<h2>CHAPTER VIII</h2>
<div class='chaptertitle'>THE GOBLINS</div>
<div class='cap'>FOR some time Curdie worked away briskly, throwing
all the ore he had disengaged on one side behind him,
to be ready for carrying out in the morning. He heard a
good deal of goblin-tapping, but it all sounded far away in the
hill, and he paid it little heed. Toward midnight he began to
feel rather hungry; so he dropped his pickaxe, got a lump of
bread which in the morning he had laid in a damp hole in the
rock, sat down on a heap of ore and ate his supper. Then he
leaned back for five minutes' rest before beginning his work
again, and laid his head against the rock. He had not kept
the position for one minute before he heard something which
made him sharpen his ears. It sounded like a voice inside the
rock. After a while he heard it again. It was a goblin-voice—there
could be no doubt about that—and this time he could
make out the words.</div>
<p>"Hadn't we better be moving?" it said.</p>
<p>A rougher and deeper voice replied:</p>
<p>"There's no hurry. That wretched little mole won't be
through to-night, if he work ever so hard. He's by no means
at the thinnest place."</p>
<p>"But you still think the lode does come through into our
house?" said the first voice.</p>
<p>"Yes, but a good bit farther on than he has got to yet. If
he had struck a stroke more to the side just here," said the<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[51]</SPAN></span>
goblin, tapping the very stone, as it seemed to Curdie, against
which his head lay, "he would have been through; but he's
a couple of yards past it now, and if he follow the lode it will
be a week before it leads him in. You see it back there—a
long way. Still, perhaps, in case of accident, it would be as
well to be getting out of this. Helfer, you'll take the great
chest. That's your business, you know."</p>
<p>"Yes, dad," said a third voice. "But you must help me to
get it on my back. It's awfully heavy, you know."</p>
<p>"Well, it isn't just a bag of smoke, I admit. But you're as
strong as a mountain, Helfer."</p>
<p>"You say so, dad. I think myself I'm all right. But I could
carry ten times as much if it wasn't for my feet."</p>
<p>"That is your weak point, I confess, my boy."</p>
<p>"Ain't it yours, too, father?"</p>
<p>"Well, to be honest, it is a goblin-weakness. Why they
come so soft, I declare I haven't an idea."</p>
<p>"Specially when your head's so hard, you know, father."</p>
<p>"Yes, my boy. The goblin's glory is his head. To think
how the fellows up above there have to put on helmets and
things when they go fighting. Ha! ha!"</p>
<p>"But why don't we wear shoes like them, father? I should
like it—specially when I've got a chest like that on my head."</p>
<p>"Well, you see, it's not the fashion. The king never wears
shoes."</p>
<p>"The queen does."</p>
<p>"Yes; but that's for distinction. The first queen, you see—I
mean the king's first wife—wore shoes of course, because
she came from upstairs; and so, when she died, the next queen<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[52]</SPAN></span>
would not be inferior to her as she called it, and would wear
shoes too. It was all pride. She is the hardest in forbidding
them to the rest of the women."</p>
<p>"I'm sure I wouldn't wear them—no, not for—that I wouldn't!"
said the first voice, which was evidently that of the
mother of the family. "I can't think why either of them
should."</p>
<p>"Didn't I tell you the first was from upstairs?" said the
other. "That was the only silly thing I ever knew his Majesty
guilty of. Why should he marry an outlandish woman like
that—one of our natural enemies too?"</p>
<p>"I suppose he fell in love with her."</p>
<p>"Pooh! pooh! He's just as happy now with one of his own
people."</p>
<p>"Did she die <i>very</i> soon? They didn't tease her to death,
did they?"</p>
<p>"Oh dear no! The king worshipped her very footmarks."</p>
<p>"What made her die, then? Didn't the air agree with her?"</p>
<p>"She died when the young prince was born."</p>
<p>"How silly of her! <i>We</i> never do that. It must have been
because she wore shoes."</p>
<p>"I don't know that."</p>
<p>"Why do they wear shoes up there?"</p>
<p>"Ah! now that's a sensible question, and I will answer it.
