<h2>XIII</h2>
<h3>A QUESTION OF FEET</h3></div>
<p>“Are you sure you’re a cousin of mine?”
Chirpy Cricket inquired of Mr. Mole
Cricket. “Don’t you think that perhaps
you are mistaken? I’m almost certain
you are.”</p>
<p>“No!” said Mr. Mole Cricket. “I can’t
be wrong. Why do you ask me such a
question?”</p>
<p>“Your forefeet”—Chirpy told him—“your
forefeet are so big! I’ve always
understood that all our family had small
ones.”</p>
<p>Mr. Mole Cricket smiled.</p>
<p>“Don’t let the size of my feet trouble
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you!” he replied. “I couldn’t be a Mole
Cricket if my feet were like yours. You
see, I use my forefeet for digging. And
if they weren’t big and strong I never
could burrow in this garden, nor anywhere
else.”</p>
<p>Still Chirpy Cricket had his doubts.</p>
<p>“I’m inclined to believe,” he continued,
“that you’re related to Grandfather Mole,
and not to me. For your feet are very
much like his.”</p>
<p>“Oh, no!” Mr. Mole Cricket cried.
“And for pity’s sake don’t ever let Grandfather
Mole hear you say that! He’d be
so angry that he’d eat me, as likely as not.
You see, he objects to my name. He says
I have no right to call myself Mr. Mole
Cricket. But that’s the name my family
has always had. And I can’t very well
change it.”</p>
<p>The poor fellow acted so alarmed that
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Chirpy Cricket hastened to promise him
that he would never mention his likeness
to Grandfather Mole again.</p>
<p>“Very well!” said Mr. Mole Cricket.
“That’s kind of you, I’m sure. And now,
if you want to make me quite happy,
there’s one more thing to which you will
agree.”</p>
<p>“What’s that?” Chirpy Cricket asked.
He felt sorry for Mr. Mole Cricket, who
had never known the pleasure of fiddling
with a thousand other musicians under the
stars on a warm summer night. “If there
is anything I can do to make you happy,
just tell me!”</p>
<p>“Then call me ‘Cousin’!” Mr. Mole
Cricket begged him.</p>
<p>Chirpy Cricket cast one glance at Mr.
Mole Cricket’s huge feet. In spite of
everything their owner had told him,
Chirpy still found it difficult to believe
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that Mr. Mole Cricket could be even a very
distant relation.</p>
<p>“I’ll do it!” he said at last. “If it will
make you any happier I’ll call you ‘Cousin’—though
you can’t be any nearer than
a hundred times removed.”</p>
<p>It was easy to see that Mr. Mole Cricket
was delighted.</p>
<p>“Thank you! Thank you!” he exclaimed.
“But permit me to correct you.
I’m your cousin a good many thousand
times removed. But that’s no reason why
we shouldn’t be the best of friends. And
now,” he added, “won’t you come home
with me? I’d like you to meet my wife.”</p>
<p>While thanking him for the invitation,
Chirpy Cricket couldn’t help wondering
whether Mr. Mole Cricket’s wife had as
big feet as her husband.</p>
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