<h2><SPAN name="chap63"></SPAN>CHAPTER LXIII.<br/> Which accounts perhaps for Chapter LXI.</h2>
<p>The information regarding the affairs of the Clavering family, which Major
Pendennis had acquired through Strong, and by his own personal interference as
the friend of the house, was such as almost made the old gentleman pause in any
plans which he might have once entertained for his nephew’s benefit. To
bestow upon Arthur a wife with two such fathers-in-law, as the two worthies
whom the guileless and unfortunate Lady Clavering had drawn in her marriage
ventures, was to benefit no man. And though the one, in a manner, neutralised
the other, and the appearance of Amory or Altamont in public would be the
signal for his instantaneous withdrawal and condign punishment,—for the
fugitive convict had cut down the officer in charge of him,—and a rope
would be inevitably his end; if he came again under British authorities; yet,
no guardian would like to secure for his ward a wife, whose parent was to be
got rid of in such a way; and the old gentleman’s notion always had been
that Altamont, with the gallows before his eyes, would assuredly avoid
recognition; while, at the same time, by holding the threat of his discovery
over Clavering, the latter, who would lose everything by Amory’s
appearance, would be a slave in the hands of the person who knew so fatal a
secret.</p>
<p>But if the Begum paid Clavering’s debts many times more, her wealth would
be expended altogether upon this irreclaimable reprobate; and her heirs,
whoever they might be, would succeed but to an emptied treasury; and Miss
Amory, instead of bringing her husband a good income and a seat in Parliament,
would bring to that individual her person only, and her pedigree with that
lamentable note of sus. per coll. at the name of the last male of her line.</p>
<p>There was, however, to the old schemer revolving these things in his mind,
another course yet open; the which will appear to the reader who may take the
trouble to peruse a conversation, which presently ensued, between Major
Pendennis and the honourable Baronet, the Member for Clavering.</p>
<p>When a man, under pecuniary difficulties, disappears from among his usual
friends and equals,—dives out of sight, as it were, from the flock of
birds in which he is accustomed to sail, it is wonderful at what strange and
distant nooks he comes up again for breath. I have known a Pall Mall lounger
and Rotten Row buck, of no inconsiderable fashion, vanish from amongst his
comrades of the Clubs and the Park, and be discovered, very happy and affable,
at an eighteenpenny ordinary in Billingsgate: another gentleman, of great
learning and wit, when outrunning the constable (were I to say he was a
literary man, some critics would vow that I intended to insult the literary
profession), once sent me his address at a little public-house called the
“Fox under the Hill,” down a most darksome and cavernous archway in
the Strand. Such a man, under such misfortunes, may have a house, but he is
never in his house; and has an address where letters may be left; but only
simpletons go with the hopes of seeing him.—Only a few of the faithful
know where he is to be found, and have the clue to his hiding-place. So, after
the disputes with his wife, and the misfortunes consequent thereon, to find Sir
Francis Clavering at home was impossible. “Ever since I hast him for my
book, which is fourteen pound, he don’t come home till three
o’clock, and purtends to be asleep when I bring his water of a
mornin’, and dodges hout when I’m downstairs,” Mr. Lightfoot
remarked to his friend Morgan; and announced that he should go down to my Lady,
and be butler there, and marry his old woman. In like manner, after his
altercations with Strong, the Baronet did not come near him, and fled to other
haunts, out of the reach of the Chevalier’s reproaches;—out of the
reach of conscience, if possible, which many of us try to dodge and leave
behind us by changes of scene and other fugitive stratagems.</p>
<p>So, though the elder Pendennis, having his own ulterior object, was bent upon
seeing Pen’s country neighbour and representative in Parliament, it took
the Major no inconsiderable trouble and time before he could get him into such
a confidential state and conversation, as were necessary for the ends which the
Major had in view. For since the Major had been called in as family friend, and
had cognisance of Clavering’s affairs, conjugal and pecuniary, the
Baronet avoided him: as he always avoided all his lawyers and agents when there
was an account to be rendered, or an affair of business to be discussed between
them; and never kept any appointment but when its object was the raising of
money. Thus, previous to catching this most shy and timorous bird, the Major
made more than one futile attempt to hold him;—on one day it was a most
innocent-looking invitation to dinner at Greenwich, to meet a few friends; the
Baronet accepted, suspected something, and did not come; leaving the Major (who
indeed proposed to represent in himself the body of friends) to eat his
whitebait alone:—on another occasion the Major wrote and asked for ten
minutes’ talk, and the Baronet instantly acknowledged the note, and made
the appointment at four o’clock the next day at Bays’s precisely
(he carefully underlined the “precisely”); but though four
o’clock came, as in the course of time and destiny it could not do
otherwise, no Clavering made his appearance. Indeed, if he had borrowed twenty
pounds of Pendennis, he could not have been more timid, or desirous of avoiding
the Major; and the latter found that it was one thing to seek a man, and
another to find him.</p>
<p class="p2">
Before the close of that day in which Strong’s patron had given the
Chevalier the benefit of so many blessings before his face and curses behind
his back, Sir Francis Clavering, who had pledged his word and his oath to his
wife’s advisers to draw or accept no more bills of exchange, and to be
content with the allowance which his victimised wife still awarded him, had
managed to sign his respectable name to a piece of stamped paper, which the
Baronet’s friend, Mr. Moss Abrams, had carried off, promising to have the
bill “done” by a party with whose intimacy Mr. Abrams was favoured.
