent">"Then I'm off out't," said Bubb, decision in
his voice. "I'll try and be back as soon as I can."</p>
<p class="indent">He went outside and made his way to the dressing
station. Dawn found him snug in a motor
ambulance on his way to hospital.</p>
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