<h2><SPAN name="V" id="V"></SPAN>V</h2><h3>A SAFE PERCH</h3>
<p><span class="smcap">As</span> Turkey Proudfoot faced the six geese
in the farmyard he began to feel that he
had made a great mistake in speaking to
them. Their hisses were far from agreeable.
They were even threatening.</p>
<p>"This will never do," Turkey Proudfoot
muttered to himself. "No doubt I
could whip all six of them; but they'd be
likely to pull some of my tail feathers out.
And I don't want my tail spoiled." For
a moment or two he didn't know what to
do. But suddenly an idea popped into his
head.</p>
<p>"Follow me!" he ordered the geese.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_21" id="p_21"></SPAN></span>
And wheeling about, he marched off across
the farmyard.</p>
<p>The geese waddled after him.</p>
<p>Perched on top of a wagon wheel in
front of the barn, the rooster saw the odd
procession. And he gave voice loudly to
his delight.</p>
<p>"The geese are chasing Turkey Proudfoot!"
he crowed. He called to everybody
to hurry and see the fun. And all
the hens came a-running.</p>
<p>"Nonsense!" said Turkey Proudfoot.
"I ordered the geese to follow me.
They're simply obeying orders." And he
strutted, a little faster than usual, toward
the tree near the farmhouse where he
roosted every night.</p>
<p>"Halt!" he cried to the geese when they
reached the tree. As he spoke, Turkey
Proudfoot flapped himself up and settled
on a low branch. At last he felt safe.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_22" id="p_22"></SPAN></span>
He knew that the geese wouldn't follow
him up there. With their webbed feet
they never roosted in trees.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the hen turkeys had come
a-running too, from the meadow. They
wanted to see what was going on. And
they promptly fell into a loud dispute with
the rooster and the hens.</p>
<p>"He did!" the hens cackled, meaning
that Turkey Proudfoot had run away
from the geese.</p>
<p>"He didn't!" the hen turkeys squalled,
meaning that Turkey Proudfoot hadn't
been chased, but had <i>led</i> the geese across
the farmyard.</p>
<p>The six geese took no part in the quarrel.
They had driven Turkey Proudfoot
into the tree. And knowing that he
wouldn't come down so long as they
waited there, they marched off in single
file toward the duck pond.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_23" id="p_23"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Where are you going?" the rooster
asked them.</p>
<p>The leader of the geese turned her head
at him and hissed. And her five companions
turned their heads at him too, and
hissed likewise.</p>
<p>"I ordered them to go and have a
swim," Turkey Proudfoot cried from his
tree, as soon as the geese were out of hearing.
"I don't want them about the farmyard.
I haven't time to bother with them.
Besides, they're so stupid that I never
could teach them anything. I walked
ahead of them, across the farmyard, to
show them the stylish strut. But they
couldn't learn it. They'll waddle to the
end of their days."</p>
<p>"There!" cried the hen turkeys to the
hens. "You hear what he says. The
geese weren't chasing him. He was trying
to teach them to strut."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_24" id="p_24"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Huh!" exclaimed Henrietta Hen, who
always spoke her mind right out. "Turkey
Proudfoot had better be careful.
Some day those geese will teach him how
to waddle."</p>
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<p class="chapter"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_25" id="p_25"></SPAN></span></p>
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