<h2>XXI</h2>
<h3>MR. NIGHTHAWK EXPLAINS</h3></div>
<p>Mr. Nighthawk appeared to think it a
great joke on Chirpy Cricket, because
Chirpy had thought he played the fiddle.
He laughed in a most disagreeable fashion.
And he kept repeating that people
who didn’t know a wind instrument when
they heard it couldn’t know much about
music.</p>
<p>As for Chirpy, he didn’t know just what
to say. But at last he managed to stammer
that he hoped he hadn’t offended Mr.
Nighthawk.</p>
<p>“Not at all!” Mr. Nighthawk told him.
“This is the funniest thing I’ve heard for
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a long time. It was worth coming all the
way from the woods to enjoy a laugh over
it.”</p>
<p>Of course it was very rude for Mr.
Nighthawk to speak in such a way. But
he was never polite to any of the smaller
field-people, unless he happened to be
coaxing them to jump, so that he might
grab them when they were in the air. You
may be sure he was as meek as he could
be if he happened to meet Solomon Owl.
But at that moment Solomon was far off
in the hemlock woods. Only a short time
before Mr. Nighthawk had heard his rolling
call in the distance. So he felt quite
safe in bullying so gentle a creature as
Chirpy Cricket.</p>
<p>Thinking that he ought to be polite to
his caller, rude as he was, Chirpy asked
Mr. Nighthawk if he wouldn’t kindly play
something.
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<p>“I don’t care if I do,” said Mr. Nighthawk—meaning
that he <i>did</i> care, and that
he <i>would</i> play something. But it was not
because he wanted to oblige anybody. He
was proud of his booming. And he was
only too glad of a chance to show Chirpy
Cricket how loud he could make it sound.</p>
<p>“Stay right there in that tree, if you
will!” Chirpy said. “I won’t move. I’ll
sit here and listen.”</p>
<p>“Ha, ha!” Mr. Nighthawk laughed. “I
<i>knew</i> you didn’t know anything about
wind instruments. When I make that
booming sound I’m always on the wing.
I’m going to take a flight now. And when
I come back you’ll hear a noise that is a
noise—and not a squeaky chirp.”</p>
<p>Then Mr. Nighthawk left his perch
and climbed up into the sky. And when
he had risen high enough to suit him he
dropped like a stone. It seemed to Chirpy
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Cricket that he had never heard anything
so loud as the <i>boom</i> that broke not far
above his head soon afterward. At the
very moment when it looked as if Mr.
Nighthawk must dash himself to pieces
upon the ground, right where Chirpy
Cricket crouched and trembled, he had
spread his wings and checked his fall. It
was the air, rushing through his wing-feathers
with great force, that made the
queer, hollow sound. That was why Mr.
Nighthawk claimed that he made the
booming on a wind instrument.</p>
<p>“There!” he said, when he had settled
himself in the tree once more. “If you
think you can teach me to perform better,
just try that trick yourself!”</p>
<p>But Chirpy Cricket said that he was
sure Mr. Nighthawk’s performance
couldn’t be bettered by anybody. And he
remarked that the noise reminded him of
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a high wind coming on top of a thunder
storm.</p>
<p>That pleased Mr. Nighthawk.</p>
<p>“It’s the greatest praise I’ve ever had!”
he declared. And before Chirpy Cricket
knew what had happened, Mr. Nighthawk
had flown away.</p>
<p>Chirpy often wondered why he left so
suddenly. The truth was that Mr. Nighthawk
had hurried back to the woods to tell
his wife what Chirpy Cricket had said to
him. And ever afterward he was fond of
repeating Chirpy’s remark, in a boasting
way, until his neighbors were heartily
tired of hearing it.</p>
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