<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></SPAN>CHAPTER V</h2>
<p class="cap">For a moment there was no sound. The
burglars looked at the Baron and the
Baron looked at the burglars, mouths
and eyes open alike. Then, even before Crabb
could display his intimidating revolver, the
German had disappeared through the door
screaming at the top of his lungs.</p>
<p>“Quick! Out of the window!” said Crabb,
helping Burnett over the sill. “Down you
go—I’ll follow. Don’t fall. If you miss your
footing, we’re ruined.”</p>
<p>Burnett scrambled out, over the coping and
down the ladder, Crabb almost on his fingers.
But they reached the yard in safety and were
out in the alley running in the shadow of the
fence before a venturesome head stuck forth
from the open window and a revolver blazed
into the vacant air.</p>
<p>“The devil!” said Crabb. “They’ll have<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</SPAN></span>
every copper in the city on us in a minute.
This way.” He turned into a narrow alley at
right angles to the other. “Off with the coat
as you go—now, the mustache and grease
paint. Take your time. Into this sewer with
the coats. So!”</p>
<p>Two gentlemen in light topcoats, one in a
cap, the other in a hat, walked up N street
arm in arm, thickly singing. Their shirt
fronts and hair were rumpled, their legs were
not too steady, and they clung affectionately
to each other for support and sang thickly.</p>
<p>A window flew up and a tousled head appeared.</p>
<p>“Hey!” yelled a voice. “Burglars in the alley!”</p>
<p>“Burglars!” said one of the singers; and
then: “Go to bed. You’re drunk.”</p>
<p>More sounds of windows, the blowing of
night whistles and hurrying feet.</p>
<p>Still the revelers sang on.</p>
<p>A stout policeman, clamorous and bellicose,
broke in.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Did you see ’em? Did you see ’em?” he
cried, glaring into their faces. Bleary eyes
returned his look.</p>
<p>“W-who?” said the voices in unison.</p>
<p>“Burglars,” roared the copper. “If I
wasn’t busy I’d run ye in.” And he was off
at full speed on his vagrant mission.</p>
<p>“Lucky you’re busy, old chap,” muttered
Crabb to the departing figure. “Do sober up
a little, Ross, or we’ll never get away. And
don’t jostle me so, for I clank like a bellwether.”</p>
<p>Slowly the pair made their way to Thomas
Circle and Vermont Avenue, where the
sounds of commotion were lost in the noises
of the night.</p>
<p>At L Street Burnett straightened up.
“Lord!” he gasped. “But that was close.”</p>
<p>“Not as close as it looked,” said Crabb,
coolly. “A white shirt-front does wonders
with a copper. It was better than a knock on
the head and a run for it. In the meanwhile,
Ross, for the love of Heaven, help me with<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</SPAN></span>
some of the bric-à-brac.” And with that he
handed Burnett a gold pin tray, a silver box
and a watch fob.</p>
<p>Burnett soberly examined the spoils. “I
only wish we could have done without
that.”</p>
<p>“And had Arnim know what we were driving
for? Never, Ross. I’ll pawn them in
New York for as little as I can and send
von Schlichter the tickets. Won’t that do?”</p>
<p>“I suppose it must,” said Burnett, dubiously.</p>
<p>By three o’clock they were on the <i>Blue
Wing</i> again, Burnett with mingled feelings of
doubt and satisfaction, Crabb afire with the
achievement.</p>
<p>“Rasselas was a fool, Ross, a malcontent—a
<i>fainéant</i>. Life is amazing, bewitching, consummate.”
