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<p class="center pfirst"><em class="italics medium">TUCK-ME-IN TALES</em></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="small">(Trademark Registered)</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="x-large">THE TALE OF
<br/>REDDY WOODPECKER</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">BY
<br/>ARTHUR SCOTT BAILEY</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="small">Author of
<br/>"SLEEPY-TIME TALES"
<br/>(Trademark Registered)
<br/>and
<br/>"SLUMBER-TOWN TALES"
<br/>(Trademark Registered)</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">ILLUSTRATED BY
<br/>HARRY L. SMITH</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">NEW YORK
<br/>GROSSET & DUNLAP
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<p class="center pnext"><span class="small">Made in the United States of America</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="small">COPYRIGHT, 1922, BY
<br/>GROSSET & DUNLAP</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">CONTENTS</span></p>
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<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">CHAPTER</span></p>
<p class="noindent pnext"><span>I </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#mrs-robin-s-news">Mrs. Robin's News</SPAN><span>
<br/>II </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#getting-acquainted">Getting Acquainted</SPAN><span>
<br/>III </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#morning-tattoos">Morning Tattoos</SPAN><span>
<br/>IV </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-high-hole">The High-Hole</SPAN><span>
<br/>V </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#too-much-cousin">Too Much Cousin</SPAN><span>
<br/>VI </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#mr-flicker-s-plans">Mr. Flicker's Plans</SPAN><span>
<br/>VII </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-two-neighbors">The Two Neighbors</SPAN><span>
<br/>VIII </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#an-early-call">An Early Call</SPAN><span>
<br/>IX </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#mrs-robin-worries">Mrs. Robin Worries</SPAN><span>
<br/>X </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#obeying-orders">Obeying Orders</SPAN><span>
<br/>XI </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-very-short-fight">A Very Short Fight</SPAN><span>
<br/>XII </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#jolly-robin-s-helper">Jolly Robin's Helper</SPAN><span>
<br/>XIII </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-carpenter">The Carpenter</SPAN><span>
<br/>XIV </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#mr-crow-s-questions">Mr. Crow's Questions</SPAN><span>
<br/>XV </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-redcaps">The Redcaps</SPAN><span>
<br/>XVI </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-sly-trick">A Sly Trick</SPAN><span>
<br/>XVII </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-hunting-party">A Hunting Party</SPAN><span>
<br/>XVIII </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-big-appetite">A Big Appetite</SPAN><span>
<br/>XIX </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#who-was-greedy">Who Was Greedy?</SPAN><span>
<br/>XX </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#catching-flies">Catching Flies</SPAN><span>
<br/>XXI </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-odd-mr-frog">The Odd Mr. Frog</SPAN><span>
<br/>XXII </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#dodging-danger">Dodging Danger</SPAN><span>
<br/>XXIII </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#beechnuts">Beechnuts</SPAN><span>
<br/>XXIV </span><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-winter-s-store">The Winter's Store</SPAN></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="mrs-robin-s-news"><span class="bold x-large">THE TALE OF
<br/>REDDY WOODPECKER</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">I</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">MRS. ROBIN'S NEWS</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>If you had been in Farmer Green's
door-yard on a certain day in May you would
have heard an unusual twittering and
chirping and squawking.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now, there was a reason for all this
chatter. Jolly Robin's wife had seen a
handsome stranger in the orchard. And
she had hurried away to spread the news
among her friends.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He's a dashing person, very elegantly
dressed," Mrs. Robin told everybody.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>That remark did not seem to please the
good lady's husband. For Jolly Robin
turned up his nose—or his bill—slightly,
and he said to his wife, "The question is:
What are his manners like?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mrs. Robin admitted that the stranger's
manners were not all that one might wish.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He was somewhat noisy," she explained.
"And I fear he may be quarrelsome.
But his clothes certainly were
beautiful."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Jasper Jay, who was something of a
dandy, wanted to know exactly what the
stranger wore. He said he doubted that
the newcomer was as fashionable as
Mrs. Robin supposed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't tell you much about his suit,"
Mrs. Robin went on, "except that it was
new and stylish. What I noticed specially
was his cap. It was a big one and it was
a brilliant red."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Jasper Jay sniffed when he heard that.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"They're not wearing red caps this
season," he declared. He flew off then, to
find his cousin Mr. Crow and tell him the
news. For he hoped that Mr. Crow would
give the stranger a disagreeable greeting.
Jasper Jay did not like other birds to be
more gayly dressed than he.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>While all the feathered folk in the
neighborhood were wondering who the
stranger could be old Mr. Crow came
winging over from the edge of the woods.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Where is he?" he squalled. "Let me
have one look at this new arrival! I think
I know who he is."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A little later Mr. Crow had his look,
over in the orchard. Then he came back
and alighted in the tall grass behind the
farmhouse.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He's a Red-headed Woodpecker," Mr. Crow
announced with a wise tilt of his
own head. "There hasn't been one of his
kind in Pleasant Valley for years and
years.... It's a pity," he added, "that
this one has stopped here."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The old gentleman's words threw little
Mrs. Chippy into a flutter.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Is he a dangerous person?" she quavered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I believe so," said Mr. Crow darkly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Does he eat eggs?" Mrs. Chippy
faltered. "And nestlings?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>For a moment or two old Mr. Crow
couldn't make up his mind whether he
ought to get angry or not. Eating eggs
and young birds was a subject he liked to
avoid. He was aware that his neighbors
knew he was a rascal. But he was a
quick-witted old fellow. Suddenly he saw how
the presence of this stranger might help him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes!" he told Mrs. Chippy. "This
Woodpecker family all eat eggs and
nestlings. And if you people miss any of
your treasures, later, you'll know who
took them."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At that little Mr. Chippy nodded his
chestnut-crowned head.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"If it isn't you," he remarked to
Mr. Crow, "then it will be the stranger."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not at all! Not at all!" the old
gentleman squawked. "You'll be safe in
thinking the newcomer guilty." Then he
turned his back on Mr. Chippy, as if that
small, shrinking chap weren't worth
noticing. And favoring Mrs. Chippy
with what he thought was a pleasant
smile, Mr. Crow said to her, "You mustn't
let this Red-head know where your nest
is. No doubt you have eggs in it already."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, I have!" she twittered proudly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I certainly hope Red-head won't steal
them," said Mr. Crow. "It would be a
shame if you lost your beautiful eggs....
Where is your nest, Mrs. Chippy?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't tell him!" peeped Mr. Chippy
to his wife. "He wants to eat our eggs
himself."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As for Mr. Crow, he gave a hoarse cry
of rage, before he flapped himself away.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="getting-acquainted"><span class="bold large">II</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">GETTING ACQUAINTED</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>"I don't believe—" said Mrs. Jolly Robin
after old Mr. Crow had flown off in a rage—"I
don't believe this Mr. Woodpecker
can be such a bad person as Mr. Crow
thinks. He certainly wears very stylish
clothes and a very handsome red cap."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Clothes—" said little Mr. Chippy
severely—"clothes don't tell whether their
wearer has a taste for eggs. Now, I wear
a red cap. To be sure, it isn't as bright,
perhaps, nor as big, as Mr. Woodpecker's.
But it's a red cap, all the same. And
everybody knows that </span><em class="italics">I</em><span> don't eat eggs.
Everybody knows I'm no nest robber."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You don't look like one!" cried a
strange voice which made everybody
jump. It was the newcomer, Mr. Woodpecker,
himself! Unnoticed he had flown
up. And now he perched on a limb nearby.
"You don't look any more like a nest
robber than I do," he told Mr. Chippy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The whole company stared at him; and
then stared at little Mr. Chippy. There
was a vast difference between them.
Mr. Chippy was a tiny, meek person, while
Mr. Woodpecker was as bold as brass.
Mr. Chippy was modestly dressed; and
his cap, though it was reddish, was of a
dull hue. But the newcomer wore a flashy
suit of dark steel blue and white; and his
cap was both very big and very red.
Mr. Chippy was a shy body who said little;
and when he did speak it was usually only
to utter a faint </span><em class="italics">chip, chip, chip, chip</em><span>.
But Mr. Woodpecker was very talkative.
When he spoke you didn't have to strain
your ears to hear what he said.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Woodpecker gave a quick glance
all about and cried, "How-dy do!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Good morning, Mr. Woodpecker!"
the birds greeted him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't call me 'Mister!'" he said.
"My name is Reddy—Reddy
Woodpecker." Then he turned to little,
shrinking Mr. Chippy and his wife. "I can see
that you're worried about your eggs," he
remarked. "I suppose your nest is
hidden not far away."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. and Mrs. Chippy looked most
uncomfortable. They didn't quite dare
speak to such a grand person as Reddy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Where's your nest?" Reddy asked
them bluntly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Chip, chip, chip, chip!</em><span>" said Mr. Chippy.
"</span><em class="italics">Chip, chip, chip, chip!</em><span>" said
his wife.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What sort of answer is that to a civil
question?" Reddy Woodpecker blustered.
"Here I've just made your acquaintance.
