<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></SPAN>CHAPTER V.</h2>
<h3><i>Mr. Pagebrook makes Some Acquaintances.</i></h3>
<p>Mr. Robert had often heard of "an Old Virginian welcome," but precisely
what constituted it he never knew until the carriage in which he rode
drove around the "circle" and stopped in front of the Shirley mansion.
The first thing which struck him as peculiar about the preparations made
for his reception was the large number of small negroes who thought
their presence necessary to the occasion. Little black faces grinned at
him from behind every tree, and about a dozen of them peered out from a
safe position behind "ole mas'r and ole missus." Mr. Billy had
telegraphed from Richmond announcing the coming of his guest, and so
every darkey on the plantation knew that "Mas' Joe's son" was "a comin'
wid Mas' Billy from de Norf," and every one that could find a safe
hiding place in the yard was there to see him come.</p>
<p>Col. Barksdale met him at the carriage while the ladies were in waiting
on the porch, as anybody but a Virginian would put it—<i>in</i> the porch,
as they themselves would have phrased it. The welcome was of the right
hearty order which nobody ever saw outside of Virginia—a welcome which
made the guest feel himself at once a very part of the establishment.</p>
<p>Inside the house our young friend found himself sorely puzzled. The
furniture was old in style but very elegant, a thing for which he was
fully prepared, but it stood upon absolutely bare white floors. There
were both damask and lace curtains at the windows, but not a vestige of
carpet was anywhere to be seen. Mr. Robert said nothing, but wondered
silently whether it was possible that he had arrived in the midst of
house-cleaning. Conversation, luncheon, and finally dinner at four,
occupied his attention, however, and after dinner the whole family
gathered in the porch—for really I believe the Virginians are right
about that preposition. I will ask Mr. Robert himself some day.</p>
<p>He soon found himself thoroughly at home in the old family mansion,
among relatives who had never been strangers to him in any proper sense
of the term. Not only was Mrs. Barksdale his father's sister, but Col.
Barksdale himself had been that father's nearest friend. The two had
gone west together to seek their fortunes there; but the Colonel had
returned after a few years to practice his profession in his native
state and ultimately to marry his friend's sister. Mr. Robert soon felt
himself literally at home, therefore, and the feeling was intensely
enjoyable, too, to a young man who for ten years had not known any home
other than that of a bachelor's quarters in a college community. His
reception at Shirley had not been the greeting of a guest but rather the
welcoming of a long wandering son of the house. To his relatives there
he seemed precisely that, and their feeling in the case soon became his
own. This "clannishness," as it is called, may not be peculiar to
Virginia of all the states, but I have never seen it half so strongly
manifested anywhere else as there.</p>
<p>Toward evening Maj. Pagebrook and his son Ewing rode over to call upon
their cousin Robert, and after the introductions were over, "Cousin
Edwin" went on to talk of Robert's father, for whom he had felt an
unusual degree of affection, as all the relatives had, for that matter,
Robert's father having been an especial favorite in the family. Then the
conversation became more general.</p>
<p>"When are you going to cut that field of tobacco by the prize barn,
Cousin Edwin?" asked Billy. "I see it's ripening pretty rapidly."</p>
<p>"Yes, it is getting pretty ripe in spots, and I wanted to put the hands
into it yesterday," replied Maj. Pagebrook; "but Sarah Ann thought we'd
better keep them plowing for wheat a day or two longer, and now I'm
afraid it's going to rain before I can get a first cutting done."</p>
<p>"How much did you get for the tobacco you sent to Richmond the other
day, Edwin?" asked the colonel.</p>
<p>"Only five dollars and three cents a hundred, average."</p>
<p>"You'd have done a good deal better if you'd sold in the spring,
wouldn't you?"</p>
<p>"Yes, a good deal. I wanted to sell then, but Sarah Ann insisted on
holding it till fall. By the way, I'm going to put all my lots, except
