<h2><SPAN name="chap06"></SPAN>CHAPTER VI.<br/> Contains both Love and War</h2>
<p>Cicero and Euripides did not occupy Mr. Pen much for some time after this, and
honest Mr. Smirke had a very easy time with his pupil. Rebecca was the animal
who suffered most in the present state of Pen’s mind, for, besides those
days when he could publicly announce his intention of going to Chatteris to
take a fencing-lesson, and went thither with the knowledge of his mother,
whenever he saw three hours clear before him, the young rascal made a rush for
the city, and found his way to Prior’s Lane. He was as frantic with
vexation when Rebecca went lame, as Richard at Bosworth, when his horse was
killed under him: and got deeply into the books of the man who kept the
hunting-stables at Chatteris for the doctoring of his own, and the hire of
another animal.</p>
<p>Then, and perhaps once in a week, under pretence of going to read a Greek play
with Smirke, this young reprobate set off so as to be in time for the
Competitor down coach, stayed a couple of hours in Chatteris, and returned on
the Rival which left for London at ten at night. Once his secret was nearly
lost by Smirke’s simplicity, of whom Mrs. Pendennis asked whether they
had read a great deal the night before, or a question to that effect. Smirke
was about to tell the truth, that he had never seen Mr. Pen at all, when the
latter’s boot-heel came grinding down on Mr. Smirke’s toe under the
table, and warned the curate not to betray him.</p>
<p>They had had conversations on the tender subject, of course. It is good sport
(if you are not yourself engaged in the conversation) to hear two men in love
talk. There must be a confidant and depositary somewhere. When informed, under
the most solemn vows of secrecy, of Pen’s condition of mind, the curate
said, with no small tremor, “that he hoped it was no unworthy
object—no unlawful attachment, which Pen had formed”—for if
so, the poor fellow felt it would be his duty to break his vow and inform
Pen’s mother, and then there would be a quarrel, he felt, with sickening
apprehension, and he would never again have a chance of seeing what he most
liked in the world.</p>
<p>“Unlawful, unworthy!” Pen bounced out at the curate’s
question. “She is as pure as she is beautiful; I would give my heart to
no other woman. I keep the matter a secret in my family,
because—because—there are reasons of a weighty nature which I am
not at liberty to disclose. But any man who breathes a word against her purity
insults both her honour and mine, and—and dammy, I won’t stand
it.”</p>
<p>Smirke, with a faint laugh, only said, “Well, well, don’t call me
out, Arthur, for you know I can’t fight;” but by this compromise
the wretched curate was put more than ever into the power of his pupil, and the
Greek and mathematics suffered correspondingly.</p>
<p>If the reverend gentleman had had much discernment, and looked into the
Poet’s Corner of the County Chronicle, as it arrived in the
Wednesday’s bag, he might have seen ‘Mrs. Haller,’
‘Passion and Genius,’ ‘Lines to Miss Fotheringay, of the
Theatre Royal,’ appearing every week; and other verses of the most
gloomy, thrilling, and passionate cast. But as these poems were no longer
signed NEP by their artful composer, but subscribed EROS, neither the tutor nor
Helen, the good soul, who cut all her son’s verses out of the paper, knew
that Nep was no other than that flaming Eros, who sang so vehemently the
character of the new actress.</p>
<p>“Who is the lady,” at last asked Mrs. Pendennis, “whom your
rival is always singing in the County Chronicle? He writes something like you,
dear Pen, but yours is much the best. Have you seen Miss Fotheringay?”</p>
<p>Pen said yes, he had; that night he went to see the “Stranger,” she
acted Mrs. Haller. By the way, she was going to have a benefit, and was to
appear in Ophelia—suppose we were to go—Shakspeare, you know,
mother—we can get horses from the Clavering Arms. Little Laura sprang up
with delight, she longed for a play.</p>
<p>Pen introduced “Shakspeare, you know,” because the deceased
Pendennis, as became a man of his character, professed an uncommon respect for
the bard of Avon, in whose works he safely said there was more poetry than in
all ‘Johnson’s Poets’ put together. And though Mr. Pendennis
did not much read the works in question, yet he enjoined Pen to peruse them,