And I've asked you to call me by my first
name. And you won't even tell me where
you live!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. and Mrs. Chippy didn't know what
to say. It was lucky for them that
Mr. Catbird came to their rescue.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't bully these good people!" Mr. Catbird
cried, as he settled himself right
in front of Reddy Woodpecker. "If you
had heard what old Mr. Crow said about
you, just before you arrived, you'd
understand why Mr. and Mrs. Chippy don't
care to tell you where their nest is."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy glared at Mr. Catbird.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Old Mr. Crow? Who's he?" Reddy
demanded. "I haven't made his
acquaintance. I'm sure he can't know
anything about me."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ah! Perhaps not!" Mr. Catbird
answered. "But he knows what sort of
family yours is. He has met others like you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy sniffed. "I never saw a Crow
that wasn't a rascally blackguard," he
snapped. "There never was a Crow that
wasn't a nest robber."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Chip, chip, chip, chip!</em><span>" Mr. Chippy
interrupted.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What's he saying?" Reddy Woodpecker
asked Mr. Catbird.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He says he agrees with you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then he has more sense than I
thought," Reddy observed. "And if
Mr. Crow spoke ill of me I hope Mr. Chippy
has enough sense not to believe him."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Chip, chip, chip, chip!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What's he saying now?" Reddy
Woodpecker demanded of Mr. Catbird.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He says he agrees with Mr. Crow,"
Mr. Catbird explained very pleasantly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then he hasn't any sense at all!" cried
Reddy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The whole company couldn't help
giggling when he said that. And Reddy
Woodpecker promptly lost his temper.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I've planned to spend the summer
here," he said. "It's too late now to move
on. But I can understand at last why
none of my family has visited this
neighborhood for many years. It's a pleasant
enough place. But the neighbors aren't
my sort at all."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Chip, chip, chip, chip!</em><span>" piped Mr. Chippy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He says he agrees with you," Mr. Catbird
told Reddy Woodpecker. And then
he added, "Meaow!" And he gave himself
a jerk and spread his tail, all of which
told Reddy Woodpecker plainly that
Mr. Catbird had a very poor opinion of him.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="morning-tattoos"><span class="bold large">III</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">MORNING TATTOOS</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>In the spring Reddy Woodpecker liked to drum.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He never felt that a pleasant day was
rightly begun unless he played a tattoo
early in the morning. So upon his
arrival in Pleasant Valley he began
promptly to look about for a good drumming place.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It wasn't long before he discovered a
strip of tin nailed upon the roof of
Farmer Green's barn.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ah!" cried Reddy the moment he
spied this treasure. "Just what I need!" And
settling himself down upon it he
hammered out a long, rolling tattoo with
his strong bill.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It mattered not to him that Farmer
Green's family was sound asleep. He
didn't care whether he disturbed anybody.
He liked to hear his own drumming; and
he intended to drum.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"This is the finest drumming place I've
ever had!" Reddy Woodpecker cried
aloud. "I don't care if the neighbors are
disagreeable to me. I'm glad I came here
to spend the summer."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So he made good use of that bit of tin
with which Farmer Green had mended
the roof of the barn. Each morning (if
it wasn't raining) he flew to the barn to
beat his tattoo. And he began to speak of
"My tin," and "My roof"—and even of
"My barn!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then, one morning, Reddy was a bit
lazy. He was late about his morning
drumming. And before he had left the
orchard where he had decided to live he
heard a sound that gave him a great start.
From the direction of the barn came a
rolling beat which filled him with dismay.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Who's that drumming?" he
exclaimed. "It can't be myself, because
I'm here in the orchard." Then all at
once he became terribly angry. "It's
somebody else!" he muttered. "Somebody
has stolen my drumming place—my
piece of tin—my roof—my barn!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He flung himself off the old, dead apple
tree where he had been looking for grubs
for his breakfast and flew straight
towards the rolling sound which still beat
upon the air.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was just as he had feared. A stranger
sat upon the strip of tin pounding away
with his bill as if it were his duty to waken
everybody in Pleasant Valley. He wasn't
as handsomely dressed as Reddy Woodpecker.
He wore a brown and gray and
black suit, with a patch of white low down
upon his back and a splash of red on the
back of his head. From each side of his
bill reached a black mustache. This
mustache gave the strange drummer a
brigandish air which made Reddy
Woodpecker think twice before he spoke to him.
But Reddy was so angry that he just had
to say something.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hop away from there!" he cried.</span></p>
<p class="pnext" id="id1"><span>The stranger stopped drumming and
looked up with a smile. He said only one
word. It was "Why?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Because," said Reddy Woodpecker,
"that bit of tin belongs to me."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Does it?" asked the other. "I thought
it belonged to Farmer Green."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker noticed that the
stranger was bigger than he was. And
that fact, as well as the fierce mustache,
made him hesitate again. He wanted to
call the stranger a name. But he didn't
quite dare.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then the stranger spoke again. He
spoke very agreeably, too.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What use do you make of this tin?"
he inquired.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I drum on it," Reddy replied.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh!" said the gentleman with the
mustache. "Why didn't you say so
before?" And he bowed and scraped in
a most polite fashion. "I resign!" he
cried. In another moment he was gone.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker hastened to beat
his morning tattoo upon the tin. And
while he was drumming he noticed a Barn
Swallow watching him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Who was that chap that just left?" he asked.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't you know him?" Mr. Barn
Swallow exclaimed. "That's Mr. Flicker."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Huh!" Reddy Woodpecker grunted.
"I don't think much of his drumming."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You ought to," remarked Mr. Barn Swallow.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why?" Reddy inquired.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Because he's a distant cousin of
yours," Mr. Barn Swallow explained.
"He belongs to the Woodpecker family."</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="the-high-hole"><span class="bold large">IV</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">THE HIGH-HOLE</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>Reddy Woodpecker lost no time in
making friends with his cousin Mr. Flicker.
Reddy knew well enough that most of the
birds in the neighborhood wished he
hadn't come there to live. So he thought
it wise to be pleasant and polite to
Mr. Flicker. There was no knowing when he
might need one friend among so many
enemies. He even let Mr. Flicker drum
upon the strip of tin upon the roof of the
barn. But secretly Reddy thought him
a queer chap.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There's one thing that's very odd
about you," Reddy said to Mr. Flicker
one day. "If you're a Woodpecker, why
don't you peck wood? I've noticed that
you spend most of your time on the
ground—when you're not drumming
upon my tin."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Flicker laughed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh!" he said lightly, "we Flickers
have found an easier way to get a living
than by drilling wood with our bills to
find grubs. We eat ants," he explained.
"And that's why you see me on the
ground so much, because that's where the
ants live." At the moment Mr. Flicker
was on the ground, while Reddy clung to
the trunk of a tree near him. And just to
prove the truth of his statement
Mr. Flicker made a quick jab into the turf
with his bill. He pulled his bill out at
once, giving Reddy Woodpecker a glimpse
of an ant before he swallowed it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker stared at him in
amazement. "Where's your home?" he
asked Mr. Flicker. "Is your home on the
ground?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Bless you, no!" cried Mr. Flicker.
"I'm no ground bird. My wife and I
have a fine hole in an old apple tree in
the orchard."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker had to approve of
that, anyhow. So he nodded his red-capped head.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You're sensible in one way, at least,"
he remarked. "That's the way to live, if
only you build high enough, out of harm's way."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Flicker grinned at him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's plain that you don't know we
Flickers are sometimes called High-holes,"
he said, "because of the way we nest."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ah! So you have two names, eh?"
Reddy Woodpecker exclaimed, as he
speared a grub with his tongue and drew
it out from under a bit of bark. "I
should think you'd find that confusing.
I should think you'd forget who you were,
sometimes."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! It's easy when you get used to
it," Mr. Flicker replied. He paused to
capture another ant. And then he added,
"I have more than just two names. I
have one hundred and twenty-four in all."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"My goodness!" cried Reddy. He was
so astonished that he missed a stab at a
fine grub that was right under his nose.
"My goodness! Has your wife as many
names as that?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes!" said Mr. Flicker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"And your children?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Flicker nodded.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Sakes alive!" Reddy exclaimed.
"How do you ever feed them all?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Flicker gave a long, rolling, curious laugh.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We feed the children under only one
name," he explained, "although I must
confess it sometimes seems to me that
each of them eats enough for one
hundred and twenty-four youngsters."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I know how that is," said Reddy
Woodpecker. "My home is in a tree in
the orchard, too. And I'm raising a
family of four myself."</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="too-much-cousin"><span class="bold large">V</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">TOO MUCH COUSIN</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>Reddy Woodpecker wished that he hadn't
been so pleasant to his cousin
Mr. Flicker. It was all well enough for
Mr. Flicker to drum upon Reddy's bit of tin
on the roof of the barn so long as he
drummed late in the morning. But when
he drummed early, as he sometimes did, it
usually happened that Reddy had to wait
before he could begin his own morning
tattoo.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>And Reddy Woodpecker didn't like
that at all. In fact it seemed to him that
Mr. Flicker had quite forgotten his
manners. For if he happened to reach the
barn first he never stopped drumming
until he had all but drummed his head off.
At least, that was the way it seemed to
Reddy Woodpecker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At such times Reddy did everything he
could think of—short of actually fighting—to
make Mr. Flicker stop. He made a
sound like a tree toad, </span><em class="italics">ktr-rr, kttr-r-r</em><span>. He
tapped on the shingles with his bill. He
flew right over Mr. Flicker's head. But
it seemed as if Mr. Flicker simply
couldn't take a hint.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't like to order him to hop
away," thought Reddy. "He's my
cousin. Besides, he's bigger than I am;
and he does look terribly fierce with that
black mustache."'</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Though he may have </span><em class="italics">looked</em><span> fierce,
Mr. Flicker always </span><em class="italics">acted</em><span> in the most pleasant
manner possible. And when he finished
his drumming he never failed to ask
Reddy Woodpecker how he liked it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was a hard question for Reddy to
answer, because he didn't care in the least
for Mr. Flicker's tattoos. He thought his
own were far better. Sometimes Reddy
pretended not to hear his cousin's
question, but started drumming at once.
Sometimes he said, "I believe that's an
improvement over yesterday's tattoo." And
at last he exclaimed one morning,
"You ought to join the Woodchuck brothers!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Flicker was a great person to ask,
"Why?" He asked it now.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Because," Reddy told him, "the
Woodchuck brothers are famous whistlers.
And they need somebody to drum
for them while they whistle. I've often
heard them chirping away by themselves
over in the pasture. And as you must
know, there's no music that sounds better
than drumming, with a little shrill
whistling to go with it—unless it's a little
whistling, with a plenty of loud drumming."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Flicker's favorite word "Why"
sprang to his bill again. "Why," he
inquired, "do you not drum for the
Woodchuck brothers yourself?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker shook his head.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I want to practice more, before I join
a troupe," he said.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There!" Mr. Flicker exclaimed. "I
like to hear people talk that way. That
shows that you don't think you're the best
drummer in Pleasant Valley."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't, eh?" said Reddy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, you don't!" said Mr. Flicker.
