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<h2> A COUNTRY SUNDAY. </h2>
<p>I am always very well pleased with a country Sunday, and think, if keeping
holy the seventh day were only a human institution, it would be the best
method that could have been thought of for the polishing and civilizing of
mankind. It is certain the country people would soon degenerate into a
kind of savages and barbarians, were there not such frequent returns of a
stated time, in which the whole village meet together with their best
faces, and in their cleanliest habits, to converse with one another upon
indifferent subjects, hear their duties explained to them, and join
together in adoration of the Supreme Being. Sunday clears away the rust of
the whole week, not only as it refreshes in their minds the notions of
religion, but as it puts both the sexes upon appearing in their most
agreeable forms, and exerting all such qualities as are apt to give them a
figure in the eye of the village. A country-fellow distinguishes himself
as much in the Church-yard, as a citizen does upon the Change, the whole
parish-politicks being generally discussed in that place either after
sermon or before the bell rings.</p>
<p>My friend Sir Roger, being a good churchman, has beautified the inside of
his church with several texts of his own choosing. He has likewise given a
handsome pulpit-cloth, and railed in the communion-table at his own
expense. He has often told me, that at his coming to his estate he found
his parishioners very irregular; and that in order to make them kneel and
join in their responses, he gave every one of them a hassock and a common
prayer-book: and at the same time employed an itinerant singing-master,
who goes about the country for that purpose, to instruct them rightly in
the tunes of the psalms; upon which they now very much value themselves,
and indeed outdo most of the country churches that I have ever heard.</p>
<p>As Sir Roger is landlord to the whole congregation, he keeps them in very
good order, and will suffer nobody to sleep in it besides himself; for if
by chance he has been surprised into a short nap at sermon, upon
recovering out of it he stands up and looks about him, and if he sees any
body else nodding, either wakes them himself, or sends his servants to
them. Several other of the old Knight's particularities break out upon
these occasions. Sometimes he will be lengthening out a verse in the
singing-psalms, half a minute after the rest of the congregation have done
with it; sometimes, when he is pleased with the matter of his devotion, he
pronounces Amen three or four times to the same prayer; and sometimes
stands up when every body else is upon their knees, to count the
congregation, or see if any of his tenants are missing.</p>
<p>I was yesterday very much surprised to hear my old friend, in the midst of
the service, calling out to one John Mathews to mind what he was about,
and not disturb the congregation. This John Mathews it seems is remarkable
for being an idle fellow, and at that time was kicking his heels for his
diversion. This authority of the Knight, though exerted in that odd manner
which accompanies him in all circumstances of life, has a very good effect
upon the parish, who are not polite enough to see anything ridiculous in
his behaviour; besides that the general good sense and worthiness of his
character makes his friends observe these little singularities as foils
that rather set off than blemish his good qualities.</p>
<p>As soon as the sermon is finished, no body presumes to stir till Sir Roger
is gone out of the church. The Knight walks down from his seat in the
chancel between a double row of his tenants, that stand bowing to him on
each side; and every now and then enquires how such an one's wife, or
mother, or son, or father do, whom he does not see at church; which is
understood as a secret reprimand to the person that is absent.</p>
<p>The chaplain has often told me, that upon a catechising day, when Sir
Roger has been pleased with a boy that answers well, he has ordered a
Bible to be given him next day for his encouragement; and sometimes
accompanies it with a flitch of bacon to his mother. Sir Roger has
likewise added five pounds a year to the clerk's place; and that he may
encourage the young fellows to make themselves perfect in the church
service, has promised upon the death of the present incumbent, who is very
old, to bestow it according to merit.</p>
<p>The fair understanding between Sir Roger and his chaplain, and their
mutual concurrence in doing good, is the more remarkable, because the very
next village is famous for the differences and contentions that rise
between the parson and the 'squire, who live in a perpetual state of war.
The parson is always preaching at the 'squire, and the 'squire to be
revenged on the parson never comes to church. The 'squire has made all his
tenants atheists and tithe-stealers; while the Parson instructs them every
Sunday in the dignity of his order, and insinuates to them in almost every
sermon, that he is a better man than his patron. In short, matters are
come to such an extremity, that the 'squire has not said his prayers
either in publick or private this half year; and that the parson threatens
him, if he does not mend his manners, to pray for him in the face of the
whole congregation.</p>
<p>Feuds of this nature, though too frequent in the country, are very fatal
to the ordinary people; who are so used to be dazzled with riches, that
they pay as much deference to the understanding of a man of an estate, as
of a man of learning; and are very hardly brought to regard any truth, how
important soever it may be, that is preached to them, when they know there
are several men of five hundred a year who do not believe it.</p>
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