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<h2>The</h2>
<h2>Mermaid of Druid Lake</h2>
<h2>AND</h2>
<h2>OTHER STORIES</h2>
<h3>BY</h3>
<h2>CHARLES WEATHERS BUMP</h2>
<h4>Author of "His Baltimore Madonna," etc.</h4>
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Copyright 1906 by Charles Weathers Bump<br/>
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<h3>Twelve More Stories</h3>
<table summary="Contents">
<tr>
<td class="tdl">The Mermaid of Druid Lake</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#The_Mermaid_of_Druid_Lake">5</SPAN></td>
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<td class="tdl">The Goddess of Truth</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#The_Goddess_of_Truth">18</SPAN></td>
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<tr>
<td class="tdl">A Daughter of Cuba Libre</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#A_Daughter_of_Cuba_Libre">30</SPAN></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="tdl">A Two-Party Line</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#A_Two-Party_Line">43</SPAN></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="tdl">Timon Up To Date</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#Timon_Up_To_Date">57</SPAN></td>
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<tr>
<td class="tdl">The Night That Patti Sang</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#The_Night_That_Patti_Sang">67</SPAN></td>
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<td class="tdl">An Island On A Jamboree</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#An_Island_On_A_Jamboree">81</SPAN></td>
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<td class="tdl">Alexander the Great</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#Alexander_the_Great">93</SPAN></td>
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<td class="tdl">Breaking Into Medicine</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#Breaking_Into_Medicine">104</SPAN></td>
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<td class="tdl">The Pink Ghost of Franklin Square</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#The_Pink_Ghost_of_Franklin_Square">119</SPAN></td>
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<td class="tdl">The Vanished Mummy</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#The_Vanished_Mummy">127</SPAN></td>
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<td class="tdl">"Mount Vernon 1-0-0-0"</td>
<td class="tdr"><SPAN href="#Mount_Vernon_1-0-0-0">139</SPAN></td>
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<h2><SPAN name="The_Mermaid_of_Druid_Lake" id="The_Mermaid_of_Druid_Lake"></SPAN><i>The Mermaid of Druid Lake</i></h2>
<p>If Edwin Horton had not had a sleepless time that hot June night it
probably would never have happened. As it was, after tossing and
pitching on an uncomfortably warm mattress for several hours, he had
dressed himself and left his Bolton-avenue home for a stroll in Druid
Hill Park just as the dawn made itself evident. That was the beginning
of the adventure.</p>
<p>Not a soul was in sight when he reached the driveway around the big
lake, and he let out to take a little vigorous exercise, breathing in
the fresh air with more enjoyment than had been his for some hours.</p>
<p>About half way around he stopped suddenly and rubbed his eyes to make
sure he was not dreaming. For a curve in the road had brought him the
knowledge that he was not alone in his appreciation of the early morning
hour. Seated beside the water, on the rocks that line the lake shore,
was a damsel—a rather good-looking one, as well as he could judge at
the distance of a hundred yards. She was leaning on her left elbow and
looking out over the lake in rather a pensive, dreamy attitude. Of
course, young ladies don't ordinarily get up before dawn to go out to
Druid Hill Park for the purpose of sitting alone beside the broad sweep
of city water, and Edwin naturally felt some surprise at the novelty<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</SPAN></span> of
the sight. Besides, she was inside the high iron railing, and he
wondered how she had got there.</p>
<p>In the intensity of his interest he slowed down his pace as he drew
nearer along the roadway. Should he watch her unobserved for a while to
ascertain her purpose? Should he frankly hail her and ask whether she
objected to company? Should he—well, the damsel settled his doubts for
him just then by discovering him. She appeared startled, and he fancied
she half meant to plunge into the lake. Then she changed her mind, gave
him a bewitching little smile and raised her free hand to beckon him.