and often said what pleasure he should have, when the boy was of a proper age,
in taking him and mother to see some good plays of the immortal poet.</p>
<p>The ready tears welled up in the kind mother’s eyes as she remembered
these speeches of the man who was gone. She kissed her son fondly, and said she
would go. Laura jumped for joy. Was Pen happy?—was he ashamed? As he held
his mother to him, he longed to tell her all, but he kept his counsel. He would
see how his mother liked her; the play should be the thing, and he would try
his mother like Hamlet’s.</p>
<p>Helen, in her good humour, asked Mr. Smirke to be of the party. That
ecclesiastic had been bred up by a fond parent at Clapham, who had an objection
to dramatic entertainments, and he had never yet seen a play. But,
Shakspeare!—but to go with Mrs. Pendennis in her carriage, and sit a
whole night by her side!—he could not resist the idea of so much
pleasure, and made a feeble speech, in which he spoke of temptation and
gratitude, and finally accepted Mrs. Pendennis’s most kind offer. As he
spoke he gave her a look, which made her exceedingly uncomfortable. She had
seen that look more than once, of late, pursuing her. He became more positively
odious every day in the widow’s eyes.</p>
<p>We are not going to say a great deal about Pen’s courtship of Miss
Fotheringay, for the reader has already had a specimen of her conversation,
much of which need surely not be reported. Pen sate with her hour after hour,
and poured forth all his honest boyish soul to her. Everything he knew, or
hoped, or felt, or had read, or fancied, he told to her. He never tired of
talking and longing. One after another, as his thoughts rose in his hot eager
brain, he clothed them in words, and told them to her. Her part of the
tete-a-tete was not to talk, but to appear as if she understood what Pen talked
(a difficult matter, for the young fellow blurted out no small quantity of
nonsense), and to look exceedingly handsome and sympathising. The fact is,
whilst he was making one of his tirades—and delighted, perhaps, and
wondering at his own eloquence, the lad would go on for twenty minutes at a
time—the lovely Emily, who could not comprehend a tenth part of his talk,
had leisure to think about her own affairs, and would arrange in her own mind
how they should dress the cold mutton, or how she would turn the black satin,
or make herself out of her scarf a bonnet like Miss Thackthwaite’s new
one, and so forth. Pen spouted Byron and Moore; passion and poetry: her
business was to throw up her eyes, or fixing them for a moment on his face, to
cry, “Oh, ’tis beautiful! Ah, how exquisite! Repeat those lines
again.” And off the boy went, and she returned to her own simple thoughts
about the turned gown, or the hashed mutton.</p>
<p>In fact Pen’s passion was not long a secret from the lovely Emily or her
father. Upon his second visit, his admiration was quite evident to both of
them, and on his departure the old gentleman said to his daughter, as he winked
at her over his glass of grog, “Faith, Milly darling, I think ye’ve
hooked that chap.”</p>
<p>“Pooh, ’tis only a boy, papa dear,” Milly remarked.
“Sure he’s but a child.” Pen would have been very much
pleased if he had heard that phrase—he was galloping home wild with
pleasure, and shouting out her name as he rode.</p>
<p>“Ye’ve hooked ’um any how,” said the Captain,
“and let me tell ye he’s not a bad fish. I asked Tom at the George,
and Flint, the grocer, where his mother dales—fine fortune—drives
in her chariot—splendid park and grounds—Fairoaks Park—only
son—property all his own at twenty-one—ye might go further and not
fare so well, Miss Fotheringay.”</p>
<p>“Them boys are mostly talk,” said Milly, seriously. “Ye know
at Dublin how ye went on about young Poldoody, and I’ve a whole desk full
of verses he wrote me when he was in Trinity College; but he went abroad, and
his mother married him to an Englishwoman.”</p>
<p>“Lord Poldoody was a young nobleman; and in them it’s natural: and
ye weren’t in the position in which ye are now, Milly dear. But ye
mustn’t encourage this young chap too much, for, bedad, Jack Costigan
won’t have any thrifling with his daughter.”</p>
<p>“No more will his daughter, papa, you may be sure of that,” Milly
said. “A little sip more of the punch,—sure, ’tis beautiful.
