<h2 class='c006'>CHAPTER XVII<br/> <span class='large'>THE MISCHIEVOUS GUINEA-HEN</span></h2></div>
<p class='c010'>After dinner Della and Mary went out on
the front veranda, and after Mrs. Gleason
had given me something to eat, I trotted
after them.</p>
<p class='c000'>There were two hammocks on the veranda,
and Mary was swinging in one, and Della in
the other.</p>
<p class='c000'>“How old are you?” the farmer's little
girl was asking as I arrived.</p>
<p class='c000'>“Twelve,” said Mary.</p>
<p class='c000'>“And I'm thirteen,” returned Della.
“I'm going to tell you a secret—just between
you and me, and Pussy there,” she
added, looking down at me as I walked under
her hammock.</p>
<p class='c000'>“Very well,” said Mary excitedly.
“What is it?”</p>
<p class='c000'>“You're going to be my second-best
friend. I've got a best one, but I guess I can
<span class='pageno' id='Page_274'>274</span>pass her on to another girl, then I'll have you
for first best.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“That's lovely,” said Mary. “I'll be
true to you, and you'll be true to me.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“We'll have to write our names in gore,”
murmured Della in a blood-curdling voice.</p>
<p class='c000'>“In gore?” repeated Mary. “Whose
gore?”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Yours and mine. You take a pin and
scratch your arm, then when the blood comes,
you get a pen, and write your name and your
best friend's name on a piece of paper. Then
you fold it, and wear it in a little silk bag
round your neck next your heart.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“We never do that in Boston,” said Mary
in dismay. “And I wouldn't scratch anybody's
arm with a pin for the world. Why,
you might get a germ in it.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“What's that?” inquired Della.</p>
<p class='c000'>“A germ is a microbe, I think,” replied
Mary.</p>
<p class='c000'>“And what's a microbe?”</p>
<p class='c000'>“I fancy it's a bacillus.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“And what's a bacillus?”</p>
<p class='c000'>“I don't know,” said Mary frankly;
<span class='pageno' id='Page_275'>275</span>“only it's something that might give you
scarlet fever, or small-pox, or diphtheria, or
measles, or lots of diseases. No, Della, you
must never scratch yourself with a pin. If
you just have to take a splinter out of your
hand, hold a needle point in the flame of a
candle before you stick it in you. That kills
the disease germs.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Why, I must be full of diseases,” said
Della in a queer voice. “I stick a pin in myself
every day of my life.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Of course there are little healthy germs
in us,” pursued Mary, “that fight the unhealthy
ones. There's always a battle going
on, or else we'd all die right off, of some
disease.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Is that why I feel so queer sometimes
inside of me?” continued Della.</p>
<p class='c000'>“I don't know. I dare say it is,” replied
Mary. “I'm not much of a doctor. I hear
mamma and papa talking about these
things.”</p>
<p class='c000'>Della looked thoughtful, but made no answer,
as she was watching a man drive into
the yard. After jumping from his wagon he
<span class='pageno' id='Page_276'>276</span>lifted out a box and put it on the back door-step.</p>
<p class='c000'>“That's Bill Seaforth,” said Della. “He
wants to see daddy, I guess,” and she sprang
out of the hammock and ran to the kitchen
door.</p>
<p class='c000'>Mary and I followed more slowly.</p>
<p class='c000'>“Hello, Mr. Seaforth,” said Della.
“How are you?”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Oh! I'm whippin' the cat,” he said
easily. “How's all your care?”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Whipping the cat,” I repeated in a
shocked voice to Aunt Tabby, who was sitting
on the door-step. “What does he mean?”</p>
<p class='c000'>“It's just a country expression,” she said.
“He's always saying something queer.”</p>
<p class='c000'>But it was Della who was saying the queer
thing now. “We're all stubbin' along,” she
said cheerfully.</p>
<p class='c000'>I could not help smiling. It sounded like
tight shoes.</p>
<p class='c000'>“Is your pa above ground?” pursued the
man.</p>
<p class='c000'>“No, he's in the barn cellar,” said Della,
“beddin' the pigs.”</p>
<p class='c000'><span class='pageno' id='Page_277'>277</span>“I'll resurrect him,” said Mr. Seaforth.
“He owes me two dollars for them two hawk
guards.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Oh! the guinea-hens,” said the sharp,
young Della, who seemed to know all her
father's business. “Do you s'pose, Bill
Seaforth, that they'll actshually scare the
hawks?”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Well, if we ain't all black liars up on the
Little Purple Hill, they do,” drawled the
man.</p>
<p class='c000'>“Denno says it's all bosh,” remarked
Della, “however, I'll tell pa.”</p>
<p class='c000'>The man did not seem at all offended with
her, and she hurried to the barn.</p>
<p class='c000'>In a few minutes Mr. Gleason appeared,
and seizing the box and followed by the man,
he made his way to the hen-house.</p>
<p class='c000'>Mary who was delighted with this new happening,
followed closely behind, and I kept
at the heels of her pretty Boston shoes.
