<h2 id="id00498" style="margin-top: 4em">Chapter SEVEN</h2>
<p id="id00499" style="margin-top: 2em">A fresh thrill went through an atmosphere already super-saturated with
excitement, when next morning all Lucia's friends who had been bidden
to the garden-party (Tightum) were rung up on the telephone and
informed that the party was Hightum. That caused a good deal of extra
work, because the Tightum robes had to be put away again, and the
Hightums aired and brushed and valetted. But it was well worth it, for
Riseholme had not the slightest difficulty in conjecturing that Olga
Bracely was to be among the guests. For a cultured and artistic centre
the presence of a star that blazed so regally in the very zenith of the
firmament of art absolutely demanded the Hightum which the presence of
poor Lady Ambermere (though she would not have liked that) had been
powerless to bring out of their cupboards. And these delightful
anticipations concentrated themselves into one rose-coloured point of
joy, when no less than two independent observers, without collusion,
saw the piano-tuner either entering or leaving The Hurst, while a
third, an ear-witness, unmistakably heard the tuning of the piano
actually going on. It was thus clear to all penetrating minds that Olga
Bracely was going to sing. It was further known that something was
going on between her and Georgie, for she had been heard by one Miss
Antrobus to ask for Georgie's number at the telephone in the Ambermere
Arms. Etiquette forbade her actually to listen to what passed, but she
could not help hearing Olga laugh at something (presumably) that
Georgie said. He himself took no part in the green-parliament that
morning, but had been seen to dash into the fruiterer's and out again,
before he went in a great hurry to The Hurst, shortly after
twelve-thirty. Classes on Eastern philosophy under the tuition of
Mrs Quantock's Indian, were already beginning to be hinted at, but
today in the breathless excitement about the prima-donna nobody cared
about that; they might all have been taking lessons in cannibalism,
and nobody would have been interested. Finally about one o'clock one
of the motors in which the party had arrived yesterday drew up at the
door of the Ambermere Arms, and presently Mr Bracely,—no, dear, Mr
Shuttleworth got in and drove off alone. That was very odd conduct in a
lately-married bridegroom, and it was hoped that there had been no
quarrel.</p>
<p id="id00500">Olga had, of course, been given no directions as to Hightum or Tightum,
and when she walked across to Georgie's house shortly after half-past
one only Mrs Weston who was going back home to lunch at top speed was
aware that she was dressed in a very simple dark blue morning frock,
that would almost have passed for Scrub. It is true that it was
exceedingly well cut, and had not the look of having been rolled up in
a ball and hastily ironed out again that usually distinguished Scrub,
and she also wore a string of particularly fine pearls round her neck,
the sort of ornament that in Riseholme would only be seen in an
evening Hightum, even if anybody in Riseholme had owned such things.
Lucia, not long ago had expressed the opinion that jewels were vulgar
except at night, and for her part she wore none at all, preferring one
Greek cameo of uncertain authenticity.</p>
<p id="id00501">Georgie received Olga alone, for Hermy and Ursy were not yet back from
their golf.</p>
<p id="id00502">"It is good of you to let me come without my husband," she said. "His
excuse is toothache and he has driven into Brinton—"</p>
<p id="id00503">"I'm very sorry," said Georgie.</p>
<p id="id00504">"You needn't be, for now I'll tell you his real reason. He thought that
if he lunched with you he would have to come on to the garden party,
and that he was absolutely determined not to do. You were the thin edge
of the wedge, in fact. My dear, what a delicious house. All panelled,
with that lovely garden behind. And croquet—may we play croquet after
lunch? I always try to cheat, and if I'm found out I lose my temper.
