<h2><SPAN name="II" id="II"></SPAN>II</h2>
<h2>CALLING NAMES</h2>
<p>Billy Woodchuck grew so fast that he
soon looked very much like his father. Of
course, he was still much smaller than
Mr. Woodchuck. But like him, Billy was
quite gray; and he had whiskers, too—though,
to be sure, those were black. His
eyes also were black and large and
bright. When Billy sat up on his hind
legs—as he often did—he appeared for all
the world like a huge squirrel.</p>
<p>In fact, some of Billy’s friends remarked
how like a squirrel he looked. And
one day when Billy was playing near the
edge of the woods a disagreeable young
hedgehog told him that. To tell the truth,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</SPAN></span>
Billy Woodchuck had grown to be the
least bit vain. He loved to gaze upon his
bushy tail; and he spent a good deal of
time stroking his whiskers. He hoped
that the neighbors had noticed them.</p>
<p>Now, other people are always quick to
see when anyone is silly in that way. And
the young hedgehog thought that Billy
Woodchuck needed taking down a peg.
So he said to him:</p>
<p>“Why don’t you join the circus?”</p>
<p>“Circus? What’s that?” Billy asked.</p>
<p>“A circus is a place where they have all
kinds of freaks,” the hedgehog answered
with a sly smile—“giants and dwarfs, and
thin people and fat people.”</p>
<p>“But I’m not a freak,” Billy Woodchuck
replied. “Of course, I’m big for
my age. But I’m not a giant.”</p>
<p>“Yes, you are,” the hedgehog insisted.</p>
<p>“You’re a giant squirrel. You look like<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</SPAN></span>
<i>him</i>”—he pointed to a young fellow
called Frisky Squirrel—“only you’re ever
so much bigger.”</p>
<p>That made Billy Woodchuck very
angry. And he began to chatter and scold.</p>
<p>Wise old Mr. Crow, who sat in a tree
nearby, told him to keep his temper.</p>
<p>“Certainly you are not a squirrel,” he
said. “It is nonsense to say that a ground
hog is the same as a squirrel——”</p>
<p>Billy Woodchuck’s voice broke into a
shrill scream. A <i>ground hog</i>! He was
terribly angry.</p>
<p>“Why, yes!” Mr. Crow said, nodding
his head with a knowing air. “You’re a
marmot, you know.”</p>
<p>“No, I’m not!” Billy cried. “I’m a
woodchuck! That’s what I am. And I’m
going home and tell my mother what horrid
names you’ve been calling me.”</p>
<p>Mr. Crow laughed. He said nothing<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</SPAN></span>
more. But as Billy hurried away he could
hear the young hedgehog calling:</p>
<p>“Ground hog! Marmot! Ground hog!
Marmot!” over and over again.</p>
<p>Billy Woodchuck was surprised to see
how calm his mother was when he told her
those horrid names. He had rather expected
that she would hurry over to the
woods and say a few things to that young
hedgehog, and to old Mr. Crow as well.
But she only said:</p>
<p>“Don’t be silly! Of course you’re a
ground hog. You’re an American marmot,
too. Though our family has been
known in this neighborhood for many
years as the Woodchuck family, you
needn’t be ashamed of either of those
other names. Isn’t ‘ground hog’ every
bit as good a name as ‘hedgehog?’”</p>
<p>Billy Woodchuck began to think it was.
And as for “marmot”—that began to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</SPAN></span>
have quite a fine sound in his ears.</p>
<p>“Why can’t we change our name to
that?” he asked his mother.</p>
<p>But Mrs. Woodchuck shook her head.</p>
<p>“We are plain country people,” she
said. “Woodchuck is the best name for
us.”</p>
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