Ye needn’t be afraid about the young chap—I think I’m old
enough to take care of myself, Captain Costigan.”</p>
<p>So Pen used to come day after day, rushing in and galloping away, and growing
more wild about the girl with every visit. Sometimes the Captain was present at
their meetings; but having a perfect confidence in his daughter, he was more
often inclined to leave the young couple to themselves, and cocked his hat over
his eye, and strutted off on some errand when Pen entered. How delightful those
interviews were! The Captain’s drawing-room was a low wainscoted room,
with a large window looking into the Dean’s garden. There Pen sate and
talked—and talked—Emily, looking beautiful as she sate at her
work—looking beautiful and calm, and the sunshine came streaming in at
the great windows, and lighted up her superb face and form. In the midst of the
conversation, the great bell would begin to boom, and he would pause smiling,
and be silent until the sound of the vast music died away—or the rooks in
the cathedral elms would make a great noise towards sunset—or the sound
of the organ and the choristers would come over the quiet air, and gently hush
Pen’s talking.</p>
<p>By the way, it must be said that Miss Fotheringay, in a plain shawl and a close
bonnet and veil, went to church every Sunday of her life, accompanied by her
indefatigable father, who gave the responses in a very rich and fine brogue,
joined in the psalms and chanting, and behaved in the most exemplary manner.</p>
<p>Little Bows, the house-friend of the family, was exceedingly wroth at the
notion of Miss Fotheringay’s marriage with a stripling seven or eight
years her junior. Bows, who was a cripple, and owned that he was a little more
deformed even than Bingley the manager, so that he could not appear on the
stage, was a singular wild man of no small talents and humour. Attracted first
by Miss Fotheringay’s beauty, he began to teach her how to act. He
shrieked out in his cracked voice the parts, and his pupil learned them from
his lips by rote, and repeated them in her full rich tones. He indicated the
attitudes, and set and moved those beautiful arms of hers. Those who remember
this grand actress on the stage can recall how she used always precisely the
same gestures, looks, and tones; how she stood on the same plank of the stage
in the same position, rolled her eyes at the same instant and to the same
degree, and wept with precisely the same heart-rending pathos and over the same
pathetic syllable. And after she had come out trembling with emotion before the
audience, and looking so exhausted and tearful that you fancied she would faint
with sensibility, she would gather up her hair the instant she was behind the
curtain, and go home to a mutton-chop and a glass of brown stout; and the
harrowing labours of the day over, she went to bed and snored as resolutely and
as regularly as a porter.</p>
<p>Bows then was indignant at the notion that his pupil should throw her chances
away in life by bestowing her hand upon a little country squire. As soon as a
London manager saw her he prophesied that she would get a London engagement,
and a great success. The misfortune was that the London managers had seen her.
She had played in London three years before, and failed from utter stupidity.
