<h2><SPAN name="ChIV" name="ChIV">CHAPTER IV</SPAN></h2>
<h3>THE IMPOSSIBLE UNCLE ROBERT</h3>
<p>“Robert,” I made remark to myself after I had with
difficulty removed the tweed coat and the tweed trousers and neatly
folded them against ugly wrinkles of to-morrow, “you must
become a sport and not climb down there and tell that other woman
the truth of your lady’s estate and ask her to comfort you
with affection. You were born a daredevil and you must remember
those two Indians and a bear that the Grandmamma Madam Donaldson
murdered for safety for herself and her children. That Mr. G. Slade
is just one bear and he’s not as dangerous to you as if you
wore ‘skirts’ anyway. And, also, if you are brave and
propitiate the wicked Uncle, in just a few months you can travel to
where the lovely lady with the blue flower eyes resides, of whom in
the morning you must get the address of home, and can then make
confession to her and know the joy of having her sisterly embraces
that seem of so much sweetness to you now.</p>
<p>“But suppose it is that she arises in the night and leaves
the train for her home!” I said to myself as I suddenly sat
up in the dark and precipitated my head against the roof of the
sleeping shelf.</p>
<p>“I will call down to her and ask the one simple
question,” I made answer to myself. Then I reached down my
head over the edge of my shelf and called very softly:</p>
<p>“Madam?”</p>
<p>“Yes?” came a soft question in answer and I felt
that she arose and brought her beautiful head which had the odor of
violets in the waves so heavy and black, up very near to mine. I
could feel a comfort from her breath on my cheek.</p>
<p>“I am in fear, Madam, that you should leave the train
before I am awake,” I said in a voice under my breath.
“I do not want that I lose you into this great
America.”</p>
<p>“Oh, I’m not easily lost.”</p>
<p>“I am desolated with loneliness and I must know where it
is that you leave the train, immediately, so that I may
sleep.”</p>
<p>“At Hayesville, Harpeth, you ridiculous boy. Now
don’t disturb me again. Go to sleep.”</p>
<p>As I sank back on my pillow, happy with a great relief, I
thought I heard two laughs in the darkness, one in a tone of silver
from beneath me and one of the sound of a choke from opposite me
where was reposed that Mr. G. Slade of Detroit.</p>
<p>“It is a good chance for you, Robert, that you go to sleep
your first night in America with the sound of a nice laugh from two
persons of kindness towards you, one of whom is to be with you for
a friend in the same—what was it the gray lady with the
pencil and paper called it?—‘tall timbers of Old
Harpeth’ where all is of such strangeness to you.” And
with this remark to myself I fell asleep, “as is,” I
think it was that Mr. G. Slade of Detroit called my state of not
being disrobed further than trousers and coat.</p>
<p>After many months in which came to me cruel pain and a long hard
fight for the honor of my beloved, I cannot but remember that
feeling of gratitude that came over me as I went into sleep on that
narrow shelf under which lay the beauty of that Madam Patricia
Whitworth.</p>
<p>In the eight years that I had become all of life to my father we
had made many travels into distant lands and had seen all of beauty
that the Old World had to offer seekers after it, but nowhere had I
seen the majestic wonder of this, his own land, that I beheld pass
by like a series of great pictures wrought by a master. All of the
morning I could but sit and gaze with eyes that sometimes dimmed
with tears for him as faster and faster I was carried down into his
own land of the Valley of Harpeth, which he had given up for love
of my Mother and from the cruelness of my wicked Uncle who would
not welcome her to his home. When the great Harpeth hills, in their
spring flush from the rosiness of what I afterwards learned was
their honeysuckle and laurel, shot with the iridescent fire of the
pale yellow and green and purple of redbud and dogwood and maple
leaf, all veiled in a creamy mist over their radiance, came into
view, as we arrived nearer and nearer to Hayesville my hand went
forth and grasped closely the hand of Madam Whitworth. That Mr. G.