And it was plain that </span><em class="italics">he</em><span> didn't think so,
either. But before Reddy could make up
his mind to quarrel with his cousin
Mr. Flicker asked him another question—not
"Why?" but "Where?" "Where—"
said Mr. Flicker earnestly—"where can
one find these Woodchuck brothers?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"One can find them in the pasture,
unless they're in the clover patch. Just now
they are probably in the pasture, for it's
a bit early in the season for clover."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The pasture!" repeated Mr. Flicker.
"Ah! There must be ant hills in the pasture."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hundreds of them!" said Reddy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then I'll go to see the Woodchuck
brothers at once," Mr. Flicker decided.
So he flew off.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="mr-flicker-s-plans"><span class="bold large">VI</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">MR. FLICKER'S PLANS</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>In a little while Mr. Flicker returned
from his trip to the pasture to see the
Woodchuck brothers. Hurrying into the
orchard he called to Reddy Woodpecker,
"They're thinking it over."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"They'll want you to drum for them,"
Reddy assured him. "There's no doubt
that the Woodchuck brothers will accept
your offer.... Why don't you move up
to the pasture at once? You'd find it
handy, living in the Woodchucks' door-yard."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't do that," said Mr. Flicker.
"You forget my family."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Move them too!" Reddy urged him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But Mr. Flicker shook his head. "I
don't believe my wife would be willing,"
he replied. "Besides, there's that piece
of tin on the roof of the barn. Would you
advise me to move that?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No!" Reddy cried hastily. "Don't
move the tin! In fact, Mr. Flicker, I
shouldn't move at all, if I were you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But Mr. Flicker had liked the plan of
moving to the pasture to live. He had
found great quantities of ants there. And
to Reddy's dismay he insisted that he
should move and take the strip of tin with
him. That is to say, he intended to move
as soon as his wife gave him permission.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was no wonder Reddy wished he had
never put such an idea into his cousin
Mr. Flicker's head. He had hoped to get rid
only of Mr. Flicker and his drumming.
He had never dreamed that Mr. Flicker
would want to take the precious bit of tin
with him when he went.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Shortly afterward Mr. Flicker reported
that it was just as he had thought.
Mrs. Flicker wouldn't listen to moving
just then. But later, after the children
learned to fly, and could feed themselves,
she would have no objection to the change
of residence.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker cocked an eye
toward the roof of the barn.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That tin—" he said—"you can't take
it with you when you move. It belongs to
Farmer Green."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh!" Mr. Flicker exclaimed. "I
thought it belonged to you. And I knew
</span><em class="italics">you</em><span> wouldn't object to your cousin's </span><em class="italics">borrowing</em><span>
it for the rest of the season—now would you?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But Reddy Woodpecker wasn't going
to answer any dangerous questions. "The
tin is Farmer Green's," he declared.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It seemed as if Mr. Flicker were full
of alarming thoughts.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I wish," he said, "we'd have a cyclone
that would rip that tin off the barn and
carry it up to the pasture."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, my goodness!" cried Reddy
Woodpecker. And he worried dreadfully
all the rest of that day. There's no
knowing when he would have stopped fretting
had Mr. Flicker not made a certain report
to him the following morning.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The Woodchuck brothers don't want
me to drum for them," he announced.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then you aren't going to move!" cried Reddy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No!" Mr. Flicker replied. "And I
don't intend there shall be any cyclone,
either."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So at last Reddy Woodpecker felt better.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-two-neighbors"><span class="bold large">VII</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">THE TWO NEIGHBORS</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>While Reddy Woodpecker and his
cousin were getting acquainted their
wives became quite friendly. Living as
they did, each in an old apple tree at the
lower end of the orchard, they often met.
And since their doorways were almost
opposite each other Mrs. Woodpecker and
Mrs. Flicker didn't even have to leave
their homes to enjoy a neighborly chat.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>If one of them had something specially
interesting to say, all she had to do was to
stick her head out of the hole in the trunk
of her tree and call. And if the other
happened to be at home it was never more
than a second before her head popped
forth from her doorway. It was all very
simple and most convenient.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Everything was pleasant until one
day something happened. Something
changed the friendly feelings between the
two ladies. When Reddy Woodpecker
peered out of his doorway one morning
Mrs. Flicker called to him, "Good morning,
my dear!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He was so surprised he didn't know
what to say.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But Mrs. Woodpecker knew what to
say. It chanced that she was clinging to
a limb above their home, so screened by
some leaves that Mrs. Flicker couldn't
see her. She quickly made known her
presence. And she said so much that
Mrs. Flicker soon withdrew her head.
She hadn't answered Mrs. Woodpecker.
Indeed she had had no opportunity; for
Mrs. Woodpecker talked fast and furiously.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's no wonder she hides!" Mrs. Woodpecker
spluttered. "I'd like to
know what she means by calling my
husband her 'dear!'"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Well, Reddy Woodpecker felt just as
uncomfortable as Mrs. Flicker must have
felt. But he didn't hide. He didn't dare
to hide.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What had you said to her?" Mrs. Woodpecker demanded.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Honestly," Reddy replied, "I hadn't
said a word. I had just stuck my head
out. And the first thing I knew Mrs. Flicker
called to me. You heard what she said."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I certainly did!" was his wife's grim
response. "It was a very queer way for
her to speak to you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It was nothing—" Reddy assured
her—"nothing at all. She made a mistake."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"She certainly did!" cried Mrs. Woodpecker.
"She didn't know I was right
here where I could hear her. She should
have been more careful. That's where
she made a serious blunder."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, my goodness!" said Reddy. "I
didn't mean that. It wasn't that sort of
mistake. It was this sort: Mrs. Flicker——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't mention her name to me again!"
shrilled Mrs. Woodpecker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, how can I talk about her,
then?" Reddy asked his wife.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"If you feel that you </span><em class="italics">must</em><span> talk about
her," said Mrs. Woodpecker, "call her 'she.'"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All right! She made this mistake:
She thought she was talking to you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mrs. Woodpecker laughed bitterly at that.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You'll have hard work making me
believe it," she told her husband.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, you ask her if it isn't the truth,"
Reddy urged.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I will!" his wife promised. "Don't
worry! I'll ask her.... And now," she
added, "you'd better go and find some
breakfast for the children. We can get
along without any early tattoo this morning."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He went.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="an-early-call"><span class="bold large">VIII</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">AN EARLY CALL</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Mrs. Woodpecker flew to her neighbor
Mrs. Flicker's tree and rapped, </span><em class="italics">tap-tap-tap-tap</em><span>.
She didn't rap gently, either.
She was not in a gentle mood. She
intended to find out why Mrs. Flicker had
called to Reddy Woodpecker, "Good
morning, my dear!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mrs. Flicker promptly stuck her head
out of her door.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"My husband is not at home," she said.
And then she vanished.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, the very idea! What a remark
to make to me!" cried Mrs. Woodpecker.
"As if I'd call on a gentleman!" Being
angrier than ever, she rapped harder than
before.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Again Mrs. Flicker peered out. Again
she spoke.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Did you wish to leave a message,
Mr. Woodpecker?" she inquired.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm not Mr. Woodpecker! I'm
Mrs. Woodpecker!" shrieked the caller.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! Oh! Oh! My! My! My!" exclaimed
Mrs. Flicker, who was greatly
astonished. "I beg your pardon! Excuse
me! It's my mistake."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It certainly isn't mine," said
Mrs. Reddy Woodpecker. "It seems to me
you're making a good many mistakes this
morning, madam."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mrs. Flicker looked very unhappy. She
wasn't used to being called 'madam.' She
could see that Mrs. Woodpecker was
furious. She wanted to be friends with
Mrs. Woodpecker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You and Mr. Woodpecker look very
much alike," Mrs. Flicker said to her
angry caller. "When one of you peeps out
of your house it's hard to tell who's who.
Just now when I came to my doorway I
could see only your head. And I thought
it was your husband. When I spoke to
your husband a few minutes ago I thought
it was you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mrs. Woodpecker stared at her
neighbor for a few moments. Somehow she
thought Mrs. Flicker must be telling the truth.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's your red caps, I think," Mrs. Flicker
went on. "They make you look like twins."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Dear me!" said Mrs. Woodpecker.
"I hadn't thought of that. What can we
do?" Her anger had suddenly left her.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"My husband and I have things nicely
arranged," Mrs. Flicker told her caller.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Now, you never have mistaken him for
me, have you?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Nor me for him?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Do you know the reason?" Mrs. Flicker asked.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No! No! I can't say I do," replied
Mrs. Woodpecker eagerly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well," said Mrs. Flicker, "my
husband wears a black mustache.... And
of course I don't," she added.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's it!" cried Mrs. Woodpecker.
"I hadn't realized it. But it's so. And
I must tell my husband to wear a mustache.
It's the only safe way to avoid
trouble. Then people can tell us apart."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then Mrs. Woodpecker hurried away
to speak to her husband. She was
surprised that he didn't take kindly to her
suggestion.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't want to wear a mustache," he
objected.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"But you </span><em class="italics">must</em><span>!" she insisted.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why don't </span><em class="italics">you</em><span> wear one?" he inquired.
"It would do just as well."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't be silly!" she snapped. "Ladies
never wear mustaches."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, they do," he replied.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, they don't!" she disputed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Well, he saw at once that it was useless
to argue with her.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Come with me a moment, my dear!"
Reddy begged her.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She thought he was going somewhere
to get a mustache. So of course she
hurried after him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker stopped beside
Farmer Green's barn.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There!" he said, as he waved a wing
towards a great poster that was pasted
upon the side of the barn. "Do you see
that lady? She has a mustache—and a
beard, too!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was just as he said. Mrs. Woodpecker
couldn't help admitting that, to
herself. And though she didn't speak to
Reddy the rest of that day, he was satisfied.
