<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXI" id="CHAPTER_XXI" />CHAPTER XXI</h2>
<h3>THE SELLING OF SPELLS</h3>
<p>The period of stage four promised to be one of such a lucrative nature,
that the trio set to work to profit by it at once. They bribed medical
men to procure for them the mumia of people suffering from every kind of
disease; of criminal lunatics; of idiots and epileptics; they obtained,
by bribery also, the blood and hair of the most abandoned men and
women—rakes, thieves, murderers. They bottled and labelled, and
arranged and catalogued, the mumia, in a laboratory designed for the
purpose; and, when all their preparations were complete, advertised—</p>
<p class="center" style="line-height: 1.75em;">SPELLS FOR SALE<br/>
<span class="smcap">The Modern Sorcery Company Ltd.</span><br/>
offer for sale every variety of spells—love charms, sleep charms, etc. </p>
<p>In order to carry out the principal conditions of the compact, namely,
to do harm, they made pseudo-love charms as follows:—</p>
<p>They procured the hair of a girl whom they knew to be an incorrigible,
and, at the same time, heartless flirt; and, in the manner described
(and related in the last chapter) made a magnes microcosmi of it. When
ready for use, <i>i. e.</i> after it had been in immediate contact with the
girl's flesh, so as to get it fully charged, they had portions of it set
in rings, lockets and pendants. And the purchaser of any one of these
trinkets had only to persuade the object of his (or her) affection to
wear it, and his (or her) love would at once be reciprocated.</p>
<p>Had the magnes microcosmi been charged with real, deep-rooted love, the
effect on the wearer would have been highly satisfactory, but charged as
it was with the effervescent and fleeting fancy of a flirt, the effect
on whoever wore it could not be more disastrous. The sentiments of the
hopeful purchaser would be reciprocated for a time, which would probably
lead to marriage—after which the affection his adored had professed
would suddenly decrease, and before the honeymoon was over, would have
vanished altogether.</p>
<p>During the week following the announcement of the sale of these spells,
over a thousand were sold, the applicants being mostly shop girls,
typists, clerks and servants; in the second week the sales rose to three
thousand, and every succeeding week showed a still greater increase.</p>
<p>In charging the magnes microcosmi, the motive of the purchaser had
always to be taken into account. If the love charm were wanted by a
woman—a housekeeper may be, who desired some rich old man to fall in
love with her, in order that she might come into his property; or by a
woman—a companion probably—who, having wormed herself into the
confidence of some eccentric old lady, was anxious that that lady should
leave her all her money—Hamar took care that the magnes microcosmi
should be charged with a lasting infatuation; and the sale of this love
spell—the spell that was sought solely that the purchaser might inherit
property to which he (or she) had no claim—far exceeded the sale of any
other spell. Indeed, it was extraordinary how many people—people one
would never have suspected—desired spells that would do other people
harm.</p>
<p>Lady De Greene, the well-known humanitarian, who was most indefatigable
in getting up petitions to the Home Secretary, whenever the perpetrator
of any particularly heinous and inexcusable murder was about to be
hanged, and who was universally acknowledged "incapable of harming a
fly," called, surreptitiously, on Hamar.</p>
<p>"I understand," she said, "everything you do here is in strict
confidence!"</p>
<p>"Certainly, madam, certainly!" Hamar said. "We make it a point of honour
to divulge—nothing!"</p>
<p>"That being so," Lady De Greene observed, "I want you to tell me of a
spell that will hasten some very obnoxious person's death."</p>
<p>"If you will give me a rough idea of their personal appearance," Hamar
said, "I will make a wax image of them, and undertake they will trouble
you no longer."</p>
<p>But Lady De Greene shook her head. She had no desire to commit herself.</p>
<p>"Can't you do it in any other way," she said, "can't you let me give
them an unlucky charm—the sort of thing that might bring about a taxi
disaster?"</p>
<p>Hamar thought for a moment and then—smiled.</p>
<p>"Yes!" he said, "I think I can accommodate you."</p>
<p>Leaving her for a few minutes, he went to the laboratory, and from a tin
box marked homicidal lunatic, he took a plain, gold ring. With this he
returned to Lady De Greene, murmuring on the way the prayer he had
learned from the table.</p>
<p>"Here you are," he said handing the ring to Lady De Greene, "give it to
the person you have mentioned to me—and the result you desire will
speedily come to pass."</p>
<p>Three days later, London was immeasurably shocked. It read in the papers
that the highly accomplished Lady De Greene, beloved and respected by
all, for the strenuous exertions on behalf of humanitarianism, had been
barbarously murdered by her husband (from whom—unknown to the
public—she had been living apart for years), who had suddenly, and, for
no apparent reason, become insane. Hamar, who was immensely tickled,
alone knew the reason why.</p>
<p>This was no isolated case. Scores of Society women came to the trio with
the same request. "A spell, or charm, or something, that will bring
about a fatal accident—not a lingering illness"—and the person for
whom the accident was desired, was usually the husband. And the trio
often indulged in grim jokes.</p>
<p>Without a doubt, Lady Minkhurst got her heart's desire when her husband
abruptly cut his throat, but alas, amongst those decimated, when the
charm fell into the hands of one of the footmen, was her ladyship's
lover.</p>
<p>Again, Mrs. Jacques, the beauty, who, at one time, wrote for half the
fashion papers in England, certainly secured the demise of Colonel Dick
Jacques, who tumbled downstairs and broke his neck, but as in his fall
the Colonel alighted on one of the maids, who was not insured, and so
seriously injured her that she was pronounced a hopeless cripple, Mrs.