Georgie won't play with me, so I play with my maid."</p>
<p id="id00505">"This Georgie will," said he.</p>
<p id="id00506">"How nice of him! And do you know what we did this morning, before the
toothache didn't begin? We went all over that house three doors away,
which is being done up. It belongs to the proprietor of the Ambermere
Arms. And—oh, I wonder if you can keep a secret?"</p>
<p id="id00507">"Yes," said Georgie. He probably had never kept one yet, but there was
no reason why he shouldn't begin now.</p>
<p id="id00508">"Well, I'm absolutely determined to buy it, only I daren't tell my
husband until I've done it. He has an odd nature. When a thing is done,
settled, and there's no help for it, he finds it adorable, but he also
finds fatal objections to doing it at all, if he is consulted about it
before it is done. So not a word! I shall buy it, make the garden,
furnish it, down to the minutest detail, and engage the servants, and
then he'll give it me for a birthday present. I had to tell somebody or
I should burst."</p>
<p id="id00509">Georgie nearly swooned with fervour and admiration.</p>
<p id="id00510">"But what a perfect plan!" he said. "You really like our little<br/>
Riseholme?"<br/></p>
<p id="id00511">"It's not a question of liking; it's a mere detail of not being able to
do without it. I don't like breathing, but I should die if I didn't. I
want some delicious, hole-in-the-corner, lazy backwater sort of place,
where nothing ever happens, and nobody ever does anything. I've been
observing all the morning, and your habits are adorable. Nothing ever
happens here, and that will precisely suit me, when I get away from my
work."</p>
<p id="id00512">Georgie was nearer swooning than ever at this. He could hardly believe
his ears when she talked of Riseholme being a lazy backwater, and
almost thought she must have been speaking of London, where, as Lucia
had acutely observed, people sat in the Park all morning and talked of
each other's affairs, and spent the afternoon at picture-galleries, and
danced all night. There was a flippant, lazy existence.</p>
<p id="id00513">But she was far too much absorbed in her project to notice his
stupefaction.</p>
<p id="id00514">"But if you breathe a word," she said, "everything will be spoilt. It
has to burst on Georgie. Oh, and there's another mulberry-tree in your
garden as well as the one in front. It's too much."</p>
<p id="id00515">Her eyes followed Foljambe out of the door.</p>
<p id="id00516">"And I know your parlour-maid is called Paravicini or Grosvenor," she
said.</p>
<p id="id00517">"No, she is Foljambe," said Georgie.</p>
<p id="id00518">She laughed.</p>
<p id="id00519">"I knew I was right," she said. "It's practically the same thing. Oh,
and last night! I never had such an awful evening. Why didn't you warn
me, and my husband should have had toothache then instead of this
morning."</p>
<p id="id00520">"What happened?" asked he.</p>
<p id="id00521">"But the woman's insane, that Ambermere parrot, I mean. Georgie and I
were ten minutes late, and she had a jet tiara on, and why did she ask
us to dine at a quarter to eight, if she meant a quarter to eight,
instead of saying half-past-seven? They were actually going into dinner
when we came, a mournful procession of three moth-eaten men and three
whiskered women. Upon which the procession broke up, as if we had been
the riot act, and was arranged again, as a funeral procession, and
Georgie with Lady Ambermere was the hearse. We dined in the family
vault and talked about Lady Ambermere's pug. She talked about you, too,
and said you were of county family, and that Mrs Lucas was a very
decent sort of woman, and that she herself was going to look in on her
garden-party today. Then she looked at my pearls, and asked if they
were genuine. So I looked at her teeth, and there was no need to ask
about them."</p>
<p id="id00522">"Don't miss out a moment," said Georgie greedily.</p>
<p id="id00523">"Whenever Lady Ambermere spoke, everybody else was silent. I didn't
grasp that at first, for no one had explained the rules. So she stopped
in the middle of a sentence and waited till I had finished. Then she
went on again, precisely where she had left off. Then when we came into
the drawing room, the whiskered ladies and I, there a little woman like
a mouse sitting there, and nobody introduced her. So naturally I went
to talk to her, before which the great parrot said, 'Will you kindly
fetch my wool-work, Miss Lyall?' and Miss Lyall took a sack out of the
corner, and inside was the sacred carpet. And then I waited for some
coffee and cigarettes, and I waited, and I waited, and I am waiting
still. The Parrot said that coffee always kept her awake, and that was
why. And then Georgie came in with the others, and I could see by his
face that he hadn't had a cigarette either. It was then half-past nine.
And then each man sat down between two women, and Pug sat in the middle
and looked for fleas. Then Lady Ambermere got up, and came across the
charmed circle to me. She said: 'I hope you have brought your music,
Mrs Shuttleworth. Kindly open the piano, Miss Lyall. It was always
considered a remarkably fine instrument.'"</p>
<p id="id00524">Olga waved the fork on which was impaled a piece of the pineapple which<br/>
Georgie had purchased that morning at the fruiterer's.<br/></p>
<p id="id00525">"The stupendous cheek!" she said. "I thought it must be a joke, and
laughed with the greatest politeness. But it wasn't! You'll hardly
believe it, but it wasn't! One of the whiskered ones said, That will be
a great treat,' and another put on the face that everyone wears at
concerts. And I was so stunned that I sang, and Lady Ambermere beat
time, and Pug barked."</p>
<p id="id00526">She pointed a finger at Georgie.</p>
<p id="id00527">"Never till the day of judgment," she said, "when Lady Ambermere
gnashes her beautiful teeth for ever and ever, will I set foot in that
house again. Nor she in my house. I will set fire to it sooner. There!
