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<h2> CHAPTER XLIII </h2>
<h3> A PLEASANT INTERVIEW </h3>
<p>Cumbered as he was of body, and burdened with some cares of mind, the
general factor ploughed his way with his usual resolution. A scowl of dark
vapor came over the headlands, and under-ran the solid snow-clouds with a
scud, like bonfire smoke. The keen wind following the curves of land, and
shaking the fringe of every white-clad bush, piped (like a boy through a
comb) wherever stock or stub divided it. It turned all the coat of the
horse the wrong way, and frizzed up the hair of Mr. Mordacks, which was as
short as a soldier's, and tossed up his heavy riding cape, and got into
him all up the small of his back. Being fond of strong language, he
indulged in much; but none of it warmed him, and the wind whistled over
his shoulders, and whirled the words out of his mouth.</p>
<p>When he came to the dip of the road, where it crosses the Dane's Dike, he
pulled up his horse for a minute, in the shelter of shivering fir-trees.
“What a cursed bleak country! My fish is frozen stiff, and my legs are as
dead as the mutton in the saddle-bags. Geoffrey, you are a fool,” he said.
“Charity is very fine, and business even better; but a good coal fire is
the best of all. But in for a penny of it, in for a pound. Hark! I hear
some fellow-fool equally determined to be frozen. I'll go at once and hail
him; perhaps the sight of him will warm me.”</p>
<p>He turned his horse down a little lane upon the left, where snow lay deep,
with laden bushes overhanging it, and a rill of water bridged with bearded
ice ran dark in the hedge-trough. And here he found a stout lusty man,
with shining red cheeks and keen blue eyes, hacking and hewing in a mighty
maze of brambles.</p>
<p>“My friend, you seem busy. I admire your vast industry,” Mr. Mordacks
exclaimed, as the man looked at him, but ceased not from swinging his long
hedge-hook. “Happy is the land that owns such men.”</p>
<p>“The land dothn't own me; I own the land. I shall be pleased to learn what
your business is upon it.”</p>
<p>Farmer Anerley hated chaff, as a good agriculturist should do. Moreover,
he was vexed by many little griefs to-day, and had not been out long
enough to work them off. He guessed pretty shrewdly that this sworded man
was “Moreducks”—as the leading wags of Flamborough were gradually
calling him—and the sight of a sword upon his farm (unless of an
officer bound to it) was already some disquietude to an English farmer's
heart. That was a trifle; for fools would be fools, and might think it a
grand thing to go about with tools they were never born to the handling
of; but a fellow who was come to take up Robin Lyth's case, and strive to
get him out of his abominable crime, had better go back to the rogue's
highway, instead of coming down the private road to Anerley.</p>
<p>“Upon my word I do believe,” cried Mordacks, with a sprightly joy, “that I
have the pleasure of meeting at last the well-known Captain Anerley! My
dear sir, I can not help commending your prudence in guarding the entrance
to your manor; but not in this employment of a bill-hook. From all that I
hear, it is a Paradise indeed. What a haven in such weather as the
present! Now, Captain Anerley, I entreat you to consider whether it is
wise to take the thorn so from the rose. If I had so sweet a place, I
would plant brambles, briers, blackthorn, furze, crataegus, every kind of
spinous growth, inside my gates, and never let anybody lop them. Captain,
you are too hospitable.”</p>
<p>Farmer Anerley gazed with wonder at this man, who could talk so fast for
the first time of seeing a body. Then feeling as if his hospitality were
challenged, and desiring more leisure for reflection, “You better come
down the lane, sir,” he said.</p>
<p>“Am I to understand that you invite me to your house, or only to the gate
where the dogs come out? Excuse me: I always am a most plain-spoken man.”</p>
<p>“Our dogs never bite nobody but rogues.”</p>
<p>“In that case, Captain Anerley, I may trust their moral estimate. I knew a
farmer once who was a thorough thief in hay; a man who farmed his own
land, and trimmed his own hedges; a thoroughly respectable and solid
agriculturist. But his trusses of hay were always six pounds short, and if
ever anybody brought a sample truss to steelyard, he had got a little dog,
just seven pounds weight, who slipped into the core of it, being just a
good hay-color. He always delivered his hay in the twilight, and when it
swung the beam, he used to say, 'Come, now, I must charge you for
overweight.' Now, captain, have you got such an honest dog as that?”</p>
<p>“I would have claimed him, that I would, if such a clever dog were weighed
to me. But, sir, you have got the better of me. What a man for stories you
be, for sure! Come in to our fire-place.” Farmer Anerley was conquered by
this tale, which he told fifty times every year he lived thereafter, never
failing to finish with, “What rogues they be, up York way!”</p>
<p>Master Mordacks was delighted with this piece of luck on his side. Many
times he had been longing to get in at Anerley, not only from the
reputation of good cheer there, but also from kind curiosity to see the
charming Mary, who was now becoming an important element of business.
