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<h3>CHAPTER LXI. Lady Monogram Prepares for the Party</h3>
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<br/>When the little conversation took place between Lady Monogram
and Miss Longestaffe, as recorded in the last chapter, Mr Melmotte
was in all his glory, and tickets for the entertainment were very
precious. Gradually their value subsided. Lady Monogram
had paid very dear for hers,—especially as the reception of Mr
Brehgert must be considered. But high prices were then being
paid. A lady offered to take Marie Melmotte into the country
with her for a week; but this was before the elopement. Mr
Cohenlupe was asked out to dinner to meet two peers and a
countess. Lord Alfred received various presents. A
young lady gave a lock of her hair to Lord Nidderdale, although it
was known that he was to marry Marie Melmotte. And Miles
Grendall got back an I.O.U. of considerable nominal value
from Lord Grasslough, who was anxious to accommodate two country
cousins who were in London. Gradually the prices fell;—not
at first from any doubt in Melmotte, but through that customary
reaction which may be expected on such occasions. But at
eight or nine o'clock on the evening of the party the tickets were
worth nothing. The rumour had then spread itself through the
whole town from Pimlico to Marylebone. Men coming home from
clubs had told their wives. Ladies who had been in the park
had heard it. Even the hairdressers had it, and ladies' maids
had been instructed by the footmen and grooms who had been holding
horses and seated on the coach-boxes. It had got into the
air, and had floated round dining-rooms and over toilet-tables.
<br/>I doubt whether Sir Damask would have said a word about it to
his wife as he was dressing for dinner, had he calculated what
might be the result to himself. But he came home open-mouthed, and
made no calculation. "Have you heard what's up, Ju?" he said,
rushing half-dressed into his wife's room.
<br/>"What is up?"
<br/>"Haven't you been out?"
<br/>"I was shopping, and that kind of thing. I don't want to
take that girl into the Park. I've made a mistake in having
her here, but I mean to be seen with her as little as I can."
<br/>"Be good-natured, Ju, whatever you are."
<br/>"Oh, bother! I know what I'm about. What is it you
mean?"
<br/>"They say Melmotte's been found out."
<br/>"Found out!" exclaimed Lady Monogram, stopping her maid in some
arrangement which would not need to be continued in the event of
her not going to the reception. "What do you mean by found
out?"
<br/>"I don't know exactly. There are a dozen stories
told. It's something about that place he bought of old
Longestaffe."
<br/>"Are the Longestaffes mixed up in it? I won't have her
here a day longer if there is anything against them."
<br/>"Don't be an ass, Ju. There's nothing against him except
that the poor old fellow hasn't got a shilling of his money."
<br/>"Then he's ruined,—and there's an end of them."
<br/>"Perhaps he will get it now. Some say that Melmotte has
forged a receipt, others a letter. Some declare that he has
manufactured a whole set of title-deeds. You remember Dolly?"
<br/>"Of course I know Dolly Longestaffe," said Lady Monogram, who
had thought at one time that an alliance with Dolly might be
convenient.
<br/>"They say he has found it all out. There was always
something about Dolly more than fellows gave him credit for.
At any rate, everybody says that Melmotte will be in quod before
long."
<br/>"Not to-night, Damask!"
<br/>"Nobody seems to know. Lupton was saying that the
policemen would wait about in the room like servants till the
Emperor and the Princes had gone away."
<br/>"Is Mr Lupton going?"
<br/>"He was to have been at the dinner, but hadn't made up his mind
whether he'd go or not when I saw him. Nobody seems to be
quite certain whether the Emperor will go. Somebody said that
a Cabinet Council was to be called to know what to do."
<br/>"A Cabinet Council!"
<br/>"Why, you see it's rather an awkward thing, letting the Prince
go to dine with a man who perhaps may have been arrested and taken
to gaol before dinnertime. That's the worst part of it.
Nobody knows."
<br/>Lady Monogram waved her attendant away. She piqued herself
upon having a French maid who could not speak a word of English,
and was therefore quite careless what she said in the woman's
presence. But, of course, everything she did say was repeated
downstairs in some language that had become intelligible to the
servants generally. Lady Monogram sat motionless for some
time, while her husband, retreating to his own domain, finished his
operations. "Damask," she said, when he reappeared, "one
thing is certain;—we can't go."
<br/>"After you've made such a fuss about it!"
<br/>"It is a pity,—having that girl here in the house. You
know, don't you, she's going to marry one of these people?"
<br/>"I heard about her marriage yesterday. But Brehgert isn't
one of Melmotte's set. They tell me that Brehgert isn't a bad
fellow. A vulgar cad, and all that, but nothing wrong about
him."
<br/>"He's a Jew,—and he's seventy years old, and makes up
horribly."
<br/>"What does it matter to you if he's eighty? You are
determined, then, you won't go?"
<br/>But Lady Monogram had by no means determined that she wouldn't
go. She had paid her price, and with that economy which
sticks to a woman always in the midst of her extravagances, she
could not bear to lose the thing that she had bought. She
cared nothing for Melmotte's villainy, as regarded herself.
