<h2><SPAN name="Page_55"></SPAN>CHAPTER VI</h2>
<h2>THE REGENT'S DAUGHTER</h2>
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<p>Many unwomanly women have played their parts in
the drama of Royal Courts, but scarcely one, not
even those Messalinas, Catherine II. of Russia and
Christina of Sweden, conducted herself with such
a shameless disregard of conventionality as Marie
Louise Elizabeth d'Orléans, known to fame as the
Duchesse de Berry, who probably crowded within
the brief space of her years more wickedness than any
woman who was ever cradled in a palace.</p>
<p>It is said that this libertine Duchesse was mad;
and certainly he would be a bold champion who
would try to prove her sanity. But, apart from any
question of a disordered brain, there was a taint in
her blood sufficient to account for almost any lapse
from conventional standards of pure living. Her
father was that Duc d'Orléans who shocked the none
too strait-laced Europe of two centuries ago by his
orgies; her grandfather was that other Orleans Duke,
brother of Louis XIV., whose passion for his minions
broke the heart of his English wife, the Stuart Princess
Henriettta; and she had for mother one of the
daughters of Madame de Montespan, light-o'-love to
<i>le Roi Soleil</i>.</p>
<p><SPAN name="Page_56"></SPAN>The offspring of such parents could scarcely
have
been normal; and how far from normal Marie Louise
was, this story of her singular life will show. When
her father, the Duc de Chartres, took to wife Mademoiselle
de Blois, Montespan's daughter, there were
many who significantly shrugged their shoulders and
curled their lips at such a union; and one at least, the
Duc's mother, Elizabeth Charlotte, Princess Palatine,
was undisguisedly furious. She refused point-blank
to be present at the nuptials, and when her
son, fresh from the altar, approached her to ask her
blessing, she retorted by giving the bridegroom a
resounding slap on the face.</p>
<p>Such was the ill-omened opening to a wedded life
which brought nothing but unhappiness with it and
which gave to the world some of the most degenerate
women (in addition to a son who was almost an idiot)
who have ever been cradled.</p>
<p>The first of these degenerates was Marie Elizabeth,
who was born one August day in the year 1695,
and who from her earliest infancy was her father's
pet and favourite. His idolatry of his first-born
child, indeed, is one of the most inscrutable things
in a life full of the abnormal, and in later years
afforded much material for the tongue of scandal.
He was inseparable from her; her lightest wish was
law to him; he nursed her through her childish illnesses
with more than the devotion of a mother; and,
as she grew to girlhood, he worshipped at the shrine
of her young beauty with the adoration of a lover and
put her charms on canvas in the guise of a pagan
goddess.</p>
<p><SPAN name="Page_57"></SPAN>The Duc's affection for his daughter, indeed,
was
so extravagant that it was made the subject of scores
of scurrilous lampoons to which even Voltaire contributed,
and was a delicious morsel of ill-natured
gossip in all the <i>salons</i> and cabarets of Paris. At
fifteen the princess was already a woman—tall, handsome,
well-formed, with brilliant eyes and the full
lips eloquent of a sensuous nature. Already she
had had her initiation into the vices that proved her
undoing; for in a Court noted for its free-living, she
was known for her love of the table and the wine-bottle.</p>
<p>Such was the Duc's eldest daughter when she was
ripe for the altar and became the object of an intrigue
in which her scheming father, the Royal Duchesses,
the Duc de Saint-Simon, the King himself, and the
Jesuits all took a part, and the prize of which was
the hand of the young Duc de Berry, a younger son
of the Dauphin, the grandson of King Louis.</p>
<p>Over the plotting and counterplotting, the rivalries
and jealousies which followed, we must pass. It
must suffice to record that the King's consent was at
last won by the Orleans faction; Madame de Maintenon
was persuaded to smile on the alliance; and,
one July day, the nuptials of the Duc de Berry and
the Orleans Princess were celebrated in the presence
of the Royal family and the Court. A regal supper
followed; and, the last toast drunk, the young couple
were escorted to their room with all the stately, if
scarcely decent, ceremonial which in those days
inaugurated the life of the newly-wedded.</p>
<p>Seldom has there been a more singular union than
<SPAN name="Page_58"></SPAN>this of the Duc d'Orléans' prodigal
daughter with
the almost imbecile grandson of the French King.
