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<h3>THE TERRORS OF POLITICS</h3>
<p>There is a good deal to be said for Mr Lloyd
George's complaint against the world for its
treatment of politicians. In one sense, it may be
better to throw a brick at a politician than to
trust him. It encourages the others. Unhappily,
it is a habit that, once acquired, is by no means
easy to discontinue. One throws one's first brick
as a public duty; before one has got through one's
first cart-load, however, one is throwing for the
sheer exhilaration of the thing. It is difficult, for
instance, to believe that if Mr Leo Maxse went to
Paradise itself, he would be able to forget his
cunning with the words "swindlers," "rogues," and
"cabals"; one feels sure that he would discover
some angels requiring to be denounced for singing
"cocoa" hymns, and some committee of the
saints which it was necessary to arraign as Foozle
& Co. The popularity of Mr Maxse's redundant
abuse in <i>The National Review</i> seems to me to be
one of the most significant phenomena of the day.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</SPAN></span>
It is a symptom of the reviving taste for looking
on one's political opponent not only as a public,
but as a private, villain. There was probably
never a time when it was a more popular amusement,
both in print and at the dinner table, to
give a twist of criminality to the portraiture
of political enemies. When Daniel O'Connell
denounced Disraeli as "the heir-at-law of the
blasphemous thief who died on the cross," he was
abusing him, not for his home life, but as a public
figure. Similarly, when Sir William Harcourt
described Mr Chamberlain as "a serpent gnawing
a file," he said nothing which would make even the
most proper lady shrink from bowing to Mr Chamberlain
in the street. The modern sort of nomenclature,
however, has gone beyond this. It is a constant
suggestion that Cabinets are recruited from Pentonville
and Wormwood Scrubs. One would hardly
be surprised, on meeting a Prime Minister nowadays,
to find that he had the bristly chin and the
club of Bill Sikes. As for the rank and file of
Ministers, one does not insult Bill Sikes by comparing
them to him. One thinks of them rather as
on the level with racecourse sneak-thieves and the
bullies of disorderly houses. Decidedly, they are
not persons to take tea with.</p>
<p>Calumny, of course, is as old as Adam—or, at<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</SPAN></span>
least, as Joseph—and one remembers that even
Mr Gladstone was accused of the vulgarest
immorality till a journalist tracked him down and
discovered that it was rescue work, and not the
deadly sin with the largest circulation, which was
his private hobby. That sort of libel no man can
escape who risks remaining alive. Perhaps we
should come to hate our public men as the
Athenians came to hate Aristides if we could find
nothing evil to think about them. What the
politician of the present day has to fear is not an
occasional high tide of calumny, or even a volley
of the old-fashioned abusive epithets, which are,
so to speak, all in the day's play. It is rather the
million-eyed beast of suspicion which democracies
every now and then take to their bosoms as a pet.
Often it seems a noble beast, for it is impossible
to be suspicious all the time without sometimes
suspecting the truth. Its food, however, is neither
primarily truth nor primarily falsehood; it thrives
on both indifferently. And one foresees that,
during the transition stage between the break-up
of the old manners of servility and the inauguration
of the new manners of service, this beast is going
to be more voracious than ever. This may from
some points of view be a good thing. It will be
an announcement, at least, of new forces struggling<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</SPAN></span>
to become politically articulate. On the other hand
from the politician's point of view, it will be not
only deplorable, but terrifying. It will be worse
than having to fight wild beasts in the arena.
Politics, it is safe to prophesy, will before long call
for as cool a nerve, as determined a heroism, as
aviation.</p>
<p>It may be that things have always been like this—that
base motives have been imputed to politicians
ever since politics began—that one's political
enemies always charged one with a dishonest greed
for the spoils of office and all the rest of it. But
the terror of the politics of the future is likely to
be, not that one will be abused by one's enemies,
but that one will be abused by one's friends. That
is the tendency in a democracy which has not yet
found itself. It is a tendency which one sees
occasionally at work to-day at labour conventions.