Edwin needed no second invitation. The novelty of the situation was too
alluring to resist.</p>
<p>In another moment he had scaled the fence and was clambering awkwardly
down the rocks. And as he came close he found her a very pretty damsel
indeed, with youthful, rosy cheeks, fetching blue eyes and long, light
tresses that hung unconfined from her head down upon the sloping rocks
behind her. She was smiling, and yet he thought he detected a renewed
disposition to slip away from him before he had drawn too close.</p>
<p>Then he had a shock.</p>
<p>She was only half a woman!</p>
<p>The other half of her was fish—scaly fish—partly submerged in the
waters of the lake!</p>
<p>He paused irresolutely. It was all right, you know, to read about
mermaids in old mythologies and fairy tales. But to encounter one in
this year of Our<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</SPAN></span> Lord, so near home as Druid lake! Oh, fudge! the boys
at the Ariel Club would never get through "joshing" him should he ever
say he had seen such a thing. It could not be true; it was too amazing!
He was a fool to let his nerves get the better of him. He had better cut
out those visits to the river resorts, or next he would be seeing pink
elephants climbing trees. First thing he knew he would wake up in that
stuffy room at home. No, he couldn't be dreaming! There was the railing,
and the lake, and the white tower, and General Booth's home, and the
Madison-avenue entrance, and the Wallace statue and a dozen other
familiar spots in a most familiar perspective.</p>
<p>And there, too, was the damsel in flesh and blood, or, rather, flesh and
fish!</p>
<p>She was the first to speak.</p>
<p>"Good morning to you, stranger."</p>
<p>She spoke English—good, clear mother-tongue. Her lips were parted in
that alluring smile, and her manner was as saucy as that of any fair
flirt he had ever known of womankind.</p>
<p>"In the name of Heaven, who are you?" he stammered as he sat down,
awkwardly, beside her.</p>
<p>She laughed outright—mischievously, mockingly.</p>
<p>"I? I am the nymph of the lake. Long years ago I was the naiad of the
woodland spring that is now deep down yonder," indicating a spot out in
the lake. "But they dammed me in and turned great floods of water in
here, and mighty Jupiter gave me my new title."</p>
<p>"And are you really half fish?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>She laughed again.</p>
<p>"I am what you see."</p>
<p>As she spoke she gracefully swayed the lower half of her in the water. A
million glistening scales prismatically reflected the increasing morning
light. She was half fish, all right. There was no doubt about that.</p>
<p>"By gosh! here's a rum go!" muttered Edwin to himself.</p>
<p>"What did you say?" queried the mermaid.</p>
<p>"I said, if you must know, 'By Jove! you are a beauty,'" he replied,
gallantly and impetuously.</p>
<p>The mermaid smiled again. The feminine half of her was pleased with the
compliment to her good looks.</p>
<p>"I'm afraid you're a sad flatterer," she said, coquettishly. She lowered
her blue eyes, then uplifted the lashes and looked full into his face in
a manner that made his heart bound. One little finger was shaken
playfully at him. Edwin seized the hand. It was warm; human blood
pulsated through it! And as he held it his companion gave just a bit of
a squeeze. A score of girls had done the same in bygone sentimental
hours. But none so deftly.</p>
<p>"This is certainly an odd adventure," he remarked. "Tell me, lady of the
lake, do you often sit here in this unconventional fashion with
gentlemen callers?"</p>
<p>"What would you give to know?" she asked, teasingly.</p>
<p>"You are the first for a long, long time," she went on. "Last summer
there was a man in a gray uniform who saw me, but he looked so
uninteresting I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</SPAN></span> swam away."</p>
<p>"When are you here?" he asked, earnestly.</p>
<p>"I love to sit on the bank when fair Aurora makes the dawning day grow
rosy," she acknowledged, "but I have to flee to the depths when the full
sun comes." She looked to the east. "It is growing late," she added,
hurriedly; "I must be going."</p>
<p>"Not yet, not yet," he pleaded.</p>
<p>"Do not detain me," she cried; "I must go. It means life to me."</p>
<p>Gracefully she glided into the water at his feet.</p>
<p>"You will come tomorrow?" he asked.</p>
<p>The coquettish mood returned to her.</p>
<p>"Perhaps," she said, as with long strokes she headed for the centre of
the lake. Edwin watched intently until she had gone a hundred yards and
more. Then she ceased swimming, kissed her hand to him and dived under
the surface as the single word "Farewell" floated over the water.</p>
<p>It seems superfluous to remark that he was in a trance that day. His
father, at the breakfast table, jovially prodded him about being late,
until he barely caught himself on the verge of telling his queer secret.