The Duc de Berry, it is true, was good to look upon.
Tall, fair-haired, with a good complexion and splendid
health, he was physically, at twenty-four, no unworthy
descendant of the great Louis. He had, too,
many amiable qualities calculated to win affection;
but he was mentally little better than a clown. His
education had been shamefully neglected; he had
been suppressed and kept in the background until, in
spite of his manhood, he had all the shyness, awkwardness
and dullness of a backward child.</p>
<p>As he himself confessed to Madame de Saint-Simon,
"They have done all they could to stifle my
intelligence. They did not want me to have any
brains. I was the youngest, and yet ventured to
argue with my brother. Afraid of the results of my
courage, they crushed me; they taught me nothing
except to hunt and gamble; they succeeded in
making a fool of me, one incapable of anything
and who will yet be the laughing-stock of everybody."</p>
<p>Such was the weak-kneed husband to whom was
now allied the most precocious, headstrong young
woman in all France; who, although still short of
her sixteenth birthday, was a past-mistress of the arts
of pleasure, and was now determined to have her full
fling at any cost. She had been thoroughly spoiled
by her too indulgent father, who was even then the
most powerful man in France after the King; and
she was in no mood to brook restraint from anyone,
even from Louis himself.</p>
<p><SPAN name="Page_59"></SPAN>The pleasures of the table seem now to have
absorbed the greater part of her life. Read what
her grandmother, the Princess Palatine, says of her:
"Madame de Berry does not eat much at dinner.
How, indeed, can she? She never leaves her room
before noon, and spends her mornings in eating all
kinds of delicacies. At two o'clock she sits down
to an elaborate dinner, and does not rise from the
table until three. At four she is eating again—fruit,
salad, cheese, etc. She takes no exercise whatever.
At ten she has a heavy supper, and retires to bed
between one and two in the morning. She likes
very strong brandy." And in this last sentence we
have the true secret of her undoing. The Royal
Princess was, even tat this early age, a confirmed
dipsomaniac, with her brandy bottle always by her
side; and was seldom sober, from rising to retiring.</p>
<p>To such a woman, a slave to the senses, a husband
like the Duc de Berry, unredeemed by a vestige of
manliness, could make no appeal. She wanted
"men" to pay her homage; and, like Catherine of
Russia, she had them in abundance—lovers who were
only too ready to pay court to a beautiful Princess,
who might one day be Queen of France. For the
Dauphin was now dead; his eldest son, the Duc de
Bourgogne, had followed him to the grave a few
months later. Prince Philip had renounced his right
to the French crown when he accepted that of Spain;
and, between her husband and the throne there was
now but one frail life, that of the three-year-old Duc
d'Anjou, a child so delicate that he might easily not
survive his great-grandfather, Louis, whose hand was
<SPAN name="Page_60"></SPAN>already relaxing its grasp of the sceptre he had
held
so long.</p>
<p>On the intrigues with which this Queen <i>in posse</i>
beguiled her days, it is perhaps well not to look too
closely. They are unsavoury, as so much of her life
was. Her lovers succeeded one another with quite
bewildering rapidity, and with little regard either to
rank or good-looks. One special favourite of our
Sultana was La Haye, a Court equerry, whom she
made Chamberlain, and who is pictured by Saint-Simon
as "tall, bony, with an awkward carriage and
an ugly face; conceited, stupid, dull-witted, and only
looking at all passable when on horseback."</p>
<p>So infatuated was the Duchesse with her ill-favoured
equerry that nothing less would please her
than an elopement to Holland—a proposal which so
scared La Haye that, in his alarm, he went forthwith
to the lady's father and let the cat out of the bag.
