<h2>Chapter IV</h2>
<p>“Nao!”</p>
<p>The strong cockney negative was also an exclamation.
It came from Mrs. Courage, the cook-housekeeper,
who stood near the kitchen range making the
coffee for breakfast. She was a woman who looked
her name, born not merely to do battle, but to enjoy
being in the midst of it.</p>
<p>Jane, the waitress, was the next to speak. “Nettie
Duckett, you ought to be ashymed to sye them words,
you that’s been taught to ’ope the best of everyone.”</p>
<p>Jane had fluttered in from the pantry with the covered
dish for the toast. Jane still fluttered at her
work, as she had done for the past thirty years. The
late Mrs. Allerton had liked her about the table because
she was swift, deft, and moved lightly. A thin little
woman, with a profile resembling that of Punch’s
Judy, and a smile of cheerful piety, she yielded to time
only by a process of drying up.</p>
<p>Nettie Duckett was quick in her own defense, but
breathless, too, from girlish laughter. “I can’t ’elp
syin’ what I see, now can I? There she was ’arf
dressed in the little back spare-room. Oh, the commonest
thing! You wouldn’t ’a wanted to sweep ’er
out with a broom.”</p>
<p>“Pretty goin’s on I must sye,” Jane commented.
“’Ope the best of everyone I will, but when you think
that we was all on the top floor––”</p>
<p>“Pretty goin’s off there’ll be, I can tell you that,”
Mrs. Courage declared in her rich, decided bass.
“Just let me ’ave a word with Master Rashleigh. I’ll
tell ’im what ’is ma would ’ave said. She left ’im to
me, she did. ‘Courage,’ she’s told me many a time,
‘that boy’ll be your boy after I’m gone.’ As good as
mykin’ a will, I call it. And now to think that with
us right ’ere in the ’ouse.... Where’s Steptoe? Do
’e know anything about it?”</p>
<p>“Do ’e know anything about what?” The question
came from Steptoe himself, who appeared on the
threshold.</p>
<p>The three women maintained a dramatic silence,
while the old butler-valet looked from one to another.</p>
<p>“Seems as if there was news,” he observed dryly.</p>
<p>“Tell ’im, Nettie,” Mrs. Courage commanded.</p>
<p>Nettie was the young thing of the establishment,
Mrs. Courage’s own niece, brought from England
when the housemaid’s place fell vacant on Bessie’s
unexpected marriage to Walter Wildgoose, Miss Walbrook’s
indoor man. Indeed she had been brought
from England before Bessie’s marriage, of which
Mrs. Courage had had advance information, so that
as soon as Bessie left, Nettie was on the spot to be
smuggled into the Allerton household. Steptoe had
not forgiven this underhand movement on Mrs. Courage’s
part, seeing that in the long-ago both she and
Jane had been his own nominees, and that he considered
the household posts as gifts at his disposal.
“I’ll ’ave to make a clean sweep o’ the lot o’ them,” he
had more than once declared at those gatherings at
which the English butlers and valets of upper Fifth
Avenue discuss their complex of interests. Forty
years in the Allerton family had made him not merely
its major-domo but in certain respects its head. His
tone toward Nettie was that of authority with a note
of disapprobation.</p>
<p>“Speak, girl, and do it without giggling. What
’ave you to tell?”</p>
<p>Though she couldn’t do it without giggling Nettie
repeated the story she had given to her aunt and Jane.
She had gone into the small single back bedroom on
the floor below Mr. Allerton’s, and there was a half-dressed
girl ‘a-puttin’ up of ’er ’air.’ According to
her own statement Nettie had passed away on the spot,
being able, however, to articulate the question, “What
are you a’doin’ of ’ere?” To this the young woman
had replied that Mr. Allerton had brought her in on
the previous evening, telling her to sleep there, and
there she had slept. Nettie’s information could go no
further, but it was considered to go far enough.</p>
<p>“So what do you sye to <i>that</i>?” Mrs. Courage demanded
of Steptoe; “you that’s always so ready to
defend my young lord?”</p>
<p>Steptoe was prepared to stand back to back with
his employer. “I don’t defend ’im. I’m not called on
to defend ’im. It’s Mr. Rashleigh’s ’ouse. Any guest
of ’is must be your guest and mine.”</p>
<p>“And what about Miss Walbrook, ’er that’s to be
missus ’ere in the course of a few weeks?”</p>
<p>Steptoe colored, frostily. “She’s not missus ’ere
yet; and if she ever comes, there’ll be stormy weather
for all of us. New missuses don’t generally get on
with old servants like us—that’s been in the family
for so many years—but when they don’t, it ain’t them
as gets notice.”</p>
<p>A bell rang sharply. Steptoe sprang to attention.</p>
<p>“There’s Mr. Rashleigh now. Don’t you women go
to mykin’ a to-do. There’s lots o’ troubles that ’ud
never ’ave ’appened if women ’ad been able to ’old
their tongues.”</p>
<p>“But I suppose, Steptoe, you don’t deny that there’s
such a thing as right.”</p>
<p>“I don’t deny that there’s such a thing as right,
Mrs. Courage, but I only wonder if you knows more
about it than the rest of us.”</p>
<p>In Allerton’s room Steptoe found the young master
of the house half dressed. Standing before a mirror,
he was brushing his hair. His face and eyes, the
reflection of which Steptoe caught in the glass, were
like those of a man on the edge of going insane.</p>
<p>The old valet entered according to his daily habit
and without betraying the knowledge of anything unusual.