My dear, what a good lunch you have given me. May we play croquet at
once?"</p>
<p id="id00528">Lucia's garden-parties were scheduled from four to seven and
half-an-hour before the earliest guest might be expected, she was
casting an eagle eye over the preparations which today were on a very
sumptuous scale. The bowls were laid out in the bowling alley, not
because anybody in Hightums dresses was the least likely to risk the
stooping down and the strong movements that the game entailed, but
because bowls were Elizabethan. Between the alley and the lawn nearer
to the house was a large marquee, where the commoner crowd—though no
crowd could be really common in Riseholme—would refresh itself. But
even where none are common there may still be degrees in rarity, and by
the side of this general refreshment room was a smaller tent carpeted
with Oriental rugs, and having inside it some half-dozen chairs, and two
seats which can only be described as thrones, for Lady Ambermere or Olga
Bracely, while Lucia's Guru, though throneworthy, would very kindly sit
in one of his most interesting attitudes on the floor. This tent was
designed only for high converse, and common guests (if they were good)
would be led into it and introduced to the great presences, while for
the refreshment of the presences, in intervals of audience, a more
elaborate meal, with peaches and four sorts of sandwiches was laid in
the smoking-parlour. Thus those guests for whom audiences were not
provided, could have the felicity of seeing the great ones pass across
the lawn on their excursions for food, and possibly trip over the
croquet hoops, which had been left up to give an air of naturalness to
the lawn. In the smoking-parlour an Elzevir or two were left
negligently open, as if Mr and Mrs Lucas had been reading the works of
Persius and Juvenal when the first guests arrived. In the music-room,
finally, which was not usually open on these occasions, there were
fresh flowers: the piano, too, was open, and if you had not seen the
Elzevirs in the smoking-parlour, it would have been reasonable for the
early guests, if they penetrated here, to imagine that Mrs Lucas had
been running over the last act of Siegfried a minute before.</p>
<p id="id00529">In this visit of final inspection Lucia was accompanied by her Guru,
for he was part of the domestic <i>dramatis personae</i>, and she
wanted him to be "discovered" in the special tent. She pointed out the
site of his proposed "discovery" to him.</p>
<p id="id00530">"Probably the first person I shall bring in here," she said, "will be
Lady Ambermere, for she is noted for her punctuality. She is so anxious
to see you, and would it not be exciting if you found you had met
before? Her husband was Governor of Madras, and she spent many years in
India."</p>
<p id="id00531">"Madras, gracious lady?" asked the Guru. "I, too, know Madras: there
are many dark spirits in Madras. And she was at English Residency?"</p>
<p id="id00532">"Yes. She says Mr Kipling knows nothing about India. You and she will
have much to talk about. I wish I could sit on the floor, too, and
listen to what you say to each other."</p>
<p id="id00533">"It will be great treat," said the Guru thoughtfully, "I love all who
love my wonderful country."</p>
<p id="id00534">Suddenly he stopped, and put his hands up to his head, palms outward.</p>
<p id="id00535">"There are wonderful vibrations today," he said. "All day I feel that
some word is on way from the Guides, some great message of light."</p>
<p id="id00536">"Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if it came to you in the middle of my
garden party?" said Lucia enthusiastically.</p>
<p id="id00537">"Ah, gracious lady, the great word comes not so. It comes always in
solitude and quiet. Gracious lady knows that as well as Guru."</p>
<p id="id00538">Pure Guruism and social pre-eminence struggled together in Lucia.
