<h2>CHAPTER XVI.</h2>
<p>About this period the dean had just published a pamphlet in
his own name, and in which that of his friend the bishop was only
mentioned with thanks for hints, observations, and condescending
encouragement to the author.</p>
<p>This pamphlet glowed with the dean’s love for his
country; and such a country as he described, it was impossible
<i>not</i> to love. “Salubrious air, fertile fields,
wood, water, corn, grass, sheep, oxen, fish, fowl, fruit, and
vegetables,” were dispersed with the most prodigal hand;
“valiant men, virtuous women; statesmen wise and just;
tradesmen abounding in merchandise and money; husbandmen
possessing peace, ease, plenty; and all ranks
liberty.” This brilliant description, while the dean
read the work to his family, so charmed poor Henry, that he
repeatedly cried out,</p>
<p>“I am glad I came to this country.”</p>
<p>But it so happened that a few days after, Lady Clementina, in
order to render the delicacy of her taste admired, could eat of
no one dish upon the table, but found fault with them all.
The dean at length said to her,</p>
<p>“Indeed, you are too nice; reflect upon the hundreds of
poor creatures who have not a morsel or a drop of anything to
subsist upon, except bread and water; and even of the first a
scanty allowance, but for which they are obliged to toil six days
in the week, from sun to sun.”</p>
<p>“Pray, uncle,” cried Henry, “in what country
do these poor people live?”</p>
<p>“In this country,” replied the dean.</p>
<p>Henry rose from his chair, ran to the chimney-piece, took up
his uncle’s pamphlet, and said, “I don’t
remember your mentioning them here.”</p>
<p>“Perhaps I have not,” answered the dean,
coolly.</p>
<p>Still Henry turned over each leaf of the book, but he could
meet only with luxurious details of “the fruits of the
earth, the beasts of the field, the birds of the air, and the
fishes of the sea.”</p>
<p>“Why, here is provision enough for all the
people,” said Henry; “why should they want? why do
not they go and take some of these things?”</p>
<p>“They must not,” said the dean, “unless they
were their own.”</p>
<p>“What, uncle! does no part of the earth, nor anything
which the earth produces, belong to the poor?”</p>
<p>“Certainly not.”</p>
<p>“Why did not you say so, then, in your
pamphlet?”</p>
<p>“Because it is what everybody knows.”</p>
<p>“Oh, then, what you have said in your pamphlet is only
what—nobody knows.”</p>
<p>There appeared to the dean, in the delivery of this sentence,
a satirical acrimony, which his irritability as an author could
but ill forgive.</p>
<p>An author, it is said, has more acute feelings in respect to
his works than any artist in the world besides.</p>
<p>Henry had some cause, on the present occasion, to think this
observation just; for no sooner had he spoken the foregoing
words, than his uncle took him by the hand out of the room, and,
leading him to his study, there he enumerated his various faults;
and having told him “it was for all those, too long
permitted with impunity, and not merely for the <i>present</i>
impertinence, that he meant to punish him,” ordered him to
close confinement in his chamber for a week.</p>
<p>In the meantime, the dean’s pamphlet (less hurt by
Henry’s critique than <i>he</i> had been) was proceeding to
the tenth edition, and the author acquiring literary reputation
beyond what he had ever conferred on his friend the bishop.</p>
<p>The style, the energy, the eloquence of the work was echoed by
every reader who could afford to buy it—some few
enlightened ones excepted, who chiefly admired the author’s
<i>invention</i>.</p>
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