<h2>CHAPTER XV<br/> <small>SALLY FINDS THE ENCHANTED WOOD</small></h2>
<p>IT took nearly two days for the Wizard to get things in
the tower once more into proper shape and during all
that time the eclipse hung heavily over Toyland. The
Wizard had worked feverishly with no light save that
obtained from the fireflies that he had stolen from the palace. He
was shaking in his shoes for fear the King and Queen should return
and find that the only source of illumination had been cut off. As
not even the wireless telegraph was working, he had been unable to
communicate with Their Majesties, but feared that they must be
very impatient by this time and that they might make their appearance
at any moment.</p>
<p>It was difficult to get on with only the light afforded by the
fireflies, and he chuckled grimly as he pictured the Weather Prophet,
who had so reveled in the sunshine of her glass house, pining in
the darkness in which he supposed she was locked up.</p>
<p>The room in which he had left her was on the opposite side of
the tower, and he had only to cross the hall to reach it, but he
savagely vowed to himself that he would not go near her, and that
he didn’t care if she starved to death. After a while, however, the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[146]</SPAN></span>
extreme quiet got on his nerves, and he began to wonder how it
was that no sound at all came to him from the room across the hall.
Presently he tiptoed very softly to the door and listened. But all
was still as could be—nothing moved or breathed.</p>
<p>He went back to his work, but a feeling of uneasiness possessed
him. The Queen was very fond of his pretty wife, and he knew
that he would be called to strict account should he be the cause of
any ill befalling her. After a little while he went back again and
listened, but still he could hear nothing. After a moment of hesitation,
he opened the door and went in.</p>
<p>By the radiance afforded by the fireflies, he saw at once that
the room was empty. Even the food that he had left there was
untouched. A hurried visit to all the other rooms on the floor failed
to discover the object of his search. Really terrified, he sat down
to consider. Suppose she had thrown herself down from the balcony,
and was at that moment laying on the ground below, dashed
to pieces! He had not the courage to go and investigate. For
like most people who brag a great deal about themselves, the Wizard
was an arrant coward. He fled back to his work, stopping not for
food or rest, with the result that on the morning of the third day
the sun shone brilliantly once more over Toyland.</p>
<p>A great notice was posted at the gate of the tower, announcing
that the sun had been swallowed up by an enormous dragon known<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[147]</SPAN></span>
to science as the Ictotherium; that the Wizard had engaged him,
single-handed, and by his magic arts had compelled him to disgorge
his brilliant meal and flee the country.</p>
<p>The bulletin went on to state that the Weather Prophet had
been carried away by the dragon. Prompted by curiosity, she had
exposed herself on the high balcony at the top of the tower, contrary
to the advice of her husband. The notice concluded with the
announcement that there would be a purple twilight that afternoon,
beginning promptly at five-thirty and advising that violets would be
a suitable adornment for the afternoon tea tables.</p>
<p>Great was the grief expressed by everyone when the fate of the
Wizard’s pretty little wife became generally known, for she had
been a general favorite. Indeed, public sorrow almost outweighed
public joy, delighted as everyone was that the sun shone once more.
The Wizard shut himself up in his tower and refused to see anyone,
and the general supposition was that he was prostrated with grief.
To tell the truth, his jumping-jacks were scouring the country to
see if they could discover any trace whatsoever of his wife, while
he himself was nearly wild with anxiety lest she should suddenly
pop up at some unlucky moment and give the whole thing away.</p>
<p>Early that morning Sally had started for the tower, as she knew
that a bulletin of some sort would be posted. The little girl was
glad to see daylight once more and also to be able to take a good<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</SPAN></span>
long walk, and she skipped along in the bright sunshine, occasionally
giving a little jump for sheer joy. The period of the eclipse had
been a tedious one for her, as she despised being shut in the house.
So now she made very good time along the highway, and so thoroughly
did she manage to interest herself in everything and everybody
that before very long she found that she had lost her way.</p>
<p>Now, of course in Toyland it is not such a very serious thing
to lose one’s way, for as everybody knows, all roads lead to the palace.
However, Sally was greatly surprised to suddenly find herself in a
little strip of woods, with no road at all visible in any direction,
and without even a path to show the way that others had taken.
