<h2><SPAN name="XII" id="XII"></SPAN>XII</h2><h3>MR. CROW IS DISAGREEABLE</h3>
<p><span class="smcap">Although</span> Mr. Red-winged Blackbird
talked about the weather as fast as he
could, his chatter did not prevent Mr.
Crow from interrupting him, because the
old gentleman was determined to be disagreeable
to Bobby Bobolink, and nothing
could stop him.</p>
<p>"Your friend here has been talking
about you," he told Bobby Bobolink with
a wise smile. "He says you have a good
many names."</p>
<p>"Yes!" Bobby told Mr. Crow. "That's
quite true."</p>
<p>Mr. Crow coughed; and he shot a side<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_56" id="p_56"></SPAN></span>long
look at Mr. Red-winged Blackbird.</p>
<p>"It must be pleasant to have so many
fine names," Mr. Crow then added, with
a smirk.</p>
<p>"Oh, very!" Mr. Red-winged Blackbird
answered for his friend.</p>
<p>Mr. Crow turned a snapping eye on him,
and croaked:</p>
<p>"There's at least one name you left out
among the lot you mentioned to me. You
said he was known as the Reed Bird, the
Rice Bird, and the Butter Bird. But
there's one more bird still to be added to
the list."</p>
<p>"Is there?"</p>
<p>"Yes!" Mr. Crow replied. "Maybe I
know more about your chum than you do.
Perhaps you weren't aware that in spite
of all the elegant names you've spoken of,
he's nothing but a Skunk Blackbird after
all!" And with a loud haw-haw Mr. Crow<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_57" id="p_57"></SPAN></span>
rose upon the breeze and flapped into the
woods. That was a favorite trick of his.
After making some specially rude remark
he would hurry away before anybody had
time to think of a retort.</p>
<p>"The idea!" Mr. Red-winged Blackbird
exclaimed to Bobby Bobolink, gazing
after Mr. Crow with an injured air. "He
insulted you!"</p>
<p>To his great surprise Bobby laughed
heartily.</p>
<p>"Mr. Crow is a wise old bird," he said,
"He generally knows what he's talking
about."</p>
<p>"You don't mean to say that he was
telling the truth, do you?" Mr. Red-winged
Blackbird demanded.</p>
<p>"I do!" Bobby Bobolink admitted.</p>
<p>Mr. Red-winged Blackbird edged away
slightly. Skunks, he knew, would rather
eat a bird than not. And he couldn't help<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_58" id="p_58"></SPAN></span>
wondering whether a Skunk Blackbird
might be as dangerous.</p>
<p>"Then some people do call you that!"
he faltered.</p>
<p>"Yes! But I don't care," Bobby Bobolink
answered carelessly. "It's only because
of these clothes I'm wearing at
present—black, you know, with stripes of
white down each side and meeting on my
back."</p>
<p>Mr. Red-winged Blackbird stared at
him.</p>
<p>"Then," he asked, "that's the only way
you're like a Skunk?"</p>
<p>"Certainly!" said Bobby. And he
laughed so merrily that Mr. Red-winged
Blackbird had to believe him.</p>
<p>"I was scared, for a moment," he confessed.
"I was afraid you might take it
into your head to eat me."</p>
<p>Bobby Bobolink seemed to think that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_59" id="p_59"></SPAN></span>
a huge joke. And he sang several humorous
songs before he turned to Mr. Red-winged
Blackbird and said:</p>
<p>"I can tell you one thing. I'd rather be
called a Skunk Blackbird than a Skunk
Crow, any day!"</p>
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