Since Robin had given him the slip so sadly—a thing it was
impossible to guard against—the best chance of hearing what became
of him would be to get into the good graces of his sweetheart.</p>
<p>“We have been very sadly for a long time now,” said the farmer, as he
knocked at his own porch door with the handle of his bill-hook. “There
used to be one as was always welcome here; and a pleasure it was to see
him make himself so pleasant, sir. But ever since the Lord took him home
from his family, without a good-by, as a man might say, my wife hath taken
to bar the doors whiles I am away and out of sight.” Stephen Anerley
knocked harder, as he thus explained the need of it; for it grieved him to
have his house shut up.</p>
<p>“Very wise of them all to bar out such weather,” said Mordacks, who read
the farmer's thoughts like print, “Don't relax your rules, sir, until the
weather changes. Ah, that was a very sad thing about the captain. As
gallant an officer, and as single-minded, as ever killed a Frenchman in
the best days of our navy.”</p>
<p>“Single-minded is the very word to give him, sir. I sought about for it
ever since I heard of him coming to an end like that, and doing of his
duty in the thick of it. If I could only get a gentleman to tell me, or an
officer's wife would be better still, what the manners is when a poor lady
gets her husband shot, I'll be blest if I wouldn't go straight and see
her, though they make such a distance betwixt us and the regulars.—Oh,
then, ye've come at last! No thief, no thief.”</p>
<p>“Father,” cried Mary, bravely opening all the door, of which the ruffian
wind made wrong by casting her figure in high relief—and yet a
pardonable wrong—“father, you are quite wise to come home, before
your dear nose is quite cut off.—Oh, I beg your pardon, sir; I never
saw you.”</p>
<p>“My fate in life is to be overlooked,” Mr. Mordacks answered, with a
martial stride; “but not always, young lady, with such exquisite revenge.
What I look at pays fiftyfold for being overlooked.”</p>
<p>“You are an impudent, conceited man,” thought Mary to herself, with gross
injustice; but she only blushed and said, “I beg your pardon, sir.”</p>
<p>“You see, sir,” quoth the farmer, with some severity, tempered, however,
with a smile of pride, “my daughter, Mary Anerley.”</p>
<p>“And I take off my hat,” replied audacious Mordacks, among whose faults
was no false shame, “not only to salute a lady, sir, but also to have a
better look.”</p>
<p>“Well, well,” said the farmer, as Mary ran away; “your city ways are high
polite, no doubt, but my little lass is strange to them. And I like her
better so, than to answer pert with pertness. Now come you in, and warm
your feet a bit. None of us are younger than we used to be.”</p>
<p>This was not Master Anerley's general style of welcoming a guest, but he
hated new-fangled Frenchified manners, as he told his good wife, when he
boasted by-and-by how finely he had put that old coxcomb down. “You never
should have done it,” was all the praise he got. “Mr. Mordacks is a
business man, and business men always must relieve their minds.” For no
sooner now was the general factor introduced to Mistress Anerley than she
perceived clearly that the object of his visit was not to make speeches to
young chits of girls, but to seek the advice of a sensible person, who
ought to have been consulted a hundred times for once that she even had
been allowed to open her mouth fairly. Sitting by the fire, he convinced
her that the whole of the mischief had been caused by sheer neglect of her
opinion. Everything she said was so exactly to the point that he could not
conceive how it should have been so slighted, and she for her part begged
him to stay and partake of their simple dinner.</p>
<p>“Dear madam, it can not be,” he replied; “alas! I must not think of it. My
conscience reproaches me for indulging, as I have done, in what is far
sweeter than even one of your dinners—a most sensible lady's
society. I have a long bitter ride before me, to comfort the fatherless
and the widow. My two legs of mutton will be thawed by this time in the
genial warmth of your stable. I also am thawed, warmed, feasted I may say,
by happy approximation to a mind so bright and congenial. Captain Anerley,
madam, has shown true kindness in allowing me the privilege of exclusive
speech with you. Little did I hope for such a piece of luck this morning.
