<h2><SPAN name="THE_HILLMAN_AND_THE_HOUSEWIFE" id="THE_HILLMAN_AND_THE_HOUSEWIFE"></SPAN>THE HILLMAN AND THE HOUSEWIFE.</h2>
<p>It is well known that the Good People cannot abide meanness.
They like to be liberally dealt with when they beg or borrow of
the human race; and, on the other hand, to those who come to
them in need, they are invariably generous.</p>
<p>Now there once lived a certain Housewife who had a sharp eye
to her own interests in temporal matters, and gave alms of what
she had no use for, for the good of her soul. One day a Hillman
knocked at her door.</p>
<p>"Can you lend us a saucepan, good Mother?" said he. "There's
a wedding in the hill, and all the pots are in use."</p>
<p>"Is he to have one?" asked the servant lass who had opened
the door.</p>
<p>"Aye, to be sure," answered the Housewife. "One must be
neighbourly."</p>
<p>But when the maid was taking a saucepan from the shelf, she
pinched her arm, and whispered sharply—"Not that, you
slut! Get the old one out of the cupboard. It leaks, and the
Hillmen are so neat, and such nimble workers, that they are
sure to mend it before they send it home. So one obliges the
Good People, and saves sixpence in tinkering. But you'll never
learn to be notable whilst your head is on your shoulders."</p>
<p>Thus reproached, the maid fetched the saucepan, which had
been laid by till the tinker's next visit, and gave it to the
dwarf, who thanked her, and went away.</p>
<p>In due time the saucepan was returned, and, as the Housewife
had foreseen, it was neatly mended and ready for use.</p>
<p>At supper-time the maid filled the pan with milk, and set it
on the fire for the children's supper. But in a few minutes the
milk was so burnt and smoked that no one could touch it, and
even the pigs refused the wash into which it was thrown.</p>
<p>"Ah, good-for-nothing hussy!" cried the Housewife, as she
refilled the pan herself, "you would ruin the richest with your
carelessness. There's a whole quart of good milk wasted at
once!"</p>
<p>"<i>And that's twopence</i>," cried a voice which seemed to
come from the chimney, in a whining tone, like some nattering,
discontented old body going over her grievances.</p>
<p>The Housewife had not left the saucepan for two minutes,
when the milk boiled over, and it was all burnt and smoked as
before.</p>
<p>"The pan must be dirty," muttered the good woman, in great
vexation; "and there are two full quarts of milk as good as
thrown to the dogs."</p>
<p>"<i>And that's fourpence</i>," added the voice in the
chimney.</p>
<p>After a thorough cleaning, the saucepan was once more filled
and set on the fire, but with no better success. The milk was
hopelessly spoilt, and the housewife shed tears of vexation at
the waste, crying, "Never before did such a thing befall me
since I kept house! Three quarts of new milk burnt for one
meal!"</p>
<p>"<i>And that's sixpence</i>," cried the voice from the
chimney. "<i>You didn't save the tinkering after all
Mother!</i>"</p>
<p>With which the Hillman himself came tumbling down the
chimney, and went off laughing through the door.</p>
<p>But thenceforward the saucepan was as good as any other.</p>
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