And so absent-minded was he at the office that he found he had entered
the account of a prosaic old firm as "Mermaid & Nymph."</p>
<p>Long before 4 A. M. the next day he was at the lake. The waning moon was
still in the west and there were few signs of the coming day. For half
an hour he kept his vigil alone, and had almost begun to think his
piscatorial<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</SPAN></span> charmer was not coming. Then suddenly he espied her out in
the lake, swimming toward him. When about 50 yards off shore she hailed
him jovially and bade him go around to the white tower. As he moved
along the driveway she kept him company, maintaining the pace with
graceful, tireless strokes and occasionally coming nearer to exchange a
remark.</p>
<p>"What made you change the trysting place?" he asked.</p>
<p>"Love of change, I suppose," she replied. "A water nymph does not get
much chance at novelty."</p>
<p>The half hour they spent upon the water's edge was largely one of
sentimental banter between merry maid and enamored man, in which Edwin
reached the conclusion that his charmer could give cards to the jolliest
little "jollier" in Baltimore. She asked him about his past and present
girl friends, and pouted deliciously when he frankly acknowledged them.
Finally they parted, she promising to appear the next morning.</p>
<p>The third meeting started a chain of events. They were comfortably
chatting on the rocks when Edwin heard the chug-chug of an automobile.
The mermaid clutched his arm in alarm. "What are those horrid things?"
she naively remarked. "They often make such an awful fuss I can hear
them down in my cozy corner."</p>
<p>Edwin's reply was suspended while the machine passed them. The two men
who were in it craned their necks most industriously at the sight of a
pair of lovers out so early and seated in such an<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</SPAN></span> unusual spot for
sentimental couples.</p>
<p>When he turned to make the explanations she had asked, he found it a
harder task than he had imagined. Her knowledge of human inventions, of
worldly means of locomotion, was not extensive, and he had to begin with
the A B C of it and go through a course in elementary mechanics. After
the forty-second paragraph of instructions the damsel clapped her hands
gleefully and cried:</p>
<p>"It would be great fun to take a trip in one!"</p>
<p>"It is great fun," declared Edwin, for a moment forgetting to whom he
was talking.</p>
<p>"But then I couldn't do it!" she exclaimed in disappointment. "I
couldn't leave the lake."</p>
<p>The unshed tears in her eyes made him ardent.</p>
<p>"You could do it if you are willing," he avowed, earnestly. "You can
take the water with you." Visions of a tank lady in the "Greatest Circus
on Earth" came to him.</p>
<p>"You are fooling me," murmured the mermaid. And she pouted.</p>
<p>Edwin rose to the occasion. "I am not fooling," he protested. "It would
not be difficult to put a tank of water in the machine for you to put
your"——He was going to say feet, but he ended his sentence,
stumblingly, "your other half in."</p>
<p>In her joy the Lady of the Lake took his cheeks in her hands and gave
him an impulsive kiss. "You are the loveliest being on earth," she said,
enthusiastically.</p>
<p>That settled it. The rest of the conversation<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</SPAN></span> that morning was about
automobiles, and when they parted it was with a definite assurance on
his part that Edwin would be on hand the next morning with a motor car
suitably equipped for her use. It was only when he had gotten away that
he realized the ridiculous side of the job he had undertaken. He could
get an automobile all right. Tom Reese was a good friend, and a willing
one, and his car had a tonneau capacious enough to accommodate the
ex-naiad and her movable pool. But he would have to tell Tom the whole
peculiar adventure to get him to take his auto out at such an unearthly
hour.</p>
<p>"He'll think me clean daft when I unfold it to him," said Edwin to
himself.</p>
<p>And Tom did, too. He laughed loud and long when Edwin chose what he
thought to be a propitious moment and began his confession. "What are
you stuffing me with?" Tom demanded, with tears in his eyes. Edwin
renewed his explanations, only to bring on another explosion. "You'll be
the death of me yet, old fellow," asserted Tom. "You'd better cut out
those absinthes." Edwin added details most earnestly. "You're crazy,
boy," was the only reply he got. He grew angry and hurt. "Now, Tom
Reese," he demanded, "have I ever failed you when you wanted my help?"