And it chanced that Strong heard of this transaction at the place where the
writings had been drawn,—in the back-parlour, namely, of Mr.
Santiago’s cigar-shop, where the Chevalier was constantly in the habit of
spending an hour in the evening.</p>
<p>“He is at his old work again,” Mr. Santiago told his customer.
“He and Moss Abrams were in my parlour. Moss sent out my boy for a stamp.
It must have been a bill for fifty pound. I heard the Baronet tell Moss to date
it two months back. He will pretend that it is an old bill, and that he forgot
it when he came to a settlement with his wife the other day. I dare say they
will give him some more money now he is clear.” A man who has the habit
of putting his unlucky name to “promises to pay” at six months, has
the satisfaction of knowing, too, that his affairs are known and canvassed, and
his signature handed round among the very worst knaves and rogues of London.</p>
<p>Mr. Santiago’s shop was close by St. James’s Street and Bury
Street, where we have had the honour of visiting our friend Major Pendennis in
his lodgings. The Major was walking daintily towards his apartment, as Strong,
burning with wrath and redolent of Havanna, strode along the same pavement
opposite to him.</p>
<p>“Confound these young men: how they poison everything with their
smoke,” thought the Major. “Here comes a fellow with mustachios and
a cigar. Every fellow who smokes and wears mustachios is a low fellow. Oh!
it’s Mr. Strong.—I hope you are well, Mr. Strong?” and the
old gentleman, making a dignified bow to the Chevalier, was about to pass into
his house; directing towards the lock of the door, with trembling hand, the
polished door-key.</p>
<p>We have said that, at the long and weary disputes and conferences regarding the
payment of Sir Francis Clavering’s last debts, Strong and Pendennis had
both been present as friends and advisers of the Baronet’s unlucky
family. Strong stopped and held out his hand to his brother negotiator, and old
Pendennis put out towards him a couple of ungracious fingers.</p>
<p>“What is your good news?” said Major Pendennis, patronising the
other still further, and condescending to address to him an observation; for
old Pendennis had kept such good company all his life, that he vaguely imagined
he honoured common men by speaking to them. “Still in town, Mr. Strong? I
hope I see you well.”</p>
<p>“My news is bad news, sir,” Strong answered; “it concerns our
friends at Tunbridge Wells, and I should like to talk to you about it.
Clavering is at his old tricks again, Major Pendennis.”</p>
<p>“Indeed! Pray do me the favour to come into my lodging,” cried the
Major with awakened interest; and the pair entered and took possession of his
drawing-room. Here seated, Strong unburthened himself of his indignation to the
Major, and spoke at large of Clavering’s recklessness and treachery.
“No promises will bind him, sir,” he said. “You remember when
we met, sir, with my lady’s lawyer, how he wouldn’t be satisfied
with giving his honour, but wanted to take his oath on his knees to his wife,
and rang the bell for a Bible, and swore perdition on his soul if he ever would
give another bill. He has been signing one this very day, sir: and will sign as
many more as you please for ready money: and will deceive anybody, his wife or
his child, or his old friend, who has backed him a hundred times. Why,
there’s a bill of his and mine will be due next week.”</p>
<p>“I thought we had paid all.”</p>
<p>“Not that one,” Strong said, blushing. “He asked me not to
mention it, and—and—I had half the money for that, Major; And they
will be down on me. But I don’t care for it; I’m used to it.