Slade had left the train before my awakening and I felt relief from
the absence of his eyes and could express to the beautiful lady the
joy that was in my heart.</p>
<p>“And the small homes in the valley, Madam, with the sheep
and cattle and grain and children surrounded, they need never fear
the fire of shell and the roar of the cruel guns. This valley is a
fold in the garment across the breast of the good God Himself and
it has His cherishing. Is it that there will be a home for me in
its peace and for the small Pierre and the old and faithful
Nannette?”</p>
<p>“A home and—and other things, boy—when you ask
for them,” she answered me with a very beautiful look of
affection that while it pleased me greatly also made for me an
unreasonable embarrassment.</p>
<p>“Is it that you think I will obtain the affection of my
Uncle, the General Robert Carruthers, Madam Whitworth?” I
asked of her with a great wistfulness, for I had told her of his
summons to me and she knew already the story of his hardness of
heart against my mother.</p>
<p>“The General is a very difficult person,” she made
answer to me, and I saw that softness of her beautiful mouth become
as steel as she spoke of him. “To a woman he is impossible,
as I have found to my cost, but all men adore him and follow him
madly, so I suppose his attitude towards them is different from his
attitude towards women. My husband and I disagree utterly about the
General. In fact, the old gentleman and I are at daggers’
points just now and I am afraid—afraid that he will make it
difficult for you to be—be friends with me as I—I want
you to be.”</p>
<p>“Neither the General Carruthers nor any man, Madam,
dictates in matters of the heart to the Marquise de—that is,
to Robert Carruthers of Grez and Bye, if that is the way I must so
name myself now,” I answered in the manner of the old Marquis
of Flanders, tinged with the <em>grande dame</em> manner of the
beautiful young Marquise of Grez and Bye whom I had murdered and
left in that room of the great hotel of Ritz-Carlton in New
York.</p>
<p>“It will be delicious to watch his face as you and I
alight from this train together, boy. It will be worth the trouble
of this hurried trip to New York to be introduced to a person who
disappeared suddenly in a tug boat in the open ocean when he should
have landed at the docks with the propriety that would have been
expected of him.” And as she spoke I could see that something
had happened in New York which had brought much irritation to the
beautiful Madam Whitworth.</p>
<p>“It would seem that it is one of the customs of these
great ships to send out passengers from them in those very funny
small tug boats,” I remarked as I leaned forward to catch a
last fleeting glimpse of a lovely girl standing in the doorway of
an ancient farmhouse, giving food to chickens so near the course of
the railroad train that it would seem we should disperse them with
fright. “I wept when I must see my good friend, Capitaine,
the Count de Lasselles, depart from our ship in one of those tug
boats. It was a pain in my breast that he must leave me to go into
the wildness of Canada.”</p>
<p>“Oh, then he went to Canada first?” exclaimed that
Madam Whitworth as she leaned back on her seat as if relieved from
some form of a great anxiety about the departure of that Capitaine,
the Count de Lasselles.</p>
<p>“Is it that you are also a friend of my Capitaine?”
I demanded with a great eagerness of pleasure if it should be
so.</p>
<p>“Oh, no, no, indeed!” exclaimed the beautiful Madam
Whitworth. “I was speaking of my own friend who might have
taken a Canadian line instead of the American. She is so careless
about instructions. Now look; we are beginning to wind down into
the very heart of the Harpeth Valley, and by the time you make very
tidy that mop of hair you have on your head and I powder my nose,
we will be in Hayesville to face the General in all of his glory.
Mind you kiss my hand so he can see you! I want to give him that
sensation in payment of a debt I owe him. Now do go and smooth the
mop if it takes a pint of water to do it. That New York tailor has
turned you out wonderfully, but even those very square English
tweeds do not entirely disguise the French cavalier. You’re a
beautiful boy and the girls in Hayesville will eat you up—if
the General ever lets them get a sight of you—which he
probably won’t. Now go to the mop!”</p>
<p>For many years, since the lonely day just after the death of my
mother, when my father took me into the furthest depths of his sad
heart and told me of his exile from the place in which he had been
born, and about the elder brother who had hated my beautiful
mother, who hated all women, I had spent much time erecting in my
mind a statue that would be the semblance of that wicked and cruel
Uncle. I had taken every disagreeable feature of face and body that
I had beheld in another human, or in a picture, or had read of in
the tales of that remarkable Mr. Dickens, who could so paint in
words a monstrous person to come when the lights are out to haunt
the darkness, and had carefully patched them one upon another so as
