<h2>VII</h2>
<h3>JOHNNIE GREEN’S GUEST</h3></div>
<p>There were enough night noises before
Chirpy Cricket came to live in the farmyard.
What with Solomon Owl’s hooting,
his cousin Simon Screecher’s quavering
call, and the musical Frog’s family’s concerts
in Cedar Swamp, it was a wonder
that Johnnie Green ever managed to fall
asleep. The Katydids alone were almost
enough to drive anybody frantic—if he
let himself listen to them—with their
everlasting cry of <i>Katy did, Katy did; she
did, she did</i>.</p>
<p>Johnnie Green himself said he wished
the Crickets had gone somewhere else to
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spend the summer. At least, he thought
they might play some other tune besides
<i>cr-r-r-i! cr-r-r-i! cr-r-r-i!</i> over and over
again. If they would only fiddle “Yankee
Doodle” now and then he said he wouldn’t
mind lying awake a while to listen to it.</p>
<p>Perhaps Chirpy Cricket heard what
Johnnie Green said. Maybe he wanted to
punish him. Anyhow, he crept into the
farmhouse one evening and found his way
into Johnnie Green’s chamber, where he
hid in a gaping crack behind the baseboard.
And that very night, as soon as
Johnnie Green put out his light and
jumped into bed, Chirpy Cricket began to
fiddle for him.</p>
<p>Johnnie had been sleepy. But the moment
Chirpy Cricket began fiddling right
there in his room he became wide awake.
He had had no idea how loudly one of the
Cricket family could play his <i>cr-r-r-i!</i>
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<i>cr-r-r-i! cr-r-r-i!</i> indoors. The high, shrill
sound was piercing. It rang in Johnnie’s
ears and drowned the muffled concert of
the fields and swamp which the light
breeze bore through the window.</p>
<p>For a few minutes Johnnie lay still.
And then he sat up in bed. “I’ll have to
get up and find that fellow,” he said. “If
I don’t, he’ll keep me awake.”</p>
<p>The moment he stirred, the fiddling
stopped short. Johnnie was glad of that.
And once more he laid his head upon his
pillow. But in a few moments that
<i>cr-r-r-i! cr-r-r-i!</i> rang out again.</p>
<p>Then Johnnie Green tried several remedies.
He shook the bed. He knocked
over a chair. He caught up a shoe and
threw it toward a corner of the room,
whence the sound seemed to come. And
then he threw the other shoe.</p>
<p>Every time Johnnie Green made a noise
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Chirpy Cricket stopped fiddling. And if
Johnnie had had enough shoes no doubt
he could have kept Chirpy from making
any more music that night. But of course
Johnnie couldn’t have slept any, if he had
done that. Besides, he would have kept
the whole family awake, too. He thought
of that after he had hurled the second
shoe. For his father called up the stairs
and asked him what was the matter.</p>
<p>“There’s an old Cricket in my room!”
Johnnie explained. “He’s keeping me
awake.”</p>
<p>“I should think you were keeping him
awake,” said Farmer Green. “Get up
and look for him if you must.... But
don’t let him bite you!”</p>
<p>“You wouldn’t joke if this old Cricket
was in your room,” Johnnie grumbled.</p>
<p>He did not grumble often. But he had
had a long, hard day, swimming in the
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mill-pond and climbing apple trees. And
he wanted to go to sleep.</p>
<p>Johnnie Green thought it was no time to
crack jokes.</p>
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