<h3>A QUARREL</h3>
<p>Kiddie Katydid and Leaper the Locust
quarreled so loudly that they soon drew a
crowd around them.</p>
<div class="figleft"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus-3.jpg" width-obs="280" height-obs="400" alt="Kiddie Faced Leaper the Locust (Page 90)" title="Kiddie Faced Leaper the Locust (Page 90)" /> <span class="caption">Kiddie Faced Leaper the Locust<br/>(Page 90)</span></div>
<p>"That message for 'Mr. Grasshopper' is
certainly meant for me," Kiddie insisted.
"You know yourself how you have objected
to being called by the name of
'Grasshopper.' Why, only last night you
refused to stop when Freddie Firefly
shouted it after you."</p>
<p>"And you—" cried Leaper the Locust—"you
paid no attention when Chirpy
Cricket went up to you just as the moon
rose this evening and said, 'How-dy do,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[90]</SPAN></span>
Mr. Grasshopper!' right in your ear. You
have no right to open the message. And
I promise you that I shall make trouble
for you if you don't mind your own affairs."</p>
<p>"Well, well—what's all this row about,
anyhow?" asked a strange voice. It was a
newcomer in Pleasant Valley who had
just spoken. He elbowed his way briskly
through the throng until he reached the
center of it, where Kiddie and Leaper the
Locust faced each other angrily. People
noticed that the stranger looked as if he
had travelled a long distance. And he had
a mail-pouch slung over his back. Furthermore,
he was enough like Kiddie and
Leaper to be a cousin of either one of
them.</p>
<p>A person couldn't see his horns, on
account of the hat that he wore.</p>
<p>When this traveller asked about the dis<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[91]</SPAN></span>pute,
everybody hastened to explain the
quarrel to him.</p>
<p>He listened carefully, and when he had
heard the whole story he said:</p>
<p>"This message—do you know where it
is? Do you know who has it now?"</p>
<p>"No!" Leaper the Locust cried, while
Kiddie Katydid echoed the word.</p>
<p>"Ah! I thought not!" said the stranger,
"I thought not, because I have it in this
mail-bag. And now I must confess that
I'm puzzled myself; for I don't know
which one it's intended for." And he
pulled off his hat and began fanning himself
with it.</p>
<p>It was perfectly plain to everyone that
he was sadly perplexed.</p>
<p>Then Leaper the Locust gave a great
shout.</p>
<p>"You're a Short-horn!" he exclaimed.
"It can't be that you would have a mes<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[92]</SPAN></span>sage
for a person with horns like <i>his!</i>" He
pointed a scornful finger at poor Kiddie
Katydid.</p>
<p>One glance at the stranger's head—now
that he had removed his hat—told everybody
that Leaper the Locust was not mistaken.</p>
<p>The stranger's horns <i>were</i> short. There
was no denying that fact.</p>
<p>"I believe you must be the Mr. Grasshopper
I'm looking for," said the stranger.</p>
<p>Then he put his hand inside his mail-pouch
and pulled out a letter.</p>
<p>Leaper the Locust made a sudden jump
for the message. But he was so eager that
he sprang too far. He sailed far over the
stranger's head and landed some distance
away.</p>
<p>"Hullo! He doesn't want it!" said the
stranger. "It must be for <i>you!</i>" And he<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[93]</SPAN></span>
shoved the message into Kiddie Katydid's
willing hands.</p>
<p>Almost immediately Leaper the Locust
jumped back again.</p>
<p>But of course he was too late.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[94]</SPAN></span></p>
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