Since then it was that Bows had taken her in hand and taught her part after
part. How he worked and screamed, and twisted, and repeated lines over and over
again, and with what indomitable patience and dulness she followed him! She
knew that he made her: and let herself be made. She was not grateful, or
ungrateful, or unkind, or ill-humoured. She was only stupid; and Pen was madly
in love with her.</p>
<p>The post-horses from the Clavering Arms arrived in due time, and carried the
party to the theatre at Chatteris, where Pen was gratified in perceiving that a
tolerably large audience was assembled. The young gentlemen from Baymouth had a
box, in the front of which sate Mr. Foker and his friend Mr. Spavin, splendidly
attired in the most full-blown evening costume. They saluted Pen in a cordial
manner, and examined his party, of which they approved, for little Laura was a
pretty little red-cheeked girl with a quantity of shining brown ringlets, and
Mrs. Pendennis, dressed in black velvet with the diamond cross which she
sported on great occasions, looked uncommonly handsome and majestic. Behind
these sate Mr. Arthur, and the gentle Smirke with the curl reposing on his fair
forehead, and his white tie in perfect order. He blushed to find himself in
such a place—but how happy was he to be there! He and Mrs. Pendennis
brought books of ‘Hamlet’ with them to follow the tragedy, as is
the custom of honest countryfolks who go to a play in state. Samuel, coachman,
groom, and gardener to Mr. Pendennis, took his place in the pit, where Mr.
Foker’s man was also visible. It was dotted with non-commissioned
officers of the Dragoons, whose band, by kind permission of Colonel
Swallowtail, were, as usual, in the orchestra; and that corpulent and
distinguished warrior himself, with his Waterloo medal and a number of his
young men, made a handsome show in the boxes.</p>
<p>“Who is that odd-looking person bowing to you, Arthur?” Mrs.
Pendennis asked of her son.</p>
<p>Pen blushed a great deal. “His name is Captain Costigan,
ma’am,” he said—“a Peninsular officer.” In fact
it was the Captain in a new shoot of clothes, as he called them, and with a
large pair of white kid gloves, one of which he waved to Pendennis, whilst he
laid the other sprawling over his heart and coat-buttons. Pen did not say any
more. And how was Mrs. Pendennis to know that Mr. Costigan was the father of
Miss Fotheringay?</p>
<p>Mr. Hornbull, from London, was the Hamlet of the night, Mr. Bingley modestly
contenting himself with the part of Horatio, and reserving his chief strength
for William in ‘Black-Eyed Susan,’ which was the second piece.</p>
<p>We have nothing to do with the play: except to say that Ophelia looked lovely,
and performed with admirable wild pathos laughing, weeping, gazing wildly,
waving her beautiful white arms, and flinging about her snatches of flowers and
songs with the most charming madness. What an opportunity her splendid black
hair had of tossing over her shoulders! She made the most charming corpse ever
seen; and while Hamlet and Laertes were battling in her grave, she was looking
out from the back scenes with some curiosity towards Pen’s box, and the
family party assembled in it.</p>
<p>There was but one voice in her praise there. Mrs. Pendennis was in ecstasies
with her beauty. Little Laura was bewildered by the piece, and the Ghost, and
the play within the play (during which, as Hamlet lay at Ophelia’s knee,
Pen felt that he would have liked to strangle Mr. Hornbull), but cried out
great praises of that beautiful young creature. Pen was charmed with the effect
which she produced on his mother—and the clergyman, for his part, was
exceedingly enthusiastic.</p>
<p>When the curtain fell upon that group of slaughtered personages, who are
despatched so suddenly at the end of ‘Hamlet,’ and whose demise
astonished poor little Laura not a little, there was an immense shouting and
applause from all quarters of the house; the intrepid Smirke, violently
excited, clapped his hands, and cried out “Bravo, Bravo,” as loud
as the Dragoon officers themselves. These were greatly moved,—ils
s’agitaient sur leurs bancs,—to borrow a phrase from our
neighbours. They were led cheering into action by the portly Swallowtail, who
waved his cap—the non-commissioned officers in the pit, of course,
gallantly following their chiefs. There was a roar of bravos rang through the
house; Pen bellowing with the loudest, “Fotheringay! Fotheringay!”
and Messrs. Spavin and Foker giving the view-halloo from their box. Even Mrs.
