<h2>CHAPTER VII.</h2>
<h3>"<i>Till Hell's a Skating-rink.</i>"</h3>
<p>Charming Billy opened his eyes slowly, but with every sense at
the normal degree of alertness; which was a way he had, born of
light sleeping and night-watching. He had slept heavily, from the
feel of his head, and he remembered the unwisdom of drinking four
glasses of whisky and then changing irresponsibly to beer. He had
not undressed, it would seem, and he was lying across the middle of
a bed with his spurred boots hanging over the edge. A red comforter
had been thrown across him, and he wondered why. He looked around
the room and discovered Mr. Dill seated in a large, cane
rocker—which was unquestionably not big enough for his huge
person—his feet upon another chair and his hands folded
inertly on his drawn-up knees. He was asleep, with his head lying
against the chair-back and his face more melancholy than ever and
more wistful. His eyes, Billy observed, were deep-sunk and
dark-ringed. He sat up suddenly—did Billy, and threw off the
cover with some vehemence. "Darn me for a drunken chump!" he
exclaimed, and clanked over to the chair.</p>
<p>"Here, Dilly"—to save the life of him he could not refrain
from addressing him so—"why in thunder didn't yuh kick me
awake, and make me get off your bed? What did yuh let me do it
for—and you setting up all night—oh, this is sure a
hell of a note!"</p>
<p>Mr. Dill opened his eyes, stared blankly and came back from his
dreaming. "You were so—so impatient when I tried to get you
up," he explained in a tired voice. "And you had a way of laying
your hands on your revolver when I insisted. It seems you took me
for a shepherd and were very unfriendly; so I thought it best to
let you stay as you were, but I'm afraid you were not very
comfortable. One can rest so much better between sheets. You would
not," he added plaintively, "even permit me to take your boots off
for you."</p>
<p>Charming Billy sat down upon the edge of the bed, all tousled as
he was, and stared abstractedly at Mr. Dill. Perhaps he had never
before felt so utterly disgusted with himself, or realized so
keenly his shortcomings. Not even the girl had humbled him so
completely as had this long, lank, sinfully grammatical man from
Michigan.</p>
<p>"You've sure got me where I live, Dilly," he said slowly and
haltingly, feeling mechanically for the makings of a smoke.
"Charming Billy Boyle ain't got a word to say for himself. But if
yuh ain't plumb sick and disgusted with the spectacle I've made uh
myself, yuh can count on me till hell's a skating-rink. I ain't
always thisaway. I do have spells when I'm some lucid."</p>
<p>It was not much, but such as it was it stood for his oath of
allegiance.</p>
<p>Alexander P. Dill sat up straight, his long, bony
fingers—which Billy could still mentally see gripping the
necks of those two in the saloon—lying loosely upon the
chair-arms. "I hope you will not mention the matter again," he
said. "I realize that this is not Michigan, and that the
temptations are—But we will not discuss it. I shall be very
grateful for your friendship, and—"</p>
<p>"Grateful!" snorted Billy, spilling tobacco on the strip of
faded ingrain carpet before the bed. "Grateful—hell!"</p>
<p>Mr. Dill looked at him a moment and there was a certain keen
man-measuring behind the wistfulness. But he said no more about the
friendship of Charming Billy Boyle, which was as well.</p>
<p>That is why the two of them later sat apart on the sunny side of
the hotel "office"—which was also a saloon—and talked
of many things, but chiefly of the cattle industry as Montana knows
it and of the hopes and the aims of Alexander P. Dill. Perhaps,
also, that is why Billy breathed clean of whisky and had the bulk
of his winter wages still unspent in his pocket.</p>
<p>"Looks to me," he was saying between puffs, "like you'd uh
stayed back where yuh knew the lay uh the land, instead uh drifting
out here where it's all plumb strange to yuh."</p>
<p>"Well, several incidents influenced my actions," Mr. Dill
explained quietly. "I had always lived within twenty miles of my
birthplace. I owned a general store in a little place near the old
farm, and did well. The farm paid well, also. Then mother died and
the place did not seem quite the same. A railroad was built through
the town and the land I owned there rose enormously in value. I had
a splendid location for a modern store but I could not seem to make
up my mind to change. So I sold out everything—store, land,
the home farm and all, and received a good figure—a
<i>very</i> good figure. I was very fortunate in owning practically
the whole townsite—the new townsite, that is. I do not like
these so-called booms, however, and so I left to begin somewhere
else. I did not care to enter the mercantile business again, and
our doctor advised me to live as much as possible in the open air.
