<h2><SPAN name="chap05"></SPAN>Chapter V.<br/> THE KING’S MUSKETEERS AND THE CARDINAL’S GUARDS</h2>
<p class="pfirst"><span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 3.00em">D</span><span class="dropspan">’Artagnan</span> was acquainted with nobody in Paris. He went
therefore to his appointment with Athos without a second, determined to be
satisfied with those his adversary should choose. Besides, his intention was
formed to make the brave Musketeer all suitable apologies, but without meanness
or weakness, fearing that might result from this duel which generally results
from an affair of this kind, when a young and vigorous man fights with an
adversary who is wounded and weakened—if conquered, he doubles the
triumph of his antagonist; if a conqueror, he is accused of foul play and want
of courage.</p>
<p>Now, we must have badly painted the character of our adventure seeker, or our
readers must have already perceived that D’Artagnan was not an ordinary man;
therefore, while repeating to himself that his death was inevitable, he did not
make up his mind to die quietly, as one less courageous and less restrained
might have done in his place. He reflected upon the different characters of
those with whom he was going to fight, and began to view his situation more
clearly. He hoped, by means of loyal excuses, to make a friend of Athos, whose
lordly air and austere bearing pleased him much. He flattered himself he should
be able to frighten Porthos with the adventure of the baldric, which he might,
if not killed upon the spot, relate to everybody a recital which, well managed,
would cover Porthos with ridicule. As to the astute Aramis, he did not
entertain much dread of him; and supposing he should be able to get so far, he
determined to dispatch him in good style or at least, by hitting him in the
face, as Cæsar recommended his soldiers do to those of Pompey, to damage
forever the beauty of which he was so proud.</p>
<p>In addition to this, D’Artagnan possessed that invincible stock of resolution
which the counsels of his father had implanted in his heart: “Endure nothing
from anyone but the king, the cardinal, and Monsieur de Tréville.” He flew,
then, rather than walked, toward the convent of the Carmes Déchaussés, or
rather Deschaux, as it was called at that period, a sort of building without a
window, surrounded by barren fields—an accessory to the Preaux-Clercs,
and which was generally employed as the place for the duels of men who had no
time to lose.</p>
<p>When D’Artagnan arrived in sight of the bare spot of ground which extended
along the foot of the monastery, Athos had been waiting about five minutes, and
twelve o’clock was striking. He was, then, as punctual as the Samaritan woman,
and the most rigorous casuist with regard to duels could have nothing to say.</p>
<p>Athos, who still suffered grievously from his wound, though it had been dressed
anew by M. de Tréville’s surgeon, was seated on a post and waiting for his
adversary with hat in hand, his feather even touching the ground.</p>
<p>“Monsieur,” said Athos, “I have engaged two of my friends as seconds; but these
two friends are not yet come, at which I am astonished, as it is not at all
their custom.”</p>
<p>“I have no seconds on my part, monsieur,” said D’Artagnan; “for having only
arrived yesterday in Paris, I as yet know no one but Monsieur de Tréville, to
whom I was recommended by my father, who has the honor to be, in some degree,
one of his friends.”</p>
<p>Athos reflected for an instant. “You know no one but Monsieur de Tréville?” he
asked.</p>
<p>“Yes, monsieur, I know only him.”</p>
<p>“Well, but then,” continued Athos, speaking half to himself, “if I kill you, I
shall have the air of a boy-slayer.”</p>
<p>“Not too much so,” replied D’Artagnan, with a bow that was not deficient in
dignity, “since you do me the honor to draw a sword with me while suffering
from a wound which is very inconvenient.”</p>
<p>“Very inconvenient, upon my word; and you hurt me devilishly, I can tell you.
