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<h2> CHAPTER XLVI </h2>
<h3> STUMPED OUT </h3>
<p>“I think, my dear, that you never should allow mysterious things to be
doing in your parish, and everybody full of curiosity about them, while
the only proper person to explain their meaning is allowed to remain
without any more knowledge than a man locked up in York Castle might have.
In spite of all the weather, and the noise the sea makes, I feel quite
certain that important things, which never have any right to happen in our
parish, are going on here, and you never interfere; which on the part of
the rector, and the magistrate of the neighborhood, to my mind is not a
proper course of action. I am sure that I have not the very smallest
curiosity; I feel very often that I should have asked questions, when it
has become too late to do so, and when anybody else would have put them at
the moment, and not had to be sorry afterward.”</p>
<p>“I understand that feeling,” Dr. Upround answered, looking at his wife for
the third cup of coffee to wind up his breakfast as usual, “and without
hesitation I reply that it naturally arises in superior natures. Janetta,
you have eaten up that bit of broiled hake that I was keeping for your
dear mother!”</p>
<p>“Now really, papa, you are too crafty. You put my mother off with a
wretched generality, because you don't choose to tell her anything; and to
stop me from coming to the rescue, you attack me with a miserable little
personality. I perceive by your face, papa, every trick that rises; and
without hesitation I reply that they naturally arise in inferior natures.”</p>
<p>“Janetta, you never express yourself well.” Mrs. Upround insisted upon
filial respect. “When I say 'well,' I mean—Well, well, well, you
know quite well what I mean, Janetta.”</p>
<p>“To be sure, mamma, I always do. You always mean the very best meaning in
the world; but you are not up to half of papa's tricks yet.”</p>
<p>“This is too bad!” cried the father, with a smile.</p>
<p>“A great deal too bad!” said the mother, with a frown. “I am sure I would
never have asked a word of anything, if I could ever have imagined such
behavior. Go away, Janetta, this very moment; your dear father evidently
wants to tell me something. Now, my dear, you were too sleepy last night;
but your peace of mind requires you to unburden itself at once of all
these very mysterious goings on.”</p>
<p>“Well, perhaps I shall have no peace of mind unless I do,” said the
rector, with a slight sarcasm, which missed her altogether; “only it might
save trouble, my dear, if you would first specify the points which oppress
your—or rather I should say, perhaps, my mind so much.”</p>
<p>“In the first place, then,” began Mrs. Upround, drawing nearer to the
doctor, “who is that highly distinguished stranger who can not get away
from the Thornwick Inn? What made him come to such a place in dreadful
weather; and if he is ill, why not send for Dr. Stirbacks? Dr. Stirbacks
will think it most unkind of you; and after all he did for dear Janetta.
And then, again, what did the milkman from Sewerby mean by the way he
shook his head this morning, about something in the family at Anerley
Farm? And what did that most unaccountable man, who calls himself Mr.
Mordacks—though I don't believe that is his name at all—”</p>
<p>“Yes, it is, my dear; you never should say such things. He is well known
at York, and for miles around; and I entertain very high respect for him.”</p>
<p>“So you may, Dr. Upround. You do that too freely; but Janetta quite agrees
with me about him. A man with a sword, that goes slashing about, and kills
a rat, that was none of his business! A more straightforward creature than
himself, I do believe, though he struts like a soldier with a ramrod. And
what did he mean, in such horrible weather, by dragging you out to take a
deposition in a place even colder than Flamborough itself—that vile
rabbit-warren on the other side of Bempton? Deposition of a man who had
drunk himself to death—and a Methodist too, as you could not help
saying.”</p>
<p>“I said it, I know; and I am ashamed of saying it. I was miserably cold,
and much annoyed about my coat.”</p>
<p>“You never say anything to be ashamed of. It is when you do not say things
that you should rather blame yourself. For instance, I feel no curiosity
whatever, but a kind-hearted interest, in the doings of my neighbors. We
very seldom get any sort of excitement; and when exciting things come all
together, quite within the hearing of our stable bell, to be left to guess
them out, and perhaps be contradicted, destroys one's finest feelings, and
produces downright fidgets.”</p>
<p>“My dear, my dear, you really should endeavor to emancipate yourself from
such small ideas.”</p>
<p>“Large words shall never divert me from my duty. My path of duty is
distinctly traced; and if a thwarting hand withdraws me from it, it must
end in a bilious headache.”</p>
<p>This was a terrible menace to the household, which was always thrown out
of its course for three days when the lady became thus afflicted.</p>
<p>“My first duty is to my wife,” said the rector. “If people come into my
parish with secrets, which come to my knowledge without my desire, and
without official obligation, and the faithful and admirable partner of my
life threatens to be quite unwell—”</p>
<p>“Ill, dear, very ill—is what would happen to me.”</p>
<p>“—then I consider that my duty is to impart to her everything that
can not lead to mischief.”</p>
<p>“How could you have any doubt of it, my dear? And as to the mischief, I am
the proper judge of that.”</p>
<p>Dr. Upround laughed in his quiet inner way; and then, as a matter of form,
he said, “My dear, you must promise most faithfully to keep whatever I
tell you as the very strictest secret.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Upround looked shocked at the mere idea of her ever doing otherwise;
which indeed, as she said, was impossible. Her husband very nearly looked
as if he quite believed her; and then they went into his snug
sitting-room, while the maid took away the breakfast things.</p>
<p>“Now don't keep me waiting,” said the lady.</p>
<p>“Well, then, my dear,” the rector began, after crossing stout legs
stoutly, “you must do your utmost not to interrupt me, and, in short—to
put it courteously—you must try to hold your tongue, and suffer much
astonishment in silence. We have a most distinguished visitor in
Flamborough setting up his staff at the Thornwick Hotel.”</p>
<p>“Lord Nelson! I knew it must be. Janetta is so quick at things.”</p>
<p>“Janetta is too quick at things; and she is utterly crazy about Nelson.