It’s Lady Clavering that riles me. It’s a shame that that
good-natured woman, who has paid him out of gaol a score of times, should be
ruined by his heartlessness. A parcel of bill-stealers boxers, any rascals, get
his money; and he don’t scruple to throw an honest fellow over. Would you
believe it, sir, he took money of Altamont—you know whom I mean.”</p>
<p>“Indeed? of that singular man, who I think came tipsy once to Sir
Francis’s house?” Major Pendennis said, with impenetrable
countenance. “Who is Altamont, Mr. Strong?”</p>
<p>“I am sure I don’t know, if you don’t know,” the
Chevalier answered, with a look of surprise and suspicion.</p>
<p>“To tell you frankly,” said the Major, “I have my
suspicions—I suppose—mind, I only suppose—that in our friend
Clavering’s a life—who, between you and me, Captain Strong, we must
own about as loose a fish as any in my acquaintance—there are, no doubt,
some queer secrets and stories which he would not like to have known: none of
us would. And very likely this fellow, who calls himself Altamont, knows some
story against Clavering, and has some hold on him, and gets money out of him on
the strength of his information. I know some of the best men of the best
families in England who are paying through the nose in that way. But their
private affairs are no business of mine, Mr. Strong; and it is not to be
supposed that because I go and dine with a man, I pry into his secrets, or am
answerable for all his past life. And so with our friend Clavering, I am most
interested for his wife’s sake, and her daughter’s, who is a most
charming creature: and when her ladyship asked me, I looked into her affairs,
and tried to set them straight; and shall do so again, you understand, to the
best of my humble power and ability, if I can make myself useful. And if I am
called upon—you understand, if I am called upon—and—by the
way, this Mr. Altamont, Mr. Strong? How is this Mr. Altamont? I believe you are
acquainted with him. Is he in town?”</p>
<p>“I don’t know that I am called upon to know where he is, Major
Pendennis,” said Strong, rising and taking up his hat in dudgeon, for the
Major’s patronising manner and impertinence of caution offended the
honest gentleman not a little.</p>
<p>Pendennis’s manner altered at once from a tone of hauteur to one of
knowing good-humour. “Ah, Captain Strong, you are cautious too, I see;
and quite right, my good sir, quite right. We don’t know what ears walls
may have, sir, or to whom we may be talking; and as a man of the world, and an
old soldier,—an old and distinguished soldier, I have been told, Captain
Strong,—you know very well that there is no use in throwing away your
fire; you may have your ideas, and I may put two and two together and have
mine. But there are things which don’t concern him that many a man had
better not know, eh, Captain? and which I, for one, won’t know until I
have reason for knowing them: and that I believe is your maxim too. With regard
to our friend the Baronet, I think with you, it would be most advisable that he
should be checked in his imprudent courses; and most strongly reprehend any
man’s departure from his word, or any conduct of his which can give any
pain to his family, or cause them annoyance in any way. That is my full and
frank opinion, and I am sure it is yours.”</p>
<p>“Certainly,” said Mr. Strong, drily.</p>
<p>“I am delighted to hear it; delighted that an old brother soldier should
agree with me so fully. And I am exceedingly glad of the lucky meeting which
has procured me the good fortune of your visit. Good evening. Thank you.
Morgan, show the door to Captain Strong.”</p>
<p>And Strong, preceded by Morgan, took his leave of Major Pendennis; the
Chevalier not a little puzzled at the old fellow’s prudence; and the
valet, to say the truth, to the full as much perplexed at his master’s
reticence. For Mr. Morgan, in his capacity of accomplished valet, moved here
and there in a house as silent as a shadow; and, as it so happened, during the
latter part of his master’s conversation with his visitor, had been
standing very close to the door, and had overheard not a little of the talk
between the two gentlemen, and a great deal more than he could understand.</p>
<p>“Who is that Altamont? know anything about him and Strong?” Mr.
Morgan asked of Mr. Lightfoot, on the next convenient occasion when they met at
the Club.</p>
<p>“Strong’s his man of business, draws the Governor’s bills,
and indosses ’em, and does his odd jobs and that; and I suppose
Altamont’s in it too,” Mr. Lightfoot replied. “That
kite-flying, you know, Mr. M., always takes two or three on ’em to set
the paper going. Altamont put the pot on at the Derby, and won a good bit of
money. I wish the Governor could get some somewhere, and I could get my book
paid up.”</p>
<p>“Do you think my Lady would pay his debts again?” Morgan asked.