Guruism told her that she ought to be ecstatic at the idea of a great
message coming and should instantly smile on his desire for solitude
and quiet, while social pre-eminence whispered to her that she had
already dangled the presence of a high-caste mystic from Benares before
the eyes of Lady Ambermere, who only came from Madras. On the other
hand Olga Bracely was to be an even more resplendent guest than either
Lady Ambermere or the Guru; surely Olga Bracely was enough to set this
particular garden-party on the giddiest of pinnacles. And an awful
consequence lurked as a possibility if she attempted to force her Guru
not to immune himself in solitude and quiet, which was that conceivably
he might choose to go back to the pit whence he was digged, namely the
house of poor Daisy Quantock. The thought was intolerable, for with him
in her house, she had seen herself as dispenser of Eastern Mysteries,
and Mistress of Omism to Riseholme. In fact the Guru was her August
stunt; it would never do to lose him before the end of July, and rage
to see all Riseholme making pilgrimages to Daisy. There was a
thin-lipped firmness, too, about him at this moment: she felt that
under provocation he might easily defy or desert her. She felt she had
to yield, and so decided to do so in the most complete manner.</p>
<p id="id00539">"Ah, yes," she said. "I know how true that is. Dear Guru, go up to
Hamlet: no one will disturb you there. But if the message comes through
before Lady Ambermere goes away, promise me you will come back."</p>
<p id="id00540">He went back to the house, where the front door was already open to
admit Lady Ambermere, who was telling "her people" when to come back
for her, and fled with the heels of his slippers tapping on the oak
stairs up to Hamlet. Softly he shut out the dark spirits from Madras,
and made himself even more secure by turning the key in his door. It
would never do to appear as a high caste Brahmin from Benares before
anyone who knew India with such fatal intimacy, for he might not
entirely correspond with her preconceived notions of such a person.</p>
<p id="id00541">Lady Ambermere's arrival was soon followed by that of other guests, and
instead of going into the special tent reserved for the lions, she took
up a commanding position in the middle of the lawn, where she could
examine everybody through her tortoiseshell handled lorgnette. She kept
Peppino by her, who darted forward to shake hands with his wife's
guests, and then darted back again to her. Poor Miss Lyall stood behind
her chair, and from time to time as ordered, gave her a cape, or put up
her parasol, or adjusted her footstool for her, or took up Pug or put
him down as her patroness required. Most of the time Lady Ambermere
kept up a majestic monologue.</p>
<p id="id00542">"You have a pretty little garden here, Mr Lucas," she said, "though
perhaps inconveniently small. Your croquet lawn does not look to me the
full size, and then there is no tennis-court. But I think you have a
little strip of grass somewhere, which you use for bowls, have you not?
Presently I will walk around with you and see your domain. Put Pug down
again, please, Miss Lyall, and let him run about. See, he wants to play
with one of those croquet balls. Put it in motion for him, and he will
run with it. Bless me, who is that coming up the path at such a
tremendous speed in a bath-chair? Oh, I see, it is Mrs Weston. She
should not go as fast as that. If Pug was to stray on to the path he
would be run over. Better pick up Pug again, Miss Lyall, till she has
gone by. And here is Colonel Boucher. If he had brought his bull-dogs,
I should have asked him to take them away again. I should like a cup of
tea, Miss Lyall, with plenty of milk in it, and not too strong. You
know how I like my tea. And a biscuit or something for Pug, with a
little cream in a saucer or anything that's handy."</p>
<p id="id00543">"Won't you come into the smoking-parlour, and have tea there, Lady<br/>
Ambermere?" asked Peppino.<br/></p>
<p id="id00544">"The smoking-parlour?" asked she. "How very strange to lay tea in a
smoking-room."</p>
<p id="id00545">Peppino explained that nobody had in all probability used the
smoking-parlour to smoke in for five or six years.</p>
<p id="id00546">"Oh, if that is so, I will come," said she. "Better bring Pug along,
too, Miss Lyall. There is a croquet-hoop. I am glad I saw it or I
should have stumbled over it perhaps. Oh, this is the smoking-parlour,
is it? Why do you have rushes on the floor? Put Pug in a chair, Miss
Lyall, or he may prick his paws. Books, too, I see. That one lying open
is an old one. It is Latin poetry. The library at The Hall is very
famous for its classical literature. The first Viscount collected it,
and it numbers many thousands of volumes."</p>
<p id="id00547">"Indeed, it is the most wonderful library," said Peppino. "I can never
tear myself away from it, when I am at The Hall."</p>
<p id="id00548">"I do not wonder. I am a great student myself and often spend a morning
there, do I not, Miss Lyall? You should have some new glass put in
those windows, Mr Lucas. On a dark day it must be very difficult to
see here. By the way, your good wife told me that there would probably
be a very remarkable Indian at her party, a Brahmin from Benares, she
said. I should like to have a talk with him while I am having my tea.