For she didn't mention mustaches
to him again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It was lucky for me," he thought,
"that the circus came to these parts this
summer."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="mrs-robin-worries"><span class="bold large">IX</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">MRS. ROBIN WORRIES</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Though the Flickers welcomed Reddy
Woodpecker when he came to live in
Pleasant Valley there was hardly another
bird family that wasn't sorry to see him
settle there. Among all the feathered folk
on Farmer Green's place the Robin
family was perhaps the sorriest. They had a
nest of eggs in the orchard, in a crotch
of an old apple tree. And it was on just
such trees that Reddy Woodpecker spent
a great deal of his time, hunting for grubs.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Jolly Robin himself might not have
paid much heed to Reddy. But Mrs. Robin
was a great worrier. Often she
worried over nothing at all. And now
that she had had a few talks with timid
little Mrs. Chippy about the newcomer,
Reddy Woodpecker, Mrs. Robin firmly
believed that he had come to the farm
expressly to rob her of her four
greenish-blue eggs. After each talk with
Mrs. Chippy Mrs. Robin came home all a-flutter.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We'll have to watch sharp!" she said
to Jolly Robin again and again. "This
Woodpecker person is a rascal. It's a
pity we built here in the orchard. We'd
have been safer on top of one of the posts
under Farmer Green's porch."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I mentioned that very place," Jolly
reminded her. "But you were afraid of
Miss Kitty Cat."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Not a day passed without some such
words between them. Jolly did what he
could to calm his wife's fears. He stayed
near home all the time, when often he
would have liked to fly across the meadow
to chat with friends who lived on the edge
of the woods.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker never started to
rap on a tree but Mrs. Robin set up a loud
twitter, begging Jolly to hurry back to
the nest.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He was wonderfully patient with her.
Yet he couldn't help hoping, secretly, for
the day when his family should be grown
up and able to look out for themselves.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But if Mrs. Robin was anxious about
her eggs her worry was nothing compared
with what it became when the nestlings
broke through their shells.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"This is the finest family in the whole
valley," she confided to her husband. "I
know that terrible Woodpecker person
will steal these children if he can."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>If the youngsters didn't peep for food
their mother feared they were ill. If they
did peep she feared Reddy Woodpecker
would hear them. "He's such a dangerous
person!" she would exclaim. "I wonder
if he ever eats anything except eggs
and nestlings."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, indeed!" Jolly assured her again
and again. "He eats grubs, which he
finds on the trees. And he eats insects,
which he catches in the air."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank goodness!" Mrs. Robin murmured.
But her relief was short-lived.
For she happened to meet little
Mrs. Chippy one day and learned another bit
of distressing news about Reddy Woodpecker.
"He's a fruit eater!" Mrs. Robin
told Jolly. "And you know we've been
depending on the raspberries for our children."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A few days later she came home in a
dreadful state of mind.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I went to take a look at the raspberry
patch," she explained to her good
husband. "I knew the berries would soon be
ripe. In fact I've had my eye on one that
was almost ready to be picked. And what
do you think? Eight before my own eyes
that ruffianly Reddy Woodpecker picked
it and ate it himself!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't worry about that!" said Jolly Robin.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But Mrs. Robin insisted on worrying;
nothing he said could stop her.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Reddy Woodpecker is taking the food
out of our children's mouths!" she wailed.
"You'll have to drive him away from the
raspberry patch! You'll have to fight him!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now, Jolly Robin hardly thought that
he was a match for Reddy Woodpecker.
So when his wife gave him those orders
he began to worry, himself.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="obeying-orders"><span class="bold large">X</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">OBEYING ORDERS</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Jolly Robin's worrying wife wouldn't
give him a moment's peace.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You'd better get along over to the
raspberry patch," she kept telling him.
"If you don't hurry that terrible Reddy
Woodpecker will eat every berry. He'll
snatch each one as it ripens and we shall
not have any to feed our children."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now, Jolly Robin didn't care to have
any trouble with Reddy Woodpecker.
But he soon saw that if he avoided Reddy
he would only have trouble with Mrs. Robin.
So at last he said, "Very well!
I'll attend to him, my love." And off he
flew, looking much braver than he felt.
You'd have thought, to see him, that he
longed to find Reddy Woodpecker. Really
he hoped that he wouldn't find Reddy anywhere.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Much to Jolly Robin's dismay he met
Reddy Woodpecker among the raspberry
bushes. Jolly jumped when he saw that
dashing newcomer. But it was too late
to dodge out of sight. Reddy Woodpecker
saw him. So Jolly Robin made up his
mind to put on a bold front. Sitting on
a fence post that overlooked the raspberry
patch he stared hard at Reddy Woodpecker.
He thought perhaps he could
frighten him away.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He might as well have stared at the
barn door. To his great distress Reddy
Woodpecker picked a berry and flew to
a near-by post, where he sat and ate the
fruit with relish. When he had finished
the dainty he pretended to notice Jolly
Robin for the first time and he bowed and
scraped in the politest fashion.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Still Jolly Robin did not utter a word.
Nor did he return any of Reddy's bows.
But he began to feel himself swelling; he
began to feel his feathers ruffle up. And
he knew then that he must speak soon or
burst. For there was no doubt that he
was growing angry. So presently he cried:</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Was that raspberry ripe?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes," replied Reddy Woodpecker,
"and very juicy."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now, Jolly Robin hadn't meant to ask
any such question as that. He had meant
to make some cutting remark. But he
was so in the habit of being pleasant to
everybody that it was very hard for him
to be disagreeable.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"A-ahem!" he said. "Pardon me, sir!
Did—did you know that my wife and I
have been expecting to pick these
raspberries for our children?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But he might as well have said nothing
at all. For Reddy Woodpecker only
laughed and exclaimed, "You're a joker,
aren't you?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, I'm not," Jolly replied.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, you are," said Reddy Woodpecker.
"You can't fool me. I know well
enough that you don't intend to bring
your children up on berries. I've seen
you pulling angleworms for them too
many times." Then Reddy dropped off
his post and clung to a bush while he
picked another berry that seemed redder
than the rest.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well," Jolly thought, "I've talked to
him anyhow. At least I can tell my wife
that." So he left Reddy to enjoy the fruit
and sailed away to his home.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You're back very quickly," Mrs. Robin
remarked when she saw him.
"Didn't you find that Woodpecker person?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, yes! I found him," Jolly explained.
"I found him and I talked with him, too."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mrs. Robin cast a sharp glance at her husband.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Where is he now?" she inquired.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He's eating raspberries in the berry
patch," Jolly told her. "When I talked
with him I said——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You </span><em class="italics">said</em><span>!" Mrs. Robin interrupted.
"You </span><em class="italics">said</em><span>! The question is, what did you
</span><em class="italics">do</em><span>? If you didn't fight him you must go
back and do your duty."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>There was nothing he could do except
obey her. So, feeling very desperate,
Jolly Robin hurried back to the place
where the raspberry bushes grew by the
fence. He gave three loud chirps, to
encourage himself. And then he darted
down and sailed very close to Reddy
Woodpecker's head. He didn't pause an
instant to see what effect this action had
on Reddy Woodpecker, but flew away as
quickly as he could. "I guess I scared
him that time," he muttered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile Reddy Woodpecker stared
after him and watched him as he
disappeared among the apple tree tops.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, what do you think of that?" he
said to himself with a grin.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="a-very-short-fight"><span class="bold large">XI</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A VERY SHORT FIGHT</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Jolly Robin told his wife how he swooped
down over Reddy Woodpecker's head.
And he assured her that he had no doubt
that Mr. Woodpecker would not be seen
among the raspberry bushes again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Jolly had felt quite pleased with himself.
His threatened attack on Reddy had
seemed to him to be very daring. So he
was disappointed when his wife did not
praise him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You ought to have stuck that rascal
with your bill," Mrs. Robin complained.
"If he's the sort of person I think he is
he'll pay no heed to your warning."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As usual, Mrs. Robin proved to be
right. That very day she herself beheld
Reddy Woodpecker eating more raspberries.
He had stolen every ripe berry.
Though Mrs. Robin had hoped to find
four (one for each of her nestlings) she
didn't pick even one. They were all too
hard and sour.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's a pity," she said to Jolly. "Everybody
knows now-a-days that children
need fruit. The day is past when you can
bring them up on nothing but angleworms.
You'll have to go back there to the
raspberry patch and fight Reddy. You
can't escape a fight any longer."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Well, what could he do? What could
Jolly Robin do but obey his wife? He
asked himself that question. And he
could find only one answer. It was
"Nothing!" There was nothing he could
think of that would satisfy Mrs. Robin
except a real battle. So he went forth.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Yes! Jolly Robin went forth very
bravely to find Reddy Woodpecker. He
meant to surprise him. But it was Jolly
who received the surprise.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker attacked first! The
moment he spied Jolly Robin Reddy
hurled himself at him. He skimmed so
near to Jolly's head that that astonished
little fellow ducked and hurried away.
Yes! Jolly Robin retreated. It wasn't
that Reddy Woodpecker was bigger than
he was. To tell the truth, Reddy wasn't
quite so big. But he liked to fight. And
Jolly Robin loved peace.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Jolly hid in the midst of a thick hedge
that grew beyond the fence. "Well," he
muttered, "that fight was soon over.
There's no use of telling Mrs. Robin
about it. She would only worry." He
there a long time. He didn't want to
go home. He didn't know what to do. So
he thought and thought; until at last a
happy idea popped into his head. "I'll
get help!" he exclaimed. "I'll get my
friends from the other side of the meadow
to come and help me fight Reddy."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mrs. Robin was worrying terribly when
Jolly reached home.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You've been gone a long time," she
complained. "Did you chase that
Woodpecker person out of the valley?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No!" said Jolly. "But I expect to
to-morrow."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I thought I told you to fight him
to-day," said his wife somewhat tartly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes! Yes!" he replied hastily. "We
had a set-to—Mr. Woodpecker and I. But
the real fight will take place to-morrow."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm glad to hear you talk that way at
last," she told him. "It's high time
something was done."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="jolly-robin-s-helper"><span class="bold large">XII</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">JOLLY ROBIN'S HELPER</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The next morning Jolly Robin told his
wife that she would have to do all the
work of gathering the children's breakfast.
"You know, my love," he explained,
"I have important business to attend to
to-day." And before she had time to
object he left her.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Over near the garden fence he met
three plump Robins who had flown across
the meadow to help him fight Reddy
Woodpecker. And soon the four had
dropped down into the raspberry patch.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker had not arrived.
So, while they were waiting Jolly Robin's
friends helped themselves to berries.