All the same his heart was sinking, as old
hearts sink when beloved young ones are in trouble.
The boy was his darling. He had been with his father
for ten years before the lad was born, and had watched
his growth with a more than paternal devotion. “’E’s
all I ’ave,” he often said to himself, and had been known
to let out the fact in the afore-mentioned group of
English upper servants, a small but exclusive circle
in the multiplex life of New York.</p>
<p>In Steptoe’s opinion Master Rash had never had a
chance. Born many years after his parents had lived
together childlessly, he had come into the world constitutionally
neurasthenic. Steptoe had never known
a boy who needed more to be nursed along and coaxed
along by affection, and now and then by indulgence.
Instead, the system of severity had been applied with
results little short of calamitous. He had been sent
to schools famous for religion and discipline, from
which he reacted in the first weeks of freedom in college,
getting into dire academic scrapes. Further severity
had led to further scrapes, and further scrapes
to something like disgrace, when the war broke out
and a Red Cross job had kept him from going to the
bad. The mother had been a self-willed and selfish
woman, claiming more from her son than she ever gave
him, and never perceiving that his was a nature requiring
a peculiar kind of care. After her death Steptoe
had prayed for a kind, sweet wife to come to the
boy’s rescue, and the answer had been Miss Barbara
Walbrook.</p>
<p>When the engagement was announced, Steptoe had
given up hope. Of Miss Walbrook as a woman he
had nothing to complain. Walter Wildgoose reported
her a noble creature, splendid, generous, magnificent,
only needing a strong hand. She was of the type not
to be served but to be mastered. Rashleigh Allerton
would goad her to frenzy, and she would do the same
by him. She was already doing it. For weeks past
Steptoe could see it plainly enough, and what would
happen after they were married God alone knew.
For himself he saw no future but to hang on after the
wedding as long as the new mistress of the house
would allow him, take his dismissal as an inevitable
thing, and sneak away and die.</p>
<p>It was part of Steptoe’s training not to notice anything
till his attention was called to it. So having said
his “Good-morning, sir,” he went to the closet, took
down the hanger with the coat and waistcoat belonging
to the suit of which he saw that Allerton had put on
the trousers, and waited till the young man was ready
for his ministrations.</p>
<p>Allerton was still brushing his hair, as he said over
his shoulder: “There’s a young woman in the house,
Steptoe. Been here all night.”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir; I know—in the little back spare-room.”</p>
<p>“Who told you?”</p>
<p>“Nettie went in for a pincushion, Mr. Rash, and
the young woman was a-doin’ of ’er ’air.”</p>
<p>“What did Nettie say?”</p>
<p>“It ain’t what Nettie says, sir, if I may myke so bold.
It’s what Mrs. Courage and Jane says.”</p>
<p>“Tell Mrs. Courage and Jane they needn’t be
alarmed. The young woman is—” Steptoe caught
the spasm which contracted the boy’s face—“the young
woman is—my wife.”</p>
<p>“Quite so, sir.”</p>
<p>If Allerton went no further, Steptoe could go no
further; but inwardly he was like a man reprieved at
the last minute, and against all hope, from sentence of
death. “Then it won’t be ’<i>er</i>,” was all he could say to
himself, “’er” being Barbara Walbrook. Whatever
calamity had happened, that calamity at least would be
escaped, which was so much to the good.</p>
<p>His arms trembled so that he could hardly hold up
the waistcoat for Allerton to slip it on. But he didn’t
slip it on. Instead he wheeled round from the mirror,
threw the brushes with a crash to the toilet table, and
cried with a rage all the more raging for being impotent:</p>
<p>“Steptoe, I’ve been every kind of fool.”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir, I expect so.”</p>
<p>“You’ve got to get me out of it, Steptoe. You
must find a way to save me.”</p>
<p>“I’ll do my best, sir.” The joy of cooperation with
the lad almost made up for the anguish at his anguish.