Pendennis began to wave about her pocket-handkerchief, and little Laura danced,
laughed, clapped, and looked up at Pen with wonder.</p>
<p>Hornbull led the beneficiaire forward, amidst bursts of enthusiasm—and
she looked so handsome and radiant, with her hair still over her shoulders,
that Pen hardly could contain himself for rapture: and he leaned over his
mother’s chair, and shouted, and hurrayed, and waved his hat. It was all
he could do to keep his secret from Helen, and not say, “Look!
That’s the woman! Isn’t she peerless? I tell you I love her.”
But he disguised these feelings under an enormous bellowing and hurraying.</p>
<p>As for Miss Fotheringay and her behaviour, the reader is referred to a former
page for an account of that. She went through precisely the same business. She
surveyed the house all round with glances of gratitude; and trembled, and
almost sank with emotion, over her favourite trap-door. She seized the flowers
(Foker discharged a prodigious bouquet at her, and even Smirke made a feeble
shy with a rose, and blushed dreadfully when it fell into the pit). She seized
the flowers and pressed them to her swelling heart—etc., etc.—in a
word—we refer the reader to earlier pages. Twinkling in her breast poor
old Pen saw a locket which he had bought of Mr. Nathan in High Street, with the
last shilling he was worth, and a sovereign borrowed from Smirke.</p>
<p>‘Black-Eyed Susan’ followed, at which sweet story our
gentle-hearted friends were exceedingly charmed and affected: and in which
Susan, with a russet gown and a pink ribbon in her cap, looked to the full as
lovely as Ophelia. Bingley was great in William. Goll, as the Admiral, looked
like the figure-head of a seventy-four; and Garbetts, as Captain Boldweather, a
miscreant who forms a plan for carrying off Black-eyed Susan, and waving an
immense cocked hat says, “Come what may, he will be the ruin of
her”—all these performed their parts with their accustomed talent;
and it was with a sincere regret that all our friends saw the curtain drop down
and end that pretty and tender story.</p>
<p>If Pen had been alone with his mother in the carriage as they went home, he
would have told her all, that night; but he sate on the box in the moonshine
smoking a cigar by the side of Smirke, who warmed himself with a comforter. Mr.
Foker’s tandem and lamps whirled by the sober old Clavering posters as
they were a couple of miles on their road home, and Mr. Spavin saluted Mrs.
Pendennis’s carriage with some considerable variations of Rule Britannia
on the key-bugle.</p>
<p>It happened two days after the above gaieties that Mr. Dean of Chatteris
entertained a few select clerical friends at dinner at his Deanery Home. That
they drank uncommonly good port wine, and abused the Bishop over their dessert,
are very likely matters: but with such we have nothing at present to do. Our
friend Doctor Portman, of Clavering, was one of the Dean’s guests, and
being a gallant man, and seeing from his place at the mahogany the Dean’s
lady walking up and down the grass, with her children sporting around her, and
her pink parasol over her lovely head—the Doctor stept out of the French
windows of the dining-room into the lawn, which skirts that apartment, and left
the other white neckcloths to gird at my lord Bishop. Then the Doctor went up
and offered Mrs. Dean his arm, and they sauntered over the ancient velvet lawn,
which had been mowed and rolled for immemorial Deans, in that easy, quiet,
comfortable manner, in which people of middle age and good temper walk after a
good dinner, in a calm golden summer evening, when the sun has but just sunk
behind the enormous cathedral-towers, and the sickle-shaped moon is growing
every instant brighter in the heavens.</p>
<p>Now at the end of the Dean’s garden there is, as we have stated, Mrs.