Under the hot sun the fruit had ripened
fast. Finding it both sweet and juicy
they ate of it freely. And Jolly Robin
could think of no reason why he should
not do likewise.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>By the time Reddy Woodpecker came,
all the Robins from over the meadow were
feeling so well fed and good-natured that
they were in anything but a fighting mood.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Let that Woodpecker enjoy this fruit
if he likes it," they said to Jolly in an
undertone. "There's more than enough
for everybody. And now," they told him,
"we must go home, because we have to
help our wives feed our children."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Off they flew. And Jolly Robin found
himself alone with Reddy Woodpecker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ahem!" exclaimed Jolly Robin. "It's
a fine morning, isn't it?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Delightful!" said Reddy Woodpecker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It looks as if you and I were going to
have this raspberry patch all to ourselves,
doesn't it?" Jolly continued.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker agreed with him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We ought to keep others out of it,"
said Jolly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Again Reddy Woodpecker was of the
same mind as he.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then this is a bargain!" cried Jolly
Robin. "I'll ask you to guard the place
alone for a few minutes while I go home
and speak to my wife."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker grinned as he
watched Jolly Robin winging his way
homeward.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Humph!" he grunted. "I may as well
let that Robin have a taste of these
berries. I certainly can't eat them all, nor
carry them all home to my family."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Jolly Robin found his wife anxiously
awaiting his return.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Have you chased that Woodpecker
person away?" she demanded.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, my love," he replied. "I 've made
other arrangements. Mr. Woodpecker is
working for me now. So of course I don't
want to scare him off the farm. He's
helping me at the raspberry patch. He's
helping me to guard the fruit. In fact I
couldn't have come back to speak to you
now if it wasn't for him. He's watching
the berries for me now."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Nonsense!" cried Mrs. Robin. "If
that Woodpecker person is in the raspberry
patch you may be sure he's eating
berries as fast as he can."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Only a few!" Jolly assured her.
"There's more than enough for our
family and his."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"How do you know that?" she demanded.
"Did you count the berries?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No!" he replied.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Go back and count them at once!" she commanded.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, my love!" Jolly answered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He really did try to count the berries.
But he soon found it to be an impossible
task. Reddy Woodpecker ate so many
raspberries and carried so many home to
his children that Jolly Robin despaired
of ever settling upon the correct number.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He felt very unhappy over the matter.
And he even asked Reddy Woodpecker
what he ought to do.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, tell your wife there are a
million," Reddy Woodpecker suggested. "If
she doesn't believe you, let her count them
herself!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, I couldn't do that," said Jolly Robin.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, I say there are a million,"
Reddy declared. Then he picked and ate
another berry. "Now there are nine
hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine
hundred and ninety-nine," he announced.
"Go home and tell your wife I said so."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So Jolly Robin went. He went and told
Mrs. Robin what Reddy Woodpecker had said.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She turned her back on him and
exclaimed, "Fiddlesticks!"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-carpenter"><span class="bold large">XIII</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">THE CARPENTER</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>One day Reddy Woodpecker was </span><em class="italics">tap, tap,
tapping</em><span> on a tall poplar that grew beside
the brook. He had discovered a tiny
opening in the bark and he wanted to see what
was at the further end of it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Suddenly a voice called out, "Well,
well, well! What is it?" And a
pale-faced person not unlike Buster
Bumblebee peered out at Reddy Woodpecker. He
was careful to keep safely out of reach of
Reddy's horny tongue. "I hope," said the
dweller in the poplar, "you're not
wanting me to build you a house. I can't work
for you just now. I'm very busy to-day,
making an addition to my own house."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy stared at the speaker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I've already built my house—with my
wife's help," he replied. "Why should
you think I needed your assistance?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Because," said the other, "I'm Whiteface,
the Carpenter Bee. The neighbors
are always pestering me to help them."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then Reddy Woodpecker noticed that
Whiteface was covered with sawdust.
But before he could examine him very
closely the carpenter vanished.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I must have another look at that queer
person," Reddy thought. So he began to
rap once more.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Again the carpenter peeped forth.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"If you're out of work," he said, "I'll
tell you plainly that you can't find it here.
I never employ strangers to work for me,
for I'm </span><em class="italics">very</em><span> particular." Then he was gone.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Tap, tap, tap</em><span>! This time, when the
carpenter answered Reddy's knocking, he
was most impatient.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Go away!" he cried. "You're shaking
my whole house. I don't like it."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not so fast!" said Reddy Woodpecker.
"I'm only making a friendly
call. You and I are neighbors. But how
am I ever going to get acquainted with
you if you won't stop for a short chat?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't stand here idling my time
away," the carpenter replied. "I'm a
busy bee. Come inside if you want to see
me!" And he disappeared again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>How could Reddy Woodpecker accept
his invitation to enter? The carpenter's
doorway was too small for him. And the
wood was not the sort that Reddy liked
to chisel away with his bill. It wasn't
brittle enough to suit him. So he knocked
again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>When the carpenter came rushing back
to his doorway his pale face wore an
anxious look.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh!" he said. "I thought it was a
fire. I thought somebody wanted to tell
me my house was on fire. But it's only
you. What do you want now?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I know you'd like to learn my name,"
Reddy Woodpecker began.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Just leave your card!" the carpenter
told him. "I'll look at it later when I
have more time."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"When will that be?" Reddy demanded.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't know," the odd person confessed.
"It seems as if I never would get
my house finished."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then," said Reddy, "there can't be
any use in my leaving my card. Probably
when you found time to look at it you
wouldn't remember who left it."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Probably not!" the carpenter admitted.
"Good day, sir!" And he dodged
out of sight.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Still Reddy Woodpecker was not
discouraged. He knocked a fifth time.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What!" exclaimed the carpenter when
he answered Reddy's tapping. "Haven't
you gone yet?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No!" Reddy replied. "I want to say——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"If you have anything more to tell me,
write me a letter!" said the pale-faced
carpenter. And he set up a sign where Reddy
Woodpecker could see it: "This Is My
Busy Day!" Then he passed from view.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker stayed a long time
at the poplar tree beside the brook. He
knocked and knocked and knocked until
at last his head began to ache. But the
sawdust-covered carpenter never showed
his pale face again.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="mr-crow-s-questions"><span class="bold large">XIV</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">MR. CROW'S QUESTIONS</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>If people snubbed Reddy Woodpecker he
never cared. When the members of the
Pleasant Valley Singing Society wouldn't
let him join them he only smiled and said
he intended to form a club of his own.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As soon as the bird neighbors heard of
Reddy's plan they were all very curious
to know more about it. But whenever
anybody asked him questions he had little
to say.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You'll learn all about it later," he told
them. "Please don't bother me now, for
I'm a busy bird. I'm starting my club."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was easy for Reddy Woodpecker to
keep his secrets from such small feathered
folk as little Mr. Chippy. But there
was one that couldn't rest until he found
out what he wanted to know. This was
old Mr. Crow. He shot question after
question at Reddy Woodpecker. At last
Reddy just had to tell him something in
order to gain a little peace. Reddy knew
that Mr. Crow would leave him as soon as
he had picked up a bit of news. The old
gentleman would hurry away to tell it to
everybody in the valley.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What's your club going to be named?" Whenever
Mr. Crow talked with Reddy
Woodpecker that was his favorite
question. He asked it so many times and so
loudly that just to get rid of him Reddy
finally told him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm going to call my club 'The Redcaps,'"
he said.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Old Mr. Crow didn't tarry an instant
longer. With an eager look in his
snapping black eyes he went flapping off on
his broad wings, far down the valley.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now, Mr. Crow was a fast worker. In
an hour's time he had zigzagged back
again, having spread his bit of news far
and wide.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>And when he had repeated it to the last
neighbor he could find he hurried to the
orchard to ask Reddy Woodpecker more
questions.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The moment he found Reddy Mr. Crow
began to put one question after another
so fast that you couldn't have told where
one ended and the next one began.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker pretended to be
busier than ever.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't stop now," he told Mr. Crow.
"You'll have to see my secretary."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Where is he? Who is he?" Mr. Crow
inquired hoarsely.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't answer those questions,"
Reddy replied.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why not?" demanded Mr. Crow.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Because I haven't a secretary yet,"
Reddy explained.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why should you have a secretary?"
Mr. Crow asked him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why shouldn't I?" Reddy retorted.
"I guess, Mr. Crow, you don't know much
about clubs. I guess you don't know that
the president of a club always has a secretary."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Are you president of the Redcaps?"
Mr. Crow cried breathlessly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well—yes, I am!" Reddy admitted.
"I didn't mean to tell you that to-day.
But I can't deny it."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Crow was off like a shot. You'd
have thought he had just spied Farmer
Green with a gun in his hands. His </span><em class="italics">caw,
caw, caw</em><span> told everybody in Pleasant
Valley that he was going somewhere on
important business.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker pulled a fat grub
from its hiding place in the old apple tree.
He could still hear Mr. Crow squawking
when the old gentleman was half a mile
away. And Reddy smiled as he swallowed
the grub.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's better than putting the news in
a newspaper," he said with a chuckle.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-redcaps"><span class="bold large">XV</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">THE REDCAPS</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Reddy Woodpecker knew that Mr. Crow
would come back to the orchard to ask him
another question. The old gentleman
simply had to learn more about Reddy's club.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'd like to knew—" said Mr. Crow—"I'd
like to know why you are the president
of The Redcaps."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's easily answered," Reddy replied.
"It's because I wear the biggest
and reddest cap of all the birds in the
neighborhood."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Crow puzzled over the matter for a time.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't understand what difference
your cap makes," he said at last. "I've
been thinking about joining the club.
And </span><em class="italics">I</em><span> have no red cap."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's true, Mr. Crow," Reddy
agreed. "And that's the reason why you
can't join my club. Nobody that doesn't
wear a red cap can be a member of The
Redcaps."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Crow looked daggers at him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Humph!" cried the old gentleman.
"I've been thinking about joining the
club. But I've decided not to do it."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker smiled at him.
And for some reason Mr. Crow became
angry.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"How many members has your club?"
he squawked.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"One!" Reddy told him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ha!" the old fellow exclaimed. "You
can't have a club with only one member."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I expect that several of the neighbors
will join The Redcaps to-morrow," said
Reddy Woodpecker. "They 're only
waiting for an invitation."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Let me see," Mr. Crow murmured.