“Find out that for me, Lightfoot, and I’ll make it worth your
while, my boy.”</p>
<p class="p2">
Major Pendennis had often said with a laugh, that his valet Morgan was a much
richer man than himself: and, indeed, by long course of careful speculation,
this wary and silent attendant had been amassing a considerable sum of money,
during the year which he had passed in the Major’s service, where he had
made the acquaintance of many other valets of distinction, from whom he had
learned the affairs of their principals. When Mr. Arthur came into his
property, but not until then, Morgan had surprised the young gentleman, by
saying that he had a little sum of money, some fifty or a hundred pound, which
he wanted to lay out to advantage; perhaps the gentlemen in the Temple, knowing
about affairs and business and that, could help a poor fellow to a good
investment? Morgan would be very much obliged to Mr. Arthur, most grateful and
obliged indeed, if Arthur could tell him of one. When Arthur laughingly
replied, that he knew nothing about money matters, and knew no earthly way of
helping Morgan, the latter, with the utmost simplicity, was very grateful, very
grateful indeed, to Mr. Arthur, and if Mr. Arthur should want a little money
before his rents was paid, perhaps he would kindly remember that his
uncle’s old and faithful servant had some as he would like to put out:
and be most proud if he could be useful anyways to any of the family.</p>
<p>The Prince of Fairoaks, who was tolerably prudent and had no need of ready
money, would as soon have thought of borrowing from his uncle’s servant
as of stealing the valet’s pocket-handkerchief, and was on the point of
making some haughty reply to Morgan’s offer, but was checked by the
humour of the transaction. Morgan a capitalist! Morgan offering to lend to
him—The joke was excellent. On the other hand, the man might be quite
innocent, and the proposal of money a simple offer of good-will. So Arthur
withheld the sarcasm that was rising to his lips, and contented himself by
declining Mr. Morgan’s kind proposal. He mentioned the matter to his
uncle, however, and congratulated the latter on having such a treasure in his
service.</p>
<p>It was then that the Major said that he believed Morgan had been getting
devilish rich for a devilish long time; in fact, he had bought the house in
Bury Street, in which his master was a lodger and had actually made a
considerable sum of money, from his acquaintance with the Clavering family and
his knowledge obtained through his master that the Begum would pay all her
husband’s debts, by buying up as many of the Baronet’s acceptances
as he could raise money to purchase. Of these transactions the Major, however,
knew no more than most gentlemen do of their servants, who live with us all our
days and are strangers to us, so strong custom is, and so pitiless the
distinction between class and class.</p>
<p>“So he offered to lend you money, did he?” the elder Pendennis
remarked to his nephew. “He’s a dev’lish sly fellow, and a
dev’lish rich fellow; and there’s many a nobleman would like to
have such a valet in his service, and borrow from him too. And he ain’t a
bit changed, Monsieur Morgan. He does his work just as well as
ever—he’s always ready to my bell—steals about the room like
a cat—he’s so dev’lishly attached to me, Morgan!”</p>
<p>On the day of Strong’s visit, the Major bethought him of Pen’s
story, and that Morgan might help him, and rallied the valet regarding his
wealth with that free and insolent way which so high-placed a gentleman might
be disposed to adopt towards so unfortunate a creature.</p>
<p>“I hear that you have got some money to invest, Morgan,” said the
Major.</p>
<p>“It’s Mr. Arthur has been telling, hang him,” thought the
valet.</p>
<p>“I’m glad my place is such a good one.”</p>
<p>“Thank you, sir—I’ve no reason to complain of my place, nor
of my master,” replied Morgan, demurely.</p>
<p>“You’re a good fellow: and I believe you are attached to me; and
I’m glad you get on well. And I hope you’ll be prudent, and not be
taking a public-house or that kind of thing.”</p>
<p>A public-house, thought Morgan—me in a public-house!—the old
fool!—Dammy, if I was ten years younger I’d set in Parlyment before
I died, that I would.—“No, thank you kindly, sir. I don’t
think of the public line, sir. And I’ve got my little savings pretty well
put out, sir.”</p>
<p>“You do a little in the discounting way, eh, Morgan?”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir, a very little—I—I beg your pardon, sir—might
I be so free as to ask a question——”</p>
<p>“Speak on, my good fellow,” the elder said, graciously.</p>
<p>“About Sir Francis Clavering’s paper, sir? Do you think he’s
any longer any good, sir? Will my Lady pay on ’em, any more, sir?”</p>
<p>“What, you’ve done something in that business already?”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir, a little,” replied Morgan, dropping down his eyes.