But I will take the left hand—it is my custom in such circumstances. Do
not fancy that I do you a favor; I use either hand easily. And it will be even
a disadvantage to you; a left-handed man is very troublesome to people who are
not prepared for it. I regret I did not inform you sooner of this
circumstance.”</p>
<p>“You have truly, monsieur,” said D’Artagnan, bowing again, “a courtesy, for
which, I assure you, I am very grateful.”</p>
<p>“You confuse me,” replied Athos, with his gentlemanly air; “let us talk of
something else, if you please. Ah, s’blood, how you have hurt me! My shoulder
quite burns.”</p>
<p>“If you would permit me—” said D’Artagnan, with timidity.</p>
<p>“What, monsieur?”</p>
<p>“I have a miraculous balsam for wounds—a balsam given to me by my mother
and of which I have made a trial upon myself.”</p>
<p>“Well?”</p>
<p>“Well, I am sure that in less than three days this balsam would cure you; and
at the end of three days, when you would be cured—well, sir, it would
still do me a great honor to be your man.”</p>
<p>D’Artagnan spoke these words with a simplicity that did honor to his courtesy,
without throwing the least doubt upon his courage.</p>
<p>“<i>Pardieu</i>, monsieur!” said Athos, “that’s a proposition that pleases me;
not that I can accept it, but a league off it savors of the gentleman. Thus
spoke and acted the gallant knights of the time of Charlemagne, in whom every
cavalier ought to seek his model. Unfortunately, we do not live in the times of
the great emperor, we live in the times of the cardinal; and three days hence,
however well the secret might be guarded, it would be known, I say, that we
were to fight, and our combat would be prevented. I think these fellows will
never come.”</p>
<p>“If you are in haste, monsieur,” said D’Artagnan, with the same simplicity with
which a moment before he had proposed to him to put off the duel for three
days, “and if it be your will to dispatch me at once, do not inconvenience
yourself, I pray you.”</p>
<p>“There is another word which pleases me,” cried Athos, with a gracious nod to
D’Artagnan. “That did not come from a man without a heart. Monsieur, I love men
of your kidney; and I foresee plainly that if we don’t kill each other, I shall
hereafter have much pleasure in your conversation. We will wait for these
gentlemen, so please you; I have plenty of time, and it will be more correct.
Ah, here is one of them, I believe.”</p>
<p>In fact, at the end of the Rue Vaugirard the gigantic Porthos appeared.</p>
<p>“What!” cried D’Artagnan, “is your first witness Monsieur Porthos?”</p>
<p>“Yes, that disturbs you?”</p>
<p>“By no means.”</p>
<p>“And here is the second.”</p>
<p>D’Artagnan turned in the direction pointed to by Athos, and perceived Aramis.</p>
<p>“What!” cried he, in an accent of greater astonishment than before, “your
second witness is Monsieur Aramis?”</p>
<p>“Doubtless! Are you not aware that we are never seen one without the others,
and that we are called among the Musketeers and the Guards, at court and in the
city, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, or the Three Inseparables? And yet, as you
come from Dax or Pau—”</p>
<p>“From Tarbes,” said D’Artagnan.</p>
<p>“It is probable you are ignorant of this little fact,” said Athos.</p>
<p>“My faith!” replied D’Artagnan, “you are well named, gentlemen; and my
adventure, if it should make any noise, will prove at least that your union is
not founded upon contrasts.”</p>
<p>In the meantime, Porthos had come up, waved his hand to Athos, and then turning
toward D’Artagnan, stood quite astonished.</p>
<p>Let us say in passing that he had changed his baldric and relinquished his
cloak.</p>
<p>“Ah, ah!” said he, “what does this mean?”</p>
<p>“This is the gentleman I am going to fight with,” said Athos, pointing to
D’Artagnan with his hand and saluting him with the same gesture.</p>
<p>“Why, it is with him I am also going to fight,” said Porthos.</p>
<p>“But not before one o’clock,” replied D’Artagnan.</p>
