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<h3>Volume Three--Chapter Ten.</h3>
<h4>Mrs Hamps as a Young Man.</h4>
<p>On the Saturday afternoon of the week following the Jubilee, Edwin and Mrs Hamps were
sunning themselves in the garden, when Janet’s face and shoulders appeared suddenly
at the other side of the wall. At the sight of Mrs Hamps she seemed startled and
intimidated, and she bowed somewhat more ceremoniously than usual.</p>
<p>“Good afternoon!”</p>
<p>Then Mrs Hamps returned the bow with superb extravagance, like an Oriental monarch who
is determined to outvie magnificently the gifts of another. Mrs Hamps became conscious of
the whole of her body and of every article of her summer apparel, and nothing of it all
was allowed to escape from contributing to the completeness of the bow. She bridled. She
tossed proudly as it were against the bit. And the rich ruins of her handsomeness adopted
new and softer lines in the overpowering sickly blandishment of a smile. Thus she always
greeted any merely formal acquaintance whom she considered to be above herself in
status—provided, of course, that the acquaintance had done nothing to offend
her.</p>
<p>“Good after<i>noon</i>, Miss Orgreave!”</p>
<p>Reluctantly she permitted her features to relax from the full effort of the smile; but
they might not abandon it entirely.</p>
<p>“I thought Maggie was there,” said Janet.</p>
<p>“She was, a minute ago,” Edwin answered. “She’s just gone in to
father. She’ll be out directly. Do you want her?”</p>
<p>“I only wanted to tell her something,” said Janet, and then paused.</p>
<p>She was obviously very excited. She had the little quick movements of a girl. In her
cream-tinted frock she looked like a mere girl. And she was beautiful in her maturity; a
challenge to the world of males. As she stood there, rising from behind the wall, flushed,
quivering, abandoned to an emotion and yet unconsciously dignified by that peculiar
stateliness that never left her—as she stood there it seemed as if she really was
offering a challenge.</p>
<p>“I’ll fetch Mag, if you like,” said Edwin.</p>
<p>“Well,” said Janet, lifting her chin proudly, “it isn’t a
secret. Alicia’s engaged.” And pride was in every detail of her bearing.</p>
<p>“Well, I never!” Edwin exclaimed.</p>
<p>Mrs Hamps’s features resumed the full smile.</p>
<p>“Can you imagine it? I can’t! It seems only last week that she left
school!”</p>
<p>And indeed it seemed only last week that Alicia was nothing but legs, gawkiness,
blushes, and screwed-up shoulders. And now she was a destined bride. She had caught and
enchanted a youth by her mysterious attractiveness. She had been caught and enchanted by
the mysterious attractiveness of the male. She had known the dreadful anxiety that
precedes the triumph, and the ecstasy of surrender. She had kissed as Janet had never
kissed, and gazed as Janet had never gazed. She knew infinitely more than Janet. She had
always been a child to Janet, but now Janet was the child. No wonder that Janet was
excited.</p>
<p>“Might one ask who is the fortunate young gentleman?” Mrs Hamps dulcetly
inquired.</p>
<p>“It’s Harry Hesketh, from Oldcastle... You’ve met him here,”
she added, glancing at Edwin.</p>
<p>Mrs Hamps nodded, satisfied, and the approving nod indicated that she was aware of all
the excellences of the Hesketh family.</p>
<p>“The tennis man!” Edwin murmured.</p>
<p>“Yes, of course! You aren’t surprised, are you?”</p>
<p>The fact was that Edwin had not given a thought to the possible relations between
Alicia and any particular young man. But Janet’s thrilled air so patently assumed
his interest that he felt obliged to make a certain pretence.</p>
<p>“I’m not what you’d call staggered,” he said roguishly.
“I’m keeping my nerve.” And he gave her an intimate smile.</p>
<p>“Father-in-law and son-in-law have just been talking it over,” said Janet
archly, “in the breakfast-room! Alicia thoughtfully went out for a walk. I’m
dying for her to come back.” Janet laughed from simple joyous expectation.
