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<h2>MR. FOX HAS AN IDEA</h2>
<p>It was so long since Mr. Fox had tried
to catch Billy Woodchuck in the hollow
stump that Billy had begun to forget his
fear of that sly fellow. And so when he
met Mr. Fox in the woods one day Billy
did not run as he had often done before.
To be sure, he did not go too near Mr.
Fox. And while they talked Billy watched
the sharp-nosed gentleman with one eye;
and the other eye he kept on a hole in the
stonewall nearby. If Mr. Fox should come
too close, Billy was ready to dive into that
hole, where Mr. Fox could not reach him.</p>
<p>No one could have been pleasanter than
Mr. Fox. “I’m so glad to meet you!” he<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</SPAN></span>
said. “You’re just the person I want to
see. I’ve been told you are very musical.”</p>
<p>Billy Woodchuck didn’t know what he
meant. But he did not say so.</p>
<p>“Yes,” Mr. Fox went on. “They say
you are the best whistler in Pleasant Valley.”</p>
<p>That made Billy Woodchuck feel very
proud.</p>
<p>“I <i>can</i> whistle pretty well,” he said,
throwing out his chest.</p>
<p>“And they tell me your two brothers are
almost as good whistlers as you are—but
not <i>quite</i>,” added Mr. Fox, for he saw that
Billy did not like that so well.</p>
<p>“Oh, they can whistle some. But I can
beat them,” Billy answered.</p>
<p>“I have an idea,” said Mr. Fox. He
really had a great many ideas in his head—more,
probably, than any other of the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[73]</SPAN></span>
forest-people. “I’m very fond of music
and I want to have a fife-and-drum
corps.”</p>
<p>“What’s that? I never heard of such
a thing,” exclaimed Billy Woodchuck.</p>
<p>“Fifes and drums—they make music,
you know,” Mr. Fox explained. “Now,
everybody knows that old Mother
Grouse’s sons are famous drummers.”</p>
<p>Billy agreed that that was true. He had
often heard the Grouse boys drumming in
the woods.</p>
<p>“I’ve already spoken to them. And they
are asking me every day when we are going
to begin to practise,” Mr. Fox continued.
“But I couldn’t think of any fifers
until I happened to remember about you
and your brothers.”</p>
<p>“I don’t know how to play a fife,” said
Billy. “I’ve never even seen one.”</p>
<p>“Oh, that’s nothing! You can hold a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</SPAN></span>
stick up to your mouth, and wriggle your
fingers, and whistle. No one will know
that you are not playing a fife. It will
sound just the same. And the music will
be just as sweet.” Mr. Fox smiled at
Billy. And Billy smiled at him.</p>
<p>“Good!” said Billy. “Will you bring
the drummers to my house?”</p>
<p>“Well—no! Not just yet!” said Mr.
Fox. “We ought to go off in the woods,
where nobody can hear us, until we learn
a tune. Then we can come and play for
your mother. But I wouldn’t say anything
to her about the fife-and-drum corps
if I were you. Let’s surprise her!”</p>
<p>Billy thought that was a good idea.</p>
<p>“Bring your brothers over to my house
late this afternoon,” Mr. Fox said. “I’ll
have the Grouse boys there. And we can
begin to learn to make music at once.”</p>
<p>“Who will teach us?” asked Billy. “Do<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</SPAN></span>
<i>you</i> know how to drum or whistle?”</p>
<p>“Don’t you worry about that!” Mr. Fox
answered. “I can teach you a thing or
two.” And he hurried away to find
Mother Grouse’s sons and tell them the
good news.</p>
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