Kindly prepare a peach for me, Miss Lyall."</p>
<p id="id00549">Peppino had heard about the retirement of the Guru, in consequence of a
message from the Guides being expected, and proceeded to explain this
to Lady Ambermere, who did not take the slightest notice, as she was
looking at the peaches through her lorgnette.</p>
<p id="id00550">"That one nearest me looks eatable," she said. "And then I do not see
Miss Olga Bracely, though I distinctly told her I should be here this
afternoon, and she said Mrs Lucas had asked her. She sang to us
yesterday evening at The Hall, and very creditably indeed. Her husband,
Mr Shuttleworth, is a cousin of the late lord's."</p>
<p id="id00551">Lucia had come into the smoking-parlour during this speech, and heard
these fatal words. At the moment she would gladly have recalled her
invitation to Olga Bracely altogether, sooner than have alluded therein
to Mr Bracely. But that was one of the irremediable things of life, and
since it was no use wasting regret on that, she was only the more eager
for Olga to come, whatever her husband's name was. She braced herself
up to the situation.</p>
<p id="id00552">"Peppino, are you looking after Lady Ambermere?" she said. "Dear Lady<br/>
Ambermere, I hope they are all taking care of you."<br/></p>
<p id="id00553">"A very decent peach," said Lady Ambermere. "The south wall of my
garden is covered with them, and they are always of a peculiarly
delicious flavour. The Hall is famed for its peaches. I understood that
Miss Bracely was going to be here, Mrs Lucas. I cannot imagine what
makes her so late. I was always famed for my punctuality myself. I have
finished my tea."</p>
<p id="id00554">The lawn outside was now growing thick with people all in their
Hightums, and Lady Ambermere as she emerged from the smoking-parlour
again viewed the scene with marked disfavour. The two Miss Antrobuses
had just arrived, and skipped up to their hostess with pretty cries.</p>
<p id="id00555">"We are dreadfully late," said the eldest, "but it was all Piggy's
fault."</p>
<p id="id00556">"No, Goosie, it was yours," said the other. "How can you be so naughty
as to say it was mine? Dear Mrs Lucas, what a lovely party it's being,
and may we go and play bowls?"</p>
<p id="id00557">Lady Ambermere regarded their retreating backs, as they raced off with
arms intertwined to the bowling green.</p>
<p id="id00558">"And who are those young ladies?" she asked. "And why Piggy and Goosie?<br/>
Miss Lyall, do not let Pug go to the bowls. They are very heavy."<br/></p>
<p id="id00559">Elsewhere Mrs Antrobus was slowly advancing from group to group, with
her trumpet violently engaged in receiving refreshment. But
conversation was not quite so varied as usual, for there was an
attitude of intense expectation about with regard to the appearance of
Miss Bracely, that made talk rather jerky and unconnective. Then also
it had gone about that the mysterious Indian, who had been seen now and
then during the last week, was actually staying with Mrs Lucas, and why
was he not here? More unconjecturable yet, though not so thrillingly
interesting, was the absence of Mr Georgie. What could have happened
to him, that he was not flitting about on his hostess's errands, and
being the life and soul of the party? It was in vain that Mrs Antrobus
plodded on her methodical course, seeking answers to all these riddles,
and that Mrs Weston in her swifter progression dashed about in her
bath-chair from group to group, wherever people seemed to be talking in
an animated manner. She could learn nothing, and Mrs Antrobus could
learn nothing, in fact the only information to be had on the subject
was what Mrs Weston herself supplied. She had a very high-coloured
handsome face, and an extremely impressive manner, as if she was
imparting information of the very highest importance. She naturally
spoke in a loud, clear voice, so that she had not got to raise it much
even when she addressed Mrs Antrobus. Her wealth of discursive detail
was absolutely unrivalled, and she was quite the best observer in
Riseholme.</p>
<p id="id00560">"The last I saw of Miss Bracely," she said exactly as if she had been
told to describe something on oath in the witness-box, "was a little
after half-past one today. It must have been after half-past because
when I got home it was close on a quarter to two, and I wasn't a
hundred yards from my house when I saw her. As soon as I saw her I said
to my gardener boy, Henry Luton, who was pushing me—he's the son of
old Mrs Luton who kept the fish shop, and when she died last year, I
began to get my fish from Brinton, for I didn't fancy the look of the
new person who took on the business, and Henry went to live with his
aunt. That was his father's sister, not his mother's, for Mrs Luton
never had a sister, and no brothers either. Well, I said to Henry, 'You
can go a bit slower, Henry, as we're late, we're late, and a minute or
two more doesn't make any difference.' 'No, ma'am,' said Henry touching
his cap, so we went slower. Miss Bracely was just opposite the
ducking-pond then, and presently she came out between the elms. She
had just an ordinary morning frock on; it was dark-blue, about the same