"Why on earth does my daughter want to run away
to Holland?" the Due exclaimed with a laugh. "I
should have thought she was having quite a good
enough time here!" And so would anyone else have
thought.</p>
<p>And while his Duchesse was thus dallying with her
multitude of lovers and stupefying herself with her
brandy bottle, her husband was driven to his wits'
end by her exhibitions of temper, as by her infidelities.
In vain he stormed and threatened to have her
shut up in a convent. All her retort was to laugh
in his face and order him out of her apartment.
Violent scenes were everyday incidents. "The last
one," says Saint-Simon, "was at Rambouillet; and,
<SPAN name="Page_61"></SPAN>by a regrettable mishap, the Duchesse received a
kick."</p>
<p>The Duc's laggard courage was spurred to fight
more than one duel for his wife's tarnished fame. Of
one of these sorry combats, Maurepas writes, "Her
conduct with her father became so notorious that His
Grace the Duc de Berry, disgusted at the scandal,
forced the Duc d'Orléans to fight a duel on the terrace
at Marly. They were, however, soon separated,
and the whole affair was hushed up."</p>
<p>But release from such an intolerable life was soon
coming to the ill-used Duc. One day, when hunting,
he was thrown from his horse, and ruptured a
blood-vessel. Fearful of alarming the King, now
near the end of his long life, he foolishly made light
of his accident, and only consented to see a doctor
when it was too late. When the doctors were at last
summoned he was a dying man, his body drained of
blood, which was later found in bowls concealed in
various parts of his bedroom. With his last breath,
he said to his confessor, "Ah, reverend father, I
alone am the real cause of my death."</p>
<p>Thus, one May day in 1714, the Duchesse found
herself a widow, within four years of her wedding-day;
and the last frail barrier was removed from the
path of self-indulgence and low passions to which
her life was dedicated. When, with the aged King's
death in the following year, her father became Regent
of France, her position as daughter of the virtual
sovereign was now more splendid than ever; and
before she had worn her widow's weeds a month, she
had plunged again, still deeper, into dissipation, with
<SPAN name="Page_62"></SPAN>Madame de Mouchy, one of her waiting-women, as
chief minister to her pleasures.</p>
<p>It was at this time, before her husband had been
many weeks in his grave, that the Comte de Riom,
the last and most ill-favoured of her many lovers,
came on the scene. Nothing but a perverted taste
could surely have seen any attraction in such a lover
as this grand-nephew of the Duc de Lauzun, of whom
the austere and disapproving Palatine Duchess draws
the following picture: "He has neither figure nor
good-looks. He is more like an ogre than a man,
with his face of greenish yellow. He has the nose,
eyes, and mouth of a Chinaman; he looks, in fact,
more like a baboon than the Gascon he really is.
Conceited and stupid, his large head seems to sit on
his broad shoulders, owing to the shortness of his neck.
He is shortsighted and altogether is preternaturally
ugly; and he appears so ill that he might be suffering
from some loathsome disease."</p>
<p>To this unflattering description, Saint-Simon adds
the fact that his "large, pasty face was so covered
by pimples that it looked like one large abscess.'"
Such, then, was the repulsive lover who found favour
in the eyes of the Regent's daughter, and for whom
she was ready to discard all her legion of more attractive
wooers.</p>
<p>With the coming of de Riom, the Duchesse entered
on the last and worst stage of her mis-spent life.
