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<h2> CHAPTER XIII </h2>
<p>Four men were discussing the verdict at the adjourned inquest upon Victor
Bidlake, at Soto's American Bar about a fortnight later. They were Robert
Fairfax, a young actor in musical comedy, Peter Jacks, a cinema producer,
Gerald Morse, a dress designer, and Sidney Voss, a musical composer and
librettist, all habitues of the place and members of the little circle
towards which the dead man had seemed, during the last few weeks of his
life, to have become attracted. At a table a short distance away, Francis
Ledsam was seated with a cocktail and a dish of almonds before him. He
seemed to be studying an evening paper and to be taking but the scantiest
notice of the conversation at the bar.</p>
<p>“It just shows,” Peter Jacks declared, “that crime is the easiest game in
the world. Given a reasonable amount of intelligence, and a murderer's
business is about as simple as a sandwich-man's.”</p>
<p>“The police,” Gerald Morse, a pale-faced, anaemic-looking youth, declared,
“rely upon two things, circumstantial evidence and motive. In the present
case there is no circumstantial evidence, and as to motive, poor old
Victor was too big a fool to have an enemy in the world.”</p>
<p>Sidney Voss, who was up for the Sheridan Club and had once been there,
glanced respectfully across at Francis.</p>
<p>“You ought to know something about crime and criminals, Mr. Ledsam,” he
said. “Have you any theory about the affair?”</p>
<p>Francis set down the glass from which he had been drinking, and, folding
up the evening paper, laid it by the side of him.</p>
<p>“As a matter of fact,” he answered calmly, “I have.”</p>
<p>The few words, simply spoken, yet in their way charged with menace,
thrilled through the little room. Fairfax swung round upon his stool, a
tall, aggressive-looking youth whose good-looks were half eaten up with
dissipation. His eyes were unnaturally bright, the cloudy remains in his
glass indicated absinthe.</p>
<p>“Listen, you fellows!” he exclaimed. “Mr. Francis Ledsam, the great
criminal barrister, is going to solve the mystery of poor old Victor's
death for us!”</p>
<p>The three other young men all turned around from the bar. Their eyes and
whole attention seemed rivetted upon Francis. No one seemed to notice the
newcomer who passed quietly to a chair in the background, although he was
a person of some note and interest to all of them. Imperturbable and
immaculate as ever, Sir Timothy Brast smiled amiably upon the little
gathering, summoned a waiter and ordered a Dry Martini.</p>
<p>“I can scarcely promise to do that,” Francis said slowly, his eyes resting
for a second or two upon each of the four faces. “Exact solutions are a
little out of my line. I think I can promise to give you a shock, though,
if you're strong enough to stand it.”</p>
<p>There was another of those curiously charged silences. The bartender
paused with the cocktail shaker still in his hand. Voss began to beat
nervously upon the counter with his knuckles.</p>
<p>“We can stand anything but suspense,” he declared. “Get on with your
shock-giving.”</p>
<p>“I believe that the person responsible for the death of Victor Bidlake is
in this room at the present moment,” Francis declared.</p>
<p>Again the silence, curious, tense and dramatic. Little Jimmy, the
bartender, who had leaned forward to listen, stood with his mouth slightly
open and the cocktail-shaker which was in his hand leaked drops upon the
counter. The first conscious impulse of everybody seemed to be to glance
suspiciously around the room. The four young men at the bar, Jimmy and one
waiter, Francis and Sir Timothy Brast, were its only occupants.</p>
<p>“I say, you know, that's a bit thick, isn't it?” Sidney Voss stammered at
last. “I wasn't in the place at all, I was in Manchester, but it's a bit
rough on these other chaps, Victor's pals.”</p>
<p>“I was dining at the Cafe Royal,” Jacks declared, loudly.</p>
<p>Morse drew a little breath.</p>
<p>“Every one knows that I was at Brighton,” he muttered.</p>
<p>“I went home directly the bar here closed,” Jimmy said, in a still dazed
tone. “I heard nothing about it till the next morning.”</p>
<p>“Alibis by the bushel,” Fairfax laughed harshly. “As for me, I was doing
my show—every one knows that. I was never in the place at all.”</p>
<p>“The murder was not committed in the place,” Francis commented calmly.</p>
<p>Fairfax slid off his stool. A spot of colour blazed in his pale cheeks,
the glass which he was holding snapped in his fingers. He seemed suddenly
possessed.</p>
<p>“I say, what the hell are you getting at?” he cried. “Are you accusing me—or
any of us Victor's pals?”</p>
<p>“I accuse no one,” Francis replied, unperturbed. “You invited a statement
from me and I made it.”</p>
<p>Sir Timothy Brast rose from his place and made his way to the end of the
counter, next to Fairfax and nearest Francis. He addressed the former.
There was an inscrutable smile upon his lips, his manner was reassuring.</p>
<p>“Young gentleman,” he begged, “pray do not disturb yourself. I will answer
for it that neither you nor any of your friends are the objects of Mr.