Creed’s house, and the windows of the first-floor room were open to admit
the pleasant summer air. A young lady of six-and-twenty, whose eyes were
perfectly wide open, and a luckless boy of eighteen, blind with love and
infatuation, were in that chamber together; in which persons, as we have before
seen them in the same place, the reader will have no difficulty in recognising
Mr. Arthur Pendennis and Miss Costigan.</p>
<p>The poor boy had taken the plunge. Trembling with passionate emotion, his heart
beating and throbbing fiercely, tears rushing forth in spite of him, his voice
almost choking with feeling, poor Pen had said those words which he could
withhold no more, and flung himself and his whole store of love, and
admiration, and ardour at the feet of this mature beauty. Is he the first who
has done so? Have none before or after him staked all their treasure of life,
as a savage does his land and possessions against a draught of the
fair-skins’ fire-water, or a couple of bauble eyes?</p>
<p>“Does your mother know of this, Arthur?” said Miss Fotheringay,
slowly. He seized her hand madly and kissed it a thousand times. She did not
withdraw it. “Does the old lady know it?” Miss Costigan thought to
herself, “well, perhaps she may,” and then she remembered what a
handsome diamond cross Mrs. Pendennis had on the night of the play, and
thought, “Sure ’twill go in the family.”</p>
<p>“Calm yourself, dear Arthur,” she said, in her low rich voice, and
sniffled sweetly and gravely upon him. Then, with her disengaged hand, she put
the hair lightly off his throbbing forehead. He was in such a rapture and whirl
of happiness that he could hardly speak. At last he gasped out, “My
mother has seen you, and admires you beyond measure. She will learn to love you
soon: who can do otherwise? She will love you because I do.”</p>
<p>“’Deed then, I think you do,” said Miss Costigan, perhaps
with a sort of pity for Pen.</p>
<p>Think she did! Of course here Mr. Pen went off into a rhapsody through which,
as we have perfect command over our own feelings, we have no reason to follow
the lad. Of course, love, truth, and eternity were produced: and words were
tried but found impossible to plumb the tremendous depth of his affection. This
speech, we say, is no business of ours. It was most likely not very wise, but
what right have we to overhear? Let the poor boy fling out his simple heart at
the woman’s feet, and deal gently with him. It is best to love wisely, no
doubt: but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all. Some
of us can’t: and are proud of our impotence too.</p>
<p>At the end of his speech Pen again kissed the imperial hand with
rapture—and I believe it was at this very moment, and while Mrs. Dean and
Doctor Portman were engaged in conversation, that young Master Ridley Roset,
her son, pulled his mother by the back of her capacious dress and said—</p>
<p>“I say, ma! look up there”—and he waggled his innocent head.</p>
<p>That was, indeed, a view from the Dean’s garden such as seldom is seen by
Deans—or is written in Chapters. There was poor Pen performing a salute
upon the rosy fingers of his charmer, who received the embrace with perfect
calmness and good humour. Master Ridley looked up and grinned, little Miss Rosa
looked at her brother, and opened the mouth of astonishment. Mrs. Dean’s
countenance defied expression, and as for Dr. Portman, when he beheld the
scene, and saw his prime favourite and dear pupil Pen, he stood mute with rage
and wonder.</p>
<p>Mrs. Haller spied the party below at the same moment, and gave a start and a
laugh. “Sure there’s somebody in the Dean’s garden,”
she cried out; and withdrew with perfect calmness, whilst Pen darted away with
his face glowing like coals. The garden party had re-entered the house when he
ventured to look out again. The sickle moon was blazing bright in the heavens
then, the stars were glittering, the bell of the cathedral tolling nine, the
Dean’s guests (all save one, who had called for his horse Dumpling, and
ridden off early) were partaking of tea and buttered cakes in Mrs. Dean’s
drawing-room—when Pen took leave of Miss Costigan.</p>
<p>Pen arrived at home in due time afterwards, and was going to slip off to bed,
for the poor lad was greatly worn and agitated, and his high-strung nerves had
been at almost a maddening pitch when a summons came to him by John the old
footman, whose countenance bore a very ominous look, that his mother must see
him below.</p>
<p>On this he tied on his neckcloth again, and went downstairs to the
drawing-room. There sate not only his mother, but her friend, the Reverend
Doctor Portman. Helen’s face looked very pale by the light of the
lamp—the Doctor’s was flushed, on the contrary, and quivering with
anger and emotion.</p>
<p>Pen saw at once that there was a crisis, and that there had been a discovery.