Mother died of consumption. So I decided to come West and buy a
cattle ranch. I believed I should like it. I always liked
animals."</p>
<p>"Uh-huh—so do I." It was not just what Charming Billy most
wanted to say, but that much was perfectly safe, and noncommittal
to say.</p>
<p>Mr. Dill was silent a minute, looking speculatively across to
the Hardup Saloon which was practically empty and therefore quite
peaceful. Billy, because long living on the range made silence
easy, smoked and said nothing.</p>
<p>"Mr. Boyle," began Dill at last, in the hesitating way that he
had used when Billy first met him, "you say you know this country,
and have worked at cattle-raising for a good many years—"</p>
<p>"Twelve," supplemented Charming Billy. "Turned my first cow when
I was sixteen."</p>
<p>"So you must be perfectly familiar with the business. I frankly
admit that I am not familiar with it. You say you are at present
out of employment and so I am thinking seriously of offering you a
position myself, as confidential adviser if you like. I really need
some one who can accompany me about the country and keep me from
such deplorable blunders as was yesterday's experience. After I
have bought a place, I shall need some one who is familiar with the
business and will honestly work for my interests and assist me in
the details until I have myself gained a practical
working-knowledge of it. I think I can make such an arrangement to
your advantage as well as my own. From the start the salary would
be what is usually paid to a foreman. What do you say?"</p>
<p>For an appreciable space Charming Billy Boyle did not say a
word. He was not stupid and he saw in a flash all the possibilities
that lay in the offer. To be next the very top—to have his
say in the running of a model cow-outfit—and it should be a
model outfit if he took charge, for he had ideas of his own about
how these things should be done—to be foreman, with the right
to "hire and fire" at his own discretion—He turned, flushed
and bright-eyed, to Dill.</p>
<p>"God knows why yuh cut <i>me</i> out for the job," he said in a
rather astonished voice. "What you've seen uh me, so far, ain't
been what I'd call a gilt-edge recommend. But if you're fool enough
to mean it serious, it's as I told yuh a while back: Yuh can count
on me till they're cutting figure-eights all over hell."</p>
<p>"That, according to the scientists who are willing to concede
the existence of such a place, will be quite as long as I shall be
likely to have need of your loyalty," observed Mr. Dill, puckering
his long face into the first smile Billy had seen him attempt.</p>
<p>He did not intimate the fact that he had inquired very closely
into the record and the general range qualifications of Charming
Billy Boyle, sounding, for that purpose, every responsible man in
Hardup. With the new-born respect for him bred by his peculiarly
efficacious way of handling those who annoyed him beyond the limit,
he was told the truth and recognized it as such. So he was not
really as rash and as given over to his impulses as Billy, in his
ignorance of the man, fancied.</p>
<p>The modesty of Billy would probably have been shocked if he had
heard the testimony of his fellows concerning him. As it was, he
was rather dazed and a good deal inclined to wonder how Alexander
P. Dill had ever managed to accumulate enough capital to start
anything—let alone a cow-outfit—if he took on trust
every man he met. He privately believed that Dill had taken a long
chance, and that he should consider himself very lucky because he
had accidentally picked a man who would not "steal him blind."</p>
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<p>After that there were many days of riding to and fro, canvassing
all northern Montana in search of a location and an outfit that
suited them and that could be bought. And in the riding, Mr. Dill
became under the earnest tutelage of Charming Billy a shade less
ignorant of range ways and of the business of "raising wild cattle
for the Eastern markets."</p>
<p>He even came to speak quite easily of "outfits" in all the nice
shades of meaning which are attached to that hard-worked term. He
could lay the saddle-blanket smooth and unwrinkled, slap the saddle
on and cinch it without fixing it either upon the withers or upon
the rump of his long-suffering mount. He could swing his quirt
without damaging his own person, and he rode with his stirrups
where they should be to accommodate the length of him—all of
which speaks eloquently of the honest intentions of Dill's
confidential adviser.</p>
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