No; it is the famous Sir Duncan Yordas.”</p>
<p>“Sir Duncan Yordas! Why, I never heard of him.”</p>
<p>“You will find that you have heard of him when you come to think, my dear.
Our Harry is full of his wonderful doings. He is one of the foremost men
in India, though perhaps little heard of in this country yet. He belongs
to an ancient Yorkshire family, and is, I believe, the head of it. He came
here looking for his son, but has caught a most terrible chill, instead of
him; and I think we ought to send him some of your rare soup.”</p>
<p>“How sensible you are! It will be the very thing. But first of all, what
character does he bear? They do such things in India.”</p>
<p>“His character is spotless; I might say too romantic. He is a man of
magnificent appearance, large mind, and lots of money.”</p>
<p>“My dear, my dear, he must never stay there. I shudder to think of it,
this weather. A chill is a thing upon the kidneys always. You know my
electuary; and if we bring him round, it is high time for Janetta to begin
to think of settling.”</p>
<p>“My dear!” said Dr. Upround; “well, how suddenly you jump! I must put on
my spectacles to look at you. This gentleman must be getting on for
fifty!”</p>
<p>“Janetta should have a man of some discretion, somebody she would not dare
to snap at. Her expressions are so reckless, that a young man would not
suit her. She ought to have some one to look up to; and you know how she
raves about fame, and celebrity, and that. She really seems to care for
very little else.”</p>
<p>“Then she ought to have fallen in love with Robin Lyth, the most famous
man in all this neighborhood.”</p>
<p>“Dr. Upround, you say things on purpose to provoke me when my remarks are
unanswerable. Robin Lyth indeed! A sailor, a smuggler, a common
working-man! And under that terrible accusation!”</p>
<p>“An objectionable party altogether; not even desirable as a grandson.
Therefore say nothing more of Janetta and Sir Duncan.”</p>
<p>“Sometimes, my dear, the chief object of your existence seems to be to
irritate me. What can poor Robin have to do with Sir Duncan Yordas?”</p>
<p>“Simply this. He is his only son. The proofs were completed, and deposited
with me for safe custody, last night, by that very active man of business,
Geoffrey Mordacks, of York city.”</p>
<p>“Well!” cried Mrs. Upround, with both hands lifted, and a high color
flowing into her unwrinkled cheeks; “from this day forth I shall never
have any confidence in you again. How long—if I may dare to put any
sort of question—have you been getting into all this very secret
knowledge? And why have I never heard a word of it till now? And not even
now, I do believe, through any proper urgency of conscience on your part,
but only because I insisted upon knowing. Oh, Dr. Upround, for shame! for
shame!”</p>
<p>“My dear, you have no one but yourself to blame,” her husband replied,
with a sweet and placid smile. “Three times I have told you things that
were to go no further, and all three of them went twenty miles within
three days. I do not complain of it; far less of you. You may have felt it
quite as much your duty to spread knowledge as I felt it mine to restrict
it. And I never should have let you get all this out of me now, if it had
been at all incumbent upon me to keep it quiet.”</p>
<p>“That means that I have never got it out of you at all. I have taken all
this trouble for nothing.”</p>
<p>“No, my dear, not at all. You have worked well, and have promised not to
say a word about it. You might not have known it for a week at least,
except for my confidence in you.”</p>
<p>“Much of it I thank you for. But don't be cross, my dear, because you have
behaved so atrociously. You have not answered half of my questions yet.”</p>
<p>“Well, there were so many, that I scarcely can remember them. Let me see:
I have told you who the great man is, and the reason that brought him to
Flamborough. Then about the dangerous chill he has taken; it came through
a bitter ride from Scarborough; and if Dr. Stirbacks came, he would
probably make it still more dangerous. At least so Mordacks says; and the
patient is in his hands, and out of mine; so that Stirbacks can not be
aggrieved with us. On the other hand, as to the milkman from Sewerby. I
really do not know why he shook his head. Perhaps he found the big pump
frozen. He is not of my parish, and may shake his head without asking my
permission. Now I think that I have answered nearly all your questions.”</p>
<p>“Not at all; I have not had time to ask them yet, because I feel so much
above them. But if the milkman meant nothing, because of his not belonging
to our parish, the butcher does, and he can have no excuse. He says that
Mr. Mordacks takes all the best meanings of a mutton-sheep every other day
to Burlington.”</p>
<p>“I know he does. And it ought to put us to the blush that a stranger
should have to do so. Mordacks is finding clothes, food, and firing for
all the little creatures poor Carroway left, and even for his widow, who
has got a wandering mind. Without him there would not have been one left.