She recollected having left the highway to run after a queer looking
figure that had attracted her attention and which had kept just
beyond her, dodging along behind trees and bushes. And then,
just as she had come up to it, had vanished as completely as though
the ground had swallowed it. And then she had awakened to the
fact that she was lost.</p>
<p>“How provoking!” she said crossly to herself. “If I ever get
hold of the animal that coaxed me in here, I’ll show him what’s
what.”</p>
<p>She had spoken out loud, and at the same time shook her little
fist in a decidedly threatening manner.</p>
<p>“I’m no animal, I’ll have you know,” exclaimed a shrill,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[149]</SPAN></span>
squeaky voice so close to her that she jumped at least a foot in the
air.</p>
<p>And whirling around, she beheld just at her elbow the queerest
little man that she had ever laid eyes on. He was white all over,
with floppy arms and legs, and a squatty, flabby body and a head
that wabbled. And he had a general appearance of being all tied
up in knots. It was the creature that she had been following to her
own undoing, and for a moment she glared at it as if she would fall
upon it tooth and nail. The very next she fell to laughing as if
she would burst.</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus150.jpg" width-obs="471" height-obs="601" alt="Sally talking to Handkerchief man" /> <div class="caption">“Oh, I know you! You are just tied out of a handkerchief.”</div>
</div>
<p>“Oh, I know you!” she exclaimed breathlessly. “You are just
tied out of a handkerchief. I have often made a lot of you at home
to hang over the chandelier with long strings. And when I pulled
the strings you danced.”</p>
<p>“I do not know where home may be,” returned the Handkerchief
Man crossly, “but I do know that you never pulled any strings
as far as I am concerned.” Then he added, peering anxiously about,
“Have you happened to see my brother, the Doughnut Man? He
came here yesterday to pick buttons which he sells to the people in
town who are too lazy to come out and pick them for themselves.”</p>
<p>“To pick buttons?” ejaculated Sally, and then she added severely,
“I don’t believe he ever found this place while the eclipse<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[150]</SPAN><br/><SPAN name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[151]</SPAN><br/><SPAN name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[152]</SPAN></span>
was going on. Nobody could have found anything, not even himself.”</p>
<p>“That’s just it; he lost himself. Nobody ever finds this place
unless he loses himself. That makes it even, you know. You’re
lost, I’m lost, my brother is lost, and the Peppermint Stick is lost.
Everybody is lost.”</p>
<p>Sally felt unable to contradict him, although she wanted to
badly enough. Therefore she demanded with some asperity:</p>
<p>“What is the Peppermint Stick? It sounds good to me.”</p>
<p>“You mean <i>who</i> is the Peppermint Stick. Well, he was a
candy cane in his youth and hung on a Christmas tree. Oh, you’ll
be sure to like him, he’s so sweet.”</p>
<p>“If I happen to see a doughnut and a candy cane anywhere between
here and next Christmas, I shall eat them,” declared Sally
firmly.</p>
<p>She drew up her pink lips in a hungry grin, showing all her
sharp little white teeth.</p>
<p>The effect of her words on the Handkerchief Man was entirely
unexpected, for after gazing at her for a moment as if fascinated,
he exclaimed feebly, “Alas, my brother!” then threw up
his wabbly arms and fell over in a dead faint.</p>
<p>“Now, what would anybody do with a thing like that?” exclaimed
Sally.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[153]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Picking up the Handkerchief Man, she shook him vigorously,
but as he refused to revive, while every bit of him flopped unpleasantly,
she presently propped him up against a tree and started off
by herself, resolved to investigate the queer bit of woods which
nobody ever found without first losing himself.</p>
<p>“The very idea of a handkerchief behaving like that!” she said
to herself as she trotted along, keeping an eye open for the button
bush concerning which she had already heard. But no sign of it
appeared, neither did she find herself any nearer to the road. On
the contrary, she seemed to be getting deeper and deeper into the
woods. The trees grew closer and closer together, while the bushes
seemed thicker and thicker. At last it seemed that there was no
longer even a little path between the dense growths and that if she
wished to proceed further, she must push her way through. As she
paused for a moment to consider, something small and very hard
struck her smartly on the nose. This blow was followed up by another
and another. Thoroughly astonished, she stopped and picked
up one of the missiles that lay shining directly at her feet. Then
she uttered a little exclamation of joy:</p>
<p>“The Button Bush!” she cried excitedly.</p>
<p>“Yes, the Button Bush,” retorted a voice above her head, and
the Bush shook itself again indignantly, sending a shower of the
buttons of all sizes and descriptions pelting over the little girl.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[154]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“If you please,” began Sally rather timidly, “if you please,
have you seen the Doughnut Man anywhere about?”</p>
<p>Just as she spoke a queer looking figure came swiftly around
from the other side of the bush. Sally saw that its body was composed
of large, puffy doughnuts, while his head and limbs were
formed of the same edibles in smaller sizes. It was almost staggering
under the weight of a great basket of buttons that it was lugging
along, while its round eyes, which consisted of two plump
raisins, seemed popping out of its head with the exertion.</p>
<p>“He looks good to me. I wonder how he tastes,” said Sally
to herself, involuntarily taking a step forward. But the Doughnut
Man, holding his basket of buttons firmly in front of himself as if
it were a shield, advanced smiling and not at all as if he had any
idea of being devoured.</p>
<p>“I beg your pardon, but did you happen to see the Peppermint
Stick anywhere hereabouts?” he inquired politely.</p>
<p>“No, but I found the Handkerchief Man. He fainted,” returned
Sally promptly. “I couldn’t bring him to and I was afraid
to shake him any more for fear he would come untied, and then he
would have been nothing but a plain handkerchief. So I propped
him up against a tree and left him. No doubt he is all right by
this time. Would you like to go back and see?”</p>
<p>“Oh, no,” returned the other quickly. “You see, we are both<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[155]</SPAN></span>
lost, you and I, or we shouldn’t be here at all. So what is the use of
looking for that peevish chap? He has very little backbone anyway.
