<h2><SPAN name="III" id="III"></SPAN>III</h2>
<h3>THE SIN OF DANCING</h3>
<p>It is a pleasure to see a modern clergyman expressing
his horror of the dancing of the moment as
Canon Newbolt did in St Paul's. One had begun
to fear lately that the clergy were trying to run a
race of tolerance with the dramatic critics and the
nuts. On the whole I prefer clergymen in the
denouncing mood. They are there to remind us
that the soul does not pour out its riches in rag-time
songs, that Peter is not to be bribed with
trinkets, and that the gates of Heaven will not—so
far as is known—open to the bark of a toy-dog.
They are there, in a sentence, as the shaven
critics of a saltatory world. The history of civilisation
might be interpreted with some reason
as a prolonged conflict between the preachers
and the dancers. The preacher and the dancer
may both be necessary to us, like east and west in
a map; but we feel that, like east and west, they
should keep their distance from each other in
censorious irreconcilement. I know, of course,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</SPAN></span>
that the modern anthropologist is inclined to insist
upon the kinship between dancing and religion.
We are told that the Church was born not, it may
be, under a dancing star, but at any rate under a
dancing savage. The theory is that man originally
expressed his deepest emotions about food, love, and
war in dances. In the course of time the leaping
groups felt the need of a leader, and gradually
the leader of the dance evolved into a hero,
or representative of the group soul, and from that
he afterwards swelled into a god. This, we are
asked to believe, is the lineage of Zeus. The
theory strikes me as being too simple to be true.
It is like an attempt to spell a long word with a
single letter. At the same time, it gains colour
from the fact that the heads of the Church have
continually shown a tendency to dancing since
the days of King David. We have it on good
authority that in the Latin Church the Bishops
were called Præsules because they led the dances in
the church choir on feast days. It is a fact of some
significance, indeed, that at more than one period
of history it has been the heretics rather than the
orthodox who have raged most furiously against
dancing. The Albigenses and the Waldenses are
both examples of this. Superficially, this may seem
to weaken my contention that preaching and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</SPAN></span>
dancing can no more become friends than the lion
and the unicorn. But, if you reflect for a moment,
you will see that it is the heretics rather than the
orthodox who are, of all men, the most given to
preaching. Bishops preach as a matter of duty;
Savonarola and Mr Shaw preach for the religious
pleasure of it. So rare a thing is it to find an
orthodox clergyman of standing doing anything
that deserves the name of preaching—and by
preaching I mean protesting in capable words
against the subordination of life to luxury—that,
whenever he does so, the newspapers put it on
their posters among the great events, like a scandal
about a Cabinet Minister or an earthquake.</p>
<p>It is not difficult to see why the preachers have
usually been so doubtful about the dancers. It is
simply that dancing is for the most part a rhythmical
pantomime of sex. It is the most haremish
of pastimes. One is not surprised to learn that
Henry VIII was the most expert of royal dancers.
He was an enthusiast for the kissing dances of his
day, indeed, even before he had abandoned his
youthful straitness for the moral code of a farmyard
that had gone off its head. I can imagine how a
preacher with his craft at his fingers' ends could
deduce Henry's downfall from those first delicate
trippings. Even the <i>Encyclopædia Britannica</i><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</SPAN></span>
is driven to admit the presence of the amorous
element in dancing. "Actual contact of the
partners," it insists, "is quite intelligible as matter
of pure dancing; for, apart altogether from the
pleasure of the embrace, the harmony of the double
rotation adds very much to the enjoyment." But
that reference to "the pleasure of the embrace"
is fatal to the sentence. How are we simple
people as we whirl in the waltz to know whether
it is the pleasure of the embrace or the harmony
of the double rotation that is making us glow so?
The preachers will certainly not give us the benefit
of the doubt. They will follow the lead of Byron,
who, in his horror at the popularisation of the
waltz, declared that Terpsichore was henceforth
"the least a vestal virgin of the Nine." Many
people will remember the letter which Byron
prefaced to <i>The Waltz</i> over the signature of
Horace Hornem, supposed to be a country
gentleman from the Midlands. Describing his
sensations on first seeing his wife waltzing, Mr
Hornem says:—</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>Judge of my surprise ... to see poor Mrs
Hornem with her arms half round the loins of a
huge hussar-looking gentleman I never set eyes on
before; and his, to say truth, rather more than
half round her waist, turning round, and round,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</SPAN></span>and round, to a d——d see-saw, up-and-down
sort of tune, that reminded me of the "Black
joke."</p>
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<p>Cynics explain Byron's attitude to dancing as
a matter of envy, since he himself was too lame
to waltz. At the same time, I fancy that an
anthropologist from Mars, if he visited the earth,
would take the same view of the drama of the
waltz as Byron did. I do not mean to say that
the waltz cannot be danced in a sublime innocence.