"There's your cousin Mr. Flicker. He
wears a red patch on the back of his head.
But you can't call it a cap."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">I</em><span> call it a cap," Reddy Woodpecker
told him. "Mr. Flicker is going to get an
invitation."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Crow then muttered something
about </span><em class="italics">cousins</em><span>, and added something more
about </span><em class="italics">birds of a feather flocking together</em><span>.
And then he said, "There's the Downy
Woodpecker and there's the Hairy
Woodpecker—both cousins of yours, too.
They've only what you might call a </span><em class="italics">touch</em><span>
of red on the backs of their necks; but I
suppose——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes! I'm going to invite them to join
The Redcaps," Reddy interrupted.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Crow looked terribly upset, though
he claimed it was no more than he had
expected. "That will be about all the
members you will get," he added.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, no!" Reddy exclaimed. "You
forget Mr. Sapsucker. He has a scarlet
crown. I'll want him."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Crow swallowed hard a few times
but said nothing.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then there's the Ruby-crowned Kinglet,"
Reddy went on. "He's going to have
an invitation. And so is Mr. Kingbird."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not Mr. Kingbird!" spluttered old
Mr. Crow. "His crown is orange-colored."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's red enough for me," Reddy retorted.
"And of course I'll ask little
Mr. Chippy to join us."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Nonsense!" cried Mr. Crow. "His
cap is only chestnut-colored."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's red enough for me," Reddy
Woodpecker repeated in a firm voice.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"My goodness!" Mr. Crow squalled.
"I suppose you'll ask the whole Wood
Thrush family too—and their cousin
Mr. Veery. Their heads are reddish."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No! They're too brown for me,"
Reddy Woodpecker decided, to
Mr. Crow's great relief.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What about Buddy Brown Thrasher?"
Mr. Crow inquired. "What about his head?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Too brown!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well," said old Mr. Crow, "I'm glad
to see you have a </span><em class="italics">little</em><span> sense. But on the
whole these Redcaps are going to be a
queer lot."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="a-sly-trick"><span class="bold large">XVI</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A SLY TRICK</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>This was the truth of the matter: Old
Mr. Crow was jealous because he couldn't
join Reddy Woodpecker's new club, The
Redcaps. For days the old gentleman
could speak of nothing else. He went
grumbling and sneering up and down
Pleasant Valley, stopping to talk with
anybody he happened to see. It must be
confessed that the neighbors found his ill
humor very tiresome.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile Reddy Woodpecker's club
grew in numbers daily. It made Mr. Crow
snort when anybody told him that The
Redcaps had another new member.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then all at once Mr. Crow's manner
changed. He became quite sprightly and
even winked an eye and cracked a joke
now and then. His neighbors wondered
what had happened to him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They soon found out. For Mr. Crow
announced that he had discovered a new
member for Reddy Woodpecker's club.
Strange to say, the old gentleman seemed
to take great pride in helping The Redcaps.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm going to take my find to the meeting
of the club this afternoon," Mr. Crow
told everybody.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"But you're not a member. You can't
go to a meeting," his friends objected.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't I?" said Mr. Crow wisely. "The
air is free. I can go anywhere I please."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So that afternoon Mr. Crow flew down
to the lower end of the meadow, where
The Redcaps were gathering. He took a
friend with him, whom he left hidden in
some reeds at the edge of the swamp.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>To Reddy Woodpecker Mr. Crow said,
"You'd like another member, I dare say."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Certainly!" Reddy replied. "The
more the merrier—provided they wear
red caps."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I think," said Mr. Crow, "when you
see the gentleman I have in mind you'll
say he has a red cap."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Bring him up!" Reddy Woodpecker ordered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't. He's shy," Mr. Crow
explained. "But if you'll come with me
you can take a look at him."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So Reddy Woodpecker followed Mr. Crow
down to the place where the reeds
grew, near the swamp. And there
Mr. Crow pointed out a gentleman who did
indeed appear to be wearing a red cap.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Good!" exclaimed Reddy Woodpecker.
And to the stranger he called, "I
don't know you. But I invite you, sir, to
join The Redcaps."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The stranger answered in a muffled
voice, "I accept."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then Reddy took another—and closer—look
at him. Reddy couldn't help
feeling there was something queer about the
fellow. Half hidden as he was among the
reeds the stranger was not easy to see.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Suddenly Reddy Woodpecker turned
upon Mr. Crow and called him a fraud.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"This person hasn't a red cap," Reddy
declared. "I won't have him in my club.
I know him now. He's hiding his head
under his wing. That patch of scarlet
isn't on his head. It's on his shoulder.
He's one of that Red-winged Blackbird
family that lives in the swamp. And his
head is as black as your own, Mr. Crow."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>By this time Mr. Crow was dancing up
and down and </span><em class="italics">cawing</em><span> at the top of his lungs.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He's a member of The Redcaps!" he
cried with great glee. "You invited him.
And he accepted the invitation."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Very well!" said Reddy Woodpecker.
"But if he belongs to my club he'll have
to keep his head under his wing."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then I resign!" cried the Red-winged Blackbird.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, don't do that!" Mr. Crow begged him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's too late," Reddy told the old
gentleman. "Your friend is a member of The
Redcaps no longer."</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="a-hunting-party"><span class="bold large">XVII</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A HUNTING PARTY</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Cuffy Bear was one of those lucky people
that eat almost everything. He liked
blueberries and he liked honey; he liked maple
sugar and he liked baked beans. When he
was eating he never complained about his
food if only there was enough. Whatever
he had, he wanted a plenty of it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He was wandering through the woods
one day when he heard a </span><em class="italics">tap, tap, tapping</em><span>
a little way off. He stopped and listened
and sniffed. And then he said, "Woof!
It isn't a man. Unless I'm mistaken it's
a Woodpecker."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Cuffy Bear turned aside and plunged
through the hushes until he came into a
little clearing. There, working away upon
a dead tree, was Reddy Woodpecker. One
couldn't help seeing his bright red cap.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I say," Cuffy Bear called to him,
"let's go hunting!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy looked around at Cuffy Bear.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hunting!" he echoed. "What sort of hunting?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Let's go hunting for grubs!" said
Cuffy Bear. "I'm very fond of grubs.
And I know you are, too."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now, Reddy Woodpecker never had
dreamed that Cuffy Bear would ever
invite so small a person as he was to go
hunting with him. So it was only to be
expected that Reddy should be pleased and
even somewhat flattered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All right!" he agreed. "When you're
ready, say the word."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There's no time like the present,"
Cuffy declared. And he went on to
explain how they could help each other.
"You can scout around for old stumps
and fallen trees. And when you find one
with plenty of grubs, come right back here
at once and lead me to it. I'll tear it open
so we can get more grubs in a minute than
you can reach in a day by drilling for them
one at a time with your bill. I'll show you
how to gather grubs in quantities. You'll
always want to hunt with me, after you see
the way I find 'em."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker nodded his head to
show that he understood. Then he started
to fly away. But Cuffy Bear called him back.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"One thing more!" he said. "Promise
me that when you find a likely tree or
stump you won't stop to eat any grubs.
You mustn't eat any until I come. It
wouldn't be fair."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker promised. Cuffy
Bear waved a paw at him to hurry him on
his way. And off Reddy flew. He was
back again in a few minutes. "I've found
one," he said. "Follow me!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All right!" Cuffy Bear squealed. He
went lumbering through the woods,
trying to keep Reddy Woodpecker in sight.
In a few moments he gave a frantic roar.
"Come back!" he thundered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker returned.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't fly so fast," Cuffy ordered. "I
can't keep up with you. Fly slowly!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't fly slowly," Reddy retorted.
"I don't know how."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then go a little way and sit down on a
tree and wait for me," Cuffy directed.
"But don't go out of my sight!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker did exactly as he
was told. And in that manner they soon
came to an old stump which was half
crumbled away. "Ah!" cried Cuffy Bear.
"This looks like a good one.... I'll
show you how to get the grubs." With
a few sweeps of his great paws he quickly
tore the old stump to pieces.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker gasped at the huge
number of lovely fat grubs that Cuffy had
uncovered. He gasped again when he saw
how fast Cuffy Bear ate them. They were
gone in no time.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Licking his chops, Cuffy Bear stepped
back and said, "That's the way to do it."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy alighted on what was left of the
old stump. He looked at it closely. And
at last he actually found one grub that
Cuffy Bear hadn't noticed. This Reddy
ate, making a wry face.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What's the matter?" Cuffy Bear
inquired. "Isn't it good?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's good enough—what there is of it,"
Reddy Woodpecker replied.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="a-big-appetite"><span class="bold large">XVIII</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A BIG APPETITE</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Come, now!" cried Cuffy Bear to Reddy
Woodpecker. "We've only begun our
hunt. Hurry and find another old, grubby
stump!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Having eaten only one grub, while
Cuffy Bear had bolted dozens, Reddy
Woodpecker was not feeling very happy.
However, he went flying off to search the
woods. And it wasn't long before he
discovered another stump that looked even
more promising than the first one.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then—well! Reddy must have forgotten
his promise that he wouldn't stop to
eat a single grub, but would fly straight
back to the spot where he had left Cuffy
Bear. He clung to the side of the stump
with his odd feet, which were made
expressly for work of that sort. And he
began to drill a hole with his bill. He was
sure there was a grub lurking just beneath
the brittle bark.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Tap, tap, tap</em><span>! sounded his bill against
the stump. </span><em class="italics">Tap, tap, tap</em><span>!</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Before Reddy reached the grub he
heard a great crash in the bushes. He
knew at once that Cuffy Bear had heard
the sound of his drilling and had come
hurrying after him. "I heard you
signaling to me," Cuffy grunted.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He tore that stump open in a twinkling.
Reddy Woodpecker had to stand aside
and look on while Cuffy Bear devoured
every grub in sight. When at last Cuffy
drew back and allowed him to search the
ruin Reddy couldn't find even one grub.