The poor mother locked in all her little ones, and starved them, to save
them from some quite imaginary foe. The neighbors began to think of
interfering, and might have begun to do it when it was all over. Happily,
Mordacks arrived just in time. His promptitude, skill, and generosity
saved them. Never say a word against that man again.”</p>
<p>“My dear, I will not,” Mrs. Upround answered, with tears coming into her
kindly eyes. “I never heard of anything more pitiful. I had no idea Mr.
Mordacks was so good. He looks more like an evil spirit. I always regarded
him as an evil spirit; and his name sounds like it, and he jumps about so.
But he ought to have gone to the rector of the parish.”</p>
<p>“It is a happy thing that he can jump about. The rector of the parish can
not do so, as you know; and he lives two miles away from them, and had
never even heard of it. People always talk about the rector of a parish as
if he could be everywhere and see to everything. And few of them come near
him in their prosperous times. Have you any other questions to put to me,
my dear?”</p>
<p>“Yes, a quantity of things which I can not think of now. How it was that
little boy—I remember it like yesterday—came ashore here, and
turned out to be Robin Lyth; or at least to be no Robin Lyth at all, but
the son of Sir Duncan Yordas. And what happened to the poor man in Bempton
Warren.”</p>
<p>“The poor man died a most miserable death, but I trust sincerely penitent.
He had led a sad, ungodly life, and he died at last of wooden legs. He was
hunted to his grave, he told us, by these wooden legs; and he recognized
in them Divine retribution, for the sin of his life was committed in
timber. No sooner did any of those legs appear—and the poor fellow
said they were always coming—than his heart began to patter, and his
own legs failed him, and he tried to stop his ears, but his conscience
would not let him.”</p>
<p>“Now there!” cried Mrs. Upround; “what the power of conscience is! He had
stolen choice timber, perhaps ready-made legs.”</p>
<p>“A great deal worse than that, my dear; he had knocked out a knot as large
as my shovel-hat from the side of a ship home bound from India, because he
was going to be tried for mutiny upon their arrival at Leith, it was, I
think. He and his partners had been in irons, but unluckily they were just
released. The weather was magnificent, a lovely summer's night, soft fair
breeze, and every one rejoicing in the certainty of home within a few
short hours. And they found home that night, but it was in a better
world.”</p>
<p>“You have made me creep all over. And you mean to say that a wretch like
that has any hope of heaven! How did he get away himself?”</p>
<p>“Very easily. A little boat was towing at the side. There were only three
men upon deck, through the beauty of the weather, and two of those were
asleep. They bound and gagged the waking one, lashed the wheel, and made
off in the boat wholly unperceived. There was Rickon Goold, the
ringleader, and four others, and they brought away a little boy who was
lying fast asleep, because one of them had been in the service of his
father, and because of the value of his Indian clothes, which his ayah
made him wear now in his little cot for warmth. The scoundrels took good
care that none should get away to tell the tale. They saw the poor
Golconda sink with every soul on board, including the captain's wife and
babies; then they made for land, and in the morning fog were carried by
the tide toward our North Landing. One of them knew the coast as well as
need be; but they durst not land until their story was concocted, and
everything fitted in to suit it. The sight of the rising sun, scattering
the fog, frightened them, as it well might do; and they pulled into the
cave, from which I always said, as you may now remember, Robin must have
come—the cave which already bears his name.</p>
<p>“Here they remained all day, considering a plausible tale to account for
themselves, without making mention of any lost ship, and trying to remove
every trace of identity from the boat they had stolen. They had brought
with them food enough to last three days, and an anker of rum from the
steward's stores; and as they grew weary of their long confinement, they
indulged more freely than wisely in the consumption of that cordial. In a
word, they became so tipsy that they frightened the little helpless boy;
and when they began to fight about his gold buttons, which were claimed by
the fellow who had saved his life, he scrambled from the side of the boat
upon the rock, and got along a narrow ledge, where none of them could
follow him. They tried to coax him back; but he stamped his feet, and
swore at them, being sadly taught bad language by the native servants, I
dare say. Rickon Goold wanted to shoot him, for they had got a gun with
them, and he feared to leave him there. But Sir Duncan's former boatman
would not allow it; and at dark they went away and left him there. And the