<p>“And I also am to fight with this gentleman,” said Aramis, coming in his turn
onto the place.</p>
<p>“But not until two o’clock,” said D’Artagnan, with the same calmness.</p>
<p>“But what are you going to fight about, Athos?” asked Aramis.</p>
<p>“Faith! I don’t very well know. He hurt my shoulder. And you, Porthos?”</p>
<p>“Faith! I am going to fight—because I am going to fight,” answered
Porthos, reddening.</p>
<p>Athos, whose keen eye lost nothing, perceived a faintly sly smile pass over the
lips of the young Gascon as he replied, “We had a short discussion upon dress.”</p>
<p>“And you, Aramis?” asked Athos.</p>
<p>“Oh, ours is a theological quarrel,” replied Aramis, making a sign to
D’Artagnan to keep secret the cause of their duel.</p>
<p>Athos indeed saw a second smile on the lips of D’Artagnan.</p>
<p>“Indeed?” said Athos.</p>
<p>“Yes; a passage of St. Augustine, upon which we could not agree,” said the
Gascon.</p>
<p>“Decidedly, this is a clever fellow,” murmured Athos.</p>
<p>“And now you are assembled, gentlemen,” said D’Artagnan, “permit me to offer
you my apologies.”</p>
<p>At this word <i>apologies</i>, a cloud passed over the brow of Athos, a haughty
smile curled the lip of Porthos, and a negative sign was the reply of Aramis.</p>
<p>“You do not understand me, gentlemen,” said D’Artagnan, throwing up his head,
the sharp and bold lines of which were at the moment gilded by a bright ray of
the sun. “I asked to be excused in case I should not be able to discharge my
debt to all three; for Monsieur Athos has the right to kill me first, which
must much diminish the face-value of your bill, Monsieur Porthos, and render
yours almost null, Monsieur Aramis. And now, gentlemen, I repeat, excuse me,
but on that account only, and—on guard!”</p>
<p>At these words, with the most gallant air possible, D’Artagnan drew his sword.</p>
<p>The blood had mounted to the head of D’Artagnan, and at that moment he would
have drawn his sword against all the Musketeers in the kingdom as willingly as
he now did against Athos, Porthos, and Aramis.</p>
<p>It was a quarter past midday. The sun was in its zenith, and the spot chosen
for the scene of the duel was exposed to its full ardor.</p>
<p>“It is very hot,” said Athos, drawing his sword in its turn, “and yet I cannot
take off my doublet; for I just now felt my wound begin to bleed again, and I
should not like to annoy Monsieur with the sight of blood which he has not
drawn from me himself.”</p>
<p>“That is true, Monsieur,” replied D’Artagnan, “and whether drawn by myself or
another, I assure you I shall always view with regret the blood of so brave a
gentleman. I will therefore fight in my doublet, like yourself.”</p>
<p>“Come, come, enough of such compliments!” cried Porthos. “Remember, we are
waiting for our turns.”</p>
<p>“Speak for yourself when you are inclined to utter such incongruities,”
interrupted Aramis. “For my part, I think what they say is very well said, and
quite worthy of two gentlemen.”</p>
<p>“When you please, monsieur,” said Athos, putting himself on guard.</p>
<p>“I waited your orders,” said D’Artagnan, crossing swords.</p>
<p>But scarcely had the two rapiers clashed, when a company of the Guards of his
Eminence, commanded by M. de Jussac, turned the corner of the convent.</p>
<p>“The cardinal’s Guards!” cried Aramis and Porthos at the same time. “Sheathe
your swords, gentlemen, sheathe your swords!”</p>
<p>But it was too late. The two combatants had been seen in a position which left
no doubt of their intentions.</p>
<p>“Halloo!” cried Jussac, advancing toward them and making a sign to his men to
do so likewise, “halloo, Musketeers? Fighting here, are you? And the edicts?
What is become of them?”</p>
<p>“You are very generous, gentlemen of the Guards,” said Athos, full of rancor,
for Jussac was one of the aggressors of the preceding day. “If we were to see
you fighting, I can assure you that we would make no effort to prevent you.