“Now for it,” he thought.</p>
<p>“Where have you been, Arthur?” Helen said in a trembling voice.</p>
<p>“How can you look that—that dear lady, and a Christian clergyman in
the face, sir?” bounced out the Doctor, in spite of Helen’s pale,
appealing looks. “Where has he been? Where his mother’s son should
have been ashamed to go. For your mother’s an angel, sir, an angel. How
dare you bring pollution into her house, and make that spotless creature
wretched with the thoughts of your crime?”</p>
<p>“Sir!” said Pen.</p>
<p>“Don’t deny it, sir,” roared the Doctor. “Don’t
add lies, sir, to your other infamy. I saw you myself, sir. I saw you from the
Dean’s garden. I saw you kissing the hand of that infernal
painted—-”</p>
<p>“Stop,” Pen said, clapping his fist on the table, till the lamp
flickered up and shook, “I am a very young man, but you will please to
remember that I am a gentleman—I will hear no abuse of that lady.”</p>
<p>“Lady, sir,” cried the Doctor, “that a
lady—you—you—you stand in your mother’s presence and
call that—that woman a lady!—-”</p>
<p>“In anybody’s presence,” shouted out Pen. “She is
worthy of any place. She is as pure as any woman. She is as good as she is
beautiful. If any man but you insulted her, I would tell him what I thought;
but as you are my oldest friend, I suppose you have the privilege to doubt of
my honour.”</p>
<p>“No, no, Pen, dearest Pen,” cried out Helen in an excess of joy.
“I told, I told you, Doctor, he was not—not what you
thought:” and the tender creature coming trembling forward flung herself
on Pen’s shoulder.</p>
<p>Pen felt himself a man, and a match for all the Doctors in Doctordom. He was
glad this explanation had come. “You saw how beautiful she was,” he
said to his mother, with a soothing, protecting air, like Hamlet with Gertrude
in the play. “I tell you, dear mother, she is as good. When you know her
you will say so. She is of all, except you, the simplest, the kindest, the most
affectionate of women. Why should she not be on the stage?—She maintains
her father by her labour.”</p>
<p>“Drunken old reprobate,” growled the Doctor, but Pen did not hear
or heed.</p>
<p>“If you could see, as I have, how orderly her life is, how pure and pious
her whole conduct, you would—as I do—yes, as I
do”—(with a savage look at the Doctor)—“spurn the
slanderer who dared to do her wrong. Her father was an officer, and
distinguished himself in Spain. He was a friend of His Royal Highness the Duke
of Kent, and is intimately known to the Duke of Wellington, and some of the
first officers of our army. He has met my uncle Arthur at Lord Hill’s, he
thinks. His own family is one of the most ancient and respectable in Ireland,
and indeed is as good as our own. The Costigans were kings of Ireland.”</p>
<p>“Why, God bless my soul,” shrieked out the Doctor, hardly knowing
whether to burst with rage or laughter, “you don’t mean to say you
want to marry her?”</p>
<p>Pen put on his most princely air. “What else, Dr. Portman,” he
said, “do you suppose would be my desire?”</p>
<p>Utterly foiled in his attack, and knocked down by this sudden lunge of
Pen’s, the Doctor could only gasp out, “Mrs. Pendennis,
ma’am, send for the Major.”</p>
<p>“Send for the Major? with all my heart,” said Arthur Prince of
Pendennis and Grand Duke of Fairoaks, with a most superb wave of the hand. And
the colloquy terminated by the writing of those two letters which were laid on
Major Pendennis’s breakfast-table, in London, at the commencement of
Prince Arthur’s most veracious history.</p>
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