But in order to do so, I must first tell you a secret. I once
saw the queen's feet."</p>
<p>"Without her shoes?"</p>
<p>"Yes—without her shoes."</p>
<p>"No! Did you? How was it?"<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Never you mind how it was. <i>She</i> didn't know I saw them.
And what do you think!—they had <i>toes!</i>"</p>
<p>"Toes! What's that?"</p>
<p>"You may well ask! I should never have known if I had
not seen the queen's feet. Just imagine! the ends of her feet
were split up into five or six thin pieces!"</p>
<p>"Oh, horrid! How <i>could</i> the king have fallen in love with
her?"</p>
<p>"You forget that she wore shoes. That is just why she
wore them. That is why all the men, and women too, upstairs
wear shoes. They can't bear the sight of their own feet
without them."</p>
<p>"Ah! now I understand. If ever you wish for shoes again,
Helfer, I'll hit your feet—I will."</p>
<p>"No, no, mother; pray don't."</p>
<p>"Then don't you."</p>
<p>"But with such a big box on my head—"</p>
<p>A horrid scream followed, which Curdie interpreted as in
reply to a blow from his mother upon the feet of her eldest
goblin.</p>
<p>"Well, I never knew so much before!" remarked a fourth
voice.</p>
<p>"Your knowledge is not universal quite yet," said the father.
"You were only fifty last month. Mind you see to the bed
and bedding. As soon as we've finished our supper, we'll
be up and going. Ha! ha! ha!"</p>
<p>"What are you laughing at, husband?"</p>
<p>"I'm laughing to think what a mess the miners will find
themselves in—somewhere before this day ten years."<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Why, what do you mean?"</p>
<p>"Oh, nothing."</p>
<p>"Oh yes, you do mean something. You always do mean
something."</p>
<p>"It's more than you do, then, wife."</p>
<p>"That may be; but it's not more than I find out, you know."</p>
<p>"Ha! ha! You're a sharp one. What a mother you've
got, Helfer!"</p>
<p>"Yes, father."</p>
<p>"Well, I suppose I must tell you. They're all at the palace
consulting about it to-night; and as soon as we've got away
from this thin place, I'm going there to hear what night they
fix upon. I should like to see that young ruffian there on the
other side, struggling in the agonies of—"</p>
<p>He dropped his voice so low that Curdie could hear only a
growl. The growl went on in a low bass for a good while, as
inarticulate as if the goblin's tongue had been a sausage; and
it was not until his wife spoke again that it rose to its former
pitch.</p>
<p>"But what shall we do when you are at the palace?" she
asked.</p>
<p>"I will see you safe in the new house I've been digging for
you for the last two months. Podge, you mind the table and
chairs. I commit them to your care. The table has seven
legs—each chair three. I shall require them all at your hands."</p>
<p>After this arose a confused conversation about the various
household goods and their transport; and Curdie heard nothing
more that was of any importance.</p>
<p>He now knew at least one of the reasons for the constant<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</SPAN></span>
sound of the goblin hammers and pickaxes at night. They
were making new houses for themselves, to which they might
retreat when the miners should threaten to break into their
dwellings. But he had learned two things of far greater importance.
The first was, that some grievous calamity was
preparing, and almost ready to fall upon the heads of the miners;
the second was—the one weak point of a goblin's body:
he had not known that their feet were so tender as he had now
reason to suspect. He had heard it said that they had no
toes: he had never had opportunity of inspecting them closely
enough in the dusk in which they always appeared, to satisfy
himself whether it was a correct report. Indeed, he had not
been able even to satisfy himself as to whether they had no
fingers, although that also was commonly said to be the fact.