"Come on!" Cuffy urged him. "Let's
get on with our hunting!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But this time Reddy hung back.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What! Haven't you had enough
grubs?" he asked none too pleasantly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Enough!" Cuffy repeated. "Why,
I'm only beginning to feel hungry. These
few grubs that I've eaten have just stirred
up my appetite."'</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker was astonished.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, if you're hungry, what do you
think of me?" he wanted to know.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>And now Cuffy Bear was amazed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You!" he cried. "Haven't you had a
good meal? Didn't you eat a grub off that
first stump we found?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"One grub!" Reddy Woodpecker exclaimed
scornfully. "What's one grub?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I should think," Cuffy Bear answered,
"one grub was a good meal for anybody
of your size."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's not," Reddy declared. He looked
very sullen and glum.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Cuffy Bear was sure that Reddy was
mistaken. He even tried to show Reddy
that he was wrong.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">One</em><span> ought to be a big meal for you,"
he insisted. "Why, last week I went out
for my supper one night and I ate only
</span><em class="italics">one</em><span>. And it was all I wanted."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then you had already had a big
dinner," said Reddy Woodpecker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I hadn't had any dinner at all!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker stared at him. He
couldn't believe it. There must be
something queer about that story, somewhere.
At last he asked Cuffy a blunt question.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You say you ate one," he observed.
"One what?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Let me see," said Cuffy Bear. "Let
me think a moment.... Oh, yes! Now
I remember. It was one pig!"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="who-was-greedy"><span class="bold large">XIX</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">WHO WAS GREEDY?</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Reddy Woodpecker was very angry with
Cuffy Bear. He thought that when they
hunted grubs together it was only fair
that they should divide the game. So far
Cuffy had taken all but one. And that
was one that he had overlooked.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't believe I'll hunt with you any
more," Reddy Woodpecker told Cuffy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>That news surprised Cuffy Bear.
"Why, what's the matter?" he inquired.
"Haven't we had good luck?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker sniffed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">You</em><span> have had fine luck," he replied.
"But </span><em class="italics">I</em><span> certainly haven't. When you
asked me to hunt grubs with you I
expected we would divide the grubs."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Cuffy Bear shook his head doubtfully.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's not easy to divide a grub," he said.
"That's why I let you have all of that one
that you found a while ago."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You don't understand me," Reddy
went on. "What I mean is this: If we
find two dozen grubs in a stump you
should have one dozen and I should have
one dozen."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I've never hunted in that way before,"
Cuffy told him. "But since you insist,
I'm willing to try it. And maybe it would
be only fair if I found the next stump and
let you open it."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now, this was a much better offer than
Reddy Woodpecker had expected, so he
made haste to accept it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then Cuffy Bear went wandering away
into the woods. He was gone a long time.
But at last he came back and said gruffly,
"Follow me!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They reached, after a while, a spot
where Cuffy Bear stopped and pointed a
paw towards an old stump.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There it is," he said. "Now you tear it open."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker alighted upon the
stump and clung to it while he drilled into
it with his bill, </span><em class="italics">tap, tap, tap</em><span>!</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile Cuffy Bear watched him impatiently.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"My goodness!" he muttered. "That
fellow is slow. I'll never get another grub
if I wait for him."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At last, however, Reddy pulled out a
grub and ate it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"My turn next!" growled Cuffy Bear
as Reddy Woodpecker promptly went
after another.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Well, very soon Reddy thrust his tongue
into another hole that he drilled and drew
out another grub.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's mine!" cried Cuffy Bear.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker tried to let it fall
upon the ground. He did not find it easy
to drop the grub. His horny tongue had
pierced it. And in trying to let go of it he
had a mishap. He swallowed the grub.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>When Cuffy Bear saw what had
happened he let out a frightful roar.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That was an accident," Reddy
explained over his shoulder.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>To Cuffy Bear's dismay the same
accident happened over and over again.
Finally Cuffy couldn't wait another
moment. With a terrible growl he rushed up
to the stump, while Reddy Woodpecker
slipped out of his way just in time. In
another instant Cuffy had split the old
stump wide open and had his head buried
in it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Here!" cried Reddy Woodpecker.
"How many grubs do you want?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Only about a hundred dozen!" Cuffy
Bear mumbled.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>When he heard that, Reddy Woodpecker shrieked.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"One hundred dozen would feed my
whole family," he declared. "I shall
never hunt grubs with you again."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's a pity," said Cuffy Bear. "But
won't you join me to-night? I'm going
after different game."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What's that?" Reddy asked him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Pigs!" Cuffy replied.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He couldn't understand why Reddy
Woodpecker went off without saying another word.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He's a queer one," Cuffy muttered.
"I don't care if he doesn't hunt with me.
He's too greedy."</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="catching-flies"><span class="bold large">XX</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">CATCHING FLIES</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>After his children were grown up Reddy
Woodpecker had plenty of time to wander
about and see all the sights in Pleasant
Valley. He had often heard that one of
the most curious sights was an odd person
known as Ferdinand Frog. So one day
Reddy flew down to Black Creek, where
this nimble gentleman lived.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Unseen by Mr. Frog, Reddy Woodpecker
clung to an old stump that leaned
over the water, as if it wanted to enjoy a
swim but didn't quite dare take the first
plunge. Keeping most of himself hidden,
Reddy peeped around the stump and
watched Ferdinand Frog as he sat on a
flat rock near the bank and caught flies.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Frog was an expert at that sport.
Whenever a fly ventured near enough to
him his long tongue darted out of his wide
mouth so quickly you could hardly see it.
And it darted back again just as fast,
bearing the fly upon the end of it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't see how he spears 'em like
that," thought Reddy Woodpecker, "with
nothing but air behind them." Mr. Frog's
knack was so unusual that at last Reddy
Woodpecker couldn't keep silent any longer.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So he called to Mr. Frog, "How do you do——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm very well, thank you!" cried
Ferdinand Frog instantly. "How are you?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker had to explain that
Mr. Frog hadn't understood him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What I was going to ask you," he said,
"was not 'How do you do?' It was 'How
do you do that?'"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That what?" Ferdinand Frog inquired.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"How do you spear flies with your
tongue when they're in the air?" Reddy
Woodpecker asked. "I can spear grubs
and things with my tongue when they're
on a tree. And I can catch flies in my
mouth when I'm flying. But I've never
learned your trick."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't spear flies," said Mr. Frog.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Of course Reddy Woodpecker thought
that Mr. Frog had told a </span><em class="italics">whopper</em><span>. Hadn't
he been watching him?</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't spear flies with my tongue,"
Ferdinand Frog went on. "My tongue is
sticky. When it touches a fly, he's caught.
It's very simple."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's an elegant way to catch 'em,"
Reddy remarked.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes," said Mr. Frog; "and that's an
elegant suit you're wearing. Would you
mind if I copied it? You know, I'm the
well known tailor of Pleasant Valley.
And I'm always on the lookout for
something different. Your clothes are
different from any I've ever seen before. I
dare say they'll become quite fashionable
in about ten years."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Well, Reddy Woodpecker didn't know
whether to be angry or pleased. He had
heard that Mr. Frog was queer. But he
hadn't supposed Mr. Frog could be as
queer as he seemed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You may copy my suit if you wish,"
Reddy blurted at last.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Good!" the tailor exclaimed. "Come
with me to my shop and I'll make some notes."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>This was more than Reddy Woodpecker
cared to do. "I won't!" he said flatly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Tut! Tut!" cried Mr. Frog. "You
promised I might copy your suit. You
mustn't break your promise."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm not going inside any shop," Reddy
declared very firmly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course not!" said Mr. Frog. "I'll
go inside. </span><em class="italics">You</em><span> can stay outside. And I'll
look you over through the doorway and
jot down what I need."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All right!" said Reddy Woodpecker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So Mr. Frog leaped ashore and gayly
led the way to his shop near-by.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-odd-mr-frog"><span class="bold large">XXI</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">THE ODD MR. FROG</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Reddy Woodpecker stood on the doorstep
of Mr. Frog's shop. And inside the tiny
building Mr. Frog the tailor squatted
cross-legged and scratched upon a flat
stone. Now and then he glanced up to
look closely at Reddy Woodpecker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Colors: red, white and—yes! blue!"
Mr. Frog murmured, blinking his bulging
eyes at Reddy Woodpecker. "It's a little
too blackish for my taste, but it's certainly
blue.... A good suit for the Fourth of
July!" he muttered. "Just the thing for
a clown to wear in a parade of Horribles!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Frog's remarks did not please
Reddy Woodpecker. In fact they made
him very angry. But Mr. Frog didn't
appear to notice that. He went right on
talking to himself.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Red head and black tail!" he said,
scratching upon his stone all the while.
"Black head and red tail would be much
better."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I didn't come here to be abused!"
Reddy Woodpecker spluttered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The tailor paid no heed to Reddy's protest.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Too much stiffening in the tail!"
Mr. Frog mumbled. "Colors too gay for
everyday wear! Too loud for the best
taste!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>By this time Reddy Woodpecker had
become so furious that he couldn't speak.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile Mr. Frog continued to look
him over calmly, and as his gaze fell at
last upon Reddy's feet he began to titter.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"This person's feet are all wrong," he
chanted, scratching like mad upon his flat
stone. "Never saw a bird before with toes
like his. The rule for birds is: three toes
in front, one toe in back. This person has
two in front and two in back. I </span><em class="italics">thought</em><span>
there was something queer about him."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Look here!" Reddy Woodpecker burst
forth. "I won't stay here any longer.
You're making fun of me. I don't care if
I did promise. If my clothes are so queer
why do you want to copy them?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't </span><em class="italics">want</em><span> to copy them," Mr. Frog
replied. "I'd </span><em class="italics">hate</em><span> to copy them."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then why did you ask me to stand
here in front of your shop while you wrote
down all this nonsense?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You're mistaken," Mr. Frog told him.