You have put so many things in a new and brilliant light, that my road
becomes clear before me. Justice must be done; and you feel quite sure
that Robin Lyth committed this atrocious murder because poor Carroway
surprised him so when making clandestine love, at your brother Squire
Popplewell's, to a beautiful young lady who shall be nameless. And deeply
as you grieve for the loss of such a neighbor, the bravest officer of the
British navy, who leaped from a strictly immeasurable height into a French
ship, and scattered all her crew, and has since had a baby about three
months old, as well as innumerable children, you feel that you have reason
to be thankful sometimes that the young man's character has been so
clearly shown, before he contrived to make his way into the bosom of
respectable families in the neighborhood.”</p>
<p>“I never thought it out quite so clear as that, sir; for I feel so sorry
for everybody, and especially those who have brought him up, and those he
has made away with.”</p>
<p>“Quite so, my dear madam; such are your fine feelings, springing from the
goodness of your nature. Pardon my saying that you could have no other,
according to my experience of a most benevolent countenance. Part of my
duty, and in such a case as yours, one of the pleasantest parts of it, is
to study the expression of a truly benevolent—”</p>
<p>“I am not that old, sir, asking of your pardon, to pretend to be
benevolent. All that I lay claim to is to look at things sensible.”</p>
<p>“Certainly, yet with a tincture of high feeling. Now if it should happen
that this poor young man were of very high birth, perhaps the highest in
the county, and the heir to very large landed property, and a title, and
all that sort of nonsense, you would look at him from the very same point
of view?”</p>
<p>“That I would, sir, that I would. So long as he was proclaimed for
hanging. But naturally bound, of course, to be more sorry for him.”</p>
<p>“Yes, from sense of all the good things he must lose. There seems,
however, to be strong ground for believing—as I may tell you, in
confidence, Dr. Upround does—that he had no more to do with it than
you or I, ma'am. At first I concluded as you have done. I am going to see
Mrs. Carroway now. Till then I suspend my judgment.”</p>
<p>“Now that is what nobody should do, Mr. Mordacks. I have tried, but never
found good come of it. To change your mind is two words against yourself;
and you go wrong both ways, before and after.”</p>
<p>“Undoubtedly you do, ma'am. I never thought of that before. But you must
remember that we have not the gift of hitting—I might say of making—the
truth with a flash or a dash, as you ladies have. May I be allowed to come
again?”</p>
<p>“To tell you the truth, sir, I am heartily sorry that you are going away
at all. I could have talked to you all the afternoon; and how seldom I get
the chance now, Lord knows. There is that in your conversation which makes
one feel quite sure of being understood; not so much in what you say, sir—if
you understand my meaning—as in the way you look, quite as if my
meaning was not at all too quick for you. My good husband is of a greater
mind than I am, being nine-and-forty inches round the chest; but his mind
seems somehow to come after mine, the same as the ducks do, going down to
our pond.”</p>
<p>“Mistress Anerley, how thankful you should be! What a picture of conjugal
felicity! But I thought that the drake always led the way?”</p>
<p>“Never upon our farm, sir. When he doth, it is a proof of his being
crossed with wild-ducks. The same as they be round Flamborough.”</p>
<p>“Oh, now I see the truth. How slow I am! It improves their flavor, at the
expense of their behavior. But seriously, madam, you are fit to take the
lead. What a pleasant visit I have had! I must brace myself up for a very
sad one now—a poor lady, with none to walk behind her.”</p>
<p>“Yes, to be sure! It is very fine of me to talk. But if I was left without
my husband, I should only care to walk after him. Please to give her my
kind love, sir; though I have only seen her once. And if there is anything
that we can do—”</p>
<p>“If there is anything that we can do,” said the farmer, coming out of his
corn-chamber, “we won't talk about it, but we'll do it, Mr. Moreducks.”</p>
<p>The factor quietly dispersed this rebuke, by waving his hand at his two
legs of mutton and the cod, which had thawed in the stable. “I knew that I
should be too late,” he said; “her house will be full of such little
things as these, so warm is the feeling of the neighborhood. I guessed as
much, and arranged with my butcher to take them back in that case; and he
said they would eat all the better for the ride. But as for the cod,
perhaps you will accept him. I could never take him back to Flamborough.”</p>
<p>“Ride away, sir, ride away,” said the farmer, who had better not have
measured swords with Mordacks. “I were thinking of sending a cart over
there, so soon as the weather should be opening of the roads up. But the
children might be hankerin' after meat, the worse for all the snow-time.”</p>
<p>“It is almost impossible to imagine such a thing. Universally respected,
suddenly cut off, enormous family with hereditary hunger, all the
neighbors well aware of straitened circumstances, the kindest-hearted
county in Great Britain—sorrow and abundance must have cloyed their
appetites, as at a wealthy man's funeral. What a fool I must have been not
to foresee all that!”</p>
<p>“Better see than foresee,” replied the farmer, who was crusty from
remembering that he had done nothing. “Neighbors likes to wait for
neighbors to go in; same as two cows staring at a new-mown meadow.”</p>
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