<h2 id="CHAPTER_XXIII">CHAPTER XXIII<br/> <span class="medium">THE INDIAN AND AFFECTATION</span></h2>
<p class="drop"><span class="upper">Most</span> people of the white race may learn from the
Indian in the matter of affectation. Few of us
are simple and natural in our social manners. My
own family often joke me, when, in answering the
telephone, I respond in what they call my “dressy
tone.” The other day a lady, whose husband is a
college professor, mistook me for a distinguished eastern
psychologist whose surname happens to be the same as
mine. Until she discovered her mistake she “minced
and mouthed” in a most ludicrous fashion (how I
wish she could have seen herself as I saw her!) merely
because she thought I was a prominent man in the
field wherein her husband was a more humble member.
The criticism on my own “dressy tone” is a perfectly
just one. I find myself, often, “putting on style”
because I want to appear “my best.” After due consideration
I have decided to confess that—like most
people—I have a variety of “celluloid smiles” which
unconsciously I put on or off as occasion requires.
We are not simple, not natural in our relationships
one with another. We feel that we must “make an
impression,” that we must “appear well.” The
result is we are unnatural, affected, often deceptive,
and many a time disagreeable. Affectation in speech
and manner is always a sign of mental meanness,—of
what is commonly called vulgarity, and is never to
be commended but is always to be condemned.</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG id="i_236" src="images/i_236.jpg" alt="" /> <p class="caption">APACHE INDIAN WHO REFUSED TO “PUT ON STYLE” TO PLEASE THE WHITE MAN.</p> </div>
<p>On the other hand, if the President of the United
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States were to visit a tribe of uncontaminated Indians,
as, for instance, the Navahos, they would treat him in
exactly the same manner as they would the humblest
citizen; except, of course, that if the president asked
for a pow-wow they would give him one, and treat his
words with respectful deference. But there would be
no affectation in their dealings with him, no putting on
of airs or style. With frank, open directness, with the
respect they show, as a rule, to each other, and no more,
they would listen to all he had to say and give hearty
and manly response of approval or disapproval. They
have no “company manners,” no changes of voice
which are used according to the social status of the
listener. There are no snobs among them. “A man’s
a man for a’ that,” no matter whether he wears an old
army overcoat and a top hat or merely a tight skin
and his gee-string.</p>
<p>The white race, too, is fearfully affected in its pretense
at knowing more than it can know. We are all
ashamed to say, “I don’t know!” I believe this
applies more truthfully to women than to men. Since
the era of the woman’s club, the gentle sex has been
wild to accumulate knowledge, and sadly too often,
it is content to <i>appear</i> to have the knowledge rather
than appear ignorant. One has but to look over the
programs of a score or a hundred women’s clubs, as I
have recently done, to see proof of this in the vast
range many of them take <i>in a single season</i>. They
crowd into an hour’s or two hours’ session what no
person living can get a reasonable grasp of in less than
from three months to a year of fairly consistent and
persistent study. They jump from “The Romantic
School of Music,” one week to “The Effect of the
Renaissance upon Gothic Art,” the next, and the third
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week finds them swallowing a concentrated pill on
“The Poets of the Victorian Era,” while on the fourth
they completely master all that can be learned of
“The Franciscan Mission Epoch in California and Its
Influence upon the Indians.”</p>
<p>Yet let it not be thought that I am not a believer in
education for women, women’s clubs, and the like.
I believe in everything that <i>really helps</i>. And if these
clubs would compel mental exercise enough to give a
fair grasp of <i>one subject a year</i>, they would be doing
work of incalculable benefit. But this smattering of
knowledge, this thin spreading out of scraps of information,
feed no one’s mind, and the pretense that comes
from an assumed knowledge does the mind and soul
of the pretender more harm than a dozen clubs can
eradicate in a lifetime. Hence, let us become simple-minded,
as the Indians. They “don’t know,” and
they know they don’t know, and they are willing to
say so.</p>
<p>There is another affectation to which I must refer.
We Americans pretend to be democratic, yet we
have a caste of wealth that is more disgusting, degrading,
and demoralizing than the Hindoo castes,
or the social scale of European aristocracy. We
“kow tow” to an English lord as if he were a little god,
and we bow and scrape and mince our words when we
come in contact with the <i>nouveau riche</i> of our own
land, just as if they were made of different material
from ourselves. The space given in our newspapers
to the most trivial doings of Alice Roosevelt, both before
and after she married Congressman Longworth; the
recital of the actions of the “society” few,—the Vanderbilts,
Astors, Goulds, Carnegies, Harrimans, Fishes,
and the rest,—are proofs of our affected snobbism.
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I have not yet attained to the mental serenity and calm
philosophy of the Indian, but I am seeking it, where
I shall judge all men and women not by their exterior
circumstances of wealth, position, dress, or birth, but
by inherent character, perfection of body, force of
mind, and beauty of soul.
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