Leave us alone, then, and you will enjoy a little amusement without cost to
yourselves.”</p>
<p>“Gentlemen,” said Jussac, “it is with great regret that I pronounce the thing
impossible. Duty before everything. Sheathe, then, if you please, and follow
us.”</p>
<p>“Monsieur,” said Aramis, parodying Jussac, “it would afford us great pleasure
to obey your polite invitation if it depended upon ourselves; but unfortunately
the thing is impossible—Monsieur de Tréville has forbidden it. Pass on
your way, then; it is the best thing to do.”</p>
<p>This raillery exasperated Jussac. “We will charge upon you, then,” said he, “if
you disobey.”</p>
<p>“There are five of them,” said Athos, half aloud, “and we are but three; we
shall be beaten again, and must die on the spot, for, on my part, I declare I
will never appear again before the captain as a conquered man.”</p>
<p>Athos, Porthos, and Aramis instantly drew near one another, while Jussac drew
up his soldiers.</p>
<p>This short interval was sufficient to determine D’Artagnan on the part he was
to take. It was one of those events which decide the life of a man; it was a
choice between the king and the cardinal—the choice made, it must be
persisted in. To fight, that was to disobey the law, that was to risk his head,
that was to make at one blow an enemy of a minister more powerful than the king
himself. All this the young man perceived, and yet, to his praise we speak it,
he did not hesitate a second. Turning towards Athos and his friends,
“Gentlemen,” said he, “allow me to correct your words, if you please. You said
you were but three, but it appears to me we are four.”</p>
<p>“But you are not one of us,” said Porthos.</p>
<p>“That’s true,” replied D’Artagnan; “I have not the uniform, but I have the
spirit. My heart is that of a Musketeer; I feel it, monsieur, and that impels
me on.”</p>
<p>“Withdraw, young man,” cried Jussac, who doubtless, by his gestures and the
expression of his countenance, had guessed D’Artagnan’s design. “You may
retire; we consent to that. Save your skin; begone quickly.”</p>
<p>D’Artagnan did not budge.</p>
<p>“Decidedly, you are a brave fellow,” said Athos, pressing the young man’s hand.</p>
<p>“Come, come, choose your part,” replied Jussac.</p>
<p>“Well,” said Porthos to Aramis, “we must do something.”</p>
<p>“Monsieur is full of generosity,” said Athos.</p>
<p>But all three reflected upon the youth of D’Artagnan, and dreaded his
inexperience.</p>
<p>“We should only be three, one of whom is wounded, with the addition of a boy,”
resumed Athos; “and yet it will not be the less said we were four men.”</p>
<p>“Yes, but to yield!” said Porthos.</p>
<p>“That <i>is</i> difficult,” replied Athos.</p>
<p>D’Artagnan comprehended their irresolution.</p>
<p>“Try me, gentlemen,” said he, “and I swear to you by my honor that I will not
go hence if we are conquered.”</p>
<p>“What is your name, my brave fellow?” said Athos.</p>
<p>“D’Artagnan, monsieur.”</p>
<p>“Well, then, Athos, Porthos, Aramis, and D’Artagnan, forward!” cried Athos.</p>
<p>“Come, gentlemen, have you decided?” cried Jussac for the third time.</p>
<p>“It is done, gentlemen,” said Athos.</p>
<p>“And what is your choice?” asked Jussac.</p>
<p>“We are about to have the honor of charging you,” replied Aramis, lifting his
hat with one hand and drawing his sword with the other.</p>
<p>“Ah! You resist, do you?” cried Jussac.</p>
<p>“S’blood; does that astonish you?”</p>
<p>And the nine combatants rushed upon each other with a fury which however did
not exclude a certain degree of method.</p>
<p>Athos fixed upon a certain Cahusac, a favorite of the cardinal’s. Porthos had
Bicarat, and Aramis found himself opposed to two adversaries. As to D’Artagnan,
he sprang toward Jussac himself.</p>
<p>The heart of the young Gascon beat as if it would burst through his
side—not from fear, God be thanked, he had not the shade of it, but with
emulation; he fought like a furious tiger, turning ten times round his
adversary, and changing his ground and his guard twenty times. Jussac was, as
was then said, a fine blade, and had had much practice; nevertheless it
required all his skill to defend himself against an adversary who, active and
energetic, departed every instant from received rules, attacking him on all
sides at once, and yet parrying like a man who had the greatest respect for his
own epidermis.</p>
<p>This contest at length exhausted Jussac’s patience. Furious at being held in
check by one whom he had considered a boy, he became warm and began to make
mistakes. D’Artagnan, who though wanting in practice had a sound theory,
redoubled his agility. Jussac, anxious to put an end to this, springing
forward, aimed a terrible thrust at his adversary, but the latter parried it;
and while Jussac was recovering himself, glided like a serpent beneath his
blade, and passed his sword through his body. Jussac fell like a dead mass.</p>
<p>D’Artagnan then cast an anxious and rapid glance over the field of battle.</p>
<p>Aramis had killed one of his adversaries, but the other pressed him warmly.