shade as your cape, Mrs Antrobus, or perhaps a little darker, for the
sunshine brightened it up. Quite simple it was, nothing grand. And she
looked at the watch on her wrist, and she seemed to me to walk a little
quicker after that, as if she was a bit late, just as I was. But slower
than I was going, I could not go, for I was crawling along, and before
she got off the grass, I had come to the corner of Church Lane, and
though I turned my head round sharp, like that, at the very last moment,
so as to catch the last of her, she hadn't more than stepped off the
grass onto the road before the laurestinus at the corner of Colonel
Boucher's garden—no, of the Vicar's garden—hid her from me. And if
you ask me——"</p>
<p id="id00561">Mrs Weston stopped for a moment, nodding her head up and down, to
emphasize the importance of what she had said, and to raise the
expectations of Mrs Antrobus to the highest pitch, as to what was
coming.</p>
<p id="id00562">"And if you ask me where I think she was going and what she was going
to do," she said, "I believe she was going out to lunch and that she
was going to one of those houses there, just across the road, for she
made a bee-line across the green towards them. Well, there are three
houses there: there's Mrs Quantock's, and it couldn't have been that,
or else Mrs Quantock would have had some news of her, or Colonel
Boucher's, and it wouldn't have been that, for the Colonel would have
had news of her, and we all know whose the third house just there is."</p>
<p id="id00563">Mrs Antrobus had not completely followed this powerful reasoning.</p>
<p id="id00564">"But Colonel Boucher and Mrs Quantock are both here, eh?" said she.</p>
<p id="id00565">Mrs Weston raised her voice a little.</p>
<p id="id00566">"That's what I'm saying," she announced, "but who isn't here whom we
should expect to see, and where's his house?"</p>
<p id="id00567">It was generally felt that Mrs Weston had hit the nail on the head.
What that nail precisely was no one knew, because she had not explained
why both Olga Bracely and Georgie were absentees. But now came the
climax, bang on the top of the nail, a shrewd straight stroke.</p>
<p id="id00568">"So there she was having her lunch with Mr Georgie," said Mrs Weston,
now introducing this name for the first time, with the highest dramatic
art, "and they would be seeing round his house afterwards. And then
when it was time to come here, Mr Georgie would have remembered that
the party was Hightum not Tightum, and there was Miss Bracely not in
Hightum at all, nor even Tightum, in my opinion, but Scrub. No doubt
she said to him, 'Is it a very grand sort of party, Mr Pillson?' and he
couldn't do other than reply, for we all received notice that it was
Hightum—mine came about twelve—he couldn't do other than reply, 'Yes,
Miss Bracely, it is.' 'Good gracious me,' she would say, 'and I've only
got this old rag on. I must go back to the Ambermere Arms, and tell my
maid—for she brought a maid in that second motor—and tell my maid to
put me out something tidy.' 'But that will be a great bother for you,'
he would say, or something of that sort, for I don't pretend to know
what he actually did say, and she would reply, 'Oh Mr Pillson, but I
must put on something tidy, and it would be so kind of you, if you
would wait for me, while I do that, and let us go together.' That's
what <i>she</i> said."</p>
<p id="id00569">Mrs Weston made a sign to her gardener to proceed, wishing to leave the
stage at the moment of climax.</p>
<p id="id00570">"And that's why they're both late," she said, and was whirled away in
the direction of the bowling-green.</p>
<p id="id00571">The minutes went on, and still nobody appeared who could possibly have
accounted for the three-lined whip of Hightums, but by degrees Lucia,
who had utterly failed to decoy Lady Ambermere into the place of
thrones, began to notice a certain thinning on her lawns. Her guests,
it would seem, were not in process of dispersal, for it was a long way
off seven o'clock yet, and also none would be so ill-mannered as to
leave without shaking hands and saying what a delicious afternoon they
had spent. But certainly the lawns grew emptier, and she was utterly
unable to explain this extraordinary phenomenon, until she happened to
go close to the windows of her music-room. Then, looking in, she saw
that not only was every chair there occupied, but people were standing
about in expectant groups. For a moment, her heart beat high…. Could
Olga have arrived and by some mistake have gone straight in there? It
was a dreamlike possibility, but it burst like a ray of sunshine on the
party that was rapidly becoming a nightmare to her,—for everyone, not
Lady Ambermere alone, was audibly wondering when the Guru was coming,
and when Miss Bracely was going to sing.</p>
<p id="id00572">At the moment as she paused, a window in the music-room was opened, and<br/>
Piggy's odious head looked out.<br/></p>
<p id="id00573">"Oh, Mrs Lucas," she said. "Goosie and I have got beautiful seats, and
Mamma is quite close to the piano where she will hear excellently. Has
she promised to sing Siegfried? Is Mr Georgie going to play for her?