poor little fellow, in his dark despair, must have been led by the hand of
the Lord through crannies too narrow for a man to pass. There is a
well-known land passage out of that cave; but he must have crawled out by
a smaller one, unknown even to our fishermen, slanting up the hill, and
having outlet in the thicket near the place where the boats draw up. And
so he was found by Robin Cockscroft in the morning. They had fed the child
with biscuit soaked in rum, which accounts for his heavy sleep and
wonderful exertions, and may have predisposed him for a contraband
career.”</p>
<p>“And perhaps for the very bad language which he used,” said Mrs. Upround,
thoughtfully. “It is an extraordinary tale, my dear. But I suppose there
can be no doubt of it. But such a clever child should have known his own
name. Why did he call himself 'Izunsabe'?”</p>
<p>“That is another link in the certainty of proof. On board that unfortunate
ship, and perhaps even before he left India, he was always called the
'Young Sahib,' and he used, having proud little ways of his own, to shout,
if anybody durst provoke him, 'I'se young Sahib, I'se young Sahib;' which
we rendered into 'Izunsabe.' But his true name is Wilton Bart Yordas, I
believe, and the initials can be made out upon his gold beads, Mr.
Mordacks tells me, among heathen texts.”</p>
<p>“That seems rather shocking to good principles, my dear. I trust that Sir
Duncan is a Christian at least; or he shall never set foot in this house.”</p>
<p>“My dear, I can not tell. How should I know? He may have lapsed, of
course, as a good many of them do, from the heat of the climate, and bad
surroundings. But that happens mostly from their marrying native women.
And this gentleman never has done that, I do believe.”</p>
<p>“They tell me that he is a very handsome man, and of most commanding
aspect—the very thing Janetta likes so much. But what became of
those unhappy sadly tipsy sailors?”</p>
<p>“Well, they managed very cleverly, and made success of tipsiness. As soon
as it was dark that night, and before the child had crawled away, they
pushed out of the cave, and let the flood-tide take them round the Head.
They meant to have landed at Bridlington Quay, with a tale of escape from
a Frenchman; but they found no necessity for going so far. A short-handed
collier was lying in the roads; and the skipper, perceiving that they were
in liquor, thought it a fine chance, and took some trouble to secure them.
They told him that they had been trying to run goods, and were chased by a
revenue boat, and so on. He was only too glad to be enabled to make sail,
and by dawn they were under way for the Thames; and that was the end of
the Golconda.”</p>
<p>“What an awful crime! But you never mean to tell me that the Lord let
those men live and prosper?”</p>
<p>“That subject is beyond our view, my dear. There were five of them, and
Rickon Goold believed himself the last of them. But being very penitent,
he might have exaggerated. He said that one was swallowed by a shark, at
least his head was, and one was hanged for stealing sheep, and one for a
bad sixpence; but the fate of the other (too terrible to tell you) brought
this man down here, to be looking at the place, and to divide his time
between fasting, and drinking, and poaching, and discoursing to the
thoughtless. The women flocked to hear him preach, when the passion was
upon him; and he used to hint at awful sins of his own, which made him
earnest. I hope that he was so, and I do believe it. But the wooden-legged
sailors, old Joe and his son, who seem to have been employed by Mordacks,
took him at his own word for a 'miserable sinner'—which, as they
told their master, no respectable man would call himself—and in the
most business-like manner they set to to remove him to a better world; and
now they have succeeded.”</p>
<p>“Poor man! After all, one must be rather sorry for him. If old Joe came
stumping after me for half an hour, I should have no interest in this life
left.”</p>
<p>“My dear, they stumped after him the whole day long, and at night they
danced a hornpipe outside his hut. He became convinced that the Prince of
Evil was come, in that naval style, to fetch him; and he drank everything
he could lay hands on, to fortify him for the contest. The end, as you
know, was extremely sad for him, but highly satisfactory to them, I fear.
They have signified their resolution to attend his funeral; and Mordacks
has said, with unbecoming levity, that if they never were drunk before—which
seems to me an almost romantic supposition—that night they shall be
drunk, and no mistake.”</p>
<p>“All these things, my dear,” replied Mrs. Upround, who was gifted with a
fine vein of moral reflection, “are not as we might wish if we ordered
them ourselves. But still there is this to be said in their favor, that
they have a large tendency toward righteousness.”</p>
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