The unofficial leaders denounce the official leaders;
the official leaders retort in kind; and the hosts
of Labour set out to face the enemy tugging at
each other's ears. There is no job on earth less
enviable than the job of a Labour leader. The
Tory and Radical leaders are supported at least
in public by their respective parties; but the
Labour leader at home among his followers is
commonly regarded as a cross between a skunk and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</SPAN></span>
a whited sepulchre. As a rule, it may be, he
deserves all he gets, but the point is that he would
get it just the same whether he deserved it or not.
The light that beats upon a Labour M.P.'s seat on
the platform is a thousand times fiercer and more
devouring than any that ever beat upon a throne.
This partly arises from the fact that the working
classes are less practised than others in concealing
what passes through their minds. If they suspect
the worst they say so instead of passing a vote of
thanks to the object of their suspicions. Further,
they are still fresh enough to politics to be very
exacting in their demands upon politicians. Other
people have got accustomed to the idea that
lawyers, whether Liberal or Tory, do not go into
the House of Commons, as the Americans say, for
their health. They have settled down comfortably
to regard politics as a field of personal ambition
even more than a field of public service. No doubt
the two aims are, to a great extent, compatible,
but, even so, no one expects the ordinary party
politician to have the faith that goes to the stake
for a conviction. Labour, on the other hand, in
so far as it is articulate, does demand faith of this
kind from its leaders. If they do not possess it
already it is prepared to thump it into them with
a big stick.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The difficulty is to retain this faith after one has
been, as it were, inside politics. One goes into
politics believing in the faith that will remove
mountains: one remains in politics believing in
the machine that will remove mole-hills. It is
only the rare politician who does not ultimately
succumb to the fatal fascination of the machine.
It may be the party machine or the Parliamentary
machine or the administrative machine. In any
case, and to whatever party he belongs, he soon
comes to take it for granted, not that the machine
must be made to do what the people want, but that
the people must learn to be patient, even to the
point of reverence, with the machine, and must
be careful to keep it supplied, not with the vinegar
of criticism, but with the oil of agreement, which
alone enables its wheels to run smoothly. Democracy
has again and again had to rise up and smash
its machines, just because they had become idols
in this way. No doubt, even were Socialism in
full swing, the idolatry of machinery would still,
to some extent, continue, and new machines
would constantly have to be invented to take the
place of the old as soon as the latter began to
acquire this pseudo-religious sanction. There will
probably still also be people who will go about
wanting to destroy machinery from a rather illogical<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</SPAN></span>
idea that anything which is even capable of being
turned into an idol must be evil. The politicians
and the anti-politicians will always stand to each
other in the relation of priests and iconoclasts.
"Priests of machinery," indeed, would be a much
more realistic description of most politicians than
Mr Lloyd George's phrase, "priests of humanity."</p>
<p>There you have the politician's doom. There
you have the real terror for the good man going
into politics. He dreads not that he will be called
names so much as that he will deserve them. Office,
he knows, is as perilous a gift as riches, and the
temptation to be a tyrant, if it is only in a committee
room down a side street, has destroyed men who
stood out like heroes against drink and the flesh and
gold. The House of Commons could easily drift
into becoming the house of the six hundred tyrants,
if only the public would permit it. There is no
amulet against the despotism of politicians except
living opinions among the people. It would be
foolish, however, merely because politicians are in
danger of setting themselves up as tyrants, to
propose to exterminate them. They can, if taken
in time and domesticated, be made at least as useful
as the horse and the cow. Indeed, so long as they
are content to be regarded merely as our poor
brothers, they can be as useful as any other human<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</SPAN></span>
beings almost, except the saints. But they must
demand no sacrosanctity for their position. At
present, when they denounce people for abusing
them, they are as often as not angry merely at
being criticised. They are too fond of thinking
that it is the chief function of the electors to pass
votes of confidence in them. That is why, heartily
as I love politicians, I would keep them on a chain.
But I would not throw stones at them in their
misery. I would even feed the brutes.</p>
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