Jacques—with whom money was an object—had, of course, to maintain her
for the rest of her life.</p>
<p>Likewise, Sir Charles Brimpton, in jumping out of the top window of his
house, besides pulverizing himself, pulverized, too, Lady Brimpton's pet
Pekingese "Waller," without whom, she declared, life wasn't worth
living; and Lord Snipping, in setting fire to himself, set fire to Lady
Snipping's boudoir (which he had been secretly visiting), and thereby
destroyed treasures which she tearfully declared were quite priceless,
and could never be replaced.</p>
<p>Crowds of young married women were anxious to get rid of their rich old
relatives, who clung on to life with a tenacity that was "most
wearying."</p>
<p>"Can you give me a spell that will make my grandmother go off suddenly?"
a girl with beautiful, sad eyes said plaintively to Kelson. "Don't think
me very wicked, but we are not at all well off—and she has lived such a
long time—such a very long time."</p>
<p>"You don't want her to be ill first, I suppose," Kelson inquired.</p>
<p>"Oh, no!" the girl replied, "she lives with us and we could never endure
the worry and trouble of nursing her. It must be something very sudden."</p>
<p>"This will do it," Kelson said, giving her a locket containing the mumia
or essence of life of a mad dog; "fasten it round the old lady's neck,
and you will be astonished how soon it acts."</p>
<p>"And what is your fee?" the girl asked, her eyes brimming over with
joyous anticipation.</p>
<p>"For you—nothing," Kelson said gallantly. "Only tell no one. May I kiss
your hand."</p>
<p>The firm's sale of spells for getting rid of husbands having risen one
day to five hundred—and the sale of their spells for putting old people
out of the way to fifteen hundred—even Hamar, who was no believer in
the perfection of human nature, was astonished.</p>
<p>"My word!" he remarked. "Isn't this a revelation? Who would have thought
how many people have murder in their hearts? At least half Society
would, I believe, become homicides if only there were no chance of their
being found out and punished. Anyhow, if we go on at this rate there
will be no old people left."</p>
<p>And it did indeed seem as if such would be the case. For the moment the
idea got abroad that old people could be thrust out of existence with
absolute safety and ease, there was a perfect mania amongst men, women,
and even children, to get rid of them, and the deaths of people over
sixty recorded in the papers multiplied every day. The following is an
extract from the <i>Planet</i> of July 28—</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">Bolt.</span>—On July 27, at No. —— Elgin Avenue, S.W., Emily Jane, loved
and venerated mother of Mary Bolt, M.D., in her 69th year. Drowned
in her bath. And all the Angels wept!</p>
<p> <span class="smcap">Cushman.</span>—On July 27, at No. —— Sheep Street, Northampton, Sarah
Elizabeth, adored mother of Josiah Cushman, Plymouth Brother, in
her 88th year. Run over by a taxi. Joy in Heaven!</p>
<p> <span class="smcap">Starling.</span>—On July 27, at No. —— Snargate Street, Dover, Susan,
highly esteemed and greatly beloved mother of Alfred Starling,
Wesleyan Minister, in her 71st year. Lost in the harbour. Asleep in
Jesus.</p>
<p> <span class="smcap">Tretickler.</span>—On July 27, at No. —— The Terrace, St. Ives, Cornwall,
Elizabeth, adored grandmother of Tobias Tretickler,
Congregationalist, in her 91st year. Fell over the Malatoff. "Oh,
Paradise! Oh, Paradise!"</p>
<p> <span class="smcap">Broot.</span>—On July 27, at Charlton House, Queen's Gate, S.W., Jane,
greatly beloved mother of John Broot, Labour M.P., in her 83rd
year. Fell down the area. Peace, blessed Peace.</p>
<p> <span class="smcap">Gum.</span>—On July 27, at No. —— Church Road, Upper Norwood, Sophia, widow
of the late Albert Gum, L.C.C., in her 85th year. Choked whilst
eating tripe. Sadly missed!</p>
<p> <span class="smcap">Paveman.</span>—On July 27, at No. —— Queen's Road, Clifton, Bristol, Anne
Rebecca, dearly beloved mother of Alfred Paveman, grocer, in her
74th year. Accidentally burned to death! At rest at last. </p>
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<p>But it must not be supposed from these few notices, selected from at
least a hundred, that the applicants for spells were by any means
confined to the upper and middle classes. By far the greater number of
spells were sold to the working people—to those of them who, prudent
and respectable, counted amongst their aged relatives, at least, one or
two who were insured.</p>
<p>Nor was the sale of spells confined to adults; for among the numbers,
that flocked to consult the trio, were countless County Council
children.</p>
<p>"Can you give me a spell to make teacher break her neck?" was the most
common request, though it was frequently varied with demands such as—</p>
<p>"I'll trouble you for a spell to pay mother out. She won't put more than
three lumps of sugar in my tea;"—or, "Mother has got very teazy lately.