Very little backbone,” he repeated sadly, while a tear rolled
down his crisp, fried cheek.</p>
<p>“I don’t see what that has to do with it,” began Sally. But
her companion interrupted her with a great want of manners.</p>
<p>“Oh, nothing has anything to do with anything else here, because
everything is lost, more or less. As soon as anything finds
itself, it gets away. So will you and so will I and so will the Peppermint
Stick.”</p>
<p>“Bless my soul, how very curious! Are you quite sure that you
are not all crazy instead of being all lost?” exclaimed Sally saucily.</p>
<p>“Maybe <i>you</i> are crazy, although I don’t know what that means,”
replied the other sadly.</p>
<p>“Well, I can’t stop to explain now. It would take too long,”
returned the child smartly, “but if you ever come across it, you’ll
know. Anyway, if you had your brother here now, you could mop
up your tears with him,” and as she spoke, she dexterously flipped
away a large, round one that hung trembling on the very end of the
Doughnut Man’s stubby nose.</p>
<p>“There you go again! Really, it’s very upsetting when one
doesn’t understand a thing you mean. Then there’s the Button Bush.
She’s mad again because I came for more buttons. What good are<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[156]</SPAN></span>
buttons on a bush, anyway? They’ve got to be picked while they’re
ripe or else they all go to seed. Really, it’s very unreasonable.”</p>
<p>“I suppose you have a good trade in buttons,” suggested the little
girl politely. “But who, pray, is the Peppermint Stick? Is he good
to e—” She caught herself hastily, somehow feeling that the Doughnut
Man would be displeased by what she had been on the verge
of saying. Something under her apron warned her that it must be
near lunch time, for her breakfast had been but a light one, and then
she was <i>very</i> fond of peppermint.</p>
<p>“Yes, indeed, I have a very good trade,” replied the Doughnut
Man. “Only it would be more congenial if the Button Bush would
quit giving herself such ridiculous airs. As for the Peppermint
Stick, he isn’t good for anything in particular as far as I know. Long
ago he was a cane and was hooked on the bough of a Christmas
tree. Nobody ate him and he had a bad fracture, the result of being
dropped. So in the course of time, he drifted here and the Gloo-Gloos
fixed him up. The only thing I don’t like about him is that
he is striped. Now I simply abominate stripes, although I adore
polka dots. But tastes differ. Perhaps you like stripes?”</p>
<p>“I don’t mind them at all in peppermint,” replied Sally. “And
I would show him that I didn’t if I only could get my teeth into
him,” she added to herself.</p>
<p>“Well, I suppose we had better try to find our way out of this,”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[157]</SPAN></span>
said the other after a short silence. He was evidently anxious to get
back to town with his stock in trade and Sally was growing extremely
hungry. Accordingly, the two started forth and after wandering
along for some time at length discovered a little beaten track
which gradually broadened until it finally became a footpath.</p>
<p>This, they felt quite sure, would conduct them to their desired
destination. As they were hurrying along, they suddenly came upon
a little cottage so completely hidden among the trees that it was
scarcely discernible.</p>
<p>“Ah, now I know where we are! This cottage belongs to an
old Codfish. He makes his living by weighing people at so much
apiece.”</p>
<p>“By weighing people?” cried Sally in amazement. “Does anybody
ever come here?”</p>
<p>“Nobody,” replied the other promptly. “But then he has the
<i>scales</i>, and of course feels as if he should use them.”</p>
<p>“Very scrupulous, I’m sure,” said Sally gravely. She strained
her eyes, hoping to catch a glimpse of the conscientious Codfish. But
everything about the tiny cottage was tightly closed, and an air of
desertion hung about the place. Over the door hung a small sign on
which was inscribed in tall letters:</p>
<p class="center">
PEOPLE WEIGHED HERE.<br/>
C. FISH.<br/></p>
<p class="unindent"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[158]</SPAN></span>and below this was the picture of a Codfish standing by a pair of
scales, while a crowd of people were advancing in the foreground,
all apparently anxious to avail
themselves of the opportunity.</p>
<div class="figleft"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus158.jpg" width-obs="324" height-obs="503" alt="Sally and Doughnut man looking at Codfish" /></div>
<p>As Sally and the Doughnut Man
came abreast of the sign, the
child was almost paralyzed
with amazement to see the
Codfish nimbly hop off, followed
by the scales and all
the people, and come running
briskly towards
them.</p>
<p>“I’ve stood up there
vegetating long enough,”
cried the Codfish.
