<h2>XIV</h2>
<h3>CHIRPY IS CAREFUL</h3></div>
<p>“Do you live near-by?” Chirpy Cricket
inquired of Mr. Mole Cricket, who had
just invited him to his home to meet his
wife.</p>
<p>“My home is not very far from here,”
his new cousin said. “We’ll go back
through this tunnel I’ve been making.
The other end of it opens into my dwelling,
some distance below the surface of
the garden. Follow me and you’ll have no
trouble finding it.”</p>
<p>But somehow Chirpy Cricket did not
quite like the idea of travelling with the
stranger, cousin though he might be, under
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Farmer Green’s garden. “Not to-day!”
he said politely. “I haven’t had anything
to eat since last night. And I don’t feel
like taking a journey.”</p>
<p>“We’ll snatch a bite on the way to my
house,” Mr. Mole Cricket suggested cheerfully.
“I’ll dig out a few juicy roots for
you. Which kind do you like best—beet,
turnip or carrot?”</p>
<p>“I don’t like any of them,” Chirpy
Cricket confessed.</p>
<p>“You don’t!” his cousin cried, as if he
were astonished to hear that. “What do
you live on, then?”</p>
<p>“Grass!” Chirpy answered.</p>
<p>“I’ve never heard of it,” said Mr. Mole
Cricket. “And I must say you have queer
tastes—even though you are my own
cousin.”</p>
<p>Chirpy Cricket saw that he and Mr.
Mole Cricket were bound to have trouble
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if they saw too much of each other. So
he hinted—in a delicate way—that Mr.
Mole Cricket’s wife must be wondering
where he was.</p>
<p>Thereupon that gentleman started up
hurriedly and made for his tunnel.</p>
<p>“I’ll see you again sometime,” he said
hastily over his shoulder. And in another
instant he was gone.</p>
<p>They never met again. Chirpy Cricket
took great pains never to spend another
day in hiding in Farmer Green’s garden.
He was afraid there might be trouble if
he saw more of his cousin. And he
couldn’t forget those powerful forelegs
and enormous feet of Mr. Mole Cricket!
They looked very dangerous.</p>
<p>The longer Chirpy pondered over his
brief meeting with Mr. Mole Cricket, the
more firmly he made up his mind that he
had been in great danger and that he had
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been lucky to escape alive. Everybody
knew that Grandfather Mole was a terrible-tempered
person when aroused. He
would rush at anybody, big or little. Perhaps
that was because he couldn’t see what
sized person he was attacking. For
Grandfather Mole was blind. But he
never stopped to inquire of anybody
whether he was tall or short, thick or thin.
He just went ahead without asking.</p>
<p>“I’m glad,” thought Chirpy, “that I
didn’t go home with Mr. Mole Cricket.
If his wife’s feet are anything like his
they’d be a fearful pair to quarrel with.
And even if they hadn’t quarrelled with
me, they might have had trouble between
themselves. And if I happened to get in
their way it would certainly have gone
hard with me.”</p>
<p>Harmless Mr. Mole Cricket never knew
what a monster his cousin Chirpy Cricket
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believed him to be. When he reached home
he told his wife that he had met a queer
little cousin who spent much of his time
above ground and lived on grass.</p>
<p>But Mrs. Mole Cricket wouldn’t believe
him. She told him not to be silly. She
even said that there wasn’t any such thing
as grass. And she asked him how anybody
could live on it when there wasn’t
any anywhere.</p>
<p>Naturally, she wouldn’t have talked like
that if she had ever seen much of the
world. But she had spent her whole life
down in the dirt, beneath Farmer Green’s
garden.</p>
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