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<h2> CHAPTER XXIV </h2>
<p>Bernard prepared for Gordon’s arrival in Paris, which, according to his
letter, would take place in a few days. He was not intending to stop in
England; Blanche desired to proceed immediately to the French capital, to
confer with her man-milliner, after which it was probable that they would
go to Italy or to the East for the winter. “I have given her a choice of
Rome or the Nile,” said Gordon, “but she tells me she does n’t care a fig
where we go.”</p>
<p>I say that Bernard prepared to receive his friends, and I mean that he
prepared morally—or even intellectually. Materially speaking, he
could simply hold himself in readiness to engage an apartment at a hotel
and to go to meet them at the station. He expected to hear from Gordon as
soon as this interesting trio should reach England, but the first
notification he received came from a Parisian hotel. It came to him in the
shape of a very short note, in the morning, shortly before lunch, and was
to the effect that his friends had alighted in the Rue de la Paix the
night before.</p>
<p>“We were tired, and I have slept late,” said Gordon; “otherwise you should
have heard from me earlier. Come to lunch, if possible. I want extremely
to see you.”</p>
<p>Bernard, of course, made a point of going to lunch. In as short a time as
possible he found himself in Gordon’s sitting-room at the Hotel Middlesex.
The table was laid for the midday repast, and a gentleman stood with his
back to the door, looking out of the window. As Bernard came in, this
gentleman turned and exhibited the ambrosial beard, the symmetrical shape,
the monocular appendage, of Captain Lovelock.</p>
<p>The Captain screwed his glass into his eye, and greeted Bernard in his
usual fashion—that is, as if he had parted with him overnight.</p>
<p>“Oh, good morning! Beastly morning, is n’t it? I suppose you are come to
luncheon—I have come to luncheon. It ought to be on table, you know—it
‘s nearly two o’clock. But I dare say you have noticed foreigners are
never punctual—it ‘s only English servants that are punctual. And
they don’t understand luncheon, you know—they can’t make out our
eating at this sort of hour. You know they always dine so beastly early.
Do you remember the sort of time they used to dine at Baden?—half-past
five, half-past six; some unearthly hour of that kind. That ‘s the sort of
time you dine in America. I found they ‘d invite a man at half-past six.
That ‘s what I call being in a hurry for your food. You know they always
accuse the Americans of making a rush for their victuals. I am bound to
say that in New York, and that sort of place, the victuals were very good
when you got them. I hope you don’t mind my saying anything about America?
You know the Americans are so deucedly thin-skinned—they always
bristle up if you say anything against their institutions. The English
don’t care a rap what you say—they ‘ve got a different sort of
temper, you know. With the Americans I ‘m deuced careful—I never
breathe a word about anything. While I was over there I went in for being
complimentary. I laid it on thick, and I found they would take all I could
give them. I did n’t see much of their institutions, after all; I went in
for seeing the people. Some of the people were charming—upon my
soul, I was surprised at some of the people. I dare say you know some of
the people I saw; they were as nice people as you would see anywhere.
There were always a lot of people about Mrs. Wright, you know; they told
me they were all the best people. You know she is always late for
everything. She always comes in after every one is there—looking so
devilish pretty, pulling on her gloves. She wears the longest gloves I
ever saw in my life. Upon my word, if they don’t come, I think I will ring
the bell and ask the waiter what ‘s the matter. Would n’t you ring the
bell? It ‘s a great mistake, their trying to carry out their ideas of
lunching. That ‘s Wright’s character, you know; he ‘s always trying to
carry out some idea. When I am abroad, I go in for the foreign breakfast
myself. You may depend upon it they had better give up trying to do this
sort of thing at this hour.”</p>
<p>Captain Lovelock was more disposed to conversation than Bernard had known
him before. His discourse of old had been languid and fragmentary, and our
hero had never heard him pursue a train of ideas through so many
involutions. To Bernard’s observant eye, indeed, the Captain was an
altered man. His manner betrayed a certain restless desire to be
agreeable, to anticipate judgment—a disposition to smile, and be
civil, and entertain his auditor, a tendency to move about and look out of
the window and at the clock. He struck Bernard as a trifle nervous—as
less solidly planted on his feet than when he lounged along the Baden
gravel-walks by the side of his usual companion—a lady for whom,
apparently, his admiration was still considerable. Bernard was curious to
see whether he would ring the bell to inquire into the delay attending the
service of lunch; but before this sentiment, rather idle under the
circumstances, was gratified, Blanche passed into the room from a
neighboring apartment. To Bernard’s perception Blanche, at least, was
always Blanche; she was a person in whom it would not have occurred to him
to expect any puzzling variation, and the tone of her little, soft, thin
voice instantly rang in his ear like an echo of yesterday’s talk. He had
already remarked to himself that after however long an interval one might
see Blanche, she re-appeared with an air of familiarity. This was in some
sense, indeed, a proof of the agreeable impression she made, and she
looked exceedingly pretty as she now suddenly stopped on seeing our two
gentlemen, and gave a little cry of surprise.</p>
<p>“Ah! I did n’t know you were here. They never told me. Have you been
waiting a long time? How d’ ye do? You must think we are polite.” She held
out her hand to Bernard, smiling very graciously. At Captain Lovelock she
barely glanced. “I hope you are very well,” she went on to Longueville;
“but I need n’t ask that. You ‘re as blooming as a rose. What in the world
has happened to you? You look so brilliant—so fresh. Can you say
that to a man—that he looks fresh? Or can you only say that about
butter and eggs?”</p>
<p>“It depends upon the man,” said Captain Lovelock. “You can’t say that a
man ‘s fresh who spends his time in running about after you!”</p>
<p>“Ah, are you here?” cried Blanche with another little cry of surprise. “I
did n’t notice you—I thought you were the waiter. This is what he
calls running about after me,” she added, to Bernard; “coming to breakfast
without being asked. How queerly they have arranged the table!” she went
on, gazing with her little elevated eyebrows at this piece of furniture.