Nevertheless, Aramis was in a good situation, and able to defend himself.</p>
<p>Bicarat and Porthos had just made counterhits. Porthos had received a thrust
through his arm, and Bicarat one through his thigh. But neither of these two
wounds was serious, and they only fought more earnestly.</p>
<p>Athos, wounded anew by Cahusac, became evidently paler, but did not give way a
foot. He only changed his sword hand, and fought with his left hand.</p>
<p>According to the laws of dueling at that period, D’Artagnan was at liberty to
assist whom he pleased. While he was endeavoring to find out which of his
companions stood in greatest need, he caught a glance from Athos. The glance
was of sublime eloquence. Athos would have died rather than appeal for help;
but he could look, and with that look ask assistance. D’Artagnan interpreted
it; with a terrible bound he sprang to the side of Cahusac, crying, “To me,
Monsieur Guardsman; I will slay you!”</p>
<p>Cahusac turned. It was time; for Athos, whose great courage alone supported
him, sank upon his knee.</p>
<p>“S’blood!” cried he to D’Artagnan, “do not kill him, young man, I beg of you. I
have an old affair to settle with him when I am cured and sound again. Disarm
him only—make sure of his sword. That’s it! Very well done!”</p>
<p>The exclamation was drawn from Athos by seeing the sword of Cahusac fly twenty
paces from him. D’Artagnan and Cahusac sprang forward at the same instant, the
one to recover, the other to obtain, the sword; but D’Artagnan, being the more
active, reached it first and placed his foot upon it.</p>
<p>Cahusac immediately ran to the Guardsman whom Aramis had killed, seized his
rapier, and returned toward D’Artagnan; but on his way he met Athos, who during
his relief which D’Artagnan had procured him had recovered his breath, and who,
for fear that D’Artagnan would kill his enemy, wished to resume the fight.</p>
<p>D’Artagnan perceived that it would be disobliging Athos not to leave him alone;
and in a few minutes Cahusac fell, with a sword thrust through his throat.</p>
<p>At the same instant Aramis placed his sword point on the breast of his fallen
enemy, and forced him to ask for mercy.</p>
<p>There only then remained Porthos and Bicarat. Porthos made a thousand
flourishes, asking Bicarat what o’clock it could be, and offering him his
compliments upon his brother’s having just obtained a company in the regiment
of Navarre; but, jest as he might, he gained nothing. Bicarat was one of those
iron men who never fell dead.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, it was necessary to finish. The watch might come up and take all
the combatants, wounded or not, royalists or cardinalists. Athos, Aramis, and
D’Artagnan surrounded Bicarat, and required him to surrender. Though alone
against all and with a wound in his thigh, Bicarat wished to hold out; but
Jussac, who had risen upon his elbow, cried out to him to yield. Bicarat was a
Gascon, as D’Artagnan was; he turned a deaf ear, and contented himself with
laughing, and between two parries finding time to point to a spot of earth with
his sword, “Here,” cried he, parodying a verse of the Bible, “here will Bicarat
die; for I only am left, and they seek my life.”</p>
<p>“But there are four against you; leave off, I command you.”</p>
<p>“Ah, if you command me, that’s another thing,” said Bicarat. “As you are my
commander, it is my duty to obey.” And springing backward, he broke his sword
across his knee to avoid the necessity of surrendering it, threw the pieces
over the convent wall, and crossed his arms, whistling a cardinalist air.</p>
<p>Bravery is always respected, even in an enemy. The Musketeers saluted Bicarat
with their swords, and returned them to their sheaths. D’Artagnan did the same.
Then, assisted by Bicarat, the only one left standing, they bore Jussac,
Cahusac, and one of Aramis’s adversaries who was only wounded, under the porch
of the convent. The fourth, as we have said, was dead. They then rang the bell,
and carrying away four swords out of five, they took their road, intoxicated
with joy, toward the hôtel of M. de Tréville.</p>
<p>They walked arm in arm, occupying the whole width of the street and taking in
every Musketeer they met, so that in the end it became a triumphal march. The
heart of D’Artagnan swam in delirium; he marched between Athos and Porthos,
pressing them tenderly.</p>
<p>“If I am not yet a Musketeer,” said he to his new friends, as he passed through
the gateway of M. de Tréville’s hôtel, “at least I have entered upon my
apprenticeship, haven’t I?”</p>
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