Della wore brass-toed ones.</p>
<p class='c000'>Arrived at the hen-house, the farmer
called us all in, closed the door, and let the
guinea-hens out. Mary was convulsed with
<span class='pageno' id='Page_278'>278</span>amusement. It seemed she had never seen
any creatures like this before, and her fascinated
eyes followed them, as they went
round and round the hen-house uttering
plaintive, little cries, and walking with mincing
steps like two little old women.</p>
<p class='c000'>“They look as if they had little gray
shawls on,” said Mary. “Oh! how queer
they are—what tiny heads.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Ain't as brainy as hens,” said the man
who had brought them, “and they wander
powerful. You'll have to keep 'em in limbo
for a while.”</p>
<p class='c000'>They all stood for a long time watching the
guinea-hens. I used to marvel at the amount
of time everybody had in the country. Nobody
hurried, and yet they worked for a
longer time each day than the people in
Boston.</p>
<p class='c000'>Finally the man got his two dollars and
went away, and Mary, Della and I went back
to the hammocks.</p>
<p class='c000'>Serena was very much interested in my
account of the guinea-hens. She wasn't
going out much those days. She kept indoors,
<span class='pageno' id='Page_279'>279</span>except at night when she took a little
walk all about the barn. This particular
evening she stole up to the hen-house to see
the guinea-hens, and when the time came for
them to be let out, as they had become
“wonted” to the place, she used to lie under
a clump of rose-bushes and watch them.
Their actions interested her very much.
They trotted all round the house, the barn,
and the carriage-house, only stopping occasionally
to eat.</p>
<p class='c000'>“They're humbugs,” said Serena. “I've
seen a swift hawk take two chickens to-day,
when the guinea-hens were only a few feet
away from him. They never opened their
beaks, and he wasn't a bit afraid of them.
There he is coming back.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Meow, meow,” I said loudly, and I ran
toward Mary who had thrown herself on the
grass at the side of the house, and was reading
a book.</p>
<p class='c000'>She looked up. The bird soaring overhead
appeared in the distance like one of Della's
blue homing pigeons that nested in the loft
of the carriage-house. When it came near,
<span class='pageno' id='Page_280'>280</span>we saw it was larger than a pigeon. Like a
bullet it dropped over an unsuspecting
mother hen, seized one of her baby chickens,
and bore the dear little thing up in the air
with its legs dangling helplessly.</p>
<p class='c000'>Mary burst into tears, and tried to find
Della.</p>
<p class='c000'>“I hate those guinea-hens,” said Serena
contemptuously. “You just lie down here
beside me, sister, and watch. You have seen
one of their sins of omission, now find out
one of commission.”</p>
<p class='c000'>I didn't know what she meant, but I
crouched down beside her. She was much
nicer to me since the downfall of her
pride, and I really enjoyed being with
her.</p>
<p class='c000'>“Now,” she went on, “keep your eyes on
the smaller of those old maids.”</p>
<p class='c000'>I always laughed when she called the
guinea-hens the old maids, for with their
little, prim ways, and gray tippet-like feathers,
they certainly did look like bachelor hen
girls.</p>
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<p>“THE ROOSTER KEPT SO FAR AHEAD THAT NO ONE BUT OURSELVES SUSPECTED THE MISCHIEF SHE WAS DOING.”</p>
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<p class='c000'><span class='pageno' id='Page_281'>281</span>“Just see how one of the little wretches
is persecuting that lovely big rooster,” said
Serena viciously.</p>
<p class='c000'>I could not help smiling. “Dear Serena,”
I said, “it is impossible that that small hen
should worry that huge Wyandotte.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“You just observe,” she said decidedly,
and I did observe. The hen, apparently trotting
aimlessly round the back-yard and the
wood-house, and the young orchard, was
really all the time in pursuit of the Wyandotte.
The rooster kept so far ahead that no
one but ourselves suspected the mischief she
was doing.</p>
<p class='c000'>“I've watched her for two days,” said
Serena, “she just trots after him. It makes
him nervous, and he keeps going. Sometimes
he gets so exhausted that he lies down.
She'll kill him if some one doesn't notice.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“What makes her do it?” I asked of my
wise sister.</p>
<p class='c000'>“I don't know,” she said in a puzzled
voice. “Just mischief, I fancy.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“Why doesn't he stop and beat her?” I
went on. “He could do it in a minute.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“She has got more brains than he has,”
<span class='pageno' id='Page_282'>282</span>said Serena. “I don't care if her head is
small, she is his master.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“I'd like to punish her,” I said angrily.