“I always thought that in Paris, if they could n’t do anything else, they
could arrange a table. I don’t like that at all—those horrid little
dishes on each side! Don’t you think those things ought to be off the
table, Mr. Longueville? I don’t like to see a lot of things I ‘m not
eating. And I told them to have some flowers—pray, where are the
flowers? Do they call those things flowers? They look as if they had come
out of the landlady’s bonnet! Mr. Longueville, do look at those objects.”</p>
<p>“They are not like me—they are not very fresh,” laughed Bernard.</p>
<p>“It ‘s no great matter—we have not got to eat them,” growled Captain
Lovelock.</p>
<p>“I should think you would expect to—with the luncheon you usually
make!” rejoined Blanche. “Since you are here, though I did n’t ask you,
you might as well make yourself useful. Will you be so good as to ring the
bell? If Gordon expects that we are going to wait another quarter of an
hour for him he exaggerates the patience of a long-suffering wife. If you
are very curious to know what he is about, he is writing letters, by way
of a change. He writes about eighty a day; his correspondents must be
strong people! It ‘s a lucky thing for me that I am married to Gordon; if
I were not he might write to me—to me, to whom it ‘s a misery to
have to answer even an invitation to dinner! To begin with, I don’t know
how to spell. If Captain Lovelock ever boasts that he has had letters from
me, you may know it ‘s an invention. He has never had anything but
telegrams—three telegrams—that I sent him in America about a
pair of slippers that he had left at our house and that I did n’t know
what to do with. Captain Lovelock’s slippers are no trifle to have on
one’s hands—on one’s feet, I suppose I ought to say. For telegrams
the spelling does n’t matter; the people at the office correct it—or
if they don’t you can put it off on them. I never see anything nowadays
but Gordon’s back,” she went on, as they took their places at table—“his
noble broad back, as he sits writing his letters. That ‘s my principal
view of my husband. I think that now we are in Paris I ought to have a
portrait of it by one of the great artists. It would be such a
characteristic pose. I have quite forgotten his face and I don’t think I
should know it.”</p>
<p>Gordon’s face, however, presented itself just at this moment; he came in
quickly, with his countenance flushed with the pleasure of meeting his old
friend again. He had the sun-scorched look of a traveller who has just
crossed the Atlantic, and he smiled at Bernard with his honest eyes.</p>
<p>“Don’t think me a great brute for not being here to receive you,” he said,
as he clasped his hand. “I was writing an important letter and I put it to
myself in this way: ‘If I interrupt my letter I shall have to come back
and finish it; whereas if I finish it now, I can have all the rest of the
day to spend with him.’ So I stuck to it to the end, and now we can be
inseparable.”</p>
<p>“You may be sure Gordon reasoned it out,” said Blanche, while her husband
offered his hand in silence to Captain Lovelock.</p>
<p>“Gordon’s reasoning is as fine as other people’s feeling!” declared
Bernard, who was conscious of a desire to say something very pleasant to
Gordon, and who did not at all approve of Blanche’s little ironical tone
about her husband.</p>
<p>“And Bernard’s compliments are better than either,” said Gordon, laughing
and taking his seat at table.</p>
<p>“I have been paying him compliments,” Blanche went on. “I have been
telling him he looks so brilliant, so blooming—as if something had
happened to him, as if he had inherited a fortune. He must have been doing
something very wicked, and he ought to tell us all about it, to amuse us.
