<h3><SPAN name="chap77"></SPAN>77 Clever Grethel</h3>
<p>There was once a cook named Grethel, who wore shoes with red rosettes, and when
she walked out with them on, she turned herself this way and that, and thought,
“You certainly are a pretty girl!” And when she came home she
drank, in her gladness of heart, a draught of wine, and as wine excites a
desire to eat, she tasted the best of whatever she was cooking until she was
satisfied, and said, “The cook must know what the food is like.”</p>
<p>It came to pass that the master one day said to her, “Grethel, there is a
guest coming this evening; prepare me two fowls very daintily.” “I
will see to it, master,” answered Grethel. She killed two fowls, scalded
them, plucked them, put them on the spit, and towards evening set them before
the fire, that they might roast. The fowls began to turn brown, and were nearly
ready, but the guest had not yet arrived. Then Grethel called out to her
master, “If the guest does not come, I must take the fowls away from the
fire, but it will be a sin and a shame if they are not eaten directly, when
they are juiciest.” The master said, “I will run myself, and fetch
the guest.” When the master had turned his back, Grethel laid the spit
with the fowls on one side, and thought, “Standing so long by the fire
there, makes one hot and thirsty; who knows when they will come? Meanwhile, I
will run into the cellar, and take a drink.” She ran down, set a jug,
said, “God bless it to thy use, Grethel,” and took a good drink,
and took yet another hearty draught.</p>
<p>Then she went and put the fowls down again to the fire, basted them, and drove
the spit merrily round. But as the roast meat smelt so good, Grethel thought,
“Something might be wrong, it ought to be tasted!” She touched it
with her finger, and said, “Ah! how good fowls are! It certainly is a sin
and a shame that they are not eaten directly!” She ran to the window, to
see if the master was not coming with his guest, but she saw no one, and went
back to the fowls and thought, “One of the wings is burning! I had better
take it off and eat it.” So she cut it off, ate it, and enjoyed it, and
when she had done, she thought, “the other must go down too, or else
master will observe that something is missing.” When the two wings were
eaten, she went and looked for her master, and did not see him. It suddenly
occurred to her, “Who knows? They are perhaps not coming at all, and have
turned in somewhere.” Then she said, “Hallo, Grethel, enjoy
yourself, one fowl has been cut into, take another drink, and eat it up
entirely; when it is eaten you will have some peace, why should God’s
good gifts be spoilt?” So she ran into the cellar again, took an enormous
drink and ate up the one chicken in great glee. When one of the chickens was
swallowed down, and still her master did not come, Grethel looked at the other
and said, “Where one is, the other should be likewise, the two go
together; what’s right for the one is right for the other; I think if I
were to take another draught it would do me no harm.” So she took another
hearty drink, and let the second chicken rejoin the first.</p>
<p>While she was just in the best of the eating, her master came and cried, hurry
up, “Haste thee, Grethel, the guest is coming directly after me!”
“Yes, sir, I will soon serve up,” answered Grethel. Meantime the
master looked to see that the table was properly laid, and took the great
knife, wherewith he was going to carve the chickens, and sharpened it on the
steps. Presently the guest came, and knocked politely and courteously at the
house-door. Grethel ran, and looked to see who was there, and when she saw the
guest, she put her finger to her lips and said, “Hush! hush! get away as
quickly as you can, if my master catches you it will be the worse for you; he
certainly did ask you to supper, but his intention is to cut off your two ears.
Just listen how he is sharpening the knife for it!” The guest heard the
sharpening, and hurried down the steps again as fast as he could. Grethel was
not idle; she ran screaming to her master, and cried, “You have invited a
fine guest!” “Eh, why, Grethel? What do you mean by that?”
“Yes,” said she, “he has taken the chickens which I was just
going to serve up, off the dish, and has run away with them!”
“That’s a nice trick!” said her master, and lamented the fine
chickens. “If he had but left me one, so that something remained for me
to eat.” He called to him to stop, but the guest pretended not to hear.
Then he ran after him with the knife still in his hand, crying, “Just
one, just one,” meaning that the guest should leave him just one chicken,
and not take both. The guest, however, thought no otherwise than that he was to
give up one of his ears, and ran as if fire were burning under him, in order to
take them both home with him.</p>
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