Tom apologized and began to study Edwin with intentness. "Look here,
Edwin Horton," he said, "if there is any such girl at Druid lake as you
describe, she's a 'fake' and she's got you strung mightily." Edwin
swallowed this dig at his intelligence peacefully. He saw he had<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</SPAN></span> won.
"All I ask, Tom," he rejoined, "is that you will take me out in the car
and see for yourself." Tom gave him his hand. "I'm from Missouri, and
you'll have to show me," he chuckled.</p>
<p>A wash tub from Mrs. Reese's cellar was requisitioned at 3 A. M. for use
as a tank. After it had been lifted into the tonneau a hose supplied the
needed water. "Climb into the water wagon," ordered Tom, and he threw on
the lever and spun out to Druid Hill Park.</p>
<p>The day was still in embryo when the lake tower was reached. But the
nymph was there. Her trim blue blouse was still wet after her swim
ashore. The morning was summery, but Edwin had appreciated that the ride
might be cold for the water lady, and had thoughtfully brought his
sister's raincoat.</p>
<p>Tom's astonishment at seeing a bona-fide mermaid was balm to Edwin. The
lad stood open-mouthed after Edwin had introduced them. In fact, he was
so dumfounded that he failed to notice the hand the damsel had extended
to him.</p>
<p>"Come on, Tom," said Edwin; "there isn't much time."</p>
<p>One on each side, the two boys supported the nymph as she cavorted as
gracefully as possible up the rocks. They hadn't thought of the iron
railing. "Caesar's ghost!" muttered Tom in dismay. "How are we going to
get her over that?" Edwin turned to the mermaid. "If you don't mind,"
said he, "we will have to lift you." "I don't mind," she said, simply,
"if you don't drop me."</p>
<p>At Edwin's suggestion he clambered over first, and then Tom raised the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</SPAN></span>
young creature boldly until she was clear of the iron spikes. There
Edwin took hold of her and carried her to the auto. She was not a heavy
burden, but her wet condition and her combination shape increased the
difficulties.</p>
<p>From the moment she was once in the auto her joy was a pleasure to
observe. She began by expressing her delight at their thoughtfulness in
supplying the wash tub. When the machine began to move she clapped her
hands in childish glee. From glee to wonderment her mood changed as they
spun along the park roads. A hundred naive questions were asked about
the objects unfamiliar to a lady whose habitat was at the bottom of a
big pond. Edwin answered faithfully, and had his reward in his enjoyment
of her artlessness and winsomeness. Occasionally Tom looked round to
share in it.</p>
<p>At a good clip the auto was run out Park Heights avenue and back. The
dawn seemed most kindly disposed to the trio, for it was long in coming.