I want a spell to make her fall downstairs"—or, "Father only gives me
twopence a week out of what I earn blacking boots; give me a spell to
make him have an accident whilst he's at work." And it was not seldom
that the trio were petitioned thus: "Please give us a spell to make our
parents die quickly. Teacher says at school 'perfect freedom is the
birthright of all Englishmen,' and we can't have perfect freedom whilst
our parents are alive."<SPAN name="FNanchor_22_22" id="FNanchor_22_22" /><SPAN href="#Footnote_22_22"><sup>[22]</sup></SPAN></p>
<p>The statistics of those who died from the effects of accidents for the
week ending August 1, of this year, in London alone, were—over sixty
years of age, five thousand; between the ages of twenty-five and sixty,
six thousand; and, for the latter deaths, children alone were
responsible.</p>
<p>The greatest number of these accidents occurred in Poplar, West Ham,
Battersea, and Whitechapel; and at length the working class applicants
became so numerous that the Modern Sorcery Company could not cope with
them, and were forced to raise their charges.</p>
<p>Among other customers, as one might expect, were many militant
Suffragettes; whom Hamar and Curtis palmed off on Kelson.</p>
<p>"Give me a spell," demanded a hatchet-faced lady, wearing a
half-up-to-the-knee skirt, "one that will cause the roof of the House of
Commons to fall in and smash everybody—EVERYBODY. This is no time for
half-measures."</p>
<p>Had she been pretty, it is just possible Kelson might have assented, but
he had no sympathy with the ugly—they set his teeth on edge—he loathed
them. </p>
<p>"Certainly, madam, certainly," he said, "here is a spell that will have
the effect you desire," and he handed her a ring containing a magnes
microcosmi fully charged with the essence of life of an idiot. "Wear
it," he said, "night and day. Never be without it."</p>
<p>She joyfully obeyed, and within forty-eight hours was lodged in a home
for incurables.</p>
<p>Another woman, if possible even uglier than the last, approached him
with a similar request.</p>
<p>"Let me have a spell at once," she said, "that will make every member of
the Government be run over by taxis—and killed. They are monsters,
tyrants—I abominate them. Let them be slowly—very slowly—SQUASHED to
death!"</p>
<p>"Very well, madam," Kelson said, carefully concealing a smile, "here is
what you want—wear it next your heart;" and he gave her a locket,
containing a magnes microcosmi charged with the essence of life of a
leper, which he had procured at considerable risk and expense.</p>
<p>"I consider your fee far too high," the Suffragette said. "You take
advantage of me because I'm a woman."</p>
<p>"Very well, madam," he said, "I will make an exception in your case, and
let you have it for half the sum."</p>
<p>With a good deal more grumbling she paid the half fee, and, fastening
the locket round her neck, flounced out of the building. As Kelson
gleefully anticipated, the spell acted in less than two days, and with
such success, that he was more than compensated for the monetary loss.</p>
<p>Shortly afterwards, Kelson received a frantic visit from another
Suffragette—a woman whose virulent sandy hair at once aroused his
animosity.</p>
<p>"Quick! Quick!" she cried, bursting into the room where he was sitting.
"Let me have a spell that will blow up every Cabinet Minister, and their
wives and families as well."</p>
<p>"Such an ambitious request as that, madam," Kelson rejoined, "cannot be
granted in a hurry. I must have time—to—"</p>
<p>"No! No! At once!" the lady cried, stamping her feet with ill-suppressed
rage.</p>
<p>"—to consider how it can best be done," Kelson went on calmly. "I must
have time to think."</p>
<p>The lady fumed, but Kelson remained inexorable; and directly she had
gone, he made a wax image of her, and taking up a knife chopped its head
off. In the evening, he learned that a lady answering to her description
had been run over by a train at Chislehurst—and decapitated.</p>
<p>Kelson grew heartily sick of the Suffragettes. They were not only plain
but abusive, and he complained bitterly to Hamar.</p>
<p>"Look here," he said, "it's not fair. You and Curtis see all the
decent-looking women and shelve all the rest on me. I'll stand it no
longer." And he spoke so determinedly, that Hamar thought it politic to
humour him.</p>
<p>"Very well, Matt," he said, forcing a laugh. "I'll try and arrange
differently in future. After to-day you shall have your share of the
pretty ones—anything to keep the peace. Only—remember—no falling in
love."</p>
<div class="footnotes"><p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
<div class="footnote"><p><SPAN name="Footnote_22_22" id="Footnote_22_22" /><SPAN href="#FNanchor_22_22"><span class="label">[22]</span></SPAN> Lest the reader should query this, let him consult the
police in any of our big centres, and he will learn that crime and
prostitution is immensely on the increase among children. In Newcastle
it is estimated that there are over two thousand girls, of under
fourteen years of age, voluntarily leading immoral lives, and making big
incomes.</p>
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