And then, gayly: “Here’s a
health, boy—a long life to the new ambassador
to the Court of St. James!”</p>
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<p>But Ross did not go to the Court of St.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</SPAN></span>
James. In the following winter, to the surprise
of many, the President gave him a special
mission to prepare a trade treaty with
Peru. Baron Arnim, in due course, recovered
his bric-à-brac. Meanwhile Emperor William,
mystified at the amazing sagacity of the
Secretary of State in the Eastern question,
continues the building of a mighty navy in the
fear that one day the upstart nation across the
ocean will bring the questions complicating
them to an issue.</p>
<p>But life was no longer amusing, bewitching
or consummate to Crabb. The flavor of
an adventure gone from his mouth, the commonplace
became more flat and tasteless than
before. Life was all pale drabs and grays
again. To make matters worse he had been
obliged to make a business visit in Philadelphia,
and this filled the cup of insipidity to
the brim. He was almost ready to wish that
his benighted forbears had never owned the
coal mines in Pennsylvania to which he had
fallen heir, for it seemed there were many<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</SPAN></span>
matters to be settled, contracts to be signed
and leases to be drawn by his attorney in the
sleepy city, and it would be several days, he
discovered, before he could get off to Newport.
Not even the <i>Blue Wing</i> was at his
disposal, for an accident in the engine room
had laid her out of commission for two weeks
at least.</p>
<p>So he resigned himself to the inevitable, and
took a room at a hotel, grimly determined to
see the matter through, conscious meanwhile
of a fervid hope that the unusual might happen—the
lightning might strike. Hate he had
known and fear, but love had so far eluded
him. Why, he did not know, save that he
had never been willing to perceive that emotion
when offered in conventional forms—and
since no other forms were possible, he had
simply ceased to consider the matter. Yet
marry some day, he must, of course. But
whom? Little he dreamed how soon he would
know. Little did Miss Patricia Wharton
think that she had anything to do with it.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[60]</SPAN></span>
In fact, Patricia’s thoughts at that time were
far from matrimony. Patricia was bored.
For a month while Wharton père boiled out
his gout at the sulphur springs, Patricia had
dutifully sat and rocked, tapping a small foot
impatiently, looking hourly less a monument
of Patience and smiling not at all.</p>
<p>At last they were in Philadelphia. Wilson
had opened two rooms at the house and a
speedy termination of David Wharton’s business
would have seen them soon at Bar Harbor.
But something went wrong at the office
in Chestnut Street, and Patricia, once a lamb
and now a sheep of sacrifice, found herself at
this particular moment doomed to another
weary week of waiting.</p>
<p>To make matters worse not a girl Patricia
knew was in town, or if there were any the
telephone refused to discover them. Her
aunt’s place was at Haverford, but she knew
that an invitation to dinner there meant aged
Quaker cousins and that kind of creaky informality
which shows a need of oil at the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</SPAN></span>
joints. That lubricant Patricia had no intention
of supplying. She had rather be bored
alone than bored in company. She found herself
sighing for Bar Harbor as she had never
sighed before. She pictured the cottage, cool
and gray among the rocks, the blue bowl of
the sea with its rim just at her window-ledge,
the clamoring surf, and the briny smell with
its faint suggestion of things cool and curious
which came up newly breathed from the heart
of the deep. She could hear “Country Girl”
whinnying impatience from the stable when
Jack Masters on “Kentucky” rode down from
“The Pinnacle” to inquire.</p>
<p>Indeed, as she walked out into the Square
in the afternoon she found herself relapsing
into a minute and somewhat sordid introspection.
It was the weather, perhaps. Surely the
dog-days had settled upon the sleepy city in
earnest. No breath stirred the famishing
trees, the smell of hot asphalt was in the air,
locusts buzzed vigorously everywhere, trolley
bells clanged out of tune, and the sun was<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</SPAN></span>
leaving a blood-hot trail across the sky in
angry augury for the morrow.</p>
<p>Patricia sank upon a bench, and poked viciously
at the walk with her parasol. She experienced
a certain grim satisfaction in being
more than usually alone. Poor Patricia! who
at the crooking of a finger, could have summoned
to her side any one of five estimable
scions of stupid, distinguished families. Only
something new, something difficult and extraordinary
would lift her from the hopeless
slough of despond into which she had found
herself precipitated.</p>
<p>Andromeda awaiting Perseus on a bench in
Rittenhouse Square! She smiled widely and
unrestrainedly up and precisely into the face
of Mr. Mortimer Crabb.</p>
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