“What ’ud it be—you must excuse me, Mr. Rash—but
what ’ud it be that you’d like me to save you
from?”</p>
<p>Allerton threw out his arms. “From this crazy
marriage. This frightful mix-up. I went right off the
handle yesterday. I was an infernal idiot. And now
I’m in for it. Something’s got to be done, Steptoe,
and I can’t think of any one but you to do it.”</p>
<p>“Quite so, sir. Will you ’ave your wystcoat on now,
sir? You’re ready for it, I see. I’ll think it over,
Mr. Rash, and let you know.”</p>
<p>While first the waistcoat and then the coat were
extended and slipped over the shoulders, Allerton did
his best to put Steptoe in possession of the mad facts
of the previous day. Though the account he gave was
incoherent, the old man understood enough.</p>
<p>“It wasn’t her fault, you must understand,” Allerton
explained further, as Steptoe brushed his hat.
“She didn’t want to. I persuaded her. I wanted to do
something that would wring Miss Walbrook’s heart—and
I’ve done it! Wrung my own, too! What’s to
become of me, Steptoe? Is the best thing I can do to
shoot myself? Think it over. I’m ready to. I’m
not sure that it wouldn’t be a relief to get out of this
rotten life. I’m all on edge. I could jump out of that
window as easily as not. But it wasn’t the girl’s fault.
She’s a poor little waif of a thing. You must look
after her and keep me from seeing her again, but she’s
not bad—only—only—Oh, my God! my God!”</p>
<p>He covered his face with his hands and rocked himself
about, so that Steptoe was obliged to go on brushing
till his master calmed himself.</p>
<p>“Do you think, sir,” he said then, “that this is the
’at to go with this ’ere suit? I think as the brown one
would be a lot chicker—tone in with the sort of fawn
stripe in the blue like, and ketch the note in your tie.”
He added, while diving into the closet in search of the
brown hat and bringing it out, “There’s one thing I
could say right now, Mr. Rash, and I think it might
’elp.”</p>
<p>“What is it?”</p>
<p>“Do you remember the time when you ’urt your leg
’unting down in Long Island?”</p>
<p>“Yes; what about it?”</p>
<p>“You was all for not payin’ it no attention and for
’oppin’ about as if you ’adn’t ’urt it at all. A terr’ble
fuss you myde when the doctor said as you was to
keep still. Anybody ’ud ’ave thought ’e’d bordered a
hamputation. And yet it was keepin’ still what got
you out o’ the trouble, now wasn’t it?”</p>
<p>“Well?”</p>
<p>“Well, now you’re in a worse trouble still it might
do the syme again. I’m a great believer in keepin’ still,
I am.”</p>
<p>Allerton was off again. “How in thunder am I to
keep still when––?”</p>
<p>“I’ll tell you one wye, sir. Don’t talk. Don’t <i>do</i>
nothink. Don’t beat your ’ead against the wall. Be
quiet. Tyke it natural. You’ve done this thing. Well,
you ’aven’t committed a murder. You ’aven’t even
done a wrong to the young lydy to whom you was
engyged. By what I understand she’d jilted you, and
you was free to marry any one you took a mind to.”</p>
<p>“Nominally, perhaps, but––”</p>
<p>“If you’re nominally free, sir, you’re free, by what
I can understand; and if you’ve gone and done a
foolish thing it ain’t no one’s business but your own.”</p>
<p>“Yes, but I can’t stand it!”</p>
<p>“O’ course you can’t stand it, sir, but it’s because
you can’t stand it that I’m arskin’ of you to keep just
as quiet as you can. Mistykes in our life is often like
the twists we’ll give to our bodies. They’ll ache most
awful, but let nyture alone and she’ll tyke care of ’em.
It’s jest so with our mistykes. Let life alone and she’ll
put ’em stryght for us, nine times out o’ ten, better
than we can do it by workin’ up into a wax.”</p>
<p>Calmed to some extent Allerton went off to the club
for breakfast, being unable to face this meal at home.
Steptoe tidied up the room. He was troubled and yet
relieved. It was a desperate case, but he had always
found that in desperate cases desperate remedies were
close at hand.</p>
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