Leadsam's suspicion. Without a doubt, it is I to whom his somewhat bold
statement refers.”</p>
<p>They all stared at him, immersed in another crisis, bereft of speech. He
tapped a cigarette upon the counter and lit it. Fairfax, whose glass had
just been refilled by the bartender, was still ghastly pale, shaking with
nervousness and breathing hoarsely. Francis, tense and alert in his chair,
watched the speaker but said nothing.</p>
<p>“You see,” Sir Timothy continued, addressing himself to the four young men
at the bar, “I happen to have two special aversions in life. One is sweet
champagne and the other amateur detectives—their stories, their
methods and everything about them. I chanced to sit upstairs in the
restaurant, within hearing of Mr. Ledsam and his friend Mr. Wilmore, the
novelist, the other night, and I heard Mr. Ledsam, very much to my
chagrin, announce his intention of abandoning a career in which he has, if
he will allow me to say so,”—with a courteous bow to Francis—“attained
considerable distinction, to indulge in the moth-eaten, flamboyant and
melodramatic antics of the lesser Sherlock Holmes. I fear that I could not
resist the opportunity of—I think you young men call it—pulling
his leg.”</p>
<p>Every one was listening intently, including Shopland, who had just drifted
into the room and subsided into a chair near Francis.</p>
<p>“I moved my place, therefore,” Sir Timothy continued, “and I whispered in
Mr. Ledsam's ear some rodomontade to the effect that if he were planning
to be the giant crime-detector of the world, I was by ambition the
arch-criminal—or words to that effect. And to give emphasis to my
words, I wound up by prophesying a crime in the immediate vicinity of the
place within a few hours.”</p>
<p>“A somewhat significant prophecy, under the circumstances,” Francis
remarked, reaching out for a dish of salted almonds and drawing them
towards him.</p>
<p>Sir Timothy shrugged his shoulders deprecatingly.</p>
<p>“I will confess,” he admitted, “that I had not in my mind an affair of
such dimensions. My harmless remark, however, has produced cataclysmic
effects. The conversation to which I refer took place on the night of
young Bidlake's murder, and Mr. Ledsam, with my somewhat, I confess,
bombastic words in his memory, has pitched upon me as the bloodthirsty
murderer.”</p>
<p>“Hold on for a moment, sir,” Peter Jacks begged, wiping the perspiration
from his forehead. “We've got to have another drink quick. Poor old Bobby
here looks knocked all of a heap, and I'm kind of jumpy myself. You'll
join us, sir?”</p>
<p>“I thank you,” was the courteous reply. “I do not as a rule indulge to the
extent of more than one cocktail, but I will recognise the present as an
exceptional occasion. To continue, then,” he went on, after the glasses
had been filled, “I have during the last few weeks experienced the
ceaseless and lynx-eyed watch of Mr. Ledsam and presumably his myrmidons.
I do not know whether you are all acquainted with my name, but in case you
are not, let me introduce myself. I am Sir Timothy Brast, Chairman, as I
dare say you know, of the United Transvaal Gold Mines, Chairman, also, of
two of the principal hospitals in London, Vice President of the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, a patron of sport in many forms,
a traveller in many countries, and a recipient of the honour of knighthood
from His Majesty, in recognition of my services for various philanthropic
works. These facts, however, have availed me nothing now that the bungling
amateur investigator into crime has pointed the finger of suspicion
towards me. My servants and neighbours have alike been plagued to death
with cunning questions as to my life and habits. I have been watched in
the streets and watched in my harmless amusements. My simple life has been
peered into from every perspective and direction. In short, I am suspect.
Mr. Ledsam's terrifying statement a few minutes ago was directed towards
me and me only.”</p>
<p>There were murmurs of sympathy from the four young men, who each in his
own fashion appeared to derive consolation from Sir Timothy's frank and
somewhat caustic statement. Francis, who had listened unmoved to this flow
of words, glanced towards the door behind which dark figures seemed to be
looming.</p>
<p>“That is all you have to say, Sir Timothy?” he asked politely.</p>
<p>“For the present, yes,” was the guarded reply. “I trust that I have
succeeded in setting these young gentlemen's minds at ease.”</p>
<p>“There is one of them,” Francis said gravely, “whose mind not even your
soothing words could lighten.”</p>
<p>Shopland had risen unobtrusively to his feet. He laid his hand suddenly on
Fairfax's shoulder and whispered in his ear. Fairfax, after his first
start, seemed cool enough. He stretched out his hand towards the glass
which as yet he had not touched; covered it with his fingers for a moment
and drained its contents. The gently sarcastic smile left Sir Timothy's
lips. His eyebrows met in a quick frown, his eyes glittered.</p>
<p>“What is the meaning of this?” he demanded sharply.</p>
<p>A policeman in plain clothes had advanced from the door. The manager
hovered in the background. Shopland saw that all was well.</p>
<p>“It means,” he announced, “that I have just arrested Mr. Robert Fairfax
here on a charge of wilful murder. There is a way out through the
kitchens, I believe. Take his other arm, Holmes. Now, gentlemen, if you
please.”</p>
<p>There were a few bewildered exclamations—then a dramatic hush.
Fairfax had fallen forward on his stool. He seemed to have relapsed into a
comatose state. Every scrap of colour was drained from his sallow cheeks,
his eyes were covered with a film and he was breathing heavily. The
detective snatched up the glass from which the young man had been
drinking, and smelt it.</p>
<p>“I saw him drop a tablet in just now,” Jimmy faltered. “I thought it was
one of the digestion pills he uses sometimes.”</p>
<p>Shopland and the policeman placed their hands underneath the armpits of
the unconscious man.</p>
<p>“He's done, sir,” the former whispered to Francis. “We'll try and get him
to the station if we can.”</p>
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