<h2 id="id00406" style="margin-top: 4em">XV</h2>
<h5 id="id00407">THE ROWDY OF THE WOODS</h5>
<p id="id00408" style="margin-top: 2em">One of the most quarrelsome of all Sandy Chipmunk's neighbors was Rowdy
Red-Squirrel. He was happiest when he was fighting. But perhaps that was
because he had never lost a fight. If Rowdy had had a sound beating,
maybe fighting would not have seemed so pleasant to him.</p>
<p id="id00409">Ever since Rowdy whipped Frisky Squirrel, who (being a gray squirrel) was
bigger than he was, Rowdy bullied every squirrel in the neighborhood—no
matter what color he might be. As for chipmunks, Rowdy Red-Squirrel
boasted that he could whip six chipmunks at a time.</p>
<p id="id00410">"That is, I could if they would stand still," he said. "Of course, if
they ran off in six different directions it might be a hard thing to do."</p>
<p id="id00411">Rowdy was talking to Jasper Jay, who sat in a tree not far away. His
boasting amused Jasper. First Jasper smiled. Then he laughed aloud. And
after that he gave a hoarse shriek, which rang through the woods most
unpleasantly. At least, that was what Rowdy Red-Squirrel thought.</p>
<p id="id00412">"What's the joke?" he asked.</p>
<p id="id00413">"The joke?" Jasper answered. "Why—ha! ha!—<i>you</i> are the joke! I don't
believe you can whip <i>one</i> chipmunk. And when you talk of whipping <i>six</i>,
I can't help laughing."</p>
<p id="id00414">"You wouldn't laugh if I could catch you," Rowdy Red-Squirrel growled.
And if he hadn't known that Jasper Jay would fly away, he would have
jumped into Jasper's tree and chased him.</p>
<p id="id00415">"You mustn't expect me to believe you can whip <i>six</i> until I've seen you
whip <i>one</i>," Jasper went on. "There's Sandy Chipmunk in that beech tree.
Why don't you steal over there and show me whether you can whip him?"</p>
<p id="id00416">"I'll do it!" Rowdy cried. "Not that I find much pleasure in fighting a
single chipmunk—for I can whip <i>one</i> with my hands tied behind me."</p>
<p id="id00417">"Can you?" Jasper Jay asked. "Then let me see you tie your hands."</p>
<p id="id00418">"I can't!" Rowdy Red-Squirrel replied. "Who ever heard of anybody who
could tie his own hands behind him?… <i>You</i> will have to do that for
me," he said.</p>
<p id="id00419">Jasper Jay gave another loud shriek and rocked back and forth on the limb
where he sat.</p>
<p id="id00420">"Another joke!" he gasped—for he was too clever to be caught like that.
He had no idea of going near enough to Rowdy Red-Squirrel to tie his
hands behind his back.</p>
<p id="id00421">"Well, I see I'll have to whip Sandy Chipmunk just as I am," Rowdy
grumbled. "It won't be much fun for me."</p>
<p id="id00422">"I don't believe it will," Jasper Jay agreed.</p>
<p id="id00423">"After I whip him, you'll have to find six more chipmunks for me, if you
want to see me fight them all at once," Rowdy Red-Squirrel told Jasper
Jay.</p>
<p id="id00424">"I'll do it—if you whip Sandy," Jasper promised. And he laughed so hard
that he almost tumbled off the limb.</p>
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