And when they had reached Pimlico, Tom proposed a detour by way of
Roland Park, to return to the lake across Cedar-avenue bridge. The
damsel hailed it with glee, only stipulating that she must be back by
"sun-up."</p>
<p>They showed her the turf tracks on either side as they bowled along
Belvidere avenue eastward, and they were still engaged in explaining to
her the methods of horse racing when Tom started down the long hill
beside the Tyson place, Cylburn, leading down to the bridge across
Jones' Falls. The girl<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</SPAN></span> was asking questions, with her bewitching face
in close proximity to Edwin's, when there came a startling interruption
to their fun. Tom, again greatly interested in the talk, failed to
notice a large boulder in the road, and the auto shot over it with a
jolt that caused him to lose control of the wheel. The big machine
regained its balance, but not its course. Instead, it careened to the
right and bumped into the ditch before the alarmed occupants had
scarcely grasped their peril. Tom was tossed out on the roadway. Edwin
was pitched into the front seat, the mermaid shot past him and fell on a
clump of green turf and the tub of water upset, and, in seeking an
outlet, poured over the car, drenching Edwin.</p>
<p>"Look out for a gasoline explosion!" shrieked Tom, raising himself from
the road, apparently unhurt. Edwin knew he could do nothing to prevent
such a catastrophe, so he followed the other two out of the auto as
quickly as he could. For a moment he and Tom paid no attention to the
mermaid, so absorbed were they in the possibility of a blow-up. But when
this danger had apparently passed they discovered that she had lifted
herself from the grassy sward and was flip-flopping awkwardly in the
direction of the brook that runs through Cylburn near the road.</p>
<p>"Come back! Come back! There's no danger!" called Edwin, as he started
after her.</p>
<p>The damsel paid no heed. She was intent on getting to that stream of
running water.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Again Edwin called, this time more sharply. The mermaid stopped not, but
turned a tearful and much convulsed face to him.</p>
<p>Edwin raced after her. So did Tom. But when they got to the edge of the
brook the only sign of her was an increasing ripple on the surface of a
little pool. The stream was not so deep but that the bottom could be
studied. And yet they saw nothing of her. Evidently she had the
enchanted gift of being invisible in water.</p>
<p>Tom looked at Edwin. Edwin looked at Tom.</p>
<p>"That beats the Dutch!" said Tom.</p>
<p>"It's worse than that," replied Edwin, an odd catch in his voice. "We
certainly have queered her for good. We must find her and get her back
to the Park somehow."</p>
<p>For hours they moved up and down alongside the stream, calling
pleadingly, but without response, for their quondam friend. Edwin made a
little oration to her in absentia, in which he humbly begged her pardon
and swore by all the gods of Mount Olympus—by the great Jupiter, the
chaste Diana and all the rest of them, as far as he could remember their
names—that he would restore her safely to the lake. But she came not.
Tom added his entreaties, but she heeded not. Then Tom suggested that
perhaps she had worked her way down the brook and into Jones' Falls,
whence she could, if she but knew the pipes, get into her beloved lake
again. Edwin jumped at the idea, and, leaving Tom to look after the
auto, hastened down the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</SPAN></span> ravine to Jones' Falls, and moved up and down
the Falls, calling for the vanished damsel with a fervor that might have
caused doubts as to his sanity had anyone heard it.</p>
<p>When he returned, terribly downcast, Tom had gotten the car righted and
had discovered that it was uninjured.</p>
<p>"No luck, I suppose?" said Tom.</p>
<p>"No," replied Edwin, moodily.</p>
<p>"Get in, then. We can't stay here all day."</p>
<p>Edwin required urging to leave the spot. Finally he consented to go. As
he climbed in he saw the overturned wash tub, and his concentrated wrath
and grief were heaped upon it. Picking it up, he hurled it savagely at a
tree, and, when it fell to pieces with the concussion, he exclaimed,
vehemently and inconsequentially:</p>
<p>"That's the blamed thing that got us into this muss!"</p>
<p>At Druid lake he insisted on another long search. Time and again the
auto was stopped that he might call aloud for his charmer. But no
answering sound came across the water.</p>
<p>"Curses!" said Edwin. "I'm afraid she's lost for good."</p>
<p>And that is probably the true explanation as to why there has been no
mermaid in Druid lake since. She may be in Cylburn brook, she may be in
Jones' Falls, she may have reached the Patapsco, but no one has ever
seen a creature answering her description and aquatic habits since the
damsel who once held the job got giddy and went motoring.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</SPAN></span></p>
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