<h3>VII</h3><h3>THE GRUMBLER</h3>
<p>All the farmyard folk agreed that Farmer Green took the best of care of
everybody. Mrs. Pig often told her children that they were lucky to have
so good a home. And not having lived anywhere else, they never imagined
that anything could be finer than their pen.</p>
<p>After the day when he escaped from the pen, however, Grunty Pig began to
complain. He wasn't satisfied with the food that Farmer Green gave him,
he grumbled because there was no good place to wallow in mud, and
especially did he object because there wasn't a tree to rub<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_29" id="Page_29">29</SPAN></span> against.
"The orchard," he often said, "is a much pleasanter place than this pen
is. There are trees enough in the orchard for every member of our family
to rub against—all at the same time."</p>
<p>Somehow, when Grunty talked in that fashion every one of Mrs. Pig's
children began to crowd against the sides of the pen. And even Mrs. Pig
herself felt an annoying tickling along her back. She did wish that
Grunty wouldn't mention such matters.</p>
<p>But nothing Mrs. Pig could say seemed to do any good. He was always
prattling, anyhow. She could no more stop his flow of grunts and squeals
than she could have kept the water in the brook from babbling down the
mountainside to Swift River.</p>
<p>And even more annoying to Mrs. Pig was the way her son Grunty tried to
rub his back against <i>her</i>. She said "Don't!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_30" id="Page_30">30</SPAN></span> to him so often that she
became heartily sick of the word.</p>
<p>What bothered Mrs. Pig most of all was Grunty's behavior whenever Farmer
Green came to the pen. It was mortifying to her to have her son actually
try to <i>scratch his back</i> against her in the presence of a visitor.</p>
<p>"I do hope," said Mrs. Pig to Farmer Green, "I do hope you don't think
that I haven't tried to teach this child better manners." And then, when
all the rest of her family began to squirm and fidget against the sides
of the pen she added with a sigh, "Look at them! Anyone would suppose
they had had no bringing up at all!"</p>
<p>Farmer Green smiled as he leaned over the pen and watched the antics of
Grunty Pig and his brothers and sisters.</p>
<p>"There's something that I can do for<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_31" id="Page_31">31</SPAN></span> your family to make them happier,"
he told Mrs. Pig. "To-morrow—if I can spare the time—I'll make a
change here. A lady who's raising such a fine family as yours deserves
the best there is. She ought to have a home with every modern
improvement."</p>
<p>"There!" Mrs. Pig exclaimed to her children as soon as Farmer Green left
them. "Did you hear what he said? Farmer Green is a kind man. I
shouldn't have blamed him if he had put us into the poorest pen on the
place, after seeing your unmannerly actions. You'll have to behave
better—especially after we have our new improvements."</p>
<p>Well, the next day Farmer Green brought a stout post and set it firmly
in the center of Mrs. Pig's pen.</p>
<p>"That's for you and your family to rub against," he informed Mrs. Pig.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32">32</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Really, he needn't have explained what the improvement was for. No
sooner had he climbed out of the pen than Mrs. Pig and her children
began to put the rubbing post to good use. Grunty was the first of all
to try it. And to his mother's delight, he stopped grumbling at once.
Nor did he ever again disgrace her by scratching his back against her.
Instead, he always walked up to the rubbing post like a little
gentleman. At least, that was what Mrs. Pig said.</p>
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<div class="figcenter"> <SPAN name="image1.jpg" id="image1.jpg" href="images/image1.jpg"> <ANTIMG src="images/image1_th.jpg" width-obs="450" height-obs="679" alt="The Muley Cow Advises Grunty Pig to Go Home." title="" /></SPAN> <p class="center"><span class="caption">The Muley Cow Advises Grunty Pig to Go Home.<br/></span></p>
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