“I love that big Wyandotte. He is so noble
and generous about the hens.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“He hasn't talked to them for two days,”
said Serena. “I too liked to hear him say,
'Come, girls,' as he led them down to the
meadow for worms. I can tell you how to
get ahead of her, Black-Face, if you will.
I'd do it myself, only I don't want to attract
attention.”</p>
<p class='c000'>“How?” I asked eagerly.</p>
<p class='c000'>“Get up and travel after her, till some one
notices you. If you take to chasing, you'll
be remarked.”</p>
<p class='c000'>My blood was boiling at the meanness of
the guinea-hen. Why didn't she go play with
her sister, instead of chasing the poor Wyandotte!
So I gladly adopted Serena's suggestion,
and started in pursuit of the little
miscreant, keeping about three feet behind
her. She didn't like it, and kept looking
over her shoulder, but I didn't care. I kept
on trotting, but I got terribly tired, for we
<span class='pageno' id='Page_283'>283</span>went for an hour before any one but Serena
noticed us. My sister lay under the bushes,
encouraging me by kind glances whenever we
went near her, but the poor Wyandotte in his
despair led us a dance all over the place, and
we seldom got near the rose-bushes.</p>
<p class='c000'>Strange to say, the first one to notice us
was Mr. Denville. Like most men brought
up in the country, he was a very shrewd observer.
About the middle of the afternoon
he came out of the house to get a drink from
the old well, where he said a moss-covered
bucket had hung when he was a lad on the
farm. There was a fine pump in the kitchen
now, but he always came for his drinks to
the well that he had had cleaned out, and
equipped with a sanitary drinking fountain.</p>
<p class='c000'>After he had satisfied his thirst, his eyes
roamed over the meadows, and the pasture,
and the hills in the distance, all of which were
visible from the high land at the back of the
house.</p>
<p class='c000'>I saw his lips form the word “Beautiful!”
The Wyandotte was just sprinting
down from the barn to the chip yard. Mr.
<span class='pageno' id='Page_284'>284</span>Denville barely noticed the three of us as we
tailed by, but when, after leading us round
the house, and the old orchard, back to the
side door, the Wyandotte made again for the
well, Mr. Denville gave us a puzzled glance.</p>
<p class='c000'>I threw him an appeal over my shoulder as
we went travelling up to the spring where
the trout lived. It was not a very hot day,
but there is no fun in running when you don't
want to, and I was getting tired.</p>
<p class='c000'>Mr. Denville took the hint and followed us.
When we got back of the barn the Wyandotte
flopped and lay with his beak open and his
eyes shut. Guinea stood patiently watching
him. I hissed at her, but she didn't care.
Just as the poor rooster was rousing himself,
preparatory to a fresh start, Mr. Denville
arrived on the scene.</p>
<p class='c000'>When we started again he joined us, and
calling to Mary and Della, he had them
come too.</p>
<p class='c000'>Serena hasn't much sense of humor, but I
could see she was nearly killing herself laughing
under the rose-bushes. Della understood
almost as quickly as Mr. Denville had done.
<span class='pageno' id='Page_285'>285</span>Mary was mystified. Della and Mr. Denville
put their heads together, and soon the chase
was over. Guinea was caught and held
firmly, while Della went to rummage in her
mother's workbasket.</p>
<p class='c000'>Mr. Denville took the empty spool and
made a little clog. This he fastened to
guinea's leg. Then he set her down. The
poor rooster who was thankfully reposing
under a tree, started up as soon as he saw
her coming, but she did not pursue. Every
step she took, the little clog flapped against
her leg. She would stop to look at it and the
rooster would stop to see why she wasn't
coming.</p>
<p class='c000'>Dear little Mary just shrieked at the
guinea-hen's foolish actions. She was so
boisterous in her mirth that soon she had all
the family out in the back-yard. The men
were coming home from work, and I think
guinea was well paid for her unkindness.
Everybody made fun of her, and finally she
slunk away very quietly, and climbed to the
top of an apple-tree. There is a wild streak
in guinea-hens, and they hate hen-houses.</p>
<p class='c000'><span class='pageno' id='Page_286'>286</span>Della petted the rooster and gave him a
special supper from the farm table. Next
day he came out of the hen-house refreshed
from a good night's sleep, and led his girls
gaily down to the meadow. His head was up,
he stepped high. Guinea was so taken up
with her clog that she never noticed him.
She had something to do now that kept her
active mind out of mischief, and later on,
when I got acquainted with her, I found she
was quite a nice sort of a creature, as fowls
go. There is good in every created thing,
even mischievous guinea-hens.</p>
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