One of the miners, indeed, who had had more schooling than
the rest, was wont to argue that such must have been the primordial
condition of humanity, and that education and handicraft
had developed both toes and fingers—with which proposition
Curdie had once heard his father sarcastically agree,
alleging in support of it the probability that babies' gloves
were a traditional remnant of the old state of things; while
the stockings of all ages, no regard being paid in them to the
toes, pointed in the same direction. But what was of importance
was the fact concerning the softness of the goblin-feet,
which he foresaw might be useful to all miners. What he had
to do in the mean time, however, was to discover, if possible,
the special evil design the goblins had now in their heads.</p>
<p>Although he knew all the gangs and all the natural galleries
with which they communicated in the mined part of the<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</SPAN></span>
mountain, he had not the least idea where the palace of the
king of the gnomes was; otherwise he would have set out at
once on the enterprise of discovering what the said design
was. He judged, and rightly, that it must lie in a farther part
of the mountain, between which and the mine there was as
yet no communication. There must be one nearly completed,
however; for it could be but a thin partition which now separated
them. If only he could get through in time to follow
the goblins as they retreated! A few blows would doubtless
be sufficient—just where his ear now lay; but if he attempted
to strike there with his pickaxe, he would only hasten the departure
of the family, put them on their guard, and perhaps
lose their involuntary guidance. He therefore began to feel
the wall with his hands, and soon found that some of the stones
were loose enough to be drawn out with little noise.</p>
<p>Laying hold of a large one with both his hands, he drew it
gently out, and let it down softly.</p>
<p>"What was that noise?" said the goblin father.</p>
<p>Curdie blew out his light, lest it should shine through.</p>
<p>"It must be that one miner that stayed behind the rest,"
said the mother.</p>
<p>"No; he's been gone a good while. I haven't heard a blow
for an hour. Besides, it wasn't like that."</p>
<p>"Then I suppose it must have been a stone carried down
the brook inside."</p>
<p>"Perhaps. It will have more room by and by."</p>
<p>Curdie kept quite still. After a little while, hearing nothing
but the sounds of their preparations for departure, mingled
with an occasional word of direction, and anxious to know<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</SPAN></span>
whether the removal of the stone had made an opening into
the goblins' house, he put in his hand to feel. It went in a
good way, and then came in contact with something soft.
He had but a moment to feel it over, it was so quickly withdrawn:
it was one of the toeless goblin-feet. The owner of it
gave a cry of fright.</p>
<p>"What's the matter, Helfer?" asked his mother.</p>
<p>"A beast came out of the wall, and licked my foot."</p>
<p>"Nonsense! There are no wild beasts in our country,"
said his father.</p>
<p>"But it was, father. I felt it."</p>
<p>"Nonsense, I say. Will you malign your native realms and
reduce them to a level with the country up-stairs? That is
swarming with wild beasts of every description."</p>
<p>"But I did feel it, father."</p>
<p>"I tell you to hold your tongue. You are no patriot."</p>
<p>Curdie suppressed his laughter, and lay still as a mouse—but
no stiller, for every moment he kept nibbling away with
his fingers at the edges of the hole. He was slowly making
it bigger, for here the rock had been very much shattered with
the blasting.</p>
<p>There seemed to be a good many in the family, to judge
from the mass of confused talk which now and then came
through the hole; but when all were speaking together, and
just as if they had bottle-brushes—each at least one—in their
throats, it was not easy to make out much that was said. At
length he heard once more what the father-goblin was saying.</p>
<p>"Now then," he said, "get your bundles on your backs.
Here, Helfer, I'll help you up with your chest."<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I wish it <i>was</i> my chest, father."</p>
<p>"Your turn will come in good time enough! Make haste.
I <i>must</i> go to the meeting at the palace to-night. When that's
over, we can come back and clear out the last of the things
before our enemies return in the morning. Now light your
torches, and come along. What a distinction it is to provide
our own light, instead of being dependent on a thing hung up
in the air—a most disagreeable contrivance—intended no
doubt to blind us when we venture out under its baleful influence!
Quite glaring and vulgar, I call it, though no doubt
useful to poor creatures who haven't the wit to make light
for themselves!"</p>
<p>Curdie could hardly keep himself from calling through to
know whether they made the fire to light their torches by. But
a moment's reflection showed him that they would have said
they did, inasmuch as they struck two stones together, and
the fire came.</p>
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