It's the most delicious surprise; how could you be so sly and clever as
not to tell anybody?"</p>
<p id="id00574">Lucia cloaked her rage under the most playful manner, as she ran into
the music-room through the hall.</p>
<p id="id00575">"You naughty things!" she said. "Do all come into the garden! It's a
garden party, and I couldn't guess where you had all gone. What's all
this about singing and playing? I know nothing of it."</p>
<p id="id00576">She herded the incredulous crowd out into the garden again, all in
their Hightums, every one of them, only to meet Lady Ambermere with Pug
and Miss Lyall coming in.</p>
<p id="id00577">"Better be going, Miss Lyall," she said. "Kindly run out and find my
people. Oh, here's Mrs Lucas. Been very pleasant indeed, thank you,
good-bye. Your charming garden. Yes."</p>
<p id="id00578">"Oh, but it's very early," said Lucia. "It's hardly six yet."</p>
<p id="id00579">"Indeed!" said Lady Ambermere. "Been so charming," and she marched out
after Miss Lyall out into Shakespeare's garden.</p>
<p id="id00580">It was soon terribly evident that other people were sharing Lady
Ambermere's conclusion about the delights of the afternoon, and the
necessity of getting home. Colonel Boucher had to take his bull-dogs
for a run and walk off the excitement of the party; Piggy and Goosie
explained to their mother that nobody was going to sing, and by silvery
laughter tried to drown her just indignation, and presently Lucia had
the agony of seeing Mrs Quantock seated on one of the thrones, that had
been designed for much worthier ends, and Peppino sitting in the other,
while a few guests drifted about the lawn with all the purposelessness
of autumn leaves. What with the Guru, presumably meditating upstairs
still, and with Olga Bracely most conspicuously absent, she had hardly
nervous energy left to wonder what could have become of Georgie. Never
in all the years of his ministry had he failed to be at her elbow through
the entire duration of her garden-parties, flying about on her errands
like a tripping Hermes, herding her flocks if she wanted them in one
part of the garden rather than another, like a sagacious sheep-dog,
and coming back to heel again ready for further tasks. But today
Georgie was mysteriously away, for he had neither applied for leave nor
given any explanation, however improbable, of his absence. He at least
would have prevented Lady Ambermere, the only cornerstone of the party,
from going away in what must be called a huff, and have continued to
tell Lucia how marvellous she was, and what a beautiful party they were
having. With the prospect of two other much more magnificent
cornerstones, Lucia had not provided any further entertainment for her
guests: there was not the conjurer from Brinton, nor the three young
ladies who played banjo-trios, nor even the mild performing doves which
cooed so prettily, and walked up their mistress's outstretched fingers
according to order, if they felt disposed. There was nothing to justify
Hightums, there was scarcely even sufficient to warrant Tightums. Scrub
was written all over "the desert's dusty face."</p>
<p id="id00581">It was about half-past six when the miracles began, and without warning
the Guru walked out into the garden. Probably he had watched the
departure of the great motor with its chauffeur and footman, and Miss
Lyall and Lady Ambermere and Pug, and with his intuitive sagacity had
conjectured that the danger from Madras was over. He wore his new red
slippers, a wonderful turban and an ecstatic smile. Lucia and Daisy met
him with cries of joy, and the remaining guests, those drifting autumn
leaves, were swept up, as it were, by some compelling broom and
clustered in a heap in front of him. There had been a Great Message, a
Word of Might, full of Love and Peace. Never had there been such a
Word….</p>
<p id="id00582">And then, even before they had all felt the full thrill of that, once
more the door from the house opened, and out came Olga Bracely and
Georgie. It is true that she had still her blue morning frock, which
Mrs Weston had designated as Scrub, but it was a perfectly new Scrub,
and if it had been completely covered with Paris labels, they would not
have made its <i>provenance</i> one whit clearer. "Dear Mrs Lucas," she
said, "Mr Georgie and I are terribly late, and it was quite my fault.
