<h2>XII</h2>
<h3>AN UNDERGROUND CHAT</h3></div>
<p>Chirpy Cricket was glad of one thing.
Mr. Mole Cricket <i>talked</i> quite pleasantly,
for all he looked so frightful. When he
dug his way through the dirt in Farmer
Green’s garden and broke into the crack
where Chirpy was hiding he had given
Chirpy a terrible start.</p>
<p>“If you’re a cousin of mine—as you
say—it’s strange that I’ve never happened
to meet you before,” Chirpy told
the newcomer.</p>
<p>“Not at all! Not at all!” Mr. Mole
Cricket said. “I spend all my time underground.
I’ve never been up in the open.”
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<p>“Don’t you go out at night?” Chirpy
asked him.</p>
<p>“Never!” Mr. Mole Cricket declared.
“I’ve lived my whole life in the dirt. And
I like it too well to leave it.”</p>
<p>Chirpy Cricket thought his cousin was
the queerest person he had ever met.</p>
<p>“How do you get anything to eat?” he
inquired.</p>
<p>Mr. Mole Cricket seemed to consider
that an odd question.</p>
<p>“Bless you!” he exclaimed. “There’s
everything to eat in the ground—everything
anybody could possibly want.
Wherever I tunnel I find tender roots.
You know Farmer Green grows fine vegetables
here. Indeed that’s one reason I
live under his garden.”</p>
<p>“If that’s one reason, what’s another?”
Chirpy Cricket asked him. For Chirpy
couldn’t help being curious about this new-found
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cousin of his, who had such strange
ways and who was even stranger to look
upon.</p>
<p>He was obliging enough—was Mr. Mole
Cricket. He was quite willing to answer
any and all questions. It may be that he
was glad of the chance to talk with somebody.
Certainly it seemed to Chirpy
Cricket that his cousin led a very lonely
life. He explained to Chirpy that it was
easy to dig in the garden, because its soil
was loose. The ploughing in the spring,
and the harrowing, as well as the hoeing
that Farmer Green’s hired man did during
the summer, kept the earth in fine condition
for tunnelling. Of course, living
beneath the surface as he did, Mr. Mole
Cricket had no way of knowing why the
garden soil was so nicely stirred up. He
only knew that it was so. And that was
quite enough for him.
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<p>Chirpy Cricket said that it was all very
interesting to hear about. But he knew
that he shouldn’t care to follow Mr. Mole
Cricket’s manner of living. “I love to
fiddle,” he said. “I simply must go
abroad every pleasant night and make
music.”</p>
<p>“But you don’t need to leave the dirt to
fiddle!” Mr. Mole Cricket exclaimed.
“I’m musical too. I often fiddle down in
my house. I don’t know a better way of
passing the time, when a person’s not
digging or eating.”</p>
<p>“Won’t you play for me now?” Chirpy
Cricket asked him.</p>
<p>Mr. Mole Cricket was more than willing
to oblige. He began to fiddle at once. And
the tune he played was as strange as he
was. Chirpy Cricket did not like it at all.
It seemed to him very mournful, a sort
of sad, sad air, as if Mr. Mole Cricket
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were bewailing his dismal life beneath the
garden.</p>
<p>But of course Chirpy was too polite to
tell that to his cousin. And when Mr.
Mole Cricket asked him how he liked the
tune, Chirpy replied that it was very, very
interesting.</p>
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