“And I don’t mind owning, sir, and I hope I may take the liberty of
saying, sir, that a little more would make me very comfortable if it turned out
as well as the last.”</p>
<p>“Why, how much have you netted by him, in Gad’s name?” asked
the Major.</p>
<p>“I’ve done a good bit, sir, at it: that I own, sir. Having some
information, and made acquaintance with the fam’ly through your kindness,
I put on the pot, sir.”</p>
<p>“You did what?”</p>
<p>“I laid my money on, sir—I got all I could, and borrowed, and
bought Sir Francis’s bills; many of ’em had his name, and the
gentleman’s as is just gone out, Edward Strong, Esquire, sir: and of
course I know of the blow-hup and shindy as is took place in Grosvenor Place,
sir: and as I may as well make my money as another, I’d be very much
obleeged to you if you’d tell me whether my Lady will come down any
more.”</p>
<p>Although Major Pendennis was as much surprised at this intelligence regarding
his servant, as if he had heard that Morgan was a disguised Marquis, about to
throw off his mask and assume his seat in the House of Peers; and although he
was of course indignant at the audacity of the fellow who had dared to grow
rich under his nose, and without his cognisance; yet he had a natural
admiration for every man who represented money and success, and found himself
respecting Morgan, and being rather afraid of that worthy, as the truth began
to dawn upon him.</p>
<p>“Well, Morgan,” said he, “I mustn’t ask how rich you
are; and the richer the better for your sake, I’m sure. And if I could
give you any information that could serve you, I would speedily help you. But
frankly, if Lady Clavering asks me whether she shall pay any more of Sir
Francis’s debts, I shall advise and I hope she won’t, though I fear
she will—and that is all I know. And so you are aware that Sir Francis is
beginning again in his—eh—reckless and imprudent course?”</p>
<p>“At his old games, sir—can’t prevent that gentleman. He will
do it.”</p>
<p>“Mr. Strong was saying that a Mr. Moss Abrams was the holder of one of
Sir Francis Clavering’s notes. Do you know anything of this Mr. Abrams;
or the amount of the bill?”</p>
<p>“Don’t know the bill, know Abrams quite well, sir.”</p>
<p>“I wish you would find out about it for me. And I wish you would find out
where I can see Sir Francis Clavering, Morgan.”</p>
<p>And Morgan said, “Thank you, sir, yes, sir, I will, sir;” and
retired from the room, as he had entered it, with his usual stealthy respect
and quiet humility; leaving the Major to muse and wonder over what he had just
heard.</p>
<p>The next morning the valet informed Major Pendennis that he had seen Mr.
Abrams; what was the amount of the bill that gentleman was desirous to
negotiate; and that the Baronet would be sure to be in the back-parlour of the
Wheel of Fortune Tavern that day at one o’clock.</p>
<p>To this appointment Sir Francis Clavering was punctual, and as at one
o’clock he sate in the parlour of the tavern in question, surrounded by
spittoons, Windsor chairs, cheerful prints of boxers, trotting horses, and
pedestrians, and the lingering of last night’s tobacco fumes—as the
descendant of an ancient line sate in this delectable place accommodated with
an old copy of Bell’s Life in London, much blotted with beer, the polite
Major Pendennis walked into the apartment.</p>
<p>“So it’s you, old boy?” asked the Baronet, thinking that Mr.
Moss Abrams had arrived with the money.</p>
<p>“How do you do, Sir Francis Clavering? I wanted to see you, and followed
you here,” said the Major, at sight of whom the other’s countenance
fell.</p>
<p>Now that he had his opponent before him, the Major was determined to make a
brisk and sudden attack upon him, and went into action at once. “I
know,” he continued, “who is the exceedingly disreputable person
for whom you took me, Clavering; and the errand which brought you here.”</p>
<p>“It ain’t your business, is it?” asked the Baronet, with a
sulky and deprecatory look. “Why are you following me about and taking
the command, and meddling in my affairs, Major Pendennis? I’ve never done
you any harm, have I? I’ve never had your money. And I don’t choose
to be dodged about in this way, and domineered over. I don’t choose it,
and I won’t have it. If Lady Clavering has any proposal to make to me,
let it be done in the regular way, and through the lawyers. I’d rather
not have you.”</p>
<p>“I am not come from Lady Clavering,” the Major said, “but of
my own accord, to try and remonstrate with you, Clavering, and see if you can
be kept from ruin. It is but a month ago that you swore on your honour, and
wanted to get a Bible to strengthen the oath, that you would accept no more
bills, but content yourself with the allowance which Lady Clavering gives you.