the one by the creek, in corn next year, and raise hardly any tobacco."</p>
<p>"All but the creek lot? Why that's the only good corn land you have,
Edwin, and it isn't safe to put tobacco in it either, for it overflows a
little."</p>
<p>"Yes, I know it. But Sarah Ann is discouraged by the price we got for
tobacco this year, and doesn't want me to plant the lots next season at
all."</p>
<p>"Why didn't you bring Cousin Sarah Ann over and come to dinner to-day,
Cousin Edwin?" asked Miss Barksdale, coming out of the dining-room,
key-basket in hand, to speak to the guests.</p>
<p>"Oh! we've only one carriage horse now, you know. I sold the black last
week, and haven't been able to find another yet."</p>
<p>"Sold the black! Why, what was that for, Cousin Ed! I thought you
specially liked him?" said Billy.</p>
<p>"So I did; but Sarah Ann didn't like a black and a gray together, and
she wouldn't let me sell the gray on any terms, though I could have
matched the black at once. Winger has a colt well broken that's a
perfect match for him. Come, Ewing, we must be going. Sarah Ann said we
must be home to tea without fail. You'll come to The Oaks, Robert, of
course. Sarah Ann will expect you very soon, and you mustn't stand on
ceremony, you know, but come as often as you can while you stay at
Shirley."</p>
<p>"What do you think of Cousin Edwin, Bob?" asked Billy when the guests
had gone.</p>
<p>"That he is a very excellent person, and——"</p>
<p>"And what? Speak out. Let's hear what you think."</p>
<p>"Well, that he is a very dutiful husband."</p>
<p>"Bob, I'd give a pretty for your knack at saying things. Your tongue's
as soft as a feather bed. But wait till you know the madam. You'll
say——"</p>
<p>"My son, you shouldn't prejudice Robert against people he doesn't know.
Sarah Ann has many good qualities—I suppose."</p>
<p>"Well, then, I don't suppose anything of the sort, else she would have
found out how good a man Cousin Edwin is long ago, and would have
behaved herself better every way."</p>
<p>"William, you are uncharitable!"</p>
<p>"Not a bit of it, mother. Your charity is like a microscope when it is
hunting for something good to say of people. Did you ever hear of the
dead Dutchman?"</p>
<p>"Do pray, Billy, don't tell me any of your anecdotes now."</p>
<p>"Just this one, mother. There was a dead Dutchman who had been the worst
Dutchman in the business. When the people came to sit up with his
corpse—don't run, mother, I'm nearly through—they couldn't find
anything good to say about him, and as they didn't want to say anything
bad there was a profound silence in the room. Finally one old Dutchman,
heaving a sigh, remarked: 'Vell, Hans vas vone goot schmoker, anyhow.'
Let me see. Cousin Sarah Ann gives good dinners, anyhow, only she piles
too much on the table. See how charitable I am, mother. I have actually
found and designated the madam's one good point."</p>
<p>"Come, come, my son," said the colonel, "you shouldn't talk so."</p>
<p>Shortly after tea the two young men pleaded the weariness of travelers
in excuse for an early bed going. Mr. Bob was offered his choice between
occupying alone the Blue Room, which is the state guest chamber in most
Virginian houses, and taking a bed in Billy's room. He promptly chose
the latter, and when they were alone, he turned to his cousin and asked:</p>
<p>"Billy, have you such a thing as a dictionary about?"</p>
<p>"Nothing but a law dictionary, I believe. Will that do?"</p>
<p>"Really I do not know. Perhaps it might."</p>
<p>"What do you want to find?" asked Billy.</p>
<p>"I only wish to ascertain whether or not we arrived here in time for
'snack.' You said we would, I believe."</p>
<p>"Well, we did, didn't we?"</p>
<p>"That is precisely what I wish to find out. Having never heard of
'snack' until you mentioned it as one of the things we should find at
Shirley, I have been curious to know what it is like, and so I have been
watching for it ever since we got here. Pray tell me what it is?"</p>
<p>"Well, that's a good one. I must tell Sudie that, and get her to
introduce you formally to-morrow."</p>
<p>"It is another interesting custom of the country, I suppose."</p>
<p>"Indeed it is; and it isn't one of those customs that are 'more honored
in the breach than the observance,' either."</p>
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