<h2><SPAN name="XXI" id="XXI"></SPAN>XXI</h2><h3>HOW TO TAKE BAD NEWS</h3>
<p><span class="smcap">For</span> once Bobby Bobolink's heart seemed
to come right up into his mouth. Usually
he never let anything dash his high spirits.
If matters didn't go exactly as they
should with him he would laugh and say
that probably they would be different to-morrow.
And more likely than not he
would burst into the jolliest song he knew.
Singing like that always helped him amazingly,
when a good many people would
have moped and looked glum. But now
the gloomy warning of Jolly Robin's
mournful cousin, the Hermit Thrush,
threw a sudden dread into him.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_102" id="p_102"></SPAN></span>"Why"—he asked the Hermit in a
quavering voice—"why do you think I'm
likely to explode some day when I'm singing?"</p>
<p>"I don't <i>think</i> that. I <i>know</i> it," the
Hermit corrected him. "No bird can
crowd one note upon another the way you
do without running a terrible risk. If you
don't do differently, some fine day your
wife is going to miss you. And when the
neighbors search for you, and find nothing
but a few feathers scattered on the
ground, they'll know what has happened
to you."</p>
<p>Bobby Bobolink actually began to tremble
as the Hermit described the terrible
end that awaited him. He was so alarmed
that all he could say was, "My goodness!"</p>
<p>"I thought I ought to tell you," the
Hermit went on. "I thought maybe you
didn't understand. And now that you've<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_103" id="p_103"></SPAN></span>
a wife and children, too, of course you
ought to take care of yourself. You won't
want any such accident to happen to you."</p>
<p>"No, indeed!" Bobby Bobolink assured
him. "And you must tell me how I can
sing fast—as I always do—and yet do it
safely."</p>
<p>"Ah!" the Hermit exclaimed. "That
can't be done. You must sing more slowly,
as I do. Take plenty of time for every
note. And above all, don't sing very often!"</p>
<p>"Oh! I never could sing that way!"
Bobby Bobolink cried. "I have to sing
joyful songs. And you know you always
sing that kind in quick time."</p>
<p>"Pardon me!" said the Hermit, who
was a most polite person. "I never sing
joyful songs. So you see you are mistaken."</p>
<p>"Well, if you sang the sort I do you'd<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_104" id="p_104"></SPAN></span>
know that they have to be given in a lively
fashion," Bobby told him. "I don't see
how it would be possible to make a song
sound merry if it had to be sung slowly."</p>
<p>The Hermit pondered over that speech.</p>
<p>"There's only one thing for you to do,"
he said at last. "You must select only
mournful songs.... You know you sing
them in slow time."</p>
<p>"Pardon me!" Bobby Bobolink said,
for he was determined to be just as polite
as the Hermit. "I never sing mournful
songs. So you see you are mistaken."</p>
<p>Now, for some reason the Hermit
thought that a rude remark, though it was
quite like one that he had made himself
but a few moments before. He drew himself
up stiffly and said that he didn't care
to talk with Bobby Bobolink any further.
"You know," he added, "we haven't been
introduced."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_105" id="p_105"></SPAN></span>Somehow that amused Bobby. Before
he knew what he was doing he had
laughed aloud. And the moment he
laughed he felt so happy once more that
he couldn't help singing. So he started
right in the middle of a song, where it
was the liveliest. And finding, when he
had finished, that he hadn't exploded, but
felt better for the effort, he never paid any
more heed to the Hermit's solemn warning.</p>
<p>As for the Hermit, he went straight off
to the other side of Cedar Swamp to live.
He claimed that he simply had to have
quiet. And there was no such thing, with
Bobby Bobolink around.</p>
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