“When Harry came out of the breakfast-room he just put his arms round me and kissed
me. Yes! That was how I was told about it. He’s a dear! Don’t you think so? I
mean really! I felt I must come and tell some one.”</p>
<p>Edwin had never seen her so moved. Her emotion was touching, it was beautiful. She need
not have said that she had come because she must. The fact was in her rapt eyes. She was
under a spell.</p>
<p>“Well, I must go!” she said, with a curious brusqueness. Perhaps she had a
dim perception that she was behaving in a manner unusual with her. “You’ll
tell your sister.”</p>
<p>Her departing bow to Mrs Hamps had the formality of courts, and was equalled by Mrs
Hamps’s bow. Just as Mrs Hamps, having re-created her elaborate smile, was allowing
it finally to expire, she had to bring it into existence once more, and very suddenly, for
Janet returned to the wall.</p>
<p>“You won’t forget tennis after tea,” said Janet shortly.</p>
<p>Edwin said that he should not.</p>
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<h4>Two.</h4>
<p>“Well, well!” Mrs Hamps commented, and sat down in the wicker-chair of
Darius.</p>
<p>“I wonder she doesn’t get married herself,” said Edwin idly, having
nothing in particular to remark.</p>
<p>“You’re a nice one to say such a thing!” Mrs Hamps exclaimed.</p>
<p>“Why?”</p>
<p>“Well, you really are!” She raised the structure of her bonnet and curls,
and shook it slowly at him. And her gaze had an extraordinary quality of fleshly
naughtiness that half pleased and half annoyed him.</p>
<p>“Why?” he repeated.</p>
<p>“Well,” she said again, “you aren’t a ninny, and you
aren’t a simpleton. At least I hope not. You must know as well as anybody the name
of the young gentleman that <i>she’s</i> waiting for.”</p>
<p>In spite of himself, Edwin blushed: he blushed more and more. Then he scowled.</p>
<p>“What nonsense!” he muttered viciously. He was entirely sincere. The notion
that Janet was waiting for him had never once crossed his mind. It seemed to him
fantastic, one of those silly ideas that a woman such as Auntie Hamps would be likely to
have, or more accurately would be likely to pretend to have. Still, it did just happen
that on this occasion his auntie’s expression was more convincing than usual. She
seemed more human than usual, to have abandoned, at any rate partially, the baffling
garment of effusive insincerity in which she hid her soul. The Eve in her seemed to show
herself, and, looking forth from her eyes, to admit that the youthful dalliance of the
sexes was alone interesting in this life of strict piety. The revelation was uncanny.</p>
<p>“You needn’t talk like that,” she retorted calmly, “unless you
want to go down in my good opinion. You don’t mean to tell me honestly that you
don’t know what’s been the talk of the town for years and years!”</p>
<p>“It’s ridiculous,” said Edwin. “Why—what do you know of
her—you don’t know the Orgreaves at all!”</p>
<p>“I know <i>that</i>, anyway,” said Auntie Hamps.</p>
<p>“Oh! Stuff!” He grew impatient.</p>
<p>And yet, in his extreme astonishment, he was flattered and delighted.</p>
<p>“Of course,” said Auntie Hamps, “you’re so difficult to talk
to—”</p>
<p>“Difficult to talk to!—Me?”</p>
<p>“Otherwise your auntie might have given you a hint long ago. I believe you are a
simpleton after all! I cannot understand what’s come over the young men in these
days. Letting a girl like that wait and wait!” She implied, with a faint scornful
smile, that if she were a young man she would be capable of playing the devil with the
maidenhood of the town. Edwin was rather hurt. And though he felt that he ought not to be
ashamed, yet he was ashamed. He divined that she was asking him how he had the face to
stand there before her, at his age, with his youth unspilled. After all, she was an
astounding woman. He remained silent.</p>
<p>“Why—look how splendid it would be!” she murmured. “The very
thing! Everybody would be delighted!”</p>
<p>He still remained silent.</p>
<p>“But you can’t keep on philandering for ever!” she said sharply.
“She’ll never see thirty again! ... Why does she ask you to go and play at
tennis? Can you tell me that? ... perhaps I’m saying too much, but this I
<i>will</i> say—”</p>
<p>She stopped.</p>
<p>Darius and Maggie appeared at the garden door. Maggie offered her hand to aid her
father, but he repulsed it. Calmly she left him, and came up the garden, out of the deep
shadow into the sunshine. She had learnt the news of the engagement, and had fully
expressed her feelings about it before Darius arrived at his destination and Mrs Hamps
vacated the wicker-chair.</p>
<p>“I’ll get some chairs,” said Edwin gruffly. He could look nobody in
the eyes. As he turned away he heard Mrs Hamps say—</p>
<p>“Great news, father! Alicia Orgreave is engaged!”</p>
<p>The old man made no reply. His mere physical present deprived the betrothal of all its
charm. The news fell utterly flat and lay unregarded and insignificant.</p>
<p>Edwin did not get the chairs. He sent the servant out with them.</p>
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