It can, and often is. But the point is that sex is
the arch-musician of it, and whether you approve
of waltzing or disapprove of it will depend upon
whether, like the preachers, you regard sex as
Aholah and Aholibah, or, like the poets, as April and
the song of the stars. It is worth remembering
in this connection that a great preacher like Huxley
took much the same view of poetry that Byron
took of dancing. Most of it, he said, seemed to
him to be little more than sensual caterwauling.
Tolstoi, if I am not mistaken, interpreted <i>Romeo
and Juliet</i> in the same spirit. This kind of analysis,
whether it is just or foolish, always shocks the
crowd, which can never admit the existence of the
senses without blushing for them. Confirmed in
its sentimentalism—and therefore given to "harping
on the sensual string"—it swears that it finds<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</SPAN></span>
the Russian ballet more edifying than church, and
would have no objection to seeing the Merry
Widow waltz introduced into a mothers' meeting.
There is nothing in which we are such hypocrites as
our pleasures. That is why some of us like the
preachers. Even if they are grossly inhuman in
wanting to take our amusements away from us,
they at least insist that we shall submit them to
a realistic analysis. In this they are excellent
servants of the scientific spirit.</p>
<p>What, then, is a reasonable attitude to adopt
towards sex in dancing? Obviously we cannot
abolish sex, even if we wished to do so. And if
we try to chain it up, it will merely become crabbed
like a dog. On the other hand, there is all the
difference in the world between putting a dog on
a chain and encouraging it to go mad and bite
half the parish. There is nearly as wide a distance
separating the courtly dances of the eighteenth
century from the cake-walk, and the apache dance
from the Irish reel. Priests, I know, in whom the
gift of preaching has turned sour, have been as
severe on innocent as on furious dances. But this
is merely an exaggeration of the prevailing sense
of mankind that sex is a wild animal and most
difficult to tame into a fireside pet. It is upon
the civilisation of this animal, none the less, though<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</SPAN></span>
not upon the butchering of it, that the decencies
of the world depend. And this is exercise for a
hero, for the animal in question has a desperate
tendency to revert to type. One noticed how its
eye bulged with the memory of African forests
when the cake-walk affronted the sun a few years
ago. The cake-walk, I admit, seemed a right and
rapturous thing enough when it was danced by
those in whose veins was the recent blood of Africa.
But when young gentlemen began to introduce it
as a figure in the lancers in suburban back-parlours
one resented it, not merely as an emasculated
parody, but as an act of dishonest innocence. But
everywhere it has been the tendency of dancing
in recent years to become more noisily sexual. I
am not thinking of the dancing in undress which
for a time captured the music-halls. That is
almost the least sexual dancing we have had. The
dancing of Isidora Duncan was of as good report
as a painting by old Sir Joshua. We may pass
over the Russian ballet, too, because of the art
which often raised it to beauty, though it is interesting
to speculate what St Bernard would have
thought of Nijinsky. But, as for rag-time, it is
a silly madness, a business for Mænads of both
sexes; and all those gesticulations of the human
frame known as bunny-hugs, turkey-trots, and the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</SPAN></span>
rest of it are condemned by their very names as
tolerable only in the menagerie. On the other
hand, because the bunny in man and the turkey
in woman have revived themselves with such
impudence, are we to get out our guns against all
dancing? Far from it. One is not going to
sacrifice the flowery grace of Genée, or Pavlova
with her genius of the butterflies, because of the
multitude of fools. All we can do is to insist
upon the recognition of the fact that dancing may
be good or bad, as eggs are good or bad, and to
remind the world that in dancing, as in eggs,
freshness is even more beautiful than decadence.
Perhaps some of the performances of the Russian
ballet would come off limping from such a test.
Opinions will differ about that. In any case, one
cannot help the logic of one's belief. Each of us,
no doubt, contains something of the preacher and
something of the dancer; and our enthusiasms
depend upon which of the two is dominant in us.
Meanwhile, we are likely to go on preaching against
our dancing, and dancing against our preaching,
till the end of time. That merely proves the completeness
of our humanity. It makes for balance,
like, as I have said, east and west in a map. That,
surely, is a conclusion which ought to satisfy
everybody.</p>
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