There was a game of croquet that wouldn't come to an end, and my life
has been guided by only one principle, and that is to finish a game of
croquet whatever happens. I missed six trains once by finishing a game
of croquet. And Mr Georgie was so unkind: he wouldn't give me a cup of
tea, or let me change my frock, but dragged me off to see you. And I
won!"</p>
<p id="id00583">The autumn leaves turned green and vigorous again, while Georgie went
to get refreshment for his conqueror, and they were all introduced. She
allowed herself to be taken with the utmost docility—how unlike
Somebody—into the tent with the thrones: she confessed to having stood
on tiptoe and looked into Mrs Quantock's garden and wanted to see it so
much from the other side of the wall. And this garden, too—might she
go and wander all over this garden when she had finished the most
delicious peach that the world held? She was so glad she had not had
tea with Mr Georgie: he would never have given her such a good
peach….</p>
<p id="id00584">Now the departing guests in their Hightums, lingering on the village
green a little, and being rather sarcastic about the utter failure of
Lucia's party, could hardly help seeing Georgie and Olga emerge from
his house and proceed swiftly in the direction of The Hurst, and Mrs
Antrobus who retained marvellous eyesight as compensation for her
defective hearing, saw them go in, and simultaneously thought that she
had left her parasol at The Hurst. Next moment she was walking
thoughtfully away in that direction. Mrs Weston had been the next to
realize what had happened, and though she had to go round by the road
in her bath-chair, she passed Mrs Antrobus a hundred yards from the
house, her pretext for going back being that Lucia had promised to lend
her the book by Antonio Caporelli (or was it Caporelto?).</p>
<p id="id00585">So once more the door into the garden opened, and out shot Mrs Weston.
Olga by this time had made her tour of the garden, and might she see
the house? She might. There was a pretty music-room. At this stage,
just as Mrs Weston was poured out in the garden, as with the floodgates
being unopened, the crowd that followed her came surging into
Shakespeare's garden, and never had the mermaid's tail behind which was
secreted the electric bell, experienced such feverish usage. Pressure
after pressure invoked its aid, and the pretexts for re-admission were
soon not made at all, or simply disregarded by the parlour-maid.
Colonel Boucher might have left a bull-dog, and Mrs Antrobus an ear
trumpet, or Miss Antrobus (Piggy) a shoe lace, and the other Miss
Antrobus (Goosie) a shoe-horn: but in brisk succession the guests who
had been so sarcastic about the party on the village-green, jostled
each other in order to revisit the scenes of their irony. Miss Olga
Bracely had been known to enter the portals, and as many of them who
entered after her, found a Guru as well.</p>
<p id="id00586">Olga was in the music-room when the crowd had congested the hall.
People were introduced to her, and sank down into the nearest chairs.
Mrs Antrobus took up her old place by the keyboard of the piano.
Everybody seemed to be expecting something, and by degrees the import
of their longing was borne in upon Olga. They waited, and waited and
waited, much as she had waited for a cigarette the evening before. She
looked at the piano, and there was a comfortable murmur from her
audience. She looked at Lucia, who gave a great gasp, and said nothing
at all. She was the only person present who was standing now except her
hostess, and Mrs Weston's gardener, who had wheeled his mistress's
chair into an admirable position for hearing. She was not too well
pleased, but after all….</p>
<p id="id00587">"Would you like me to sing?" she asked Lucia. "Yes? Ah, there's a copy
of Siegfried. Do you play?"</p>
<p id="id00588">Lucia could not smile any more than she was smiling already.</p>
<p id="id00589">"Is it very diffy?" she asked. "Could I read it, Georgie? Shall I try?"</p>
<p id="id00590">She slid onto the music-stool.</p>
<p id="id00591">"Me to begin?" she asked, finding that Olga had opened the book at the
salutation of Brunnhilde, which Lucia had practised so diligently all
the morning.</p>
<p id="id00592">She got no answer. Olga standing by her, had assumed a perfectly
different aspect. For her gaiety, her lightness was substituted some
air of intense concentrated seriousness which Lucia did not understand
at all. She was looking straight in front of her, gathering herself in,
and paying not the smallest attention to Lucia or anybody else.</p>
<p id="id00593">"One, two," said Lucia. "Three. Now," and she plunged wildly into a sea
of demi-semi-quavers. Olga had just opened her mouth, but shut it
again.</p>
<p id="id00594">"No," she said. "Once more," and she whistled the motif.</p>
<p id="id00595">"Oh! it's so diffy!" said Lucia beginning again. "Georgie! Turn over!"</p>
<p id="id00596">Georgie turned over, and Lucia counting audibly to herself made an
incomparable mess all over the piano.</p>
<p id="id00597">Olga turned to her accompanist.</p>
<p id="id00598">"Shall I try?" she said.</p>
<p id="id00599">She sat down at the piano, and made some sort of sketch of the
accompaniment, simplifying, and yet retaining the essence. And then she
sang.</p>
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