“And I’m actually perishing
for want of a swim.
No one wants to be
weighed anyhow. Why should
they?”</p>
<p>He shot out the question with so impressive, not to say ferocious
a manner that nobody cared to answer. Only one member of the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[159]</SPAN></span>
crowd that had hopped off the sign protested feebly that he had been
waiting for a long time. However, as nobody paid any attention to
him, he soon relapsed into silence.</p>
<p>“If you know the way out of these woods, for goodness’ sake
show us,” exclaimed the Doughnut Man.</p>
<p>To which the Codfish responded by beginning to sing in a very
loud voice:</p>
<div class="poetry-container">
<div class="poetry">
<div class="verse">“The elephant sat on the railroad track,</div>
<div class="verse"><span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">By the light, by the light, by the light of the moon,</span></div>
<div class="verse"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Picking his teeth with a baseball bat,</span></div>
<div class="verse"><span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">By the light, by the light of the moon.”</span></div>
</div></div>
<p>“I don’t see what that has to do with it,” exclaimed Sally impatiently.
Then turning to the Doughnut Man, she added severely,
“You said just now that you knew where we were, and you don’t at
all.”</p>
<p>“Oh, to be sure I do, and so do you. We are right opposite the
Codfish’s house,” retorted the other. Then he added thoughtfully,
“What seems so very queer to me is that we haven’t come across the
Peppermint Stick.”</p>
<p>As nobody cared a snap about the Peppermint Stick and as Sally
felt that there was no use in arguing with any of them, she suggested<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[160]</SPAN></span>
that they should make a move, and herself taking the lead,
they started forth in Indian file.</p>
<p>“Idiots!” muttered the little girl to herself. “To think that
they’ve lived here all their lives and don’t know anything about the
place!”</p>
<p>She hurried along at such a brisk pace that the others found
some difficulty to keep up, especially the Doughnut Man, burdened
as he was by his huge basket of buttons. After they had gone a mile
or so, the little girl suddenly uttered a cry of joy, for she beheld an
opening in the trees and saw that a few steps would bring them to
the edge of the wood. Upon emerging from the dense shadows of
the trees, they found that it was already twilight and Sally no longer
wondered at her ravenous appetite.</p>
<p>Once on the highroad, it was easy enough to find the way home,
and hither she hastened, feeling glad enough when she beheld the
lights of the Walking House through the shadows.</p>
<p>The Weather Prophet ran to meet her, her face sparkling with
excitement.</p>
<p>“The King and Queen have been here,” she cried, “and they
were so delighted to find that I was not devoured by a horrid dragon
that they are going to take me to live with them at the palace, and
build a beautiful crystal tower for my use exclusively.”</p>
<p>She then told Sally of the Wizard’s bulletin and added that, as<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[161]</SPAN></span>
he had humbly begged her pardon and promised never to interfere
with her again, she had not betrayed him to the King and Queen.</p>
<p>“I guess that was the best thing to do,” said Sally, as she sat
down to a substantial supper. “Nobody else understood about the
sun and a perpetual eclipse would have been perfectly awful.”</p>
<p>“Quite so,” returned the Weather Prophet, and after a little,
Sally having related the day’s adventures, they all went to bed.</p>
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