All your debts were paid with that proviso, and you have broken it; this Mr.
Abrams has a bill of yours for sixty pounds.”</p>
<p>“It’s an old bill. I take my solemn oath it’s an old
bill,” shrieked out the Baronet.</p>
<p>“You drew it yesterday, and you dated it three months back purposely. By
Gad, Clavering, you sicken me with lies, I can’t help telling you so.
I’ve no patience with you, by Gad. You cheat everybody, yourself
included. I’ve seen a deal of the world, but I never met your equal at
humbugging. It’s my belief you had rather lie than not.”</p>
<p>“Have you come here, you old—old beast, to tempt me to—to
pitch into you, and—and knock your old head off?” said the Baronet,
with a poisonous look of hatred at the Major.</p>
<p>“What, sir?” shouted out the old Major, rising to his feet and
clasping his cane, and looking so fiercely, that the Baronet’s tone
instantly changed towards him.</p>
<p>“No, no,” said Clavering, piteously, “I beg your pardon. I
didn’t mean to be angry, or say anything unkind, only you’re so
damned harsh to me, Major Pendennis. What is it you want of me? Why have you
been hunting me so? Do you want money out of me too? By Jove, you know
I’ve not got a shilling,”—and so Clavering, according to his
custom, passed from a curse into a whimper.</p>
<p>Major Pendennis saw, from the other’s tone, that Clavering knew his
secret was in the Major’s hands.</p>
<p>“I’ve no errand from anybody, or no design upon you,”
Pendennis said, “but an endeavour, if it’s not too late, to save
you and your family from utter ruin, through the infernal recklessness of your
courses. I knew your secret——”</p>
<p>“I didn’t know it when I married her; upon my oath I didn’t
know it till the d——d scoundrel came back and told me himself; and
it’s the misery about that which makes me so reckless, Pendennis; indeed
it is,” the Baronet cried, clasping his hands.</p>
<p>“I knew your secret from the very first day when I saw Amory come drunk
into your dining-room in Grosvenor Place. I never forget faces. I remember that
fellow in Sydney a convict, and he remembers me. I know his trial, the date of
his marriage, and of his reported death in the bush. I could swear to him. And
I know that you are no more married to Lady Clavering than I am. I’ve
kept your secret well enough, for I’ve not told a single soul that I know
it,—not your wife, not yourself till now.”</p>
<p>“Poor Lady C., it would cut her up dreadfully,” whimpered Sir
Francis; “and it wasn’t my fault, Major; you know it
wasn’t.”</p>
<p>“Rather than allow you to go on ruining her as you do; I will tell her,
Clavering, and tell all the world too; that is what I swear I will do, unless I
can come to some terms with you, and put some curb on your infernal folly. By
play, debt, and extravagance of all kind, you’ve got through half your
wife’s fortune, and that of her legitimate heirs, mind—her
legitimate heirs. Here it must stop. You can’t live together.
You’re not fit to live in a great house like Clavering; and before three
years’ more were over would not leave a shilling to carry on. I’ve
settled what must be done. You shall have six hundred a year; you shall go
abroad and live on that. You must give up Parliament, and get on as well as you
can. If you refuse, I give you my word I’ll make the real state of things
known to-morrow; I’ll swear to Amory, who, when identified, will go back
to the country from whence he came, and will rid the widow of you and himself
together. And so that boy of yours loses at once all title to old Spell’s
property, and it goes to your wife’s daughter. Ain’t I making
myself pretty clearly understood?”</p>
<p>“You wouldn’t be so cruel to that poor boy, would you,
Pendennis?” asked the father, pleading piteously; “hang it, think
about him. He’s a nice boy: though he’s dev’lish wild, I own
he’s dev’lish wild.”</p>
<p>“It’s you who are cruel to him,” said the old moralist.