Strange tales are told of the orgies of which the
Luxembourg, the splendid palace her father had given
her, was now the scene—orgies in which Madame de
Mouchy and a Jesuit, one Father Ringlet, took a
<SPAN name="Page_63"></SPAN>part, and over which the evil de Riom ruled as
"Lord
of merry disports." The Duchesse, now sunk to the
lowest depths of degradation, was the veriest puppet
in his strong hands, flattered by his coarse attentions
and submitting to rudeness and ridicule such as any
grisette, with a grain of pride, would have resented.</p>
<p>When these scandalous "carryings-on" at the
Luxembourg Palace reached the Regent's ears and
he ventured to read his daughter a severe lecture on
her conduct, she retaliated by snapping her fingers
at him and telling him in so many words to mind his
own business. And to the tongue of scandal that
found voice everywhere, she turned a contemptuous
ear. She even locked and barred her palace gates
to keep prying eyes at a safe distance.</p>
<p>But, although she thus defied man, she was powerless
to stay the steps of fate. Her health, robust as
it had been, was shattered by her excesses; and when
a serious illness assailed her, she was horrified to find
death so uncomfortably near. In her alarm she called
for a priest to shrive her; and the Abbé Languet
came at the summons to bring her the consolations
of the Church. He refused point-blank, however,
to give the sinner absolution until the palace
was purged of the presence of de Riom and Madame
de Mouchy, the arch-partners in her vices.</p>
<p>To this suggestion the Duchesse, perilous as her
condition was, returned an uncompromising "No!"
If the Abbé would not absolve her—well, there were
other priests, less exacting, who would; and one
such priest of elastic conscience, a Franciscan friar,
was summoned to her bedside. Then ensued an
<SPAN name="Page_64"></SPAN>unseemly struggle around the dying woman's bed,
in which the Regent, Cardinal Noailles, Madame de
Mouchy, and the rival clerics all played their parts.</p>
<p>While the obliging friar remained in the room
awaiting an opportunity to administer the last Sacrament,
the Abbé and his curates kept watch at the
bedroom door to see that he did no such thing; and
thus the siege lasted for four days and nights until,
the patient's crisis over, the services of the Church
were summarily dispensed with.</p>
<p>With the return of health, the Duchesse's piety
quickly evaporated. It is true that she had had a
fright; and, by way of modified penitence, she vowed
to dress herself and her household in white for six
months and also to make a husband of her lover.
Within a few weeks, de Riom led the Regent's
daughter to the altar, thus throwing the cloak of the
Church over the licence of the past.</p>
<p>Now that our Princess was once more a "respectable"
woman, she returned gladly to her old life of
indulgence; until the Duchess Palatine exclaimed in
alarm, "I am afraid her excesses in drinking and eating
will kill her." And never was prediction more
sure of early fulfilment. When she was not keeping
company with her brandy bottle, she was gorging
herself with delicacies of all kinds, from patties and
fricassées to peaches and nectarines, washed down
with copious draughts of iced beer.</p>
<p>As a last desperate effort to reform her, at the
eleventh hour, the Regent packed de Riom off to his
regiment. A few days later, the Duchesse invited
her father to a sumptuous banquet on the terrace at
<SPAN name="Page_65"></SPAN>Meudon, at which, regardless of her delicate
health,
she ate and drank more voraciously than ever. The
same evening she was taken ill; and when, on the
following Sunday, her mother-in-law, the Duchess,
visited her, she found the patient in a deplorable
condition—wasted to a "shadow" and burning with
fever. "She was suffering such horrible pains in her
toes and under the feet," says the Duchess, "that
tears came to her eyes. She looked so very bad that
three doctors were called in consultation. They resolved
to bleed her; but it was difficult to bring her
to it, for her pains were so great that the least touch
of the sheets made her shriek."</p>
<p>A few days later, in the early hours of 17th July,
1719, the Duchesse de Berry passed away in her
sleep. The life which she had wasted with such shameless
prodigality closed in peace; and at the moment
when she was being laid to rest in the Church of St
Denis, Madame de Mouchy, blazing in the dead
woman's jewels, was laughing merrily over her
champagne-glass at a dinner-party to which she had
invited all the sharers in the orgies which had made
the Palace of the Luxembourg infamous!</p>
<p>The moral of this pitifully squandered life needs
no pointing out. And on reviewing it one can only
in charity echo the words spoken by Madame de
Meilleraye of another sinner, the Chevalier de Savoie,
"For my part, I believe the good God must think
twice before sending one born of such parents to the
nether regions."</p>
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