I am sure you are a dreadful Parisian, Mr. Longueville. Remember that we
are three dull, virtuous people, exceedingly bored with each other’s
society, and wanting to hear something strange and exciting. If it ‘s a
little improper, that won’t spoil it.”</p>
<p>“You certainly are looking uncommonly well,” said Gordon, still smiling,
across the table, at his friend. “I see what Blanche means—”</p>
<p>“My dear Gordon, that ‘s a great event,” his wife interposed.</p>
<p>“It ‘s a good deal to pretend, certainly,” he went on, smiling always,
with his red face and his blue eyes. “But this is no great credit to me,
because Bernard’s superb condition would strike any one. You look as if
you were going to marry the Lord Mayor’s daughter!”</p>
<p>If Bernard was blooming, his bloom at this juncture must have deepened,
and in so doing indeed have contributed an even brighter tint to his
expression of salubrious happiness. It was one of the rare occasions of
his life when he was at a loss for a verbal expedient.</p>
<p>“It ‘s a great match,” he nevertheless murmured, jestingly. “You must
excuse my inflated appearance.”</p>
<p>“It has absorbed you so much that you have had no time to write to me,”
said Gordon. “I expected to hear from you after you arrived.”</p>
<p>“I wrote to you a fortnight ago—just before receiving your own
letter. You left New York before my letter reached it.”</p>
<p>“Ah, it will have crossed us,” said Gordon. “But now that we have your
society I don’t care. Your letters, of course, are delightful, but that is
still better.”</p>
<p>In spite of this sympathetic statement Bernard cannot be said to have
enjoyed his lunch; he was thinking of something else that lay before him
and that was not agreeable. He was like a man who has an acrobatic feat to
perform—a wide ditch to leap, a high pole to climb—and who has
a presentiment of fractures and bruises. Fortunately he was not obliged to
talk much, as Mrs. Gordon displayed even more than her usual vivacity,
rendering her companions the graceful service of lifting the burden of
conversation from their shoulders.</p>
<p>“I suppose you were surprised to see us rushing out here so suddenly,” she
observed in the course of the repast. “We had said nothing about it when
you last saw us, and I believe we are supposed to tell you everything,
ain’t we? I certainly have told you a great many things, and there are
some of them I hope you have n’t repeated. I have no doubt you have told
them all over Paris, but I don’t care what you tell in Paris—Paris
is n’t so easily shocked. Captain Lovelock does n’t repeat what I tell
him; I set him up as a model of discretion. I have told him some pretty
bad things, and he has liked them so much he has kept them all to himself.
I say my bad things to Captain Lovelock, and my good things to other
people; he does n’t know the difference and he is perfectly content.”</p>
<p>“Other people as well often don’t know the difference,” said Gordon,
gravely. “You ought always to tell us which are which.”</p>
<p>Blanche gave her husband a little impertinent stare.</p>
<p>“When I am not appreciated,” she said, with an attempt at superior
dryness, “I am too proud to point it out. I don’t know whether you know
that I ‘m proud,” she went on, turning to Gordon and glancing at Captain
Lovelock; “it ‘s a good thing to know. I suppose Gordon will say that I
ought to be too proud to point that out; but what are you to do when no
one has any imagination? You have a grain or two, Mr. Longueville; but
Captain Lovelock has n’t a speck. As for Gordon, je n’en parle pas! But
even you, Mr. Longueville, would never imagine that I am an interesting
invalid—that we are travelling for my delicate health. The doctors
have n’t given me up, but I have given them up. I know I don’t look as if
I were out of health; but that ‘s because I always try to look my best. My
appearance proves nothing—absolutely nothing. Do you think my
appearance proves anything, Captain Lovelock?”</p>
<p>Captain Lovelock scrutinized Blanche’s appearance with a fixed and solemn
eye; and then he replied—</p>
<p>“It proves you are very lovely.”</p>
<p>Blanche kissed her finger-tips to him in return for this compliment.</p>
<p>“You only need to give Captain Lovelock a chance,” she rattled on, “and he
is as clever as any one. That ‘s what I like to do to my friends—I
like to make chances for them. Captain Lovelock is like my dear little
blue terrier that I left at home. If I hold out a stick he will jump over
it. He won’t jump without the stick; but as soon as I produce it he knows
what he has to do. He looks at it a moment and then he gives his little
hop. He knows he will have a lump of sugar, and Captain Lovelock expects
one as well. Dear Captain Lovelock, shall I ring for a lump? Would n’t it
be touching? Garcon, un morceau de sucre pour Monsieur le Capitaine! But
what I give Monsieur le Capitaine is moral sugar! I usually administer it
in private, and he shall have a good big morsel when you go away.”</p>
<p>Gordon got up, turning to Bernard and looking at his watch.</p>
<p>“Let us go away, in that case,” he said, smiling, “and leave Captain
Lovelock to receive his reward. We will go and take a walk; we will go up
the Champs Elysees. Good morning, Monsieur le Capitaine.”</p>
<p>Neither Blanche nor the Captain offered any opposition to this proposal,
and Bernard took leave of his hostess and joined Gordon, who had already
passed into the antechamber.</p>
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