"I haven't written a word. I asked you
to come here because you look like a
customer. It's good business to have
customers seen about my shop. I haven't had a
</span><em class="italics">real</em><span> customer this season," he added
somewhat sadly. "So you can't blame me if
I want people to think I have one at
last—now can you?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker had no patience with him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I think you're nothing but a fraud,"
he declared. "I don't believe you're a
tailor at all."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Dear me!" said Mr. Frog. "Maybe
I'm not. Sometimes I've wondered if I
wasn't fooling myself."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You'd better stick to catching flies,"
Reddy advised him. "That's all you're good for."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Perhaps you're right," Mr. Frog replied.
He seemed quite meek and mournful.
But all at once he smiled. "Anyhow,"
he remarked, "it's lucky that the
flies stick to me—now isn't it?"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="dodging-danger"><span class="bold large">XXII</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">DODGING DANGER</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Soon after Reddy Woodpecker settled in
Farmer Green's orchard he noticed that
a certain person often followed him. The
stranger wore gray fur and always
flourished a long, bushy tail behind him. He
could climb trees as well as Reddy
Woodpecker himself. And though he couldn't
fly, he was very skillful at leaping from
one tree top into another.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Whenever Reddy Woodpecker happened
to turn around and spy this lurking
stranger the fellow acted as if he hadn't
seen Reddy Woodpecker. He would pretend
to whisk a bit of bark off the tip of
his tail, or arrange his mustache. But the
moment Reddy turned his back upon him
the stranger would creep a little nearer.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At last this sly person made a quick
dash at Reddy Woodpecker one day. He
discovered, then, that Reddy was both
wide-awake and spry. For Reddy slipped
off the tree trunk where he had been
clinging and easily escaped the greedy clutches
of the stranger.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It's no wonder that Reddy was angry.
No one would care to have his breakfast
interrupted in such a fashion.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I knew that sneak meant to catch me
if he could," Reddy muttered to himself
as he went on with his breakfast.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A few moments later his cousin Mr. Flicker
settled upon an ant hill below him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Who is that stranger?" Reddy Woodpecker
asked Mr. Flicker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Flicker glanced at the sly person
who was just dodging behind a limb.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He's no stranger," said Mr. Flicker.
"He has lived here a good deal longer than
you have. That's Frisky Squirrel."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, he's a little too frisky," Reddy
Woodpecker scolded. "He just jumped
at me. He has been trying to catch me
ever since I came to the farm."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Flicker laughed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's a regular trick of his," he
remarked. "He's always jumping off a
fence post at me. But I have no trouble
dodging him."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't see why he wants to catch me,"
Reddy grumbled. "He can't know—yet—that
I'm fond of nuts. But in the fall,
when the nuts are ripe, I expect I'll make
him almost crazy."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The next time Reddy met his tormentor
he called to him as pleasantly as if there'd
never been any trouble between them.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"How's this place for nuts?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Fine!" cried Frisky Squirrel. "The
woods beyond the meadow are famous for
their beechnuts."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's good news," said Reddy. "I'm
glad I settled here."'</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Frisky gave him a sharp look. "You
don't like beechnuts, do you?" he asked.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't I? Oh, don't I?" Reddy cried.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Strange to say Frisky Squirrel knew
the answer to that question.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! You </span><em class="italics">do</em><span> like them!" he chattered.
"Well, maybe there aren't as many
beechnuts as I thought. Maybe the beechnutting
is poor here. No doubt I'm mistaken
about it. Why don't you go over on the
other side of Blue Mountain to live?
You're </span><em class="italics">sure</em><span> to find plenty of beechnuts
over there next fall."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker laughed heartily.
Frisky Squirrel could not deceive him.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="beechnuts"><span class="bold large">XXIII</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">BEECHNUTS</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>"I'm going to stay right here on this
farm," Reddy Woodpecker declared. "I
like this place."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Perhaps you expect to leave for the
South before the beechnuts are ripe,"
Frisky Squirrel suggested hopefully.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not I!" replied Reddy Woodpecker.
"If I leave, I shall wait until the last
beechnut is eaten. And no doubt I shall
not leave at all. This looks to me like a
good place to spend the winter."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now that Frisky Squirrel knew Reddy
Woodpecker ate beechnuts he was more
determined than ever to catch him. He
had hunted Reddy before. Now he
haunted him. He dogged Reddy
Woodpecker's footsteps. He crept up behind
him and jumped at him a dozen times a day.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Though Frisky didn't know it, he
couldn't have captured Reddy
Woodpecker in a thousand years. Reddy
was too wary to be caught. He always
chuckled after dodging. And he always
called mockingly, "Not this time, young
fellow!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>All summer long the chase went on.
Frisky Squirrel seemed to think that if
only he hunted Reddy long enough there
would come a time when he would catch
him napping.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now, every year as fall drew near it was
Frisky's custom to go each day to the
woods, to inspect the beechnuts. He went
very slyly. It was a business of great
importance. Of course he didn't care to
have everybody know what he was doing.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Imagine his annoyance, then, on his
first trip to the beech grove, to hear Reddy
Woodpecker call out to him, "What do
you think of 'em? Will they be ready to
eat soon?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy was high up in a beech tree. And
Frisky Squirrel was so angry that he
could only look up at him and chatter.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You haven't answered my questions,"
Reddy observed presently. "Perhaps you
aren't a good judge of beechnuts.
Perhaps I'd better ask Jasper Jay."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>That threat made Frisky Squirrel
angrier than ever. He darted up the tree
as fast as he could scramble. If he hadn't
been so angry he would have known how
utterly useless it was to try to catch Reddy
Woodpecker when Reddy was looking
right at him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy calmly moved to another tree.
Frisky Squirrel leaped into the top of it.
Again Reddy moved.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then Frisky sat up on a limb and
glared at him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't mention these nuts to Jasper
Jay!" he cried. "I've been hoping he'd
forget about them. Eat what you want—if
you must. But for goodness' sake don't
go and tell the whole neighborhood about
them. Just between you and me, these
nuts will be ready to eat as soon as there's
a frost to sweeten them."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You're very kind," Reddy Woodpecker
told him. "Very kind indeed!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Well, in about two weeks there was a
frost. When Reddy Woodpecker awoke
one morning the fields were white and a
thin coating of ice covered the
watering-trough in the barnyard.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Some of the birds in Pleasant Valley
had long since left for the South. And
many of those that hadn't announced that
they expected to start for a milder climate
that very evening.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The weather soon grew warmer. And
on the following day Reddy Woodpecker
and Frisky Squirrel met at the beech grove.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"These are good nuts, eh?" called Reddy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"They'd taste sweeter if you weren't
here," Frisky Squirrel mumbled out of a
full mouth.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="the-winter-s-store"><span class="bold large">XXIV</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">THE WINTER'S STORE</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>After Frisky Squirrel had enjoyed a
hearty meal of beechnuts he began to
make hurried trips to a hollow tree
nearby. He lived in that tree. It had a fine
big storeroom. And there he carried
beechnuts in his cheeks. Frisky did not
intend to go hungry when winter came.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile he watched Reddy Woodpecker
out of the corner of his eye. He
still hoped to catch Reddy unawares. And
at last Frisky saw something that he
hadn't expected to see. It made him stop
short and stare.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He saw Reddy Woodpecker loosen a bit
of bark and hide a beechnut under it.
Soon he beheld Reddy stowing beechnuts
away in a hole in an old stump.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Frisky Squirrel was wild with rage.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I told you you might eat as many nuts
as you pleased, if only you wouldn't
mention beechnuts to Jasper Jay. I didn't
say you might hide beechnuts. But I've
caught you hoarding them!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reddy Woodpecker was not ruffled—not
even a single feather.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm putting away a few nuts," he
admitted. "I expect to spend the winter
here. And of course I shall need
something to eat."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't you dare hide another nut!"
Frisky Squirrel scolded.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You're hoarding nuts yourself!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's different," Frisky blustered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>All at once a loud, harsh voice squalled
right above their heads. It belonged to
Jasper Jay. "A quarrel!" he bawled.
"A quarrel over beechnuts! I must do
what I can to stop it. I'll gather as many
beechnuts as I can; because when they're
all gone there won't be anything to quarrel about."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Another hoarder!" chattered Frisky.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>And Jasper Jay was not the last to
appear. For Johnnie Green soon came
hurrying up with a basket. And Frisky
regarded him with great disfavor.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Another hoarder!" Frisky groaned.
And he began to scold Johnnie. "Go
away!" he cried. "We don't want you
here." To his great disgust Johnnie
Green shied a stone at him and told him
not to be saucy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Jasper Jay jeered loudly at Frisky.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's what you get for being a pig,"
he told him. And turning to Reddy
Woodpecker, Jasper added, "You see the
pigs aren't all in the pigsty!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Frisky Squirrel pretended that he
didn't hear any of Jasper Jay's remarks.
He set to work again to gather beechnuts
enough to last him all winter and never
once stopped to dash at Reddy
Woodpecker nor even look at him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>That was only the first of many busy
days for Reddy. Having made up his
mind to spend the winter at Farmer
Green's place he hid nuts everywhere.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>No doubt he never could remember all
of his hiding places. But he found enough
of them when winter came. And though
Frisky Squirrel had stowed away all the
nuts he could possibly need, he never could
bear to watch Reddy Woodpecker pull out
a beechnut from beneath a strip of bark.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He said he never did like to see a bird
eat nuts.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><em class="bold italics large">TUCK-ME-IN TALES</em></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="small">(Trademark Registered)</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">BY
<br/>ARTHUR SCOTT BAILEY</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="medium">AUTHOR OF
<br/>SLEEPY-TIME TALES
<br/>(Trademark Registered)</span></p>
<p class="noindent pnext"><span>The Tale of Jolly Robin
<br/>The Tale of Old Mr. Crow
<br/>The Tale of Solomon Owl
<br/>The Tale of Jasper Jay
<br/>The Tale of Rusty Wren
<br/>The Tale of Daddy Longlegs
<br/>The Tale of Kiddie Katydid
<br/>The Tale of Buster Bumblebee
<br/>The Tale of Freddie Firefly
<br/>The Tale of Betsy Butterfly
<br/>The Tale of Bobby Bobolink
<br/>The Tale of Chirpy Cricket
<br/>The Tale of Mrs. Ladybug
<br/>The Tale of Reddy Woodpecker
<br/>The Tale of Grandmother Goose</span></p>
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