That he was enriching himself by the daily plunder of the innocent
she had taken for granted since she had first heard of him.
She had but a confused idea of any difference between commerce and
fraud. But it would grieve her greatly to become known as one
of an awkward squad of people who had driven to the door, and
perhaps been admitted to some wretched gathering of wretched
people,—and not, after all, to have met the Emperor and the
Prince. But then, should she hear on the next morning that
the Emperor and the Princes, that the Princesses, and the
Duchesses, with the Ambassadors, Cabinet Ministers, and proper sort
of world generally, had all been there,—that the world, in short,
had ignored Melmotte's villainy,—then would her grief be still
greater. She sat down to dinner with her husband and Miss
Longestaffe, and could not talk freely on the matter. Miss
Longestaffe was still a guest of the Melmottes, although she had
transferred herself to the Monograms for a day or two. And a
horrible idea crossed Lady Monogram's mind. What should she
do with her friend Georgiana if the whole Melmotte establishment
were suddenly broken up? Of course, Madame Melmotte would
refuse to take the girl back if her husband were sent to
gaol. "I suppose you'll go," said Sir Damask as the ladies
left the room.
<br/>"Of course we shall,—in about an hour," said Lady Monogram as
she left the room, looking round at him and rebuking him for his
imprudence.
<br/>"Because, you know—" and then he called her back. "If you
want me I'll stay, of course; but if you don't, I'll go down to the
club."
<br/>"How can I say, yet? You needn't mind the club to-night."
<br/>"All right;—only it's a bore being here alone."
<br/>Then Miss Longestaffe asked what "was up." "Is there any
doubt about our going to-night?"
<br/>"I can't say. I'm so harassed that I don't know what I'm
about. There seems to be a report that the Emperor won't be
there."
<br/>"Impossible!"
<br/>"It's all very well to say impossible, my dear," said Lady
Monogram; "but still that's what people are saying. You see
Mr Melmotte is a very great man, but perhaps—something else has
turned up, so that he may be thrown over. Things of that kind
do happen. You had better finish dressing. I
shall. But I shan't make sure of going till I hear that the
Emperor is there." Then she descended to her husband, whom
she found forlornly consoling himself with a cigar. "Damask,"
she said, "you must find out."
<br/>"Find out what?"
<br/>"Whether the Prince and the Emperor are there."
<br/>"Send John to ask," suggested the husband.
<br/>"He would be sure to make a blunder about it. If you'd go
yourself you'd learn the truth in a minute. Have a cab,—just
go into the hall and you'll soon know how it all is;—I'd do it in
a minute if I were you." Sir Damask was the most good-natured
man in the world, but he did not like the job. "What can be
the objection?" asked his wife.
<br/>"Go to a man's house and find out whether a man's guests are
come before you go yourself! I don't just see it, Ju."
<br/>"Guests! What nonsense! The Emperor and all the
Royal Family! As if it were like any other party. Such
a thing, probably, never happened before, and never will happen
again. If you don't go, Damask, I must; and I will."
Sir Damask, after groaning and smoking for half a minute, said that
he would go. He made many remonstrances. It was a
confounded bore. He hated emperors and he hated
princes. He hated the whole box and dice of that sort of
thing! He "wished to goodness" that he had dined at his club
and sent word up home that the affair was to be off. But at
last he submitted and allowed his wife to leave the room with the
intention of sending for a cab. The cab was sent for and
announced, but Sir Damask would not stir till he had finished his
big cigar.
<br/>It was past ten when he left his own house. On arriving in
Grosvenor Square he could at once see that the party was going
on. The house was illuminated. There was a concourse of
servants round the door, and half the square was already blocked up
with carriages.
<br/>It was not without delay that he got to the door, and when there
he saw the royal liveries. There was no doubt about the
party. The Emperor and the Princes and the Princesses were
all there. As far as Sir Damask could then perceive, the
dinner had been quite a success. But again there was a delay
in getting away, and it was nearly eleven before he could reach
home. "It's all right," said he to his wife. "They're
there, safe enough."
<br/>"You are sure that the Emperor is there."
<br/>"As sure as a man can be without having seen him."
<br/>Miss Longestaffe was present at this moment, and could not but
resent what appeared to be a most unseemly slur cast upon her
friends. "I don't understand it at all," she said. "Of
course the Emperor is there. Everybody has known for the last
month that he was coming. What is the meaning of it, Julia?"
<br/>"My dear, you must allow me to manage my own little affairs my
own way. I dare say I am absurd. But I have my
reason. Now, Damask, if the carriage is there we had better
start." The carriage was there, and they did start, and with
a delay which seemed unprecedented, even to Lady Monogram, who was
accustomed to these things, they reached the door. There was
a great crush in the hall, and people were coming downstairs.
But at last they made their way into the room above, and found that
the Emperor of China and all the Royalties had been there,—but had
taken their departure.
<br/>Sir Damask put the ladies into the carriage and went at once to
his club.
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