to make them into an ideal of an old Uncle of great wickedness. On
that very ship itself I had beheld a man, who came upon the lower
deck from the engine, who had but one eye and a great scar where
that other eye should have been placed. Immediately my image of the
General Robert Carruthers lost one of the wicked eyes I had given
him from out the head of the stepfather who did so cruelly stare at
the poor young David Copperfield, and became a man with only one
eye which still held the malevolence that was hurled at that small
David. And with this squat, crooked, evil image of the General
Robert Carruthers in my heart I alighted from the train into the
City of Hayesville, which is the capital of the great American
State of Harpeth. The black man had swung himself off with my bags
and that of the beautiful Madam Whitworth, who with me was the last
of the passengers to descend from the steps of the car.</p>
<p>“My dear Jeff!” exclaimed my so lovely new friend as
she raised her veil for a very seemly kiss from a tall and quite
broad gentleman with a very wide hat and long mustachios that
dropped far down with want of wax that it is the custom to use for
their elevation in France, as I well know from my father’s
wrathy remarks to his valet if he made a too great use of it upon
his. “And this is General Carruthers’ nephew who came
down on the train with me. My husband, Mr. Carruthers of Grez and
Bye!” with which introduction she confronted me with the
gentleman.</p>
<p>“Glad to know you, young man; glad to know you,” he
answered as he took my hand and gave it an embrace of such vigor
that I almost made outcry. “There’s the General over
there looking for you. Come to see us sometime. Come on,
Patsy!”</p>
<p>“Good-bye, Mr. Carruthers. I’ll see you soon,”
said the beautiful Madam Whitworth as she held out her hand to me.
“Do it now; there comes the General! Quick, kiss my
hand!”</p>
<p>I bent and did as she bade me and as I had promised her to do,
and as I raised myself she slipped away quickly after her husband
with a salutation of great coolness to a person over my shoulder
and a “How do you do, General Carruthers” remark as she
went.</p>
<p>Instantly I turned and faced the materialization of the ogre it
had taken me years to build up into my wicked Uncle. And what did I
see?</p>
<p>My eyes looked straight into eyes of the greatest kindness and
wisdom I had ever before beheld, and it was with difficulty I
restrained myself from flinging myself and my suit of English tweed
straight into the strong arms and burying my head on the broad deep
chest that confronted me as the huge old gentleman, with as perfect
a mop of white hair as is mine of black, rioting over his large
head, towered over me.</p>
<p>“You gallivanting young idiot, where did you pick up that
dimity?” he demanded of me as he laid a large hand with long
strong fingers on my shoulders and gave me a slight shake.
“Don’t tell me it was over Pat Whitworth you had that
ruckus at the Ritz-Carlton day before yesterday!”</p>
<p>“No, Monsieur, it was not,” I answered, looking him
straight in the eyes and feeling as if I was looking into kind eyes
that I had seen close to me forever in the old convent in France,
and as I spoke I could not help it that I raised my arm in its
covering of a man’s tweed and let my woman’s fingers
grasp one of the long fingers on my shoulder and cling to it as I
had done other long fingers just like them that had guided my first
footsteps down the sunny garden paths of the old Chateau de
Grez.</p>
<p>“I’m your Uncle Robert, sonny, and don’t you
ever forget that, sir,” he answered as he gave me another
shake and I could see a longing for the embrace, which I so
desired, in his keen eyes that had softened with a veil of mist in
the last second. “Lord, I’m glad you’re not a
woman! And from now on just stop knowing the creatures
exist—Pat Whitworth and her kind. None of that tea-throwing
in Hayesville, sir! We’ve got work to do to put out a
fire—fire of dishonor and devastation. No time for
tea-fighting here. Come on to my car over there; we’ve no
time to waste.”</p>
<p>“What is it that you say about that throwing of tea which
occurred only the day before yesterday in the City of New York many
hundreds of miles from here? How did that knowledge arrive here, my
Uncle Robert?” I questioned.</p>
<p>“Associated Press, sir. The greatest power in this
America. Associated Press! Full account, you and me, titles and
all, printed in this afternoon’s paper. Any money left of
that thousand?”</p>
<p>“No, my Uncle Robert,” I faltered. “It was
necessary that I spend—”</p>
<p>“Don’t tell me about it. I sent it to you so you
could get as much as possible out of your system. The hussies!
I’ve got work for you to do here. Forget ’em! Hop
in!” And he motioned me into a very large blue touring car
that stood beside the station platform.</p>
<p>“Drive to the Governor’s Mansion and don’t
sprout grass under your wheels,” he commanded the black
chauffeur. “The Governor’s Mansion, private door on
Sixth Street.”</p>
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