“Why, sir, you’ll ruin him yourself inevitably in three
years.”</p>
<p>“Yes, but perhaps I won’t have such dev’lish bad luck, you
know;—the luck must turn: and I’ll reform, by Gad, I’ll
reform. And if you were to split on me, it would cut up my wife so; you know it
would, most infernally.”</p>
<p>“To be parted from you,” said the old Major, with a sneer;
“you know she won’t live with you again.”</p>
<p>“But why can’t Lady C. live abroad, or at Bath, or at Tunbridge, or
at the doose, and I go on here?” Clavering continued. “I like being
here better than abroad, and I like being in Parliament. It’s
dev’lish convenient being in Parliament. There’s very few seats
like mine left; and if I gave it to ’em, I should not wonder the ministry
would give me an island to govern, or some dev’lish good thing; for you
know I’m a gentleman of dev’lish good family, and have a handle to
my name, and—and that sort of thing, Major Pendennis. Eh, don’t you
see? Don’t you think they’d give me something dev’lish good
if I was to play my cards well? And then, you know, I’d save money, and
be kept out of the way of the confounded hells and rouge et
noir—and—and so I’d rather not give up Parliament,
please.” For at one instant to hate and defy a man, at the next to weep
before him, and at the next to be perfectly confidential and friendly with him,
was not an unusual process with our versatile-minded Baronet.</p>
<p>“As for your seat in Parliament,” the Major said, with something of
a blush on his cheek, and a certain tremor, which the other did not see,
“you must part with that, Sir Francis Clavering, to—to me.”</p>
<p>“What! are you going into the House, Major Pendennis?”</p>
<p>“No—not I; but my nephew, Arthur, is a very clever fellow and would
make a figure there: and when Clavering had two members, his father might very
likely have been one; and—and should like Arthur to be there,” the
Major said.</p>
<p>“Dammy, does he know it, too?” cried out Clavering.</p>
<p>“Nobody knows anything out of this room,” Pendennis answered;
“and if you do this favour for me, I hold my tongue. If not, I’m a
man of my word, and will do what I have said.”</p>
<p>“I say, Major,” said Sir Francis, with a peculiarly humble smile
“You—You couldn’t get me my first quarter in advance, could
you, like the best of fellows? You can do anything with Lady Clavering; and,
upon my oath, I’ll take up that bill of Abrams’. The little dam
scoundrel, I know he’ll do me in the business—he always does; and
if you could do this for me, we’d see, Major.”</p>
<p>“And I think your best plan would be to go down in September to Clavering
to shoot, and take my nephew with you, and introduce him. Yes, that will be the
best time. And we will try and manage about the advance.” (Arthur may
lend him that, thought old Pendennis. Confound him, a seat in Parliament is
worth a hundred and fifty pounds.) “And, Clavering, you understand, of
course, my nephew knows nothing about this business. You have a mind to retire:
he is a Clavering man and a good representative for the borough; you introduce
him, and your people vote for him—you see.”</p>
<p>“When can you get me the hundred and fifty, Major? When shall I come and
see you? Will you be at home this evening or to-morrow morning? Will you have
anything here? They’ve got some dev’lish good bitters in the bar. I
often have a glass of bitters, it sets one up so.”</p>
<p>The old Major would take no refreshment; but rose and took his leave of the
Baronet, who walked with him to the door of the Wheel of Fortune, and then
strolled into the bar, where he took a glass of gin and bitters with the
landlady there: and a gentleman connected with the ring (who boarded at the
Wheel of F.) coming in, he and Sir Francis Clavering and the landlord talked
about the fights and the news of the sporting world in general; and at length
Mr. Moss Abrams arrived with the proceeds of the Baronet’s bill, from
which his own handsome commission was deducted, and out of the remainder Sir
Francis “stood” a dinner at Greenwich to his distinguished friend,
and passed the evening gaily at Vauxhall.</p>
<p>Meanwhile Major Pendennis, calling a cab in Piccadilly, drove to Lamb Court,
Temple, where he speedily was closeted with his nephew in deep conversation.</p>
<p>After their talk they parted on very good terms, and it was in consequence of
that unreported conversation, whereof the reader nevertheless can pretty well
guess the bearing, that Arthur expressed himself as we have heard in the
colloquy with Warrington, which is reported in the last chapter.</p>
<p>When a man is tempted to do a tempting thing, he can find a hundred ingenious
reasons for gratifying his liking; and Arthur thought very much that he would
like to be in Parliament, and that he would like to distinguish himself there,
and that he need not care much what side he took, as there was falsehood and
truth on every side. And on this and on other matters he thought he would
compromise with his conscience, and that Sadduceeism was a very convenient and
good-humoured profession of faith.</p>
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