<h3><SPAN name="chap114"></SPAN>114 The Cunning Little Tailor</h3>
<p>There was once on a time a princess who was extremely proud. If a wooer came
she gave him some riddle to guess, and if he could not find it out, he was sent
contemptuously away. She let it be made known also that whosoever solved her
riddle should marry her, let him be who he might. At length, therefore, three
tailors fell in with each other, the two eldest of whom thought they had done
so many dexterous bits of work successfully that they could not fail to succeed
in this also; the third was a little useless land-louper, who did not even know
his trade, but thought he must have some luck in this venture, for where else
was it to come from? Then the two others said to him, “Just stay at home;
thou canst not do much with thy little bit of understanding.” The little
tailor, however, did not let himself be discouraged, and said he had set his
head to work about this for once, and he would manage well enough, and he went
forth as if the whole world were his.</p>
<p>They all three announced themselves to the princess, and said she was to
propound her riddle to them, and that the right persons were now come, who had
understandings so fine that they could be threaded in a needle. Then said the
princess, “I have two kinds of hair on my head, of what color is
it?” “If that be all,” said the first, “it must be
black and white, like the cloth which is called pepper and salt.” The
princess said, “Wrongly guessed; let the second answer.” Then said
the second, “If it be not black and white, then it is brown and red, like
my father’s company coat.” “Wrongly guessed,” said the
princess, “let the third give the answer, for I see very well he knows it
for certain.” Then the little tailor stepped boldly forth and said,
“The princess has a silver and a golden hair on her head, and those are
the two different colors.” When the princess heard that, she turned pale
and nearly fell down with terror, for the little tailor had guessed her riddle,
and she had firmly believed that no man on earth could discover it. When her
courage returned she said, “Thou hast not won me yet by that; there is
still something else that thou must do. Below, in the stable is a bear with
which thou shalt pass the night, and when I get up in the morning if thou art
still alive, thou shalt marry me.” She expected, however, she should thus
get rid of the tailor, for the bear had never yet left any one alive who had
fallen into his clutches. The little tailor did not let himself be frightened
away, but was quite delighted, and said, “Boldly ventured is half
won.”</p>
<p>When therefore the evening came, our little tailor was taken down to the bear.
The bear was about to set at the little fellow at once, and give him a hearty
welcome with his paws: “Softly, softly,” said the little tailor,
“I will soon make thee quiet.” Then quite composedly, and as if he
had not an anxiety in the world, he took some nuts out of his pocket, cracked
them, and ate the kernels. When the bear saw that, he was seized with a desire
to have some nuts too. The tailor felt in his pockets, and reached him a
handful; they were, however, not nuts, but pebbles. The bear put them in his
mouth, but could get nothing out of them, let him bite as he would.
“Eh!” thought he, “what a stupid blockhead I am! I cannot
even crack a nut!” and then he said to the tailor, “Here, crack me
the nuts.” “There, see what a stupid fellow thou art!” said
the little tailor, “to have such a great mouth, and not be able to crack
a small nut!” Then he took the pebble and nimbly put a nut in his mouth
in the place of it, and crack, it was in two! “I must try the thing
again,” said the bear; “when I watch you, I then think I ought to
be able to do it too.” So the tailor once more gave him a pebble, and the
bear tried and tried to bite into it with all the strength of his body. But no
one will imagine that he accomplished it. When that was over, the tailor took
out a violin from beneath his coat, and played a piece of it to himself. When
the bear heard the music, he could not help beginning to dance, and when he had
danced a while, the thing pleased him so well that he said to the little
tailor, “Hark you, is the fiddle heavy?” “Light enough for a
child. Look, with the left hand I lay my fingers on it, and with the right I
stroke it with the bow, and then it goes merrily, hop sa sa vivallalera!”
“So,” said the bear; “fiddling is a thing I should like to
understand too, that I might dance whenever I had a fancy. What dost thou think
of that? Wilt thou give me lessons?” “With all my heart,”
said the tailor, “if thou hast a talent for it. But just let me see thy
claws, they are terribly long, I must cut thy nails a little.” Then a
vise was brought, and the bear put his claws in it, and the little tailor
screwed it tight, and said, “Now wait until I come with the
scissors,” and he let the bear growl as he liked, and lay down in the
corner on a bundle of straw, and fell asleep.</p>
<p>When the princess heard the bear growling so fiercely during the night, she
believed nothing else but that he was growling for joy, and had made an end of
the tailor. In the morning she arose careless and happy, but when she peeped
into the stable, the tailor stood gaily before her, and was as healthy as a
fish in water. Now she could not say another word against the wedding because
she had given a promise before every one, and the King ordered a carriage to be
brought in which she was to drive to church with the tailor, and there she was
to be married. When they had got into the carriage, the two other tailors, who
had false hearts and envied him his good fortune, went into the stable and
unscrewed the bear again. The bear in great fury ran after the carriage. The
princess heard him snorting and growling; she was terrified, and she cried,
“Ah, the bear is behind us and wants to get thee!” The tailor was
quick and stood on his head, stuck his legs out of the window, and cried,
“Dost thou see the vise? If thou dost not be off thou shalt be put into
it again.” When the bear saw that, he turned round and ran away. The
tailor drove quietly to church, and the princess was married to him at once,
and he lived with her as happy as a